Nick Kroll and John Mulaney's Opening Monologue at the 2018 Film Independent Spirit Awards 

Omg

Hahaha i love this comment

But not the dad

manuel gutierrez yike s

Yeah I know

How bout a pre funeral bash 👍🏻

Coooold beach! Coooold beach!

+Ysa Mol Can I come to your funeral? Nevermind, you'll probably outlive me... :'-(

Fluoride Jones hey I’m sure this is a joke, but in case it means anything more I just want to say I hope you’re okay and if you need support it’s there for you

+Chloe Wright Thanks! It was kind of a joke, I was more referring to my asthma that's gotten pretty bad over the last few years. Ironically, I met with a pulmonologist for the first time ever yesterday, and I think things will be improving for me in the near future. For one, I decided to quit smoking cigarettes! :)

John and nick geeez lol X3

Danny G Louie is a douche for doing what he did

Danny G no

or the TONYS!!

just wasnt funny but i do like the blast...

Ur a wizard Harry his face was the human version of :/

same

His face after his Call Me By Your Name joke @ 8:28 lmfao

it’s so hot dude

FR!!! 😂😂😂 The audience didn't exactly respond too fondly over especially the Weinstein/grave-joke, as if like.. Mulaney was the one stepping over the line.. I rightfully, shamelessly died at that one, just too good and TOTALLY appropriate. We really gon' get offended by a joke about one of Hollywood's worst, most infamous sexual offenders, because the guy who made the JOKE about his wishes of not being remembered by rhis one thing ended up.. being no problem, due to how he'll ACTUALLY be remembered. Are we really gon' be THAT pretentious that laughing/joking about this volitile, fiercefully gross, abusing predator is off limits? Why? Because all of a sudden, "respect" and/or "basic human decency" ought to be enforced to the max, regardless of whatever kind of monstrous, abusing and torturous actions made by someone?? Is that it, or what? Stfu. Laughing at a (once again, apparantly reminding people about this is important ffs, ughh) A JOKE about avile monster like that not having his grave respected is not okay or acceptable!???¿¿¿!? HOW CONSIDERATE OF YOU PEOPLE IN THE AUDIENCE. GREAT HONOR, MUCH RESPECT. SUCH HUMAN, WOW. It's not like he did ANYTHING to deserve ANY respect or decency in his life, since ya know.. HE DID THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF MAKING HIMSELF WORTHY OF *ANY* LENIENCY. AT ALL. Showing him even the slightest bit of leniency is minimizing each woman that faced his awful abusive ways. It's yet again telling these women that their experiences didn't matter too much. It's telling them that they're not to be considered, yet again. It's telling them that their abuser didn't even deserve a JOKE, out of "respect" and some kind of "morality". Utterly horrifying and disgusting. Smfh, people. Get some real perspective.

this is my house. AND THAT'S MY WIFE!

The best part is that's not a joke. He talks about it in other stuff.

that's so tragic she has horrible taste

He's tweaking so bad for a fix here he looks like he'll be dead in 18 months

So... It was a joke or what happen?

You have a good eye.

Madi Morelli he’s llaughing so hard everytime the camera catches him.

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Joseph Gordon Levitt is us 😂

@@mikeronquillo1451 timestamp pls

I know it's been almost a year but what was the story behind that joke?

@@indeboss His shirt.

@@indeboss i know it's been a year but check out his red carpet look for this award show

Yeah, it got a real laugh from John, unlike the scripted material.

Defs improv lol how would they know what he would wear

Tsumichama Nyan i knowwww

@@justvibing7955 BTW THE BOY IS JUST *5'11*

This did not age well

@@tymaa9349 this did certainly not age well

@@lucyburwood1739 i was looking for this 💀

erin liebig I’m confused, is this making fun of Harvey Weinstein’s size of is it the Roman Numerals XX L (20 and 50), indicating that Weinstein will likely die around that time?

Izzy Rio size definitely size

BrO his smile right after he said it tho of like "fuck yea you heard right"

Izzy Rio it’s unrelated to roman numerals it mean extra extra large

when they panned to the crowd everyone was laughing but a lot were in such shock of the joke they don’t know if they could laugh😂

I didn't get the joke 😅

@@sparshitasahu2539 pulp fiction was the movie that kind of started his career, so he wanted to be remembered by that. unfortunately, he’s a nasty sex offender and that’s all we’ll remember about him by now 😋

That's rich for him to do since Nick Kroll's father is a private investigator who was threatening journalists and victims because he was working for Weinstein. Sheep.

No one at FISA defend Weinstein. That was just the obligatory response to how wonderfully harsh the joke was, regardless of its subject.

Ally .Munster, I want them to host my life.

I read this comment in John Mulaney's voice

blow it out your barmitzva ass

I would gladly convert to Judaism and have a kid _just_ so I could hire them to host my kid's bar mitzvah.

i read this in Stefon’s voice for some reason

Ikr. Love it 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Nobody: Nick: *c u m p e a c h*

He looks like a small child wearing his father's suit

i was just thinking of this

what did he do?

@Itisam Ali holy shit ! that’s disgusting oh my god

He would have eaten that up

"BFF"

Yea... they fuckin

Not only facetiming Armie, but a shirtless Armie. Hahaha

see you space cowboy wait...seriously...

SirPigalicous no not seriously, it’s a reference to the movie because Chalamet’s character is 17. However, the movie takes place in Italy and the age of consent is 14 and was as well when the movie takes place. So no, they’re not “pedophile apologists” they’re actors in a movie about something much deeper than the age of the characters, but some quarter wit idiots decide to try to smear their names and the movie.

I know it's like he cant contain his energy 🥺

Hes like a little boy

It's so cute!

Siearra Bella can someone tell me what this joke is about ? I don't get it 😭

Because his outfit isn't formal and his shirt looks like a gas station shirt

Bing Han The actor was wearing what looked like either a prep cook, or gas station attendant uniform. It was funny he had shirtless Hammer, on FaceTime.

i wonder if that was improv bc john laughed pretty hard at that lol

amber rose it had to be, they don't really know who'll show up, let alone what they'll be wearing. Plus, they riff all the time in interviews.

What the hell is he talking about?!

@@j2forew974 this is late and you probably know it already, but in case you don’t: it’s a reference to rupaul’s drag race; a competition in which drag queens battle to be the best of the bunch, in which rupaul, a famous drag queen and a judge, says “shantay, you stay” when keeping a contestant in the running and “sashay away” when elimitating them

@@twtclikk7841 ohh gotcha thanks!

Finally a comedian called out Louis CK.

Finally? I haven't heard him brought up in years, without a burn or a righteous rant before and after. One of the rare subjects where film critics will have even sharper material than stand-ups.

FINALLY??? ARE YOU 12????

did you say finally????

Susan Sarandon did it first at Cannes. Just another reason to love Susan Sarandon

The Cricket Nerd I

Mulaney really carried it though. Kroll's only funny line was the gas station one.

He can't understand why they'd make fun of great all-American guy

kabztunes i mean hes from Louisiana

Ceral Is he, though?

I love the "No Sale" look on his face. Which, by the way, looks like it was made by Tom Savini.

My mind was blown when he was actually there, I didn’t see that coming

But kinda funny

But actually funny

wow! so original. did you write that yourself?

That's true

nah, they are just two male comedians who can actually make good jokes

Catherine D. you’re not alone

John lost it when Nick chimed in hahaha

Abigail Zapatos Yeah, love the support for Aziz, they showed when doing metoo jokes. Because who cares about liars.....right?

V.C. They should be like James Corden being the unofficial host of the Tony’s

Cut to the joker

What does it mean? I don't speak English well

@@deepthiramesh7940 it is a common-ish form of marking the gravesite of a deceased inmate in American prisons when they die in jail with no money or family that is willing to claim your remains for a "proper" burial (the "double-XL line meaning Extra-Extra Large, due to Weinstein's size). Essentially meaning the heinous nature of his behavior indicates he'll die in jail and through such complete and deserved shaming, he'll be buried in an unmarked pauper's grave.

@@deepthiramesh7940 That they will have to bury him in unnamed grave so people won't vandalise it

i think

as did many women unfortunately... silently...

Lucas Rodriguez Hey! That's a solid movie

he's supposedly actually very happy

josharyono I’d be perfectly content with this as my ringtone 😂

Seth R they literally pulled the punch of that joke by saying “just kidding, we don’t give a shit about Nancy Kerrigan”

kh2freek that’s just another punch, but this time at Nancy

Z A when you make fun of both sides of an issue, it takes the sting out of both jokes

kh2freek entirely disagree lol i love that

No fucking way

Already a classic

Fr

Gen Z humor aka post-comedy. Something unfunny + irony/satire = joke

Logan Wendt ok boomer

@@emperor8716 I wasn't saying it's a negative thing... that's like my favorite kind of humor

that was like the best underappreciated joke in this whole thing lol

Shamus Quinn armie shirtless in Skype call!!😋

Dress code is "get dressed" and he doesn't even follow that lol Truly, an independent spirit.

Zanesh Amin *cuuuuummm peach

Oooooo. THAT’S what he says. Thank you.

They were filming his performance at Radio City two weeks ago! So hopefully it will show up somewhere....

S A M E

May 1!!

He cracked a very slight smile, actually, it's just extremely subtle.

You think Tommy Wiseau is his real name?

It was genuinely the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life

@@tonystair6818 extremely subtle isn't what id ever use to describe wiseau lol

That's what drugs do to you!