Neighbors move cars to higher ground, prepare boats as Myakka River rises 

Thanks for moving your cars. I dont want to pay more for car insurance because people use their range rovers as boats

Everyone seems so surprised when Florida floods. It’s literally a state in the middle of the ocean with no mountains on a planet that is 71% covered in water.

Sarasota County is not prepared for emergency needs.

How come urban planners allowed residential construction on those swamps?

Wow, who knew a hurricane had water in it. First time I heard about this. Why didn't they teach us this in school. Oh, they banned all the books in Florida, right.

30 to 40 years of news about Florida hurricanes. I wonder if it will happen again next year.

This is a mild year compared to Ian.

Your going to need those boats. Way way more water than IAN. Its a TS.

He is planning his get away on kayaks. Dont get lost in the swamp.