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Bane - My comment wasn't a criticism. Notice the 'XD'. This combination of letters is commonly used on the internet to denote a face squinting with laughter. I thought this would be enough to let everyone know that I enjoyed the segment I was referencing. However, I underestimated the internet once again. Someday I'll learn.
I love the I'm going to give these products a chance tooo work their magic on me. I've tried everything oooout there and sooo far nothing has been good enough to help me. Check out it there twitter.com/e9d517674622c49de/status/822770749395980289
"Hit it!" "La Rinky, La Tinky!" "La Rinky." "La Tinky!" One of my co-workers and I have adopted this one and use it when we see each other at the start of each shift.
Mr. Ninja Warrior I know Adrian Peterson is familiar with Bad Lip Reading, and a Vikings fan brought a giant orange peanut for him to autograph after a game.
Skyfoogle Heimdall will deny all of you Jörmungandr-fåcking thralls entrance to glorious Valhalla, Valkyries will ignore your burning boat-beds of death as your ashes descend to draugrdom and clinical loneliness... you'll go to Helheim with the other unfamouses. *No Travis Fimmel for you!* Shouldn't have spent life bullying birds.
is your concussion that bad? "uhh.. tell ya momma to tell momma that we splice n sice yea we splice n dice. But we ain't got no dice. and I was at the mall unloading a spaceship and I shaved a manaquine. And I will never love no mo'." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Girl walks in her class late Teacher: You missed an entire period! Girl: Are you telling me I'm pregnant? Class laughs PS Like and comment who u think will win the super bowl.
Except no one goes to class 90% late. They would just skip the class because teachers take attendance at the first 10-20% of class. I don't mean to ruin the joke....but that scenario just wouldn't happen lol.
4:28 Dear diary, it's been five days, and I still can't find my pencil. But I've been noticing some clues to its whereabouts: Somebody's been writing down my exact thoughts and feelings in this diary these past five days. Wait, I'm writing right now.... But it's not my pencil. It's my neighbor's lucky pencil. I'll bring this back to him. ...I was about to give his lucky pencil back, but I realized I can't finish writing this without a pencil. ...I told him I'm not giving him his lucky pencil back until I find my pencil. ...He told me he doesn't have my pencil, then he tried to take his lucky pencil away from me. I fought him because I couldn't finish writing this without a pencil. When the fight didn't let up, and he knocked a pencil off my ear, I got blind with rage, picked it up because it was there, and stabbed him in the heart with it. I don't think his pencil is lucky anymore, because he's dead now. But at least I found my pencil. I think it's lucky because it just helped me and it still works even though his blood is on it. ...The police are calling it a "murder weapon" and "evidence" and want to take it away from me. I told them it's my lucky pencil, but they don't believe me for some reason. ...I'm in a tree. Some men in white coats are saying they will give me something better than my lucky pencil if I come down. I told them I don't believe them. ...They just shot me with something fuzzy. Hey, I... kinda... f e e l s l e e p y....
Maria Fleming 0:25 I only mean the Denver Bronco team think the Oakland Raiders play for the devil not the Texans. It was still a funny part of the video though f##k lol
@@531ff First of all, that's no way to talk to a woman...learn some respect. 🙄 Oh and "bang me" is definitely not gonna get you laid, buddy. I mean if you're gonna be a douchebag at least be smooth about it 😂
