NFL QBs as Fast Food Restaurants 

trevor lawrence, specifically this year, was mcdonald’s ice cream machine. it was good when it was working, not the best, but still good, but isn’t always working. kirk cousins is panera. idk if this counts as “fast food”, but just generally mid food with some good things sprinkled in, however has gotten rid of some of the good things over time

Jared Goff is Chicken Shack, good enough for us in Detroit, not good anywhere else.

That Bryce Young one killed me 🤣 But I must admit... I like arby's.. please don't hate me.. haha

“Kids grilled cheese wacky pack”

In-N-Out should’ve been Dak Prescott because Dak Prescott goes in the playoffs and he’s right out first round

6:52 2 words. Curly Fries

This is one of my favorite videos you've ever done. These were all great matches. The Bryce Young one killed me especially as a Chick-fil-A connoisseur

Arby's jalapeno poppers are lit Also Cousins and Jones massively oversized contracts remind me of Hardee's massively oversized burgers

Nathan Peterman is that prepackaged sushi at WalMart: No one likes it, no one buys it, but it keeps popping up in the cooler.

The Lamar Jackson Taco Bell is so accurate that us Raven fans make jokes about his yearly bubble guts around thanksgiving and Christmas.😂😂😂

I live five minutes away from an In-N-Out. It’s hard to want any other fast food burger when that’s so close.

The rookies being Sonic makes sense with every Sonic seemingly offering varying quality of the food depending on the store you stop at.

As a Wisconsinite Jordan Love should have been compared to Culvers. It’s worth the wait!

Trevor Lawrence wasn't even in high school when Kirk Cousins started his NFL Career.

We’re missing out in Philly area. no Jersey Mikes, Hot Chicken, In and Out.. but Hurts is definitely 5 Guys.

I like the raising canes comparison for Brock Purdy.. although I’d argue he’s the sauce.. which is some thing I never thought I’d say

Kids grilled cheese wacky pack got me dead 😂💀😭

A kids grilled cheese wacky pack is sonethint I didn't know existed but now that i know it exists i will not stop laughing at that name for 3 hours 😂

Arby's catching strays. Arby's survives bc they fill a niche. Plus two words: curly fries.

That five guys comp had me dying! And you hit the Dak one spot on as much as it hurts. Hilarious content, keep up the good work! Always a great day when you upload, I know I’m gonna get a good laugh!

I love Arby's no Arby's slender please

I like Arby’s. Admittedly I only eat it a few times a year, but it’s good every time.

I kid you not as I’m watching the Arby’s part, I’m eating curly fries and a roast beef sandwich from Arby’s.

The Arby’s slander is outrageous

4:47 Baker Mayfield is also associated with Cheesecake Factory

That Arby's slander is CRAZY. That roast beef is 🔥🔥🔥 and they have the best chocolate shake on the market.

The chic fil a take was epic.

Me. I'm the one keeping Arby's open. THEY HAVE THE MEATS! They just have to give me back mY POTATO CAKES DAMNIT!!

the BK and DQ disrespect is absolutely diabolical

Whos here after sam darnold and derek carr are actually doing good

The Bryce Young one had me dying laughing 😂 especially bc it’s so true and I’m a Panthers fan and a CFA employee

Which QB would be Culvers, tho? It is excellent food but isn't available to everyone and is still growing.

Harold and Kumar would be involved with Geno Smith

The DQ-Fields one was too accurate

As a Panthers fan I feel violated

cj stroud and jordan love are literally just the same person 3 years apart

I will not stand for the Arby's slander.

By 2027, Caleb Williams will either be Ruth's Chris Steakhouse in South Barrington, Il., or he will be another in a very long line of Chicago-style Hotdog Cart Vendors on EVERY street in the Downtown area. I am praying for the former.

I think you should’ve took that “how are they still around” energy towards Long John Silvers instead of Arby’s. I don’t always go to Arby’s (only when we get coupons because they are so damn expensive) but I feel they have decent options when I go there. Long John Silver’s seems like worse quality to me and I am always shocked when I see one open and there are customers inside of it.

I love Arby’s maybe Canadian Arby’s is different but I’ve never had a bad experience there idk but I’d also like to state that despite all the hate Arby’s making billions a year

Arby's Gyros are 🔥🔥🔥

There will never, and I DO MEAN NEVER, be a time when White Castle is "just in the background"! You can compare whichever QB you like to White Castle, but there is nothing like pulling up to a drive-thru and announcing "I'll have a 30-Sack of Sliders, please. 4 Large Fries and 2 Large Cokes." Yes, that is ALL for 2 people for a weekend.

Deshawn Watson= Arby's "We have the meats"

the ones keeping arby’s open is my family, my parents and sister love it for some reason i’ve only ever gotten their jalapeño poppers

Honestly I didn’t expect Bryce young to be chick fli a but it makes sense

Herbert and T laws excuses are comical

Sorry but beef and cheddar from Arby's is great

Coulda done Nick Foles & Checkers. Does great on east coast and Philly, probably dont realize it exists anywhere else

DQ's burgers are pretty decent, better than BK or McD at the very least, but yeah they are known for the blizzard only so the comparison is apt

The cookie dough blast and kids wacky pack comparison absolutely killed

Del Taco is low key underrated. Chicken soft tacos 🤤

Who's keeping Arby's in business? Me, gimme that roast beef sandwich and curly fries

Naw, Stafford is firehouse subs (better than jersey mikes)

I must confess…I single-handedly keep Arby’s open, I’ve tried everything on the menu multiple times…

It is i keeping Arby’s alive

5:35 Levis will be better now that he has an O-Line

If mac jones was in this video what fast food restaurant so y’all think he’d be? I personally think he would be church’s chicken

The Carr slander isn’t valid. He is clearly a bottom 10 starter at this point, but he is better than every backup out there, and much better than a handful of starters.

Was this just a huge ad sponsor lmao

Jimmy garoppolo is white castle, where as a rod is jimmy johns, great. Jimmy g is white castle because he kinda got forgetten, is useless. But you still find him at the disposal of your team

I just got hungry for Arby’s (I like Arby’s and Saints fan ironic )

Arbeys is pretty good if you get the bugers with the fires in chees sauce is 🔥

Not me watching this in an Arby’s 💀💀💀

This was awesome!!! Very creative love it thank you dude keep creating.

Mahomes is definitely Whataburger

AR should be Chil Fil A bc he’s hurt on Sundays

I think Josh Allen is Culver’s bc they’re both blue 💀

i really enjoy this channel. i appreciate talking about sports in unique and refreshing ways

WHOA WHOA DONT DISS SUBWAY LIKE THAT YOU CAN CUSTOM YOU SANDWHICH TO YOUR PERFECTION YOU CANT DO THAT WITH DAK

We're going through severe football withdrawal and it isn't even June

For baker I would've done Cheescake Factory 😆

Is jalen hurts a good passer or does he just have 2 elite WRs and an elite o line in a weak division? After like week 10 last year dude just stopped passing and AJ Brown went from an mvp candidate to being on a “missing persons” list

I will not tolerate this Levis slander

As a Miami fan, I have to agree with your Tua comparison. He's truly only as good as his supporting cast and they are VERY good.

6:24 Geno and White Castle are also just as good as you remembered upon rediscivery

7:26 MIXUE MENTIONED 🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦 WTF IS A SLOW EXPANSION BABY 🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦

Krispy Kreme is good but turns on a certain time (hot n fresh). As a Bucs fan this makes sense for baker, he turns it on when people think it can’t get any better, it does

The Bryce Young comparison ACTUALLY made me laugh out loud! Good one.

Where’s Waffle House

Arby’s chicken tenders and mozzarella sticks go unfathomably hard on road trips and I’ll never apologize for it

Jordan love is overrated and will fall back to earth next season

In my opinion, I’d actually compare Joe Burrow to Chick-fil-A mainly because they’re both really great because of their talent quality and overall just necessity

Calling JJ McCarthy a "Kids grilled cheese wack pack" is a violation😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

Wack Packy Is such a fire meal JJ better not let me down

5:27 as a Canadian, Tim Hortons is bad coffee

This is peak off-season content, but I'm all here for it.

Arby's chicken sandwiches, gyros, fish sandwiches, shakes, curly fries, cheese sticks, and poppers be bussing

Make that one person u know that believed in Jordan love the whole time

No Whataburger mention for Mahomes... since he owns a ton of them and single-handedly brought them to Kansas City, just like he brought the Lombardi to KC.

NGL... that one random arbys run every two months is so amazing. And then I remember why I don't eat it.

Genius…however KK fry their donuts, not bake em.

arby’s is mad underrated but yeah as a saints fan i live in purgatory.

Where is Zaxby’s and the raising canes was spot on because the weapons that tua and Brock Purdy are exactly like the sauce

Stroud is Whataburger ... at least it is a Texas brand... kinda... while Dak is still Subway, cause it is funnier that way.

ok that bryce young comparison was genius

"Kids grilled cheese whacky pack" might've just ended JJ McCarthys career before it begins 😅💀

Interesting that you called a WHATABURGER franchisee "McDonald's"... when his stores have- variety, customization of experience, and the "we don't make till you order it" mindset matches his improvisation.

Will levis as in-n-out (or kum and go)

Tyler Lockett is Dick's Drive-In, if only because Dick's is only in the Seattle area, and Lockett has played his entire career in Seattle, and I see him playing his entire career with the Seahawks. (Yes, I could've picked DK Metcalf for this one, but [a] he was only drafted in 2019 [while Lockett was drafted in 2015], and [b] Metcalf partnered with Volcanica Coffee after Joe Tessitore called him "Decaf Metcalf", and has two blends named after him, "Decaf Metcalf" and "Fullcaf Metcalf".)

Great video I loved it