intial air date: 30 november 2011 gather the whole family for this heart warming tale! story time starts at 0:40 -- part of my "best of conan on tbs" compilation, coming soon
This is… by far… one of the best pooped your pants stories I’ve ever heard. I rewatch this so much and it’s about time I found a clip that is in such high quality. It shouldn’t be this hard to find.
I don't understand how there are many people who have done this that there are many stories. What kind of adult poops their pants? I didn't even do that as a child after being potty trained.
@@SolidSiren Clearly you have never experienced the coffee shits. Imagine yourself in his situation. You are suddenly hit by coffee shits whilst driving. Your guts are cramping up and you are sweating from clenching so hard and those muscles are growing tired and can't hold out much longer and you know you aren't going to make it. Luckily, I haven't been in his position, but I have had the coffee shits and it does hit fast and strong.
@@daniellemccarthy903 I don't do stimulant drugs like caffeine so I didn't even know coffee made you go lol. I'll drink a cup of soda maybe twice a year or a small coffee cup once every 2-3 years and I don't remember needing to go. Is it normal and common to need to go #2 immediately after you drink coffee or does it only happen if you consume large amounts? Does it go away with tolerance or do you just need to deal with it every day?
@@SoCaliber It is very common. Look it up on Google. It's something to do with a type of acid that's in coffee. Not everybody is affected though. My mum isn't affected by coffee. Medication is also a factor, for example, opiods cancel out the coffee for me. As for general diarrhea, pretty much everyone will experience it in their adult life, but it comes down to luck with when and where and how far away you are from a toilet. Look up norovirus. Very few people can get through that without having at least one incident of bowel leakage. I hope I'm never unfortunate enough to get it. It sounds horrible.
@@Enzombie listen to Nicole Byer episode of Conan O’Brien Needs a Friend. It’s at the end of the episode when Conan, Sona and Matt banter. It’s such a fantastic story I couldn’t do it justice here.
First Kumail Nanjiani, now this guy? What's with celebrities crapping their pants and telling it on Conan? I wouldn't even bother parking my car, I'd just leave it at the side of the road and run into my house lol
That's what i was thinking. Especially if the only parking available requires parallel parking. I'd leave my car right on the damn road and turn on hazard lights and run inside my house. However if the road was really busy then I'd leave my car in any available spot that my car can fit in. Red lane. Middle lane. Hell even the sidewalk if nothing else is an option.
@@yokiryuchan7655 That's also true. Anything other than your own pants is better. I have a friend who told me his story. He was WALKING home, through a residential neighborhood and he needed to diarrhea, so he went on someones front yard lmao
He is referring to the Category 5 hurricane Katrina which happened in 2005. But the concepts he is talking about are not American specific. A levee is a small wall of sorts located around a city or town of low elevation to safeguard it from rising flood waters or buy time for people to evacuate from the effects of swelling rivers. The levee may be made of concrete, or even be basic earthen levee. The concept he is talking about is when they release a little water through a dam or levee to ease the rising pressure of the water on the structure as a last ditch attempt to prevent catastrophic failure of the structure .
