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New Cortana Is Built Different 

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When your psycho ex-girlfriend leaves you so you make a clone of her without memories like a 90's romcom and also you have a grappling hook.
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Thumbnail Master Chief by KinoFabino / fabioproductions
Thumbnail Cortana by midransfw
Soytana pointing images by AbiSV
Pilot yelling sounds from The Croods (2013)
I got over it audio from The Rock in his Fortnite reveal trailer
Helmet 3D model render by Glitch5970
Big gold monkey quote from Dora and the Lost City of Gold (2019)
Adjutant voice lines is Wheatley from Portal 2
Mood quote by Gianni Matragrano / giannimatragrano
Grapple hook bridge music is Jungle Hijinx from Donkey Kong Country
Cortana being deleted audio from the "Kara" tech demo before Detroit: Become Human
Go F yourself quote by arbychief.exe
Boss brute yell from Trololo Song by Mr. Trololo
Pilot in pain sounds by funnywes / channel
Where's my dick at quote by calebcity / calebcity
Spanish thumbnail music is Donde estarás - Gia Sky
Purple Cortana conversation scenes from Blade Runner 2049 (2017)
Portal Fortnite world scene from Red vs Blue Blood Gulch Fortnite video
Outro music is Goth by Sidewalks and Skeletons
Outro music link: • Sidewalks and Skeleton...
The game being played is Halo Infinite on PC. Also on Xbox One, Xbox Series X/S, and game pass.
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@Pongsifu
@Pongsifu 2 года назад
Have a brief video on my Halo Infinite playthrough to start the year.
@David-ve5iq
@David-ve5iq 2 года назад
💫
@johnnygarcia7990
@johnnygarcia7990 2 года назад
I was waiting for this moment. It took too long but it paid off.
@S4cred666
@S4cred666 2 года назад
Happy new year bud
@asostheflowerforged8403
@asostheflowerforged8403 2 года назад
A blessing from the lord
@Samurix16
@Samurix16 2 года назад
Thanks
@jestergodfield690
@jestergodfield690 2 года назад
Love how the pilot went full caveman the moment chief showed him the new cortana
@orochinagis
@orochinagis 2 года назад
Well Cortana kinda screwed the whole humanity in less than a year
@Haggysack2k8
@Haggysack2k8 2 года назад
@@orochinagis Cortana H1-H3: "Hey Big guy, we're in this together. Like brother and Sister we keep an eye out for each other. Mother Halsey also told us to do so." Cortana H4: "Rampancy, Chief. There is no cure. I AM DOOMED!" *Depressed af, dies at the end* Cortana H5: *Resurrects herself, finds the cure to rampancy* "I AM GOD! FEAR ME MORTALS!" Cortana pre H-Infinite: "NOOOOOO You can't kill John! I won't let you take him from me!" *Destroys a homeworld planet, rekts herself to save Chief... Again* Cortana H-Infinite: "You smell fine by the way." Me while hearing the last: *Coughs* "Say WHAT?!"
@bravepigster
@bravepigster 2 года назад
I feel like that was flat out Croods audio right there
@Acesahn
@Acesahn 2 года назад
Cortana... WITH CLOTHES!?!?! HOO HAHH HAHH HAHH HAH! HAH! HAH!
@void-master9077
@void-master9077 2 года назад
@@Haggysack2k8, that’s some Alabama vibes then, cause I swear I never saw them as a brother/sister relation
@Carppet
@Carppet 2 года назад
an emotional moment between chief and the pilot is happening while you can hear a brute just going ham at something in the background....beautiful
@LeftSinkHandle
@LeftSinkHandle 2 года назад
Nature is truely amazing
@lustrazor44
@lustrazor44 2 года назад
And it’s only emotional because pilot won’t stop fucking crying the whole game. He’s the only emotional one. I genuinely wanted to leave him there with the garbage. I got a grapple hook. I don’t need a pelican.
@firstconsul7286
@firstconsul7286 2 года назад
The brute was having an emotional moment too, just a completely different emotion
@oblivionwalker8611
@oblivionwalker8611 2 года назад
“He’s just ravaging someone’s cheeks” 🤣🤣🤣
@anjaneyasreetrout2444
@anjaneyasreetrout2444 2 года назад
@@lustrazor44 Can't really blame the guy tbh. He was a civilian trapped in a really fucked up situation with a 7ft tall armored sociopath.
@satan7481
@satan7481 2 года назад
Master Chief talks to his sassy hologram waifu. Am I getting the premise of this game correct?
@Pongsifu
@Pongsifu 2 года назад
50% sassy hologram 50% grappling hook
@GamerGhostRider
@GamerGhostRider 2 года назад
@@Pongsifu 1% ASMR of weirdly sexy "dead" hologram
@lemon_curry_
@lemon_curry_ 2 года назад
Pretty much the game series
@digitaltigergaming
@digitaltigergaming 2 года назад
pretty much. I may be an odd one out but, while I loved Cortana and John's relationship in the old games, this one feels unique and has potential as well.
@waah5901
@waah5901 2 года назад
@@GamerGhostRider shes not dead 😭
@darrylferguson3622
@darrylferguson3622 2 года назад
To be fair to the pilot guy, he has been through a lot being stuck in space, and then he gets stuck with Master Chief- who has the social skills of a brick
@theoneaboveall9930
@theoneaboveall9930 2 года назад
At least he can fly better than one.
@Kronos0999
@Kronos0999 2 года назад
Then either leave or stfu. Pilot was annoying af
@nephillim8641
@nephillim8641 2 года назад
@@Kronos0999 he literally can't just leave. There are so many aliens all over ready to shoot him down and you also don't just leave Master Chief behind on a planet while saving Marines.
@Kronos0999
@Kronos0999 2 года назад
@@nephillim8641 And crying about it like a little girl changes anything?
@NobleSlicks
@NobleSlicks 2 года назад
@@Kronos0999 Just think what an active warzone would to to a civilian engineer, next minute you get a glimmer of hope only to realise it’s not so simple and that you now have to fly air drops for the 7 foot giga Chad over active AA and angry fuckin aliens and you have a sidearm and a light flak jacket
@Hyouhaku_B
@Hyouhaku_B 2 года назад
"I might have the perfect one" Echo 216: Took too long, don't care anymore bye.
@juangonzalezdiaz7466
@juangonzalezdiaz7466 2 года назад
I swear this could be one of these videos titled “I play x game with 200% facial animations” and I could not be able to tell if this is by default or flawless edit by our Sifu here. Neat.
@VictorKane115
@VictorKane115 2 года назад
It's weird. It's like lately, the 'better' and more advanced the facial animation and tech have gotten, the more lumpy, and more oily looking they chose to make them.
@Miitsu222
@Miitsu222 2 года назад
I think master chiefs expressions really sold it
@XMokuMundoX
@XMokuMundoX 2 года назад
@@VictorKane115 that's the uncanny valley there for ya
@Friend_of_Mara
@Friend_of_Mara 2 года назад
@@VictorKane115 I'll be the one to ruin it for ya. The upper lip doesn't move on it's own, only when pulled by surrounding muscle. It's a sign of over facial tracking.
@VictorKane115
@VictorKane115 2 года назад
@@Friend_of_Mara Thank you for putting that to words. The lips and the eyes are what weird me out in these things lately. It's like it's not quite real enough for the uncanny valley, but not stylized enough either. Trying too hard at and relying too much on facial tracking probably really is it. It's like a cast of Vtubers.
@bhop_2x
@bhop_2x 2 года назад
“The sexy lady in my head that calls me studmuffin” glad I caught the reference
@Lonewolf360gaming
@Lonewolf360gaming 2 года назад
Ngl when chief goes through the ring with echos of giant Cortana I kept wondering to myself "damn who designed this a.i to be this caked up"
@zaelgarviel9766
@zaelgarviel9766 2 года назад
Halsey. Halsey was a cake
@Lonewolf360gaming
@Lonewolf360gaming 2 года назад
@@zaelgarviel9766 indeed she was
@kboi1170
@kboi1170 2 года назад
It was Cortana herself. According to the lore, Cortana chose her own form and name.
@tacobread3
@tacobread3 2 года назад
Cake? I’m convinced you’ve never seen Cake in your life.
@Jordan-ok4yb
@Jordan-ok4yb 2 года назад
@@tacobread3 it’s not about the size of the cake, but the quality
@Elemtree
@Elemtree 2 года назад
Ahhh… so that’s why Master Chief always keeps saying “ I need a *Weapon* ” he was just lonely…
@tetsatou2815
@tetsatou2815 2 года назад
I mean, based on the shit Cortana does WITHOUT needing to be a hologram in the previous games, I'd classify her as a weapon, absolutely. There's a reason you don't fuck with the hacker in space-based sci fi.
@magmat0585
@magmat0585 Год назад
@@tetsatou2815 not just the games, in the books didn't she vent an entire covenant ship of atmo once by hacking? Or was that John's spartan team pre-cortana? It's been a hot minute
@destroyerofbussy
@destroyerofbussy 5 месяцев назад
​@@magmat0585If you're talking about in First Strike that was just a fragment of Cortana which makes it even more impressive (she could barely handle it and had to make hundreds of copies of herself)
@ethansdroid
@ethansdroid 2 года назад
Chief saying "goooo fuck yourself" to the weapon made me lose my shit. It was built up so perfectly. I really need more of this in my life.
@mogbog2
@mogbog2 2 года назад
3:11 This also happened to me too. I'm trying to watch this emotional cutscene that shows more of Master Chief's human side and all I hear in the background is: *HUFFHUFFNRRGH*
@FalonGrey
@FalonGrey 2 года назад
Better than me, I drove a warthog there, and the entire emotional moment was spent looking at Chief and The Pilot inside a Warthog body, and The Weapon being blocked by the tire.
@cobrademon761
@cobrademon761 2 года назад
Wonder if it’s a Easter egg somehow
@SaberInferno
@SaberInferno 2 года назад
Bro 10:26 - Genuinely caught me off guard, I had to put down my taco and go frame by frame. Great work btw.
@deivymaybe7554
@deivymaybe7554 2 года назад
Whos her
@eyywannn8601
@eyywannn8601 2 года назад
Broom broom
@isplat927
@isplat927 2 года назад
Artwork by Derisyan.
@SaberInferno
@SaberInferno 2 года назад
@@isplat927 You glorious human being.
@weelzneal4768
@weelzneal4768 Год назад
Well this is a nice lil rabbit hole ... There is so much more cortana art than whenever i checked so many years ago
@LyaksandraB
@LyaksandraB 2 года назад
Cortana doing a JackO pose, ironboard Cortana inside a cum jar... Our man Pongsifu more savage than insanity wolf itself.
@chrommel1
@chrommel1 2 года назад
timestamp on the jack o pose?
@leotenenbaum6806
@leotenenbaum6806 2 года назад
@@chrommel1 Thumbnail
@proxy90909
@proxy90909 2 года назад
@@chrommel1 I did the research my man: 10:09 look at -cortanas- _the weapon_ screen
@LLDeuce
@LLDeuce 2 года назад
Where do I find the weapon doing the jack o pose ?🙃
@jonathangarcia5279
@jonathangarcia5279 2 года назад
How did I not notice this!?
@Kunk_Manjeroon
@Kunk_Manjeroon 2 года назад
*obsessed with tali, a quirky and cute stuttering tech wizard* *cannot even remotely fathom the concept of tolerating a hand-held, pocket portable tali* Yes, of course.
@ColinGrym
@ColinGrym 2 года назад
I honestly could not tell which parts of this playthrough were parody vs. as-written.
@cheezburgrproduction
@cheezburgrproduction 2 года назад
It’s 100% accurate to scope
@obviouslykaleb7998
@obviouslykaleb7998 2 года назад
That Wheatley thing has to be parody, but I hope it isn’t.
@slothman9731
@slothman9731 2 года назад
I was expecting the "pilot" to be an Insurgent giving them an introduction to the video game franchise and it became humans vs humans; full circle.
@fancybusinesspigeon3879
@fancybusinesspigeon3879 2 года назад
I mean…. I find it strange how this random CIVILIAN engineer knew how to pilot a fuckin Pelican… he could have lied to Chief and instead of being an insurgent is more of wanting to change sides after seeing well…. The fuckin banished DESTROY the infinity lmao
@slothman9731
@slothman9731 2 года назад
@@fancybusinesspigeon3879 OMG. I just thought of the most satisfying and cheesy way to end the franchise! So remember that John at a very young age had promised a childhood friend he would marry her; we never hear from her (supposedly she might be dead or maybe not), but what if she became an Insurgent (don't forget the cheesy plot where she moves up the rank to become an important figure) and the UNSC fight against them again, except this time the Insurgents have modern technology now (which in the books it is stated they do). It's a stalemate, the UNSC and the Insurgents. The Chief fights with her in random encounters..... Okay long story short the Master Chief falls in love with her again (this time with a real human, I know!) making both to join to end the war of all wars against humans. Later you can add your 343 cheesy plot to fight a greater evil blah blah blah.
@fancybusinesspigeon3879
@fancybusinesspigeon3879 2 года назад
@@slothman9731 dude….. not ruin your fun but she’d be dead if not dead…. She’s OLD AF
@PBRatLord
@PBRatLord 2 года назад
@@fancybusinesspigeon3879 yeah, people also forget that Chief is like 50 by the time this game rolls around, so it'd be a bit weird if his old crush were still young lol
@username1660
@username1660 2 года назад
@@fancybusinesspigeon3879 I mean, he was a civilian engineer doing work on the Infinity, he would've spent time around them, not to mention the six months he spent trapped in one immediately afterward. He also could've had piloting knowledge beforehand. All we know about the dude is what his last job was.
@triarcness
@triarcness 2 года назад
10:26 I'm glad we still have hot wheel in the halo universe
@brianmayfield3474
@brianmayfield3474 2 года назад
Right?!
@arthuroldsocks
@arthuroldsocks 2 года назад
but who is the artist where is the full IMAGE
@jackofastora8962
@jackofastora8962 2 года назад
Imma need the sauce chief
@SkyRecruit18
@SkyRecruit18 2 года назад
@@jackofastora8962 by Derisyan
@Jose_Doe
@Jose_Doe 6 месяцев назад
Thanks​@@SkyRecruit18
@peridoxx7426
@peridoxx7426 2 года назад
11:45 had me laughing so damn hard. That was hilarious
@cobrademon761
@cobrademon761 2 года назад
Realistically chief would just rip it out of his hand
@banjobill8420
@banjobill8420 2 года назад
@@cobrademon761 along with his arm
@Eclipse-mk3hm
@Eclipse-mk3hm 2 года назад
@@banjobill8420 along with his pengas
@Smuggerino
@Smuggerino 2 года назад
I wonder what Pongsifu's browser history looks like w/ these questionable Cortana artwork
@MadKlauss
@MadKlauss 2 года назад
You forgot the ''flat ass Cortana'' version
@arcadeinvader8086
@arcadeinvader8086 2 года назад
once I unlocked the quickshot upgrade I think I had more fun than I did with any other halo gameplay; the grappling hook is such a sweet mechanic. If they made a multiplayer mode where everyone gets unlimited grappling hook I would probably never play anything else.
@shorewall
@shorewall 2 года назад
web slinging/grappling hook is one of the funnest game mechanics.
@CognizantCheddar
@CognizantCheddar 2 года назад
Well, you could play Doom Eternal, which has a better version of the same mechanic.
@AttacMage
@AttacMage 2 года назад
@@CognizantCheddar you mean titanfall
@CognizantCheddar
@CognizantCheddar 2 года назад
@@AttacMage I mean both.
@PMauvais
@PMauvais 2 года назад
Hook + sword jousting
@giantzombiechild
@giantzombiechild 2 года назад
The difference is that old Cortona was mommy and new Cortona is like a daughter so the real underlying theme of Halo infinite is actually "What if Masterchief was daddy???"
@LyaksandraB
@LyaksandraB 2 года назад
The pilot's lifeless eyes will haunt us all for eternity. After the stars die, after all matter is nothing but sub atomic particle soup, his death gaze will remain.
@DDDloki
@DDDloki 2 года назад
i love how you cut out all the important story moments that would be considered spoilers
@a_legendary_dodo3774
@a_legendary_dodo3774 2 года назад
And its even funnier how, without those spoilers, the weapon ends up being just a sassy blue lady, the pilot a crybaby and escharum a dude way too obsessed with masterchief. I can't believe they actually managed to (realistically) justify said personality traits and, even better, improve them as the campaign rraches its end.
@trla6505
@trla6505 2 года назад
Ohh good, I was ready to close the video when last play it
@naughtmeinam4603
@naughtmeinam4603 2 года назад
Are you kidding? I had to skip all around this video to avoid seeing stuff I shouldn't. And even then I still saw stuff I shouldn't have. He literally even shows the ending of the game. This video was not spoiler-free and he didn't even bother indicating that.
@DDDloki
@DDDloki 2 года назад
@@naughtmeinam4603 yeah, ending of the game in which you learn nothing of value. He skipped the most important parts of the story.
@Franubian
@Franubian 2 года назад
@@DDDloki Video's filled with spoilers, period.
@legionnaire_blaze7138
@legionnaire_blaze7138 2 года назад
The bit at 8:40 was such a curve ball but it was so perfect at the same time.
@MattR8605
@MattR8605 2 года назад
I laughed so fkn hard. Caught me way off guard.
@KORmatrixmod
@KORmatrixmod Год назад
Lololololol~
@TheHuskyK9
@TheHuskyK9 2 года назад
3:13 One of the Marines sacrificed their cheeks so that the others can escape
@cobrademon761
@cobrademon761 2 года назад
That’s so cursed
@FoxLunar
@FoxLunar 2 года назад
excited for the series ending where chief just kills all the cortanas and aliens so he can get a nice vacation and drive his vehicles around in the snow.
@bocaj8272
@bocaj8272 2 года назад
bro the facial animation team took notes from mass effect andromeda
@kravchan
@kravchan 2 года назад
"This is actially her" - I've got such a blast of necromemes from the past lol.
@Nolongerhereanymore
@Nolongerhereanymore 2 года назад
What would her expression be if chief asked her Take off your clothes
@minimmats
@minimmats 2 года назад
I am glad I subscribed to you. You're one of the only gaming channels that genuinely makes me laugh anymore. Your comedy is impeccable and you're hardly ever mean spirited in your humor. Thank you.
@luissalcedo9209
@luissalcedo9209 2 года назад
I read this as “the new corona is built different”
@boristakerman
@boristakerman 2 года назад
I read this as "the new cortana is built different", I had to check the title, then recheck your comment.
@trla6505
@trla6505 2 года назад
Did he change the tittle? Becthsts what I read
@BradCage
@BradCage 2 года назад
Man I am dumb! I had to read this comment far to many times
@KingRogue
@KingRogue 2 года назад
@@BradCage bro same!
@trla6505
@trla6505 2 года назад
@@BradCage shhh CORONA I got it
@MasonTheCourier
@MasonTheCourier 2 года назад
That clip of abby shapiro with halo posters seems like a clip that doesnt exist
@seanstrizak3654
@seanstrizak3654 2 года назад
11:42 He pulls out a pistol that can't hurt cortana or kill the the chief before he gets his head crushed. Lol
@CodeeXD
@CodeeXD Год назад
Plot twist the pistol was for himself
@RAMZAVFX
@RAMZAVFX 2 года назад
"Noone gives a fuck man" literally every halo vet
@SlackerXYZ
@SlackerXYZ 2 года назад
11:42 Absolultley cracked me
@Metocares
@Metocares 2 года назад
Chief these Khazar AI milkers got me questioning my loyalty to the UNSC
@eyywannn8601
@eyywannn8601 2 года назад
Khazar as in the Turkic ones?
@16maze
@16maze 2 года назад
10:06 the editing for this scene alone is impeccable 😂😂😂😂😂 I don’t think know in knows how hard this is to do.
@reggemuffin2730
@reggemuffin2730 6 месяцев назад
Any idea what song it is?
@16maze
@16maze 5 месяцев назад
@@reggemuffin2730 Donde estarás - Gia Sky
@28br
@28br 2 года назад
6:30 had me on the ground
@iunnor
@iunnor 2 года назад
I refused to believe echo 216 survived 3 days on the ring without chief based on how he was acting throughout the campaign. Lol
@rayhomies89
@rayhomies89 2 года назад
That Cortana ASMR caught me off guard I lmaoed too hard than it should be and that BROOM BROOM, nice (ಠ ͜ʖಠ). Keep up the great work Pong! *(:
@arisurec
@arisurec 2 года назад
Playing video games with Pongsifu must be the most fun experience ever.
@peasant5063
@peasant5063 2 года назад
9:30 best part
@seanpaul4574
@seanpaul4574 2 года назад
7:24 Well you tried to Kill her. You can’t expect her to not take that as an issue.
@Wal-Hai
@Wal-Hai 6 месяцев назад
Its an AI. Even modern day chatgpt doesnt get sassy and would understand if i insult it or tell it i will delete it. Acting sassy HAD to be programmed in, and its weird to give an important AI an quirky sassy option. I mean it has the ability to do bad things, its dangerous if its annoyed. Also, OG cortana was also ok with dying in Halo 2 without sass for example. "Dont wanna risk remote detonation, i must stay (on high charity)" So if tartarus wouldve fired the ring cortana wouldve blown the in amber clad up, resulting in the destruction of high charity and Halo 05 AND herself... Without sass, but for the mission.
@txt5220
@txt5220 2 года назад
We are in the timeline where I can't tell if the Abigail Shapiro - Cortana/Weapon joke was made in jest or real. I thought it had to be fake, then I saw the halo posters in the background and took psychological damage.
@hdawglion718
@hdawglion718 2 года назад
I think it may be photoshoped… still funny lel
@Kyrkby
@Kyrkby 2 года назад
You can rest easy, it's photoshopped.
@banjobill8420
@banjobill8420 2 года назад
Still Jen Taylor which is why she sounds like Cortana
@BrTriCosta
@BrTriCosta 5 месяцев назад
1:34 that, is comedy gold for me. there is water ( and spit ) on my monitor now. thank you.
@SynisterJeff
@SynisterJeff 2 года назад
These edits and references are great, you got yourself a new subscriber.
@dianabarnett6886
@dianabarnett6886 2 года назад
I want the other Cortana back : (
@ChandoraBox
@ChandoraBox 2 года назад
Same I think she's truly dead though.
@helloimjeff935
@helloimjeff935 2 года назад
@@ChandoraBox doesn’t have to be. This is a crazy world, maybe she is still somewhere out there and can have future mother/daughter relationship with The Weapon?
@ChandoraBox
@ChandoraBox 2 года назад
@@helloimjeff935 I'd love that
@AleksandrStrizhevskiy
@AleksandrStrizhevskiy 2 года назад
What a wonderful New Year's gift!
@TheMostWanted92
@TheMostWanted92 2 года назад
Great way to star the new year! Thanks, Pongsifu!
@DKNT102
@DKNT102 2 года назад
Wish they’d built a more accurate model of Ben Shapiro’s sister.
@oldleatherhandsfriends4053
@oldleatherhandsfriends4053 2 года назад
That girl is stacked.
@mikecampos1193
@mikecampos1193 2 года назад
Ben kind of said his sister has a nice rack down he's kind of right.
@DKNT102
@DKNT102 2 года назад
Can’t argue with facts and logic
@Crybaton
@Crybaton 2 года назад
Man I am so happy that Halo Infinite is not as terrible as Halo 5... I take exploring the ring with new Cortana and my buddy Echo 216 over suffering with fucking team Osiris everyday...
@user-gd3gm2ec4i
@user-gd3gm2ec4i 2 года назад
2:31 my favorite part, and this 5:06
@Meteorg007
@Meteorg007 2 года назад
Fairly certain that Master Chief swinging on robots to a door on the other side of a massive hole in the floor before the bridge even appears is entirely within his character.
@Ultimatora
@Ultimatora 2 года назад
I had to miss this video until I played this game for myself and I actually bought into it a bit. I felt sad when he activated the deletion sequence and overall I was very happy at the end with how they resolved it. When you get all the cores first and most of the vehicles it's a cakewalk until you get to the final boss battle where my cheeks were thoroughly clappethed.
@Samurix16
@Samurix16 2 года назад
I’ve been really sick for the past few days thanks for uploading this, it give me a good laugh.
@dedicatedmuffler5542
@dedicatedmuffler5542 2 года назад
Honestly, this is my favorite channel currently on youtube. Keep up the great work, Sifu! GrayStillPlays and yourself are truly the only two that can keep me laughing these days. Much love
@MsQueenOfDance
@MsQueenOfDance 2 года назад
Her name is literally "Weapon".
@Solyssey
@Solyssey 2 года назад
That was my exact reaction to the ending of Infinite. Word for word. Didn't fukn say it.
@JeffjustJeff5117
@JeffjustJeff5117 6 месяцев назад
Bro it was the exact same confusion I had when she said that I thought I was dumb or something.
@godhaloknight6332
@godhaloknight6332 2 года назад
10:26 just marking this for myself ggs
@brendonhowbert9330
@brendonhowbert9330 6 месяцев назад
"Better Cortana, is that you??" shit had me dyin!
@essasin000jr
@essasin000jr 2 года назад
10:26 ah yes. the warthog run
@darianstarfrog
@darianstarfrog Год назад
Was Cortana always so smug!? Jeez! And ya can't hit her either! Dammit!
@Magabes_
@Magabes_ 2 года назад
Pongsifu please never go away, your videos are too good.
@xaga8794
@xaga8794 2 года назад
It seems like that blue girl is pretty fucking annoying. It's mass effect all over again
@Spider-Cop99
@Spider-Cop99 2 года назад
The Weapon kinda thicc...
@nainosnoo1028
@nainosnoo1028 2 года назад
the new cortana just seems off
@sebastiansuazo2734
@sebastiansuazo2734 2 года назад
Because shes not cortana except for the appearance??
@sowiwiody3681
@sowiwiody3681 2 года назад
She's cuter
@lincolndave4878
@lincolndave4878 6 месяцев назад
Ravaging someone’s checks got me dead
@HorizonIncarnate
@HorizonIncarnate 2 года назад
Chief, we thought you were dead. *I got over it.*
@paulmarchano7238
@paulmarchano7238 2 года назад
The jar fucking ruined me, 0:55. Your edits are always mint.
@Mars-pt8zb
@Mars-pt8zb 2 года назад
I can’t imagine the hell of editing these videos, good job as always!
@vacio9906
@vacio9906 2 года назад
These videos are genuinely hilarious, thanks for the laughs.
@Jenkin_Jones
@Jenkin_Jones 2 года назад
I like how the exact same thing with the grav lift marine also happened to you.
@thanks3150
@thanks3150 2 года назад
you are the hidden gem, i enjoy the crap out of your videos
@theholygamer969
@theholygamer969 2 года назад
0:53 I just spit my drink!
@P1aymor
@P1aymor 2 года назад
"Get back in my hand" killed me.
@syafidi
@syafidi 2 года назад
She did said her name, her name is "Perfect One" XD
@lugiomay
@lugiomay 2 года назад
Man, I gotta tell you, you're good at this stuff.
@Lluvia1984
@Lluvia1984 2 года назад
ty for blessing us with this pongchiefu.
@voyagerofdoom
@voyagerofdoom 2 года назад
Amazing start to 2022
@mastercheif259
@mastercheif259 2 года назад
We gotta get this man to 1M subscribers literally my favorite RU-vidr
@Emma_2Banks
@Emma_2Banks 2 года назад
10:27 for those who missed it.
@parkerwolf7445
@parkerwolf7445 2 года назад
10:27 i was trying to figure out what its saying and it says broom broom
@elpatomau8727
@elpatomau8727 2 года назад
You're been busy, I see hahahaha best way to start the year: a Pongsifu 🥰
@anipe1033
@anipe1033 2 года назад
6:12 kara by quantic dream
@BigGWhizzin
@BigGWhizzin 2 года назад
10:26 spit out my coffee laughing.
@sirdebt1628
@sirdebt1628 2 года назад
That was beautiful as always.
@nobreclara
@nobreclara 2 года назад
Pong, good to see a video to start 2022 just fine. :3
@whitenoiz77-n7x
@whitenoiz77-n7x 2 года назад
This is the real Legendary experience
@muhammadammarrasyid5780
@muhammadammarrasyid5780 2 года назад
i remember when people had doubts about this game, and turns out its actually one of the smoothest game launches last year. Unbelievable.
@nuggetsnuggets6245
@nuggetsnuggets6245 2 года назад
For the campaign it had a smooth launch the multiplayer is a shitshow as of right now. I play the multiple quite regularly and I wish to see it becomes much better than it already is
@muhammadammarrasyid5780
@muhammadammarrasyid5780 2 года назад
@@nuggetsnuggets6245 oh yeah, i heard the news about the battle pass and stuff.
@Demicleas
@Demicleas 2 года назад
@@nuggetsnuggets6245 it's still leagues better than 42 and jumpguard.
@NFProphet
@NFProphet 6 месяцев назад
Sqaud leader: "Chief, we thought you were dead." Master Chief: "my death was... greatly exaggerated."
@eRobb4
@eRobb4 5 месяцев назад
This was the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while 😂
@huel215
@huel215 2 года назад
God, you deserve a bigger community.
@alexandersheridan6149
@alexandersheridan6149 2 года назад
Played this game twice, this was funny to watch. Accidents are so relatable.
@1ShepardCZ
@1ShepardCZ Год назад
6:35 Perfect ;)
@ryleeryebread
@ryleeryebread 2 года назад
New pongsifu video is my reason to keep going
@maxedoutvibes
@maxedoutvibes 2 года назад
Hey man we’ve all been there, driving to a locale with a squad when you accidentally drive them all off a cliff and you’re the lone survivor because you have the grapple shot… We’ve all been there
@cheezburgrproduction
@cheezburgrproduction 2 года назад
I needed this comedy gold. “Fuckin mood.”
@mormontears2597
@mormontears2597 6 месяцев назад
You know, I was enjoying myself fairly okay, but when 8:40 to 8:44 rolled up. That is the moment I became a subscriber. lmao
@crowzilla2918
@crowzilla2918 6 месяцев назад
1:55 WHY ARE MONITORS NOT LIKE THIS?!?!?!
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