NEET is Utter CHAOS | Standup Comedy | Sorabh Pant | 

Thanks for bringing out this ♥️Im a neet pg aspirant we booked a hotel me and my parents were about to sleep the day before exam in that hotel very far away from the hometown suddenly this postponement news popped up Atleast I enjoyed the breakfast buffet though the next day😅

As a NEET- UG aspirant who scored 620+ and still won't get a college, I'm laughing and crying at the same time. Thanks for this🙏

Rope sales after NEET 📈📈

About neet pg: hell number of doctors who wanted to pursue post graduation are in deep depressed state. Thank God someone talked about it.

Sir how amazingly you described the whole situation but the fact is either our govt is so dumb or trying to be that they are ignoring everything like hell and trying to cover up literally everything

I am from Commerce, but I learned that you need to answer 180 Qs in 200 minutes to get a 720 score. If you gave me an answer sheet even one month b4, I doubt I could score 720 out of 720. Man, this exam is tough for me.

NEET - Not Everyone Eligible Test. Only rich kids with political connections are eligible.

Sad reality of 2024 ...this is where our country is going a student a student who just failed in exam one month back before neet gets a high rank in neet with 705 marks aur humara honest 655 vala student bilkhta reh jata hai ground pr for not getting seat in even lowest merit college of india

Everything works alphabetically in this country, most of the money has been given alphabetically to Ad and Am!

Many Neet pg aspirants didn't know it was postponed because they were asleep 😂

Dude Iemme tell u about the rank distribution in same marks case and it's hilarious and blood boiling for us So first they choose who got better in bio if that's same then they go for chemistry and if that's same they check physics and if all that's same they check whose older age wise AND IF THAT'S IDENTICAL THEY FREAKING CHECK WHO FILLED THE APPLICATION FORM FIRST FOR THIS EXAM 💀and that's actually what happened with top scorer this year . what a joke damn.

On behalf of all NEET-PG students, thanks for speaking out about us. I wish you and your entire family may NEVER need a doctor at all in their entire lives, but trust me, if god forbid you ever need one, we will make sure to give our more than 100%! ❤️

Honestly it’s all fun and games till you are a victim of this situation. Being an aspirant who worked so damn hard for two years, we have all became big fat jokes by these type of people.

Till 3:05 😂😂😂 after that😢😢(PG aspirant) Big fan btw!!

As a neet aspirant i got crazy rank beside my name starts with A😂

Thank you so much man no one was talking about neet pg students thanks a lot hasi mazaak me aapne atleast humari baat toh Kari ❤

Dr.AAAAAAA🤣🤣

Pehle m neet-Ug wale joke p has raha tha Then suddenly @3:12 min. U talked about us (Neet-Pg)

Even after getting 652 this year I made plans for going trips and doing all the stuff before joining the college..... Now I hope atleast I get one Gmc seat in my state that's more than enough. Thanks for bringing this out in a humorous way😂✌🙌

Being a victim of the scam ,me watching the video with a smile on my face and a deep pain in my heart. My two years of hardwork 😢

Really nice bruv 🤣🤣

i don't know if anybody has told you this before sorabh, but you're goooodddd. lol just kidding, i told you this personally once xD love your work man!

Being a doctor myself, I don't know whether to laugh or cry? But who the hell cares until this country care more about who won the big boss. Btw thank you sir. 🤍

So about the ranking system in case multiple students get the same score, tie breaker is the individual subject marks i.e. first the biology marks are checked who got higher (he'll get better rank), if bio marks are also same then chemistry/physics marks are checked.... Its not based on alphabets and there are very little chance that multiple students score same marks in all the individual subject questions... Hope this helps❤

crazy buddy, made me rofl subscribed ! ❤

As a this year neet ug aspirant, Ye dekhakr wapas depression hogya. RU-vidr, news anchor, Politician sab ho gaye...bas standup comedian hi bache the...tum bhi has lo bhai🥲 Aaj mere dukh ki koi seema na rahi🙂

I'm so glad you stood up for us students, means a lot ! -neet 2024 aspirant. Thankyou so much sir 😭

hahaha one day set has killed!!! Hilarious 😂

Mindblowing sorabh loved it 😂❤

thank u so much for talking about neet pg, its been getting postponed from march 😂😭, mein toh paagal horaha hoon. Sir god forbid, if u ever need a doctor , ill treat u for free☺️☺️

Clever hilarious set 😂😂😂

It's hilarious and true 😂😂😂

rare time andres iniesta doing comedy

Thanks for this sorabh😂 very nice set And the alphabetical rumour is killing me😂😂 Major update- the neet pg exam pattern has changed and the exam is on 11 August and and and, we have to fill city center choices AGAIN and this time we have to fill 4 cities so that we can go to one and choose one option out of 4 that they provide in the exam😂😂😂

As a NEET PG aspirants, :- Thank u for making ppl aware of such things , this profession is not all about money and respect, for becoming a doctor we have to go through such level of ups and downs whole life .... p.s :- i have known him from EIC days , hope u ppl comeback together

Lol but it is true my engineering class had ppl with names starting with double 'A' and they generally got it changed right before 10th class registration

Yeah i was on board for 23rd exam...although we r the puppets but.....Humour is the best defense mechanism.. 🎉🎉n we can relate so well with u!! 😂😂

thanks for talking about neet pg 😂😂

It's crazy. From few years India is producing some serious jokes that isn't funny.

Sir actually ranking was not based on alphabetical order but registration number which they didn't inform earlier. Honestly after such rank inflation 800-900-1000-1200 somewhat this much students are at same rank . Means u understand someone scores same score then also he'll be placed after 500 students. And unfortunately in india we have just 100 to 150 seats so what was the mistake of the student with same marks at 500th rank. No college aur aisa bhi nhi tha ki pehele application form bharo to higher registration no. Mil jayega. 9feb ko release hua form aur aadhar card issue se site under maintainence chali gyi...means koi chahe to bhi nhi kr skte

As i am a neet UG aspirant and scoring 632 out of 720 this year my sister is neet pg aspirant this is very relatable to us😢.....you forget about grace marking 😅

Badiya tha bawa, next topic just look up for "ca topper" a Netflix web series trailer, the commerce community is raging over that

Bhaiya yeh mast tha.. aur please podcast bhi

Hilarious stuff😂😂 loved it.

Zvians attendance here🔥

Amazingly 😂 presented the current education systems 😱...........

I am preparing for neetpg since one year now and came across your video 😂😂😂😂😂so relatable and funny ....😢😢sad tooo

What the hell just happened in NEET PG , candidates in this exam are already certified doctors and they assume paper leak , don't you think doctors have other work than just leaking the fckin papers?

1st neet ug ,& then neet pg postponement…. Ever worried how the brain drain works ….? For more opportunities , good logistics, safe & secure future. ! 5.5 years of mbbs & around 1-2 years of meet pg preparation . & just bcoz they have money they can buy a seat for medical ?!? How skill full you want your doctor to be ? Ans= just rich & have ‘paper leak skill’🌚

😂😂😂😂 uk for the first time in my life i was like.... Bc ye desh toh chordna padega, ab pta laga sab bahar kyun bhaag rhe hain 😂😂😂😂 Btw me to scored 646 this year after two years hellish preparation nd my future is so bleak ki maine itta dark bas 😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️ black hole main dekha hai 😅😅😅😅

You deserve much respect dude ❤ You choose this topic even though most of Indian want's good health care system but don't want to talk about health care system 😞

thank you so much for covering this

Justice for neet aspirants 🙌

As a neet-ug aspirant with a decent score but a heartbreaking rank this was both hilarious and painful to watch. I hope in the far future I too can joke about this nightmare. Loved this one :) PS: Showed this to my dad and he's still laughing at the KBC 50:50

Although you should call NEET PG examinees as students. However they are the top 2lac something graduate doctors who compete for their specialisation seats.

I myself gave the NEET UG exam this time and scored 690 and got 4.6k rank. Nice jokes But I must say that the increase in the number of toppers is because of 25% reduction in the syllabus.

Thank u sir 🙏 for this Just hoping that our government can listen to our cries🥺

That's the trauma medicos has to face

Good job

Hello dr kholkar sir 😅

Ranking is decided on the basis of your age and name. Even your father's name. This is 100% true.

Dr. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 As a neet aspirant.. wow 😂😂❤❤❤❤

You know what sir those 66 lakhs are not even a huge amount for many..kyuki unn logo ko utne mai neet ka paper mil gaya tha and also jab answer sheet pehle se hi hogi unke paas toh neet mai acha score bhi aa hi gaya hoga and ab unhe government college milega jiski fees hardly 5-10 thousand hai yearly maybe..ab toh kuch pay karna hi nahi hai unhe itna..jabki agar sirf pass hote woh bacche toh private college mai jaate jiski fees hi 1.66-2 crore hai..itni fees se bachne ke liye pehle itna ghotala kara hai unki family ne..Indian education system is literally the worst 🥺🥺😭😭

Genuine ❤

Hilarious. i was kinda depressed after neet pg postponement as i paid money worth 1.75 lakh for usmle which i will lose due to dates issue . But thanks for talking about it

Nothing is neat in neet

In iit jam examination someone I knew scored the same marks as me. Suppose my rank was 25 and his was 27. I am older than him and my name starts with A and his with C just don't know what decides the rank

Just wondering what will happen if 50 applicants have the name A 😂😂 how could they rank based on roll number 😂😂

Dr. AAAAAAAAAAAAA😂😂😂😂😂

Trueee sirrrr

At least someone's talking beyond politics, chicks and bollywood 🎉

i got 645 this year not getting any collage😢

Pain for neet ug aspirants Give year to year score 620 and not getting sny college😢😢

Bring EIC Outrage back, with the complete original gang.

1:41 *Question paper not answer sheet lmao.

Duym man this was something which actually made my day, btw i am preparing for neet 2025 wish me luck hope no irregularities happens next year…

As I can see you are a layman in field of technical education exams I would like to inform that Last year 24 students topped jee mains which is supposedly touhgher than neet and this year 56 students topped , Out of 61 toppers claimed by NTA 17 are genuine toppers and 44 were added later due to bonus marks in one question in physics. Out of 17 I know at least 11 of them since class 12th due to their performance in various tests of allen and aakash Leak has indeed occured and I believe it has not affected the overall examination as said by cbi reprort which you will be saying corrupt in your future videos. Dont make a mockery of our hard work to replace your outdated jokes and not so funny crowd work And just to make clear in neet ranking is not currently based on age but rather on subject wise score bio>chem>phy if your score is same the one whonregisters first is given good rank since it indicates a serious aspirant according to NTA s logic this might be debatable but at the end of the day you have to set a parameter to give two different ranks.

Doctors in india are in traumatic state.

I am here after scoring 646....and suffering with headache 😥😥

All are laughing ....but neet aspirant crying 😢

Haan bass isliye toh Diya tha exam. Taaki ek saal mehnat karein and at the end stand up comedians ka content bn jayein 😭😭😂

Shame on you NTA.... See how you are insulted nowadays....

Raipur me to mera bhi centre tha mujhe to paper ni mila but still i got 1442 rank😂❤

Bro meri baat mano india ke bahar chale jao(jinke paas paimse h💀) aur india ke bahar hi kaam kro. Iss desh ka kuch nai hone waala jaise leaders aare h

I gave the NET exam, hamara exam ke baad cancel kr diya 😢😅

nbems

Alphabetical system to decide ranking will be the great chance for kids to blame their parents... "aapne thikse prepare kiya hota to aaj mera admission ho jata." 😂😂😂

Being a NEET UG candidate this is very painful to see. I wish that the comedian community should use their stage which would make more and more people aware of it rather than just laughing on so called comedy which is on the national matter.

Wo cricket khelne wala ladka aapka rishtedar hai kya?

alphabetical part is not true

Shame on these kind of people who are mocking this harsh situation,,, everything isn't about making fun,,,, content nhi h to channel bnd krde!!! Tere jse ne kbi khud exam tk nhi dia hoga neet ka or yha khde hokr bkwas krra h gdhaa

The alphabetical rumor is actually quite old. 😂 I knew this guy named Vijay whose parents decided to spell it Bijay when the time for 10th board exams registration came. I've seen North Indians suddenly deciding to write their surname first then their first name because it'd make them alphabetically ahead. No concrete evidence were found in these rumors but you'd probably see an example around yourself as well. More like monkey see, monkey do.

I can't even laugh...the pain😢

It's too much first of all you don't anything about neet and you're started barking like a dog yehi hota hai jab khud zindagi mai ukhad nhi paate toh thak haar ke ek comedian ban jao or kb joke maaro

Poor comedy

Taklyaa... Teri audience bhi tere jaisi hai.. Aage front row pe tere se bhi achha taklaa chamak raha hai😂😅 PS: Thanks for bringing up an important topic on NEET

When you started talking about the neet PG 🥹 BTW, we finally got our new dates!

2:49 but u can't afford a pvt medical college in thats why they paid dude

NEET become a Joke now !

Do u know how sensitive matter it is for students and what kind of mental trauma there are going through and u r just standing and laughing here without knowing how much it takes to score 650++ in this exam