Neuvillette judges the Archons in court 

Nahida is guilty of being innocent, her sentence should be an afternoon tea party with Navia and Furina.

I like how venti is already passed out from being drunk

Nahida is too precious to be guilty. Her only crime-if it was that awful-was touching grass.

Neuvilette: 🌪️🪨⚡ 🐉 *I'll judge y'all.* Also Neuvilette: 💧🌿 🐉 *These two are cool.*

Neuvillette and Zhongli went from friends to rivals in court 😂

Venti didn't even get hit he just passed out drinking 😂

Fun fact: the very first time we heard the name Neuvillette, he was praising Nahida, and wishing Furina would act more like her.

Neuvillette: According to the judgment of the 🕺 Oratrice 🎶 Mecanique 🎵 d'Analyse 🎶 Cardinale🕺

Nahida getting not guilty is perfect. She did nothing wrong, after all!

Zhongli's response about Osmantheus Wine while being told on how powerful he is, is the best response I heard.

Zhongli = guilty of osmanthus wine EI = Guilty of not knowing how to cook Venti = Guilty of being Drunk

I love Neuvillette just took one look at Nahida and said "She's guilty of being too cute."

Nahida: I know your search history Neuvilette: INNOCENT!!!

Neuvillette with Nahida & Furina: Precious baby. Neuvillette With Other Archons: GUILTY!!!

Zhongli: I will have order Neuvillette: No you don't, order must be held

Furina is very excited about this, because neuvillette has made her statement come true

Neuvillette: **thinking about Zhongli's sentence** Zhongli: Osmanthus wine... Neuvillette: Guilty!

According to the judgement of the 🌟 _Oratrice_ 💃 _Mecanique_ 🕺 _d'Analyse_ 🕺 _Cardinal_ 💃 🌟

“Order!” *I* will have order *the others* “Wine?” “No thanks” “So you happen to have cake?”

According to the ✨Oratrice ✨mécanique ✨d'analyse ✨cardinale ✨

I find it interesting that Neuvillette is most hostile against Zhongli in his voice lines, I wonder why tho

When Neuvillette said "Danzai! Danzai! Danzai! Danzai!", I felt that. Truly one of the bringers of justice of all time

Love how Venti didn't even fight back and just took a beating to keep his secrets just like he did with Signora so long ago.

Nahida : Not Guilty Zhongli: Indeed

The way Ei and Zhongli fell LMAO

Neuvillette: Who are you? Zhongli: Osmanthus wi- Neuvillette: *GUILTY!*

I find it funny that Venti didn't even try to fight Neuvilette and he's on the ground with Zhougli and Ei.

I love how he didn't ask the Oratrice about Nahida. Even if she was guilty in it's eyes, she'll always be innocent in Nuevillette's. 😊

ok but I actually wanna see Neuvillette and Zhongli throw hands in game

Nahida: "I have done nothing wrong ever in my life." Neuvillette: "I know this, and I love you."

Although neuvillette is not an archon, but he can judge other archons, this shows how powerful he is:)

1:23 i love how Nahida is just watching innocently😂

According to the judgement of "Oratrice 💃 Mechanique 💃 D'analyse 💃 Cardinal"

And you can see why Neuvillette despises other Archons except for Furina and Nahida.

Nahida's crimes: -stalking -ignoring privacy rules -mass memory wipe for a criminal (wanderer) who deserves punishment - Letting criminals (the sages) go free , yea i know she was a victim but she wasn't the only victim but she abused her authority as archon to let them go with basically a slap on the wrist -Giving a powerful artifact to one of the most evil people on Teyvat (Dotore) But their crimes where not committed in Fontaine therefore they can not be judged under Fontaine law

Venti : guilty of imbibition of the large scale of liquor Zhongli : guilty being a spendthrift without his own mora Ei : guilty of cooking hazard in one of Fontaine's restaurant Nahida : guilty of.... Being cute too much

Furina is just watching the show

The editing so clean omg

I like how Venti is down not because he fought daddy otter but because he was already drunk

Neuvelitte: According to the judgement of the Oratrice Mecanique d'analyse Cardinale... Me: 🕺💃🤸🕴️

Nahihi is having a talk with Furina and Furina is just surprised when Ei attacks while Nahida is like "This is fine."

Neuvillette deciding which other archons are allowed to interact with Furina: Go on, scram! Get out of here, you moochers! [Point to Nahida] Except you, you stay. Nahida: :D

Osmantus vine tastes the same as he remember, even in Meropid

Nahida wasn't even born when the archon war occurred also she saved the dendro dragon, no way she'd be guilty.

Traveller as the archons lawyer: "You're honor, STFU you weren't even there"

Venti:*wakes back up*…why are all the lights off?

Neuvi: That power... Who are you, exactly? Zhongli: Osmanthus wine- Me: GUILTY The way I completely knew that he'd say that but I still got surprised pls

The smile that followed when neuvilette considered nahida not guilty😢

According to the judgement of THE ORATRICE MECHANICS D'ANALYSE CARDINAL

i thought after he judges john lee they argument "ORDER!" "ORDER!"

Zhongli was labeled guilty by Oratrice Mecanique D'analyse Cardinal because he didn't pay for any food and tea during a visit to fontaine 😂

Neuvillette: alr busters welcome to the ✨oratrice mecanique d'analvse cardinale✨

Neuvillette is Fontaine's goat, judges the archons, dropped a bombshell about lore and visions and confirmed that Zhongli is not a simple adpetus

I doubt Nahida is that innocent. Fair trial please.

Venti didn't even fight back. He just accepted his guilt, yet he passed out so e how.

How the trial would go Ei: Trial by Combat Zhongli: the trial would last a century Nahida: Innocent Venti: Didn't understand or hear anything because he's black out Drunk

The fact that Venti didn't get any hit, but unconscious already.. 🤣🤣🤣

Goodness whoever make this just put a smile on my faces.. thx a bunch

Bro solo'ed them 💀☠️

So thats where that meme came from

And people say Neuvillette is weaker than all the archons lmao

Furina meanwhile shooting a movie in dragon spine:

Neuvillette would judge Nahida/Rhukkadevata as guilty, especially considering her beef with Apep, lol. He even said she must stand trial but that considering her "hardship" under the former Akademiya sages, he would be considerate of her. That doesn't mean "not guilty," though. The only one he isn't putting on trial is Furina, but that's because she's already surrendered her authority (also, he has a thing for her, it's obvious.)

Wtf this is literally the best genshin video I've witnessed. Thank you for the laughs.

0:07 - 0:14 😂😂😂 Ahh “yawn” that was a refreshing sleep 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The Oratrice Mecanique d'Analyse Cardinale keeps echoing in my ears.

"Deus Auri is... Guilty" Zhongli : "Indeed, it is as you've guessed"

Since this is when the Oratrice was still functional, then the only charges they could be punished for would be of deception to their own people regarding their identities, and some minor crimes like high debs, common robbery, damage of historical artefacts (Holy Lyre) and so on. 😅

I am forever cursed. every time I hear “oratrince mecanique d’analyse cardinale” I think 🕺💃🏻✨

Venti passed out on the ground without Neuvillette even raising a single finger: Venti - "A lotta good that Judging did ya? I'M DRUNK!"

Only thing Nahida's guilty of, is being cute and adorable.

Venti didn’t even fight he just got pass out drunk

0:28 awe

Venti was not knocked off by neuvillete, he just passed out from drinking too much

Neuvilette must have played the furina storyquest, considering he spared her 💀

Lol venti had just too much fonta to drink! 😂

Nahida is too cute being not guilty

I’m actually kind of curious as to how strong Neuvillette is compared to the other Archons since he’s one of the original elemental dragons.

The outro should have had the Funny Wine Man in jail while saying his favorite catchphrase

Bro venti didn't even get hit, hes just blackout drunk.

Neuvillette: According to the judgement of the 🪩oratrice 💃 mecanique 💅 d'analyse 🎉 cardinale ✨ Venti: 🎶🕺🎵 Nahida: 💃💃💃 Raiden ei and zhongli: 🗡️

Zhongli at the end lol 😂

People wondering why Venti was unconcious despite not fighting... he was just drunk

Whoever Made this is a legend😂

I love that Neuvilette didn’t even use the Oratrice for Nahida. He just knew she wasn’t guilty 😂 how could she be? Given what happened to her… 😢 she deserves to go free ☺️

Oratrice mecanique d'analyse cardinale line will be missed.

This is absolutely hilarious and well done

*Oratrice Mecanique d'Analyse Cardinale* 😂😂😂

According to the judgment of the oratrice mecanique d'analyse cardinale

and now be for real and show how raiden would obliterate him.

Nahida defense: *stare* Neuvilette analysis of given defense: - *stares back* - *thinks very carefully. This is a 500-years old god, who was in charge for all this time when so many people suffered in her country.* - *is himself not easily fooled by cute little human being. As much as a baby fish doesn't look cute to you, baby human does not look cute to Neuvilette* - *is very much aware that cute doesn't mean innocent. In 500 years of judgements, he has seen cuter things judged for worse. In is long life before that, same.* - *takes all the required time for the seriousness of the matter* half a second later, Neuvilette: "not guilty" Nahida: he he

Nahida is already imprisoned for 500 years just for being a child and recently got out. Did someone sue her again?

The 3 archons that help in destroying khanriah are guilty lol

Objection He is not stronger than 3 archons He is slightly above the level of an archon

Nahida isnt guilty bcs she is a part of the irminsul itself and is arguably an even more worthy holder of dendro authority than the dendro dragon sovereign.

1:36 Venti was not ko due to a fight, just drunk, as usual

This edit makes a good Archon Quest. I am convinced that this is a real story we're talkin'.

Nahida literally watches my every move......how is she not guilty 😭.........

0:27 lolicon confirmed 🐧

haha I like the little touch with Zhongli doing his usual line for the outro except it is in the fortress of millipede (yes I can't remember the actual spelling of the fortress's name so millipede it is.)