Nicklas Bendtner - The Lord 

Goal for Arsenal Bendtner : 32 goals Ronaldo : 0 goals Stats speak themselves.

" If he was born in Argentina we would have won the world cup several times" Lionel Messi

He’s got more goals for Nottingham Forest than Messi, Ronaldo and Pele combined... stats don’t lie

Best XI of All Time (4-3-3) GK: Iker Karius RB: Shkodran Mustavaro CB: Chris Smalldini CB: Phil Jonesta (Captain) LB: Always Young CMF: Marouane Fellainiesta CMF: Andreas Zico Perreira AMF: Lingardinho El Fenomeno RWF: Lucas Vazquezchenko LWF: Fabio Borininzaghi CF: Lord Bendtner Manager: Kepa Arrizabalaga

"If I had Bendtner on my side we would have taken the whole world" ~ Genghis Khan

"I'd skip English class and watch him play"- Harry Kane

"I fear no strikers, but Lord Bendtner, he scares me" -Sergio Ramos

"If I had only half of his talent, I'd have been the best striker of all time" - Marco Van Basten

“If he was playing football in my era, i would have probably killed myself” - Maldini

'The only thing I regret as a manger is signing Ronaldo over Bendtner' Sir Alex Ferguson

Lord Bendtner and Phil Jones should swap positions

I understood Lamela more than Harry Kane and I don’t even speak Spanish

"Our worst nightmare? It's has to be Nicklas Bendtner" -Arsenal

Goals for Denmark Lord Bendtner: 30 Lionel Messi: 0 Haters will say that Messi is Argentinian.

One of the GOATS along with lingardiniho lord jones and Andreas perera

*”I was great at arsenal but comparing me to the lord is a disgrace to football”* -Henry *”If i played along with bendtner, I would have been the greatest assister of all time”* -Pirlo *”Bendtner’s football gives me more satisfaction than drugs”* -Maradona *”I would sacrifice my 3 world cups just to watch bendtner play”* -Pele *”Lord Bendtner is the only player who deserves 2 Ballondor in a single year”* -Zlatan *”I’ll bench myself just to see bendtner play”* -CR7 *”I’ve won 6 Ballondors, that means I’ve learned 3% of bendtner’s football”* -Messi *”I’m young, i still have time to be as good as lord bendtner some day”* -Lingardinho *”Ronldo lima gave me nightmares but i retired from football when i heard bendtner might join Serie A”* -Maldini

" Bendter . Pele . Messi . Ronaldo ... In that order " - Pele

”If he played for us, we would have won a trophy.” -Harry Kane

They don't call Messi "Lord Messi" so I think we can all see who the real goat is here

The true legend, not even celebrating a goal.

B eckenbauer E dson A. Do Nascimento N eeskens D iego A. Maradona T hierry Henry N azario E usebio R aymond Kopa

"The only football player who can run pass my defense is only Bendtner" -Mustafi

Next: Loris Karius, The Legend- The Genius

-"why didn't you celebrated after the goal " someone --- " i saw lord bendtner warming up 😭😭😭""😂😂😂

Once Lord Bendtner skip school for two days in a raw, now it is called weekend.

“We’ll just give him the 2022 and 2026 World Cup trophy’s now” -FIFA

“If we had Lord Bendtner on our side, we would still exist. He could be our best defender you know.” -Trojans

“If he participated in the triwizard tournament, Cedric Diggory wouldn’t have died” - Albus Dumbledore

This channel should be seen for arsenal sport team. What an incredibles hirings un this last years.

He saved my carrier many times? -opposition goalkeeper.

I've faced Pele and he was good but i've never faced such a fierced opponent like Nicklas Bendtner - Gordon Banks

*"If Bendtner was there instead of Higuain in the 2014 WC Final, and the Copa Americas', I wouldn't get bugged by Ronaldo about International Trophies. He is truly a talent to watch, I am lucky that I have played in the same era as him, without looking at his skills, I might have never won a Balon d' or or UCL. Bendtner is the GOAT. Period."* *-Lionel Messi*

'Football is my drug, Lord Bendtner is my dealer.' -Diego Maradona

Lord Bendtner was dropped twice as a child. 1) Hiroshima 2) Nagasaki

This guy is my inspiration if he's managed to be a pro player, then everyone can

"I would have retired if he was playing in my era, he would have destroyed me" - Paulo Maldini

"Bendtner is the only player who can score without scoring. A true magician." -Pele

"He is my toughest enemy I've ever face. I'm not sure I can beat him. He can conquer Europe and even the World" - Adolf Hitler

Damn! man watched ur every single videos and can not stop laughing 😂😂😂 So many entertaining lord in the football world 😂😂

bro do an andreas pereira video

Exceptional clearance on the line at 1:15 and 1:58, he’s also a legendary defender

He is the reason why I love football. Thank you 🙏🏻

Always get a kick out of these videos. Awesome.

Next: André Gómez, The Maestro.

I want you to make that of LORD ALVARO MORATA Like so Anonsi can see this

Anonsi These vids are so great. Never stop.

Bruh insanely good vids anonsi

'He was who inspired me to become who I am today' Kylian Mbappe

*Bend it like bendtner*

Ahhhh, this soothes my soul! Thank you for this honor you bring to my lord🙏

"Nicklas Bendtner has always been my idol, he is one of the best striker, that is why i want to grow up and play like him" -Lionel messi and Cristiano Ronaldo

"I gave up cocaine to watch Lord Bendtner" - Maradona

“If he played The 2002 World cup, he would have scored twice as much as I did” Ronaldo Fenomeno

I love these.

@anonsi Keep making more videos sir,your channel is lit🔥

“Nickolas bendtner is what every football star, especially striker, would want to become, we couldn’t sign him on, because he was way to expensive...” -Jose mourihno

That's why I'm retired, to avoid meet someone terrifying such as Lord Berdtner: 'Pele'

The legend continues

This is the funniest channel. Quality stuff

Karuis couldn't catch his own mistake and neymar couldn't find the right bed to fall on and bendtner could keep hold of his dream but worst of all Phil Jones couldn't control the looks of his face!!!

He has more goals at Anfield than Messi. Messi is out of the equation. And unlike Cr7 is sponsored by paddy power everyone wants to be him but can only dream

“Only Bendtner can perform on a cold rainy Tuesday night in Stoke” - Messi

Bro, your channel is wholesome!

Goals in the Premier League Bendtner = 32 Pele = 0 Stats speak for themselves

Who else come here after The Lord retirement?

This channel always makes me laugh🤣

This is the funniest video I have seen all week

"he is the greatest lord of all time" - lord lingardinho, lord jonesta, lord smalldini

If he's the lord what's Phil Jones? The lord of the lords

You deserve 1million bro keep on going

1:14 he's so good he even does outstanding defensive headers.

"Please dont Disrespect Bendtner By Comparing with Me.Im nowhere Near Him" - God

When you played vs Phil Jones surely you can't score a goal coz he want to scoore too.

Some of those clearances were breathtaking

What a beast 👏🏻

*you should do one for the whole of Man U* That would be class👌Like so he can see

"Your mum is green" - Lord Bendtner

"“All my life I thank Lord. My family was very religious.” - RIP Pelé

“When thinking about great footballers, the likes of Pelé, Messi, Ronaldo all slip to the back of my mind. This is because of Lord Bendtner.” -Diego Maradona

Goals in pl Neymar+ messi = 0 Lord bendtner =32 Stats speak for themselves

What class what elegance.... The best of the best

Pls keep up the good work i will still be here by the time you hit 1mil

Thanks for the memories lads!

Anonsi is doing something for the unsung heroes

I started crying when I read the thumbnail 😂😂 real tears

As a non-English person who only follows some of the prem games, it is the second time I've been bamboozled by videos of this type. First was Lingard, now this dude. Congrats.

The offside Moment was just too good to be real omg what was he thinking 😂

The wait is finally over!

I swear sooner or later i’ll check one of your vids and you’ve hit a million subs

"In our eyes, there will never be a better player. Best to ever play the game. Period." Gary Neville and Jamie Carragher

Two videos in a week???? Holy shit this is heavenly

incredible lowlights

Man, u r a genius

This fckn sarcasm is killing me!! 🤣🤣🤣

Legend that guy is my idol

What a video i mean there is a lot of talent in one video

_"Give me one Bendtner and 10 pieces of woods I'll win you the Champions League"_ - Sir Alex Ferguson

Simply the GOAT

"The reason why im the best at free kicks is because I learned this miracle from Lord Bendtner" - Roberto Carlos

One word, Worldclass.