New word: Herrifying. An unholy, yet somehow holy mix of wholesome and terrifying. See: Biblically accurate angels, when a good man goes to war, and Ron and April enjoying themselves.
@@Thomas-hz8vb Look up cognitive functions, it's usually how people's brains work. You can tell if someone is an introvert extrovert or who is a thinker or feeler. They also have you take this test in college to see what career path is best for you.
I would love to interview Jonathan Banks (Mike) about his years filming Wiseguy TV series with Ken Wahl and Kevin Spacey, probably more bizarre and interesting than Breaking Bad or Better Call Saul
They'd immediately bond. Then clash over some vague piece of dogma. Then they A) declare a family fatwa on the other and become mortal enemies. B) stay friends but constantly try to "kill" each other as a "joke". 😆
Even though he doesn't say a word, the circle desk is one of my favorite Ron moments. "There's a sign in Ramset Park that says 'Don't drink the water', so I made sun tea with is and now I have an infection. Sir? Sir? Sir, did you know that there's waste in your water?" Lose it every time. 😂
@@chrisjackson1889have you never met a guy like this IRL? With them everything is a conspiracy theory, they're weird and misanthropic, and they're never as competent as fictional characters like Ron Swanson are.
@@buttlicker7670someone like this IRL would be looked up to He's a Man's man and down to Earth two qualities that almost never combine he would make friends very easily and be a good role model for all kids regardless of his conspiracy theories or politics
It’s the instant heel turn on Ron 2 when he talks about conservation, for me. It’s so fun watching Ron transition from happy and excited school boy who found a kindred spirit into an annoyed, furious and petulant child in the blink of an eye. Nick Offerman is a genius.
"There's a sign at the park that says, 'Do Not Drink The Sprinkler Water' so I made suntea out of it and now I have an infection" Yeah.. pretty much 100% of all retail complaints...
If I was in Ron's position i would have gotten up went to the nearest wall outlet put a sign over that outlet saying "Do not put metal forks into wall outlet" then handed the lady a metal fork
@@stuff9680 As stupid as what you said sounds, it fits perfectly with Ron Swanson's character and I can imagine him being that passive aggressive towards that lady 😂
@@frostbytes8906 both played saxophone and love that brand of scotch. He thought they knew that when they asked him to play, they wrote that to be something odd you wouldnt expect ron to do.
I like before he has his little attack after seeing the mushrooms, Ron puts the tongs back up because even during “a time of crisis”, Ron respects his tools.
Too bad that will is not valid. (It needs to be witnessed to be enforceable, and even if it was, people who unlawfully kill you are excluded by law from benefiting from your will and you can't override that.)
i genuinely felt that one. I would be mad too, and i am no ron swanson. For instance...i would have been delighted to have a portabella mushroom instead of or with steak. xD But dont mess with the cake...
When Ron cocked his folder like a gun as his shotgun ringtone went off and scared everyone, I cried in laughter.... and then watched this video several more times in constant laughter! Oh, and I ate bacon and ribs with no sides in honor of Ron Swanson!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Actually had a friend like that in university. We could pick each other out of a crowd no problem, but ask us what the other's name was, and we'd not be able to answer. Was like that for two years.
Someone said I reminded them of Ron Swanson. I've never seen the show, so I pulled up this compilation. I now know they gave me the greatest compliment of my life.
The hernia: He wasn't working over time, because that would imply that he was *working* which isn't true, as he was just sitting in his chair, too in pain to move.
You know ron swanson is unironicly an amazing role model, a great teacher, an amazing father figure, and last but, certainly not least one of the best politicians ever.
@@VanceRefrigeration Wow, was that vicious response really necessary? It's funny 2 share Ron's quotes in the comments, that's the point - 2 laugh & continue 2 laugh (we call that humor & positivity). Who killed ur soul friend? I'm sorry [for] you that you have so much anger & bitterness inside bc you probably haven't experienced much joy, happiness & laughter in life [so far], but I pray that changes 4 you!🙏🏻 When in doubt, remember the Golden Rule: *DO UNTO OTHERS AS YOU WOULD HAVE THEM DO UNTO YOU.*
My favorite line is when they’re at Donna’s cabin for Jerry’s 16th birthday and Ron goes in the fridge and pulls out 2 dozen eggs and asks Donna, “are these all the eggs we have” and she goes “yeah! What’re you making!?”. “Eggs”.
ongtruong minhvy having a flag at half mast means its only up halfway up. This is only done when mourning the lost of someone or several people for example after 911 all flags in the US were at half mast.
The second part of the joke is irony that that the flag was not on a ship so it was not on a mast. ie it was half staff not half mast. This is funny because Ron Swanson comes across as a bloviating know-it-all who would not know or care about the distinction.
Davionious no... not at all. That was both wrong and not the joke. For those who seem to be confused he was saying how the horse is more important than bureaucrats
+ LJ 10 Really - so to be clear, you are saying this is wrong? www.bing.com/search?q=half+mast+v+half+staff&form=EDGTCT&qs=PF&cvid=8314e2f13587400ea52a804952010adc&refig=8c8b314924c04ee1a557ab59d482f80a&cc=AU&setlang=en-GB
Ackchyually, (normal) milk is an colloid of fat globules within a water-based fluid that contains dissolved carbohydrates and protein aggregates with minerals.
The fact that the other Ron was a big believer in protecting the environment and recycling should have been a big plus to the original Ron. He is such a fan of nature, and big outdoor spaces you would think he would want to protect them.
Ron: I don’t care about anyone Also Ron: appreciates Leslie, advises April, takes care of Andy like his own child, is considerate of Diane and her children, guides Chris about his baby, and gets depressed when he realizes they all moved on.
Here's the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness if any of you were curious: HONOR- "If you need it defined, you don't have it." AMERICA- "The only country that matters. If you want to experience other 'cultures' use an atlas or a ham radio." BUFFETS- "Whenever available, choose quantity over quality." WEAPONS, WOODWORKING, WELFARE AVOIDANCE TEAMWORK- "Work together as if your life depended on it... IT DOES!" SELFISHNESS- "Take what's yours." HAIRCUTS- "Three acceptable styles: High and Tight, Crew Cut & Buzz Cut." GREATNESS ITSELF- "The best revenge." DISCIPLINE- "The ability to repeat a boring thing over and over again." ATTIRE- "Shorts over 6'' are capri pants. Shorts under 6'' are European." SELF-RELIANCE- "Trust yourself." SUSPICION- "Do not trust anyone else." SKIM MILK- "That's right. It's on here twice. Avoid it." COW PROTEIN, PIG PROTEIN, CHICKEN PROTEIN, ROMANTIC LOVE, DEER PROTEIN, FISH (SPORT ONLY!) INTENSITY- "Give 100%. 110% is impossible. Only idiots recommend that." TORSO- "Should be thick and impenetrable." OLD WOODEN SAILING SHIPS- "They're beautiful." B.O.- "Cultivating a manly musk puts your opponents on notice." STILLNESS- "Don't waste energy moving unless necessary." SKIM MILK- "Avoid it." CURSING- "There's only one bad word: Taxes. If any other word is good enough for sailors, it's good enough for you." FRIENDS- "One to three is sufficient." PROPERTY RIGHTS- "They exist. Do not let them be taken away from you." MASONRY- "Building walls makes you strong. Defending them makes you even stronger." CABINS- "A place to rest that is made of logs." PERSPIRATION- "Only sweat during physical activity or love making. No emotional sweating." YOU- "You are your biggest ally." CRYING- "Acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon." PHYSICAL FITNESS FRANKNESS- "Cut the B.S." CAPITALISM- "God's way of determining who is smart, and who is poor." FACIAL HAIR- "Full, thick and square. Nothing sculpted. If you have to sculpt it, that probably means you can't grow it." LIVING IN THE WOODS- "Live off the land." RAGE- "One rage every three months is permitted. Try not to hurt anyone who doesn't deserve it." SECURITY- "Secure the land." POISE- "Sting like a bee. Do not float like a butterfly. That's ridiculous." HANDSHAKES- "Firm, dry, solid. 3 seconds. BODY GROOMING- "Only women shave beneath the neck."
I am an artist and my paintings of landscapes have been in many galleries. I think his speech at the gallery was so much better than all the esoteric nonsense most people say.
"Truthfully i barely registered his attack." "He's incredibly frail and his arms are weak." "When i punched him he dropped so quickly that i thought he was diving towards the ground." "I regret nothing, the end." Pure gold!
Reminds me of the time when I was about 10 or 11 and my dad took me out for a special rib dinner because I got above a B on some big test. The look of horror on the waiters face when I ordered a "date meal" meant for 2 grown adults and ate the whole things and a dessert was something I've never forgotten
Fish as a vegetable cracks me up 😂😂😂 Even as a tech savvy liberal who enjoys eating vegetables, Ron is hands down my favorite character on that show and I am a Nick Offerman fan for life because of it 🩵
