Nerd³ Challenges! Be the Police! - GTA IV 

Every so often I come back to this video. Either because of the nostalgia, or because of the jokes. “Policeman with bad knees. Or the brother of policeman with bad knees who said don’t sit like that, you’ll ruin your knees”

I’ve watched this video so many times over the years, and nearly 7 years later, it’s still one of the best videos i have ever seen

"i might turn into some kind of leopard seal you never know" Dan's brain is so fascinating to me :)

This just in: Worst police officer ever Dale Cubed had died in a major explosion. We watched the event happen, and it seems that Dale's car was on fire has he was moving through traffic. He jumped from the car to the highway, and he would have survived if the car hadn't exploded in front of him, killing him instantly. We give our respects to Officer Cubed, as he was a great man with a bad car. -Weazel News

"Let's go do some crimes and stuff dude.." - policeman Dan

best nerdcubed video ever no arguments everybody agrees

“Hey, did you push that man down there? That’s a crime you know.” *Train arrives and runs over man* “That’s a bigger crime you know” 😭

Well done Dan! You've almost perfectly depicted the American Police force!

Nerd Cubed; the inventor of police brutality.

"Jumping out of a high vehicle at moving speed" That makes sense

I agree: Why doesn't jumping out of a high car on to moving concrete ever help?

Still coming back years later to get nostalgia and laughs from these videos.

I love how all of his memories with the FIB Buffalo are him running people over

Dale is the best cop ever

Dan: "That's a crime against fashion, but I can't arrest you for that." Also Dan: Called half the police force to arrest a construction worker doing his job

Jumping out of a high vehicile onto solid concrete at moving speed? Yes Dan, Yes.

Still one of my favorite Dan videos. Prostitution = legal Running = punishable by death

FBI Agent Dale or Officer Frank Tenpenny? I can't decide which of the two are more evil.

For an old video this is well edited

Does anybody realise that Agent Dale's car is a Bravado Buffalo, which is represented as an undercover cop's car, which is FRANKLIN'S CAR IN GTA V?! I only realised that.

Fucking christ, auto generated captions on the intro. "How I back her ass donators and welcome back to GTA"

"No i am a Police officer i do good now" If only we could say the same about america

oh how i miss these videos

noting the fact i have watched this probably like 30 times and it never gets old thanks dan

One of the best Nerd3 vids.. hands down! 22 mins of laughing.

greatest cop ever award goes too...

"WHOA, I WAS JUMPING ONTO THAT CAR!!!" Omg, I died. xD

"Let's go do some crimes and stuff" -Dan Hardcastle, 2013 Are you sure Dan should be a policeman? I mean, he did say this after commenting on how many people he kills as a policeman...

Let's see what we have here. Police car police car *POLICE CAR*

wow, dan just simulated the police in the us perfectly, 6 years ahead

Ah nostalgia; I haven't watched this video since it was released when I was a kid, I am so glad I have gotten back into this channel, i had missed Dan so much

I still come back to this video. One of the best content ever created - for me at least anyway.

wow this is a weird timeline for special agent dale cooper

Am i the only one who is amazed at the HUGE jump of quality between gta 4 and gta 5?

6:52 American police force in the eyes of the media

Turning on captions for any nerdcubed video is hilarious

Play the GTA V version of this mod

"The driver's paid 60 dollars, good, that'll buy a new clip board." xD

"There is a lot more murdering in being a policeman then I thought there was"------ Welcome to America

This will be my favorite Nerd3 video, forever and always

You know, GTA 5 is definitely the better game, but sometimes, I think GTA IV looks way, Way better

He's like the now police

21:13 you killed Gordon Freeman.. Half Life 3 won't be confirmed :( I'm joking xD

"Oh I was supposed to arrest you !! Flee lady flee" ......... DUM DE DUM DEE DUMDEEE DE DUM DE DUM XD . best bit

Dan Hardcastle for chief of police

rewatching this as an adult I'm enjoying the "right-wing justice" joke more than I did as a kid

Who's still watching Dan's videos in 2016?

2:39 "Don't make me come after you"

Anyone else still here in 2021

play more of this please

6:52 best part ever XD

3:45 when he tried to arrest the trolley 😂😂

2021?

ahhh memories

SECONDDD PARTTTTT!

This is the video I turn to during my worst panic attacks. It’s really weird, the fact that, when he recorded this and when he uploaded this, he had no idea that it would be utilized to drag me out of the depths of anxiety in a matter of minutes. Hands down my favourite creator. EDIT: I was incorrect. This was written in a brief respite of a very powerful anxiety attack, and I wasn’t quite in the right frame of mind. This video didn’t really help that night.

Yes

I want this mod for GTA V once it comes out!

I can.. comment on this video??

i love how dan went from not stealing cars because he was a policeman to yelling "LET'S COMMIT SOME CRIMES!"

7 years ago :/

Hello Daniel Watching your old videos because RU-vid is shit and there is almost nothing worth watching on it nowadays

The guy from the action movie is just Will Smith in I Robot.

I laugh at all of your videos. That's a given fact. But never in my life have I laughed harder than when watching this. You made my day, thanks mate!

DO THIS FOR GTA 5

Is this a mod?I really want to play as a NOOSE officer.

If you care about what is happening in Paris, spread this across the Internet! #PrayForParis!

The beginning of this is the original rapid roster rundown lol

DO lcpdfr 1.0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! New Version!

HOW COME I CANT REPLY TO SOME COMMENTS

Remove the I in IV and that is the name of another video of his

At 9:49 Nerd³ actually invented the John wick nightclub gunplay where he shoots from at the exposed side, lol

eating popcorn while watching nerds videos=popcorn everywere at the end of the video xD

"Lets get crime solving!" *Nearly runs over two people 1 second later*

Dan basically described every cop from any movie about cops ever

Dan was really out here setting the foundation for all sigma males when creating his character

Nerdcubed 2020 america prophecy

Loving the epic police officer who manages to just step out of his moving police car, immediately after his partner, who is driving, is shot in the back of the head. (12:47)

"Jive my friend, jive!"

definitely, the best nerdcubed video.

I find that the older content is better than your new content

best nerdcubed episode ever

Shoots woman when she runs away, doesnt shoot guy who started shooting him. GENIUS!

17:00 his car explodes then another cars just drives up and explodes for no reason LOL

"Oh my god, the bloody Doctor just nicked him." I just realized how much it looked like the prisoner was disappearing the same way that Donna did. Maybe he'll become the next companion.

"you know you want a hot dog"...."I don't want a hot dog!" *BANG*

Nerdcubed discovers you can randomly arrest people and there goes the neighborhood..... and the city.... and the world.

Someone get this man a movie!

Dan is the best policeman ever. He stops people from running but not prostitution. America salutes you, Agent Dale

Every time dale dies he becomes re incarcnated into a goat in PAIN

This so just a modern police training video

The funniest nerd cubed video I've seen

This was the first video I saw by nerdcubed. Its still my favorite video by him and i laugh so hard when i watch it!!!

Your videos never get old dude! Your the only youtuber I watch. Awesome!

It's been a *loooooooooooooong* time.

I love how Dans reaction to discovering he can arrest people is pretty much identical to most American police officers

"What did I say about running!!!" - blam blam!

anyone notice when his partner died at 17:15 he was looking at the wrong dead person... dale was the one in the car.....

YOU ARE BY FAR THE BEST RU-vidR OF ALL TIME!!!

Just randomly searched gt4, discovered this video and hilarity prevailed. Love it.