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@michaelkelly3221
@michaelkelly3221 2 года назад
Jerry: What is she making? Elaine: I don't know, but I'm sure it had parents!
@lacouerfairy
@lacouerfairy Год назад
"Just had a big bowl of Kix." "Ah well, that's very mature." One of George's underrated responses.
@georgiasmith64
@georgiasmith64 Год назад
Elaine had to order the biiiiggggg 🖐️👋 salad
@TheStuport
@TheStuport 2 года назад
"All Aboard The Pain Train" Loved Mr. Mendelbaum
@tylerhoose3750
@tylerhoose3750 2 года назад
Not enough lessons to make a man out of you daffodil. 😂😂😂
@justinwyszkowski4460
@justinwyszkowski4460 2 года назад
If you wanna live in a butcher shop, I’m gonna treat you like a piece of meat 😏
@xavierpaquin
@xavierpaquin 2 года назад
If you wanna live in a butcher shop, I'm gonna treat you like a piece o' meat
@YaoEspirito
@YaoEspirito 2 года назад
"You think you're tougher than ME?"
@josepartida1711
@josepartida1711 2 года назад
mandelbaum! mandelbaum! mandelbaum!
@vishwasviranivv
@vishwasviranivv 2 года назад
George is sharing Jerry's secrets with Susan, which hints towards their deepening bond, right before he killed her.
@ryanloftis1125
@ryanloftis1125 2 года назад
"They would never tell me, Elaine! First of all, they probably think that I killed Susan! Besides, I don't even think that they like me."
@tmpqtyutmpqty4733
@tmpqtyutmpqty4733 2 года назад
I thought George made it up
@CC-si3cr
@CC-si3cr 2 года назад
Changing a size 32 to 31 is hardly a vault-worthy secret.
@apricotsapricotsapricots
@apricotsapricotsapricots Год назад
It was an accident. He should have sued the envelope company.
@areeareradaemair3119
@areeareradaemair3119 Год назад
Well, she found out about the Bosco, so...
@bozak2320
@bozak2320 2 года назад
8:35 LOL @ the dog running past Elaine thinking it's a race.
@93Jubilee
@93Jubilee 2 года назад
"What'd you do, ransack her apartment?" Oh that hit home! When almost every member of the older generation in my family would pass on, my sister. . .oh! She'd go through everything and take whatever she wanted when no one else was there or looking! Then we'd spot the valuable items over at one of her two houses. Some people have no values, but they've got plenty of valuables!
@billblaski9523
@billblaski9523 Год назад
Lmao every family has a person like that
@Goldenowl66
@Goldenowl66 2 года назад
That scene with him strapped to the moving car is scary.
@jouster1945
@jouster1945 2 года назад
I always laugh when Mr. Mandkebaum says “Drop your purse hunny, and pick up that medicine ball.” Love it lmao😂 🤣
@shamargreen3388
@shamargreen3388 2 года назад
Lmao 🤣
@ianfinrir8724
@ianfinrir8724 2 года назад
It's go time
@THESILVERNARUTO
@THESILVERNARUTO Год назад
All aboard the pain trainnnn
@YouilAushana
@YouilAushana Год назад
"Thanks for muttin"
@saphiquefemme
@saphiquefemme 2 года назад
6:09 If you want to live in a butcher shop, I'm gonna treat you like a piece of meat 🤣💀
@stephen3627
@stephen3627 Год назад
Newmans swim suit is absolutely hilarious 😆
@ghostdogzx-1474
@ghostdogzx-1474 9 месяцев назад
I didn’t even notice what he was wearing until now. It’s like from 1923. 🤣🤣🤣
@Deere55
@Deere55 5 месяцев назад
In an interview, Wayne Knight said they originally just planned for him to be in regular swim trunks, but he was too embarrassed to go shirtless. So they came up with this old timey bathing suit, and everyone was happy, because it covers him up more and gives a funny image.
@ginagills8245
@ginagills8245 2 года назад
The cutest, fluffiest dogs ever chasing her at the end..ha
@fromthehaven94
@fromthehaven94 2 года назад
These mutts like to gossip.
@unseenufo
@unseenufo 2 года назад
They probably wanted to use dobermans like most 90s films. But she was probably terrified of em.
@leavingtheisland
@leavingtheisland 2 года назад
Pulp can move, baby!
@jeffsims8270
@jeffsims8270 3 месяца назад
That was someones' senior quote from my school. Mine was one that came from both J and G: "I do what I can" but in spanish. "Yo hago que puedo".... which is sorta the correct translation.
@CKB-vi8nw
@CKB-vi8nw Год назад
“Don’t lie to me butter bean”😂😂😂😂😂
@Gregorrin
@Gregorrin 2 года назад
Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum! 😂😂😂
@keyweststeve3509
@keyweststeve3509 2 года назад
That was great of them to bring back Lloyd Bridges for one last role before he was gone for good. To anybody who grew up in the 60's Lloyd Bridges was a household name. Sea Hunt was one of the first shows I consciously remember as a kid.
@talldarkknight
@talldarkknight 2 года назад
Wow. Do you live in Florida?
@keyweststeve3509
@keyweststeve3509 2 года назад
@@talldarkknight I grew up there but I haven't lived there since I left to join the army.
@billblaski9523
@billblaski9523 Год назад
Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!
@lucefina5091
@lucefina5091 2 года назад
Seeing jerry get so violent in the pool is one of the most funniest things I’ve ever seen!
@nicholassmith8806
@nicholassmith8806 2 года назад
'Olly olly oxen free!!' is legendary
@lucefina5091
@lucefina5091 2 года назад
@@nicholassmith8806 oh man 🤣🤣🤘
@bradford_shaun_murray
@bradford_shaun_murray 2 года назад
1:23
@micljbitty
@micljbitty 2 года назад
This show is so far ahead of its time. It was literally created for RU-vid clips. I could watch these all day
@DrJ-hx7wv
@DrJ-hx7wv Год назад
It was very time bound, and you're misusing the word "literally."
@slickstrings
@slickstrings Год назад
Please look up the definition of 'literally'. And then stop using it.
@tonyanthony5105
@tonyanthony5105 2 года назад
Over the last 15 years I have been taught CPR so many different ways that i legitimately do not remember what is considered correct anymore
@roguesheep3083
@roguesheep3083 2 года назад
I guess people just appreciate some kinda effort
@TakataScience
@TakataScience 2 года назад
Chest compressions to the tune of "Staying Alive".
@artsmith103
@artsmith103 2 года назад
Sledge hammer with long handle is the new social distancing method.
@listrahtes
@listrahtes 2 года назад
30/2 it is right now
@phyllissowhat
@phyllissowhat 3 месяца назад
@@roguesheep3083😂
@angelabolton4478
@angelabolton4478 Год назад
Who was the absolute genius that got Lloyd Bridges to come and play? Fantastic!
@SuperN1ntendoChalmers
@SuperN1ntendoChalmers 4 месяца назад
I still can not get past that scene with Newman @ 1:30. I saw it 30 years ago, and it STILL cracks me up like it did then. Newman rules! OLLIE OLLIE OXEN FREE!
@feliciajenkins5041
@feliciajenkins5041 2 года назад
Now I want a big salad 🥗
@kandoo1316
@kandoo1316 10 дней назад
"You lag,you drag. Mandelbaum,Mandelbaum,Mandelbaum" Loved these characters. 🤣
@emilong
@emilong 11 месяцев назад
"It's a full bird, stuffed with ham, topped with gorgonzola" gets me every time 😂
@redacted2275
@redacted2275 2 года назад
2:08 Newman's "nah" lol
@emirduratovic9954
@emirduratovic9954 2 года назад
The scene with Newman cracks me up 😂😂😂😂
@Gregorrin
@Gregorrin 2 года назад
Well I may have to take it but I don't have to like it. 😂😂😂
@Gameboy-Unboxings
@Gameboy-Unboxings 2 года назад
So strange.. I swore i'd seen every episode of this show but I don't remember ever seeing "the pool guy".. that's so exciting I have a new Seinfeld episode to watch.
@garyfrombrooklyn
@garyfrombrooklyn 2 года назад
I swear, this show always cheers me up
@lloydster9000
@lloydster9000 2 года назад
“All aboard the Pain Train!” 🚂
@neoluddite5676
@neoluddite5676 2 года назад
Me: I’ll only eat healthy in 2022 The McDonald’s ads: 1:30
@patsalas5170
@patsalas5170 Год назад
The great Loyd Bridges.....Sea Hunt ♥️♥️♥️
@matthewrichmond4139
@matthewrichmond4139 2 года назад
Anyone who is scolding Jerry on his diet back then, should see how he looks at his age now.
@steverogers7601
@steverogers7601 2 года назад
They won’t care. You can tell people “hey. That thing is not good for you” and they’ll reply “oh yea?! Well watch me do it just cuz you said so!!”
@PatternLand
@PatternLand 2 года назад
He looks fine now tf lol the guy is like 60
@lesliemoore2644
@lesliemoore2644 2 года назад
@@PatternLand he’s 68, he just looks 60 :)
@TheStuport
@TheStuport 2 года назад
@@lesliemoore2644 🤣
@DaveS859
@DaveS859 Год назад
It's a fictional TV show buddy
@matejfele9971
@matejfele9971 5 месяцев назад
"I don't know, but I'm sure it had parents." I'm stealing that quote.
@attyla3970
@attyla3970 2 года назад
The Big salad. You had to have the big salad😂😂😂
@12classics39
@12classics39 Год назад
“Well I’m gonna have to take it BUT I DON’T HAVE TO LIKE IT.”
@jeffsims8270
@jeffsims8270 3 месяца назад
8:35 - I love this scene w the dogs chasing Elaine! If you look close enough, you can see one of the dogs pass her by just before the cam shot changes to the final shot with her back to us. Always crax me up😂😂😂😂😂
@shannonpollard3964
@shannonpollard3964 2 года назад
When a man might die and neither Jerry or Newman wants to give the victim CPR, because it evolves touching another man's lips lol.
@madlarkin8
@madlarkin8 2 года назад
Ironically, the era that this episode was shot in is the only time in history that a steak or lamb chops were considered "less healthy" than a salad.
@ericd1632
@ericd1632 Год назад
"What is she making?" "I don't know, but I'm sure it had parents" 🤣😂😂😂
@brandonmoskos9149
@brandonmoskos9149 2 месяца назад
Pulp can move baby!!!! 😂
@76tennboy
@76tennboy Месяц назад
😂 I mean, y’all do know the longer you sit there and debate who’s gonna give him mouth-to-mouth is all the more time that he’s probably dying from not getting Cpr 😂
@raddastronaut
@raddastronaut Год назад
That look on Susan’s face. How could he be so vein. 😂
@miskitoragee6296
@miskitoragee6296 2 года назад
Not enough to make a man out of ya daffydill
@steverogers7601
@steverogers7601 2 года назад
Just a salad, just a salad.
@ThomB1031
@ThomB1031 2 года назад
1:23 young Carlos Jacott! Love him in his Psych episodes
@flisko123
@flisko123 2 года назад
pulp can move baby
@yaseensayyed972
@yaseensayyed972 2 года назад
Pulp can move baby!!!
@gentrysymonds7280
@gentrysymonds7280 2 года назад
Just a question: How many bikes did Jerry have? I remember seeing a green "Klein" and a blue/white "Cannondale."
@charthers8903
@charthers8903 2 года назад
Is this a gym or some kind of fitness museum
@martintolovski
@martintolovski 2 года назад
taking it up a notch 😂
@jonvia
@jonvia Год назад
The big salad bit is the best bit in all of sitcoms. We dont have big bowls.
@curtisbrown5939
@curtisbrown5939 2 года назад
Dog gone it! That was some good mutton.🤣
@edp3202
@edp3202 2 года назад
I'm sure whatever she's making had parents.
@7star7storm7
@7star7storm7 Год назад
Were taking it up a notch 🤘😊
@1PITIFULDUDE
@1PITIFULDUDE 9 месяцев назад
You lag, you drag...
@greenmtnman7714
@greenmtnman7714 2 года назад
At the pool Newman has flip flops on, then they disappear.
@curtisbrown5939
@curtisbrown5939 2 года назад
Jerry has sugar in his tank 🤣
@crazyjoedavola5430
@crazyjoedavola5430 Год назад
I see you there Ramone...
@Kingcisco18
@Kingcisco18 3 месяца назад
I can say for sure that Elaine was not having a good laugh about it but i know i was😂😂😂
@maryjohnson4189nnkb
@maryjohnson4189nnkb 2 года назад
Don't lie to me butter bean. !!! Love It.
@dana.j9062
@dana.j9062 3 месяца назад
All aboard the pain train, lol 😂😂
@jordanwhite8099
@jordanwhite8099 2 года назад
2:06 cmon Newman. Do it NAH!!!
@maryjohnson4189nnkb
@maryjohnson4189nnkb 2 года назад
All aboard the pain train 🤣. Classic tv
@RDC_Autosports
@RDC_Autosports 9 месяцев назад
8:37 a dog runs past her then it’s gone 😁👍
@silverbolbo
@silverbolbo 2 года назад
Perfect after dinner!! 😅😅
@edwardbrito4010
@edwardbrito4010 2 года назад
Call 911 then try being a paramedic lol.
@donnamead3138
@donnamead3138 2 года назад
Omg, so freaking funny 🤣!!!!!
@bonesmegga44
@bonesmegga44 2 года назад
It's "go" time
@alyxmac22
@alyxmac22 2 года назад
Don’t lie to me butterbean
@aceventurablaze
@aceventurablaze 2 года назад
1:10 I see sumthing too
@lapcsanka
@lapcsanka Год назад
Damn I want a veggie sandwich now
@curtisbrown5939
@curtisbrown5939 Год назад
That's some good mutt on😂
@thaddeusskywalker5293
@thaddeusskywalker5293 2 года назад
5:14 Fans when they saw the 'Power Rangers Gang' in the Book of Boba Fett!
@xavierpaquin
@xavierpaquin 2 года назад
I think I would've remembered Memma
@TheLadsBandLive
@TheLadsBandLive 2 года назад
7:39 that laugh
@02chevyguy
@02chevyguy 2 года назад
Isn't that Loyd Bridges?
@ianfinrir8724
@ianfinrir8724 2 года назад
Picked the wrong day to quit smoking.
@Oceangirl_505
@Oceangirl_505 2 года назад
Yes! 💙
@Oceangirl_505
@Oceangirl_505 2 года назад
Lloyd Bridges!!! 👍
@jeffsims8270
@jeffsims8270 3 месяца назад
The episode Jerry attempts to go veggie.
@WEBBER_
@WEBBER_ 2 года назад
Damn dogs🤣
@adorable6385
@adorable6385 Год назад
Believe it or not: basic training morning chow at a square table and four fellow brothers eating breakfast: I started with a half grapefruit, with my first plunged my spoon juice went across the table right in my brother across from me. My second dig my juice went into his eye. The third jab, you know it; went into his other eye and the fight started. He felt apparently that I was because I was good at the range, I knew how to direct my juice.😮
@frankthetank1369
@frankthetank1369 2 года назад
Thanks for muttin.
@DiddyKongVsLuigi
@DiddyKongVsLuigi Год назад
1:09 Ooo la la.
@centigradz2centigradz289
@centigradz2centigradz289 2 года назад
George and Newman made this show.
@steve_santiago
@steve_santiago 2 года назад
Thanks for mutton. 🤣
@JD_300
@JD_300 2 года назад
I feel like if George and Susan had actually gotten married Susan would have had someone like me as her BFF do her hair and makeup for the wedding and then dish all about the honeymoon when they got back
@Icecold1776
@Icecold1776 2 года назад
1st, seinfeld is the best Edit: the crow just did an emoji not fair lol
@thecrow3350
@thecrow3350 2 года назад
Lol it's because there was no audio at first or maybe my phone was tripping
@Icecold1776
@Icecold1776 2 года назад
@@thecrow3350 lol no worries
@narajuna
@narajuna 2 месяца назад
ah that dam mouth to mouth.... maybe... it had parents....
@michaellalli7693
@michaellalli7693 2 года назад
Just a salad -
@khaanabadoshi
@khaanabadoshi 2 года назад
So no T-Bone?
@malekalfalhat8395
@malekalfalhat8395 2 года назад
The bust
@17__77
@17__77 Год назад
‏‪1:06‬‏ 😂
@T3t4nu5
@T3t4nu5 10 месяцев назад
If you're drowning and those are the only two guys around just make peace with your god or gods.
@seritacoffee7306
@seritacoffee7306 Год назад
But Kramer is way too much trouble?!
@jimmybenyoucef4416
@jimmybenyoucef4416 2 года назад
0:51 😆😅😂🤣😭
@MrWildcat2009
@MrWildcat2009 Год назад
1:30 😂😂😂😂😂
@Not_Always
@Not_Always 4 месяца назад
grapefruit is the kind of fruit that knows you shouldn't eat it because the taste is so terrible.
@Vimukta
@Vimukta Год назад
bloooood
@michelletort2289
@michelletort2289 2 года назад
So Elaine thinks volunteering, is to treat the seniors like a dog. Seniors need companionship.
@KateBond642
@KateBond642 2 года назад
You take your dog out for a cup of coffee?
@artsmith103
@artsmith103 2 года назад
@@KateBond642 You caught him in a virtue signaling quagmire :-)
@reneeborjas1877
@reneeborjas1877 2 года назад
What???
@K_Reezee75
@K_Reezee75 2 месяца назад
Im the world's greatest dad.
@jordanwhite8099
@jordanwhite8099 2 года назад
4:56 wat is she making I dont know. But I'm sure it had parents
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