NERF STEREOTYPES | THE HEAVY 

Loadout: Primary: Rhino-fire Secondary: Hyper-fire (Dual wield) Lethal : grenade belt Tactical: none Perk1 flak jacket Perk2 Scavenger Perk3 Tactical mask Wildcard : Overkill

*I am heavy weapons guy. and* _THIS_ *is my weapon, she weighs 6 pounds and fires 15 dollar Nerf elite darts at 40 rounds per minute. It takes 6 D type batteries to fire this weapon, for 36 hours. Oh my god, who touched Rhino Fire? Alright... WHO TOUCHED MY BLASTER!? Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. I’ve yet to meet one that can outsmart elite dart.*

"i have yet to meet someone who can outsmart dart"

Imagine if the Titan cs-50 was released at this time

90% of comments: tf2 related 10% of comments everything else

It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon _for twelve seconds._

“Can you get any more badass?” That one guy who shows up to a Nerf battle in Doomslayers armor: Why, yes

My primary is 6 Prometheus's taped together My secondary is 2 mastodons taped together

I am a heavy My primary is 4 mastodons ducktaped together

This guy is the Heavy. And he carries around a “Strongarm” Get it?

I do believe he's compensating for something

If I got a dollar for everytime he said grrrr. I'd be able to afford so many Nerf blasters.

I am heavy weapons guy, and this is my weapon

["Meet the Heavy" text appears] [The Heavy walks up to the camera and places Minigun on a cardboard box and sits down in a chair] Heavy: "I am Heavy Weapons Guy...and this [grabs Minigun] is my weapon. [lays both hands covetously on Minigun] She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. [looks intently at viewer] It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds." Heavy: [Laughs] Heavy: [Checks the barrel of his Minigun] "Oh my God, who touched Sascha? Alright...Who touched my gun!?" Heavy: "Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, [sniff] maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet." Heavy: [Holds up cartridge to the camera as you hear the sound of the Minigun revving up] [Heavy devastates the enemies with his Minigun on Dustbowl Stage 1 Cap 1] [Team Fortress 2 Theme plays] Heavy: "Waaaaahhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Ahahahahaha! Cry some more!" [Pause] Heavy: "Heheh, cry some more." [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays] Ctegory:Team Fortress 2 Soundtrack

i wanna see all the guys in the stereotype get in a nerf war 😂

“I carry stuff my weak teammates can’t” *Has arms slimmer than mine*

Do the commander stereotype which is the leader of the team.

"I need to stay tacticool and have the bigger guns!" DROPS RHINOFIRE REPLACE WITH HYPERFIRE

wheres the russian accent??

0:23 As engineer once said, "The answer, is a gun And if that don't work, *use more gun* "

Nerf stereotypes "Trickshots Only" guy. Like if you agree.

How about the licensed gun guy. He's always comparing himself to the movie and only uses Star Wars or Marvel nerf blasters. He also Cosplays a bit during wars.

that tan line though

I fear no man, but that thing, *pistol only rounds* it scares me.

What if I told you, the Mastodon is bigger than the Rhino-Fire

if i had a nickel for every time he said "bad ass"

Heavy? Just put on a vest with camo on it and get 2 nerf hail fires and yell like an angry Russian

“I am heavy weapons guy, and this! Is my weapon. It costs 2 thousand dollars to shoot for 1,3 seconds”

i am heavy weapons gun, and this is my weapon, it fires $200 custom cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute. it costs $400,000 to fire this weapon for twelve seconds.

Nice editing with the muscles 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

And then the guy that kills him with one shot while he has already shot half his magazines 😂

"I am heavy weapons guy and this is my weapon, she weighs 150 kilograms and fires 200 dollar custom tool cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. It cost four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon for twelve seconds."

I am heavy weapons guy, and this is my weapon. *pulls out rhinofire*

Do the gangster

Your secondary (Not sure if it was out yet.) should have been The Judge

“Intimidation is half the battle” Cursing and anger is the other

LOL, my friend uses a strongarm as a primary. I'm a show 'em this!

The low budget guy

do the cheapo. the guy who uses pretty much all off-brand blasters except maybe an old maverick.

if this video was made in nov 2019 this would just be "i am heavy weapons guy, and this, is my weapon."

I'm not hating but this is more like the skinny

Look at the tanning line

He is as white as a brand new pillow

"I am heavy weapons guy. And *this,* is my weapon. She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for *twelve seconds.*

"ITS THE BIGGEST NERF WEAPON I COULD FIND* RIP Centurion

“the heavy man is sexist” “the nerd is a communist” Like wtf

Nerf Stereotypes - The Defender (Uses rhino fire w/ tripod, Vulcan, shield attachments, waits for enemy)

He should now have the Titan with two fifty round drums in the hyperfire

You should do the thug stereotype

hey, were is the mega mastodon, it's pretty heavy

He should be using MEGA Magnus as a pistol.

Him: I look badass Everyone else: four eyes

you forgot the sandvich and Russian accent

I have to..... POOTISPENSERHERE

STEREOTYPE IDEA: The Star wars fanatic

Has heavy once said: “it takes four hundred thousand dollars to fire for five seconds”

The rhino fire is useless since the release of the titan cs-50

If only the mastodon existed when you made this

This video but everytime he says gun or badass the video speeds up 5x faster

10%: This is my gear. 90%: RRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Nerf Stereotypes: the guy who sits in a corner and eats a pickle

the wimp the kid that plays nerf but he is scard of the darts

The mom. Like if you agree

It costs 25 dollars to fire this weapon for twelve seconds.

do sniper , pyro , assassin , pro , defencer and medice

this would make a good video: The heavy vs. the pistol guy in an actual war

Do the moder steroyotype

I like how after talking about all his massive heavy guns, he just has a normal Strongarm holstered on the right

Here's a nerf stereotype for you:the doom guy, he will always try to carry as many guns as possible and he would always scream doom quotes when running into battle. (PS please make this into a vid)

Do the "cheap buyer" stereotype, the guy who uses super cheap guns like Jolts,Triads,Strongarms

Do the rival stereotype

C'mon Coop, you had the perfect opportunity to do a Meet the Heavy parody.

But could you beet the TF2 Heavy? 1 on 1 WINNER gets a life time of sandwich.

Haha the arm tanlines 😭😂😂

when you see dem arms doe...

You should do a Sanders Sides type video with all the stereotypes all in the same room and talking and arguing and then they all go in a Nerf fight and dominate

Do a stereotype for the "Rebelle" Who only uses rebelle line blasters; Maybe you can do some cross-dressing.

You're meant to start with 'I am heavyweapons guy, and this is my weapon'

so heavy 2.0 would be twin mastodons right?

"I am heavy weapons guy, and this, is my weapon."

His large gun is compensating for something

Bandana, round/grenade belt not necessary if you are the terminator. Specifically Cyberdyne systems model 101.

the scout, the guy who thinks its team fortress 2

3:20, he goes to the gym yet he says,” I’m too lazy,”

The Wild West Gunslinger: Uses a pair of hammershots and a slingfire.

The Cowboy only uses the : hammershot, slingfire, and acts like Clint Eastwood

You and that mysterious woman (sometimes in your vids) should both choose to be one of these stereotypical characters and have a nerf war. LIKE SO COOP CAN SEE!

I’m surprised that he didn’t make this joke Friend: hey where’s the nerf war at Him: that way 💪 (points to the right with muscles) Friend: ok where’s the store to get the nerf guns Him: that way 💪 (points to the left with muscles)

How about the ACTUAL GOOD PLAYER

Please do the "WORKER" guy, who uses tons of worker products

Nerf Stereotype - The Hippie

1:20 sounds like a horse 😂

do the dart saver

Coop you should do a series where you go to an actual Nerf match and play your stereotype classes with the gear and personality :)

Aww i was hoping it was a parody of "meet the heavy" ): still funny though :D

NEW STEREOTYPE: The Super Ultra Belt-feed guy literally just has 1 Belt-feed nerf gun and enough belt for ammo that it literally just covers his body (change it however you want)

Does it take 400,000 dollars to fire the Rhino Fire for 12 seconds?

The Wastelander: uses only dommlands blasters and Has a backup 'Laser Pistol' Which is a Glow-Shot.

I am heavy nerfowns guy, and THIS is my weapon.

*Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe... maybe. I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart bullet.* I’m sure this has already been said, but...