Nerd³ Plays... F1 2012 

His first time playing... -plays Monaco -heavy rain

I love it that he starts with the most difficult track without any previous experiance

14:17 "Aw man Michael Schumacher has a rubbish neck" well Dan, he does now...

Game : "Caution when rejoining tracks" Nerd³ : "Caution when rejoining tracks, what does that mean?" *bump* Nerd³ : "Oooooooh..."

The reason Subway can't make you a sandwich in 5.4 seconds is that an F1 pit stop requires a team of highly trained professionals with specialist equipment and a car that's designed to be taken apart and put back together quickly. Whereas Subway has one underpaid high-school student and a sandwich.

"Gross Jeans" Fucking killed me!

"Michael Schumacher has a rubbish neck" FORESHADOWNING

I like how he sets the penalties to "reduced" and in a matter of one and a half laps he gets a black flag...

All the things he says about Schumacher... They're a bit awkward now, aren't they?

Is it me or did Nerd³ just turn F1 racing into a go-kart demolition derby?

This is unrealistic, Maldonado is in front!

They say Schumacher had his accident skiing but really nerdcubed just rammed him

Remember kids: "It's not cheating if you win" - Dan "NerdCubed" Hardcastle 2013 The more you know

Dan, I really see you being the _Star_ in the _Reasonably Priced Car_; I just watched Jack Whitehall's interview and power lap, and according to him, he's only driven a car once, before the Stig taught him...

Somewhere Tiametmarduk is crying.

Not sure if this is Dan or Maldonado

I remember watching this when I was 13 and thought it was the funniest thing ever

You know maybe going into a tight turn on a rainy day in a car that cant drift in a crowded area at 180 MPH is a bad idea.

17:54 "Rosenberg ahead of me" ... Rosenberg

'Why do you need all these knobs and buttons? All you need is go and turn'

Oh the old days. The best games to watch Dan play back then were the games that he was confident in but very bad at.

Has anyone ever noticed that nerd cubed puts "gullible" in the bottom of the description?

“I’m playing as Tony Stark” Little does he know...

I like how you've chosen the hardest track for newbies for the first track to race (Monaco) :D

wow, office simulator happened today. I remembered you said this.

Laughed so hard at the part where he went "Chicken! Chicken! OOH EEP!"

As an F1 fan i'm disappointed That Dan Didn't take part in the CHYNNIS GRON PROK

Bro you made me curse so much I probably broke my fast

8:47 "Well, it's not cheating if I win." - Max Verstappen after the 2019 Dutch GP

ITS THE HAPANEESE HONG PEE

"Dynamic racing line, that's the thing that helps I don't want that. I can do this by myself"...meanwhile traction control is on full and ABS (Anti-lock braking system) is on...yeah right you can do it yourself...XD

Seeing Dan on TopGear would have been one of the best episodes ever.

Being a real Formula One fan, I literally started crying when you chose Monaco with wet conditions, X'D

I think we know the real reason Michael Schumacher is in a coma...

the joke in the description "Racecar is the same backwards and forwards. That's why I was driving round the track the wrong way Your Honour" is soo funny

“It’s not cheating if I win” now we know where max versteppen got his influence from in 2021

Lol. Why would u do Monaco in the rain? Spoiler alert! BAD IDEA!!!

14:16 Michael Schumacher has a rubbish neck. XD

Sooo many memorable Quotes in this. We love you, 2013 Dan.😂❤❤❤

take a shot everytime dan says "SORRY"

anyone notice doctor who reference at 18:02

He should have picked Massa instead of Alonso, it would have fit better with his driving style.

The Stig is so interesting. An estimated 350 million people watch Top Gear. 350 million people know them, but they can walk down the street and not be recognized. Hell, they could walk through a crowd of Top Gear superfans, and the crowd would have no idea. Imagine being famous, but no-one knows.

I love how he called one of his rivals 'enemies'

his fucking gasp makes me crack up

You killed the stig

This game is outstanding, it's prolly my favorite raceing game. I love seeing how much he struggles considering how easy it is with all the help on, if u want a real challange do the F1 Raceing in Gran Turismo 5, thats the most difficult raceing I've ever come accross

I don’t think he knows what track Monaco is.

Still better than irl Maldonado

"Michael Schumacher has a rubbish neck" 😑

22:15 Dan foreshadows VR office simulator

True fact: Monaco Circuit was so hard to tackle, even in great weather. That track was not designed for F1 cars to race on.

Has anyone got a total of how many times Dan says Pricks?

Hey Dan, have you played F1 2013 yet? :D

Hey Dan! Do the Last Man Standing Challenge in F1 2012! What you have to do is to take out every racer to force them to retire while keeping your car healthy as well! (You can make it so you don't get a penalty for taking out racers by setting the rules and flags to "Corner Cutting Only". ) Hope you do the challenge! :3

took dan about 500 attempt to come to the conclusion: brake before the turn and accelerate after the turn😂

Lol it's grand PREE, not grand PRICKS. Anyway, this guy is hilarious, top notch!

@dacha44 bought me here 4:26

Dude, i have to say, i have many hours invested in this game, and im a racer myself. I was cheering you on the whole way!! Gotta say though, you picked 3 of the hardest circuits in Monaco, Japan and Singapore! But well done!!

Of course you know Michael Schumacher! The one man, the most ridiculously successful and talented F1 driver of all time! The man owning everyone... and who basically made this whole thing exciting to watch in the first place... xD

OMFG From an f1 expert this is suicide

If you are looking at something else off screen it sounds like you are calling every body pricks

Glad to be on the team my friend

He has a combination of simple humour, perfect timing, slapstick and some intelligent humour. Like a pro he edits anything boring out, so you never get a chance to get bored. I don't look at this channel to see games played well.. (except maybe for the completes series). I mostly come here like others would go to a comedy club: to be entertained! If he's not for you he's not for you, but he's the only one who played a metro simulator and kept me interested and laughing all the way.

10:56 HAHAAHAA

Allonsy alonso

If you were wondering why you couldn't stick to the track in wet monico, it's because you need to go to car setup and change the tires to wet tires. Fun fact. You need to setup your car for each race type of weather.

for an f1 fan i'd just be embarrassed if I knew this much about f1

CHANGE YOUR FUCKING TIRES! THATS WHY YOU CANT TURN

Hey Dan how do you get your hair floofie 💯

"PETRONAS! Aw(yeah) I can summon a Patronus!"

I love how he randomly squeaks when he gets a fright, so funny.

You take your car into Les Shwab to get your tires changed, and they ask you to come back in a couple days. Even if there is no one else having anything fixed. But pit crews can change your rims, tires, fill up the gas tank and even replace parts of the engine in 3.5 to 5.5 seconds.

Omg, please can someone do a mashup of all is squeaks, gasps and sounds? I laugh so hard every time he makes those noises.

Alpha testing just started two weeks ago. Buying into the alpha on kickstarter was over a year ago, but now people that bought in can play it.

It's race time! It's the Monaco Grand Prix!

When he focuses on actually paying attention to the game, he dies multiple times. When he doesn't pay attention just casually talking, he wins.

10:54 someone nudged me! *proceeds to fuck with Hamilton and spin him right round baby right round*

I think nerdcubed was the reason there was a pothole in the Singapore Grand Prix track

The grand pre in Britain is probably the hottest day Britains had

every game you play .. definately one of the most entertaining commentators

you fly better in this game then in kerbal space program.

Nerd³ challenge! Complete an online F1 race without finishing last and without receiving a penalty!

Dan's patronas is a band directer "One more time" Sorry one more, and another, one for good measure, one for the road, we have to do a victory run, Just one more

This is definitely your best Lets Play yet! More!

Mr. Random Voice Man was the true star of this video.

+keeshorror In England, you don't need a driving license to drive on private land.

In the F1 series games, you have to slow down completely from 180-197, or whatever speed, to around 80 and then take the corner as far on the inside as possible.

A very brave choice, you shall be the engineer of the team.

I think you're hardcore Dan... jesus, never played this game and then you do Monaco, hardest track on earth, in heavy rain without assists xD really good

THEY MADE A JOB SIMULATOR FOR VR. YOU ARE NOW OBLIGED TO MAKE IT!

“It’s not cheating if I win” That’s probably Michael Schumacher‘s motto

"I can do that myself" your gonna regret those words

Checking this out in 2017, and it looks freaking gorgoues

"I can summon my patronus" LOL

Yes Dan, Damon Hill is an F1 driver who retired in 1999

The main word of this LP- ''Sorry!''

"It's so eery and quiet.....BALLS BALLS BALLS BUGGER BALLS"

ha love the stuck in the middle with you reference XD

Don't brake and turn at the same time ! Do all your braking in a straight line and then accelerate around the turn .