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Night at the Creation Museum is Brilliantly Terrible 

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@silentcaay
@silentcaay 2 года назад
"Running around in the dark getting repeatedly startled by different things" is pretty much the creationist experience.
@RichWoods23
@RichWoods23 2 года назад
"Ancient light, aargh! Fossils, aargh! Facts and verifiable reality, aargh!" I wonder what it must be like to live in intellectual fear all the time?
@bradweir6993
@bradweir6993 2 года назад
🤣
@minskghoul
@minskghoul 2 года назад
@@josephthinn3900 That scientist that discovered what you are referencing gave an scientific explanation to this discovery that you can read up any time, you dishonest gotcha dispsh*t. And by the way, she is Christian.
@davidmauro8947
@davidmauro8947 2 года назад
Jo jo... what did i tell you about ignoring one conversation to restart it in another??? Sorry everyone. He snuck out of his sarcophagus and onto the computer again. We're looking to get an updated security system installed that wont let him out of the room unless he states a verifiable fact. I know its cruel because he isnt capable of that, but still, gotta learn sometime, amirite?
@davidmauro8947
@davidmauro8947 2 года назад
@@minskghoul lol joseph hates christians, since none of them are able to meet his level of christianism... 😆 you should see some of the crap he posts... its hilarious.
@Queldonus
@Queldonus 2 года назад
I could never go to a museum like this. I’d want to bring a stack of stickers that say “citation needed” to slap on all the exhibits.
@vintagearisen
@vintagearisen 2 года назад
You might get fined for vandalism but man that would be hilarious
@moonmochi6131
@moonmochi6131 2 года назад
I would go just to see that lol
@inkdreaper874
@inkdreaper874 2 года назад
😂🤣 I got kicked out of a Books-a-million, in Florida, for moving all the Bibles to the "Fantasy" section.
@ethancooke593
@ethancooke593 2 года назад
I went here last year. I wish I had thought of doing that lol
@whitemageserenia
@whitemageserenia 2 года назад
What are you talking about?! They've cited everything! I mean "God Done It!~" innit that all the citation they need?
@austinluther5825
@austinluther5825 2 года назад
When my partner and I took our daughter to Disneyworld we drove past a creationist theme park. He joked that we should go just for the giggles. I pointed out that a gay couple where one of the men is transgender might not receive the best customer service there. Then he was like, "Yeah, let's just do Animal Kingdom." We did. It was super fun.
@Cdr2002
@Cdr2002 2 года назад
Aww this is a lovely story 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈❤️
@waddledoo2you13
@waddledoo2you13 2 года назад
Irony
@js0988
@js0988 2 года назад
There should be a LGBTQ+ day out to the creationist park.
@philgroves7694
@philgroves7694 2 года назад
Wise move. Very, very wise move.
@MarieWalker14
@MarieWalker14 2 года назад
Holy land?
@bradypustridactylus488
@bradypustridactylus488 2 года назад
As an atheist, I have often pondered the theist challenge, "What would it take to convince you of the existence of God?" This video made me quite certain that a nightmare at the Creation Museum would not do the trick.
@grahvis
@grahvis 2 года назад
The answer to what would make you believe in God, is easy. If God did exist, he would know what would make any atheist believe and could act accordingly. The fact he seems determined to stay hidden, says it all really.
@bradypustridactylus488
@bradypustridactylus488 2 года назад
@@grahvis Every conversion story is ultimately about how god reveals himself to the individual. In this story, it was a vision, like Paul on the road to Damascus. In such stories god often reveals his existence, but he never justifies it. If you ask, he just bullies and belittles you, like Job and the whirlwind.
@Keira_Blackstone
@Keira_Blackstone 2 года назад
I agree with the Matt Dillahunty response to this question- I don't know what would convince me, but if God exists, he knows, and has chosen not to do it. So either god doesn't exist, or he doesn't want me to believe he does.
@finderfinder100
@finderfinder100 2 года назад
Thankfully atheists have never been the target audience of any creationist museum. They exist solely to reaffirm the wavering faith of YECS.
@thebigempty_5792
@thebigempty_5792 2 года назад
Actually the answer is quite simple: Die. option 1 - maybe your right so it's simply over. 2 - you were wrong and it's not over, so what then.....hmmm. It's just something I ponder while camping alone in the woods with my dog.
@Doubtfulgrace101
@Doubtfulgrace101 2 года назад
Funfact: back in 2008 Mad magazine made a Night at the Museum parody highlighting the Creatonist Museum, complete with a Charles Darwin running screaming into the night from Moses riding a T-Rex.
@jb111082
@jb111082 3 месяца назад
Moses riding a T-Rex..........now THAT sounds amazing!
@Rosyna
@Rosyna 2 года назад
I think the exposition about the divorce from Sarah and Eric’s character’s life is to immediately make it clear that he lives an “unchristian” life. The God is Not Dead movies do this too, hanging a lampshade on the “atheist” character’s backstory that’s largely only visible to the target demo.
@RevelationsPrimo
@RevelationsPrimo 2 года назад
Especially! the dead mom from cancer. That was lifted straight from Athiest Kevin Sorbo's mouth
@LouieLouie505
@LouieLouie505 2 года назад
Eric's father Kent Hovind is on his fourth wife now.
@jeffersonott4357
@jeffersonott4357 2 года назад
@@LouieLouie505 doesn’t he beat them up?
@Rosyna
@Rosyna 2 года назад
@@LouieLouie505 The majority of these were not legal marriages and neither Florida (since 1968) nor Alabama (since 2016) recognize common law marriages. Kent refers to his non-legal marriages as “biblical marriages”.
@LouieLouie505
@LouieLouie505 2 года назад
@@RosynaWhat the hell difference does that make.? The man is a constant liar, a criminal and a bully. Defending him is weird
@Crissy_the_wonder
@Crissy_the_wonder 2 года назад
Misrepresenting Lucy and science in general, the inevitable threat with requiring to submit to religion, the dishonest tropes... well done with sitting through this propaganda from dishonest people and thank you
@josephthinn3900
@josephthinn3900 2 года назад
Misrepresenting Lucy is what you WannabeApes have been doing for 50 years....
@thecatattheend2250
@thecatattheend2250 2 года назад
@@josephthinn3900 Haha kid
@davidmauro8947
@davidmauro8947 2 года назад
Oh look... another thread where joseph thinn gets laughed at. What a surprise. He also claims that people from villages in mexico are unable to tell that mount rushmore is man made... so take that for what it is.
@davidmauro8947
@davidmauro8947 2 года назад
"i guess people from a village are much wiser than you are as they can determine what is created by intelligence agents for a reason and that which isnt." - joseph thinn
@josephthinn3900
@josephthinn3900 2 года назад
@@davidmauro8947 Someone is obsessed with me and very triggered ...
@lidbass
@lidbass 2 года назад
Pretty sure that I won’t be the only one to warn you; but, yes, there is a sequel. Gutsick Gibbon has already done a fantastic take-down of both. But she concentrates more on the science, it’s nice to hear about filming technicalities from you so please, please, pretty please do a video on the sequel too!
@8114梦见
@8114梦见 2 года назад
Also Paulogia & ShannonQ did their New Years vid together by doing a watch through. Which are nice watches.
@andydonnelly8677
@andydonnelly8677 2 года назад
The same ^^^^^
@theturtlemoves3014
@theturtlemoves3014 2 года назад
Pleeeeeease include a critique of bad acting - was Eric acting out a Sunday school sketch?
@InMyOwnLC
@InMyOwnLC 2 года назад
Yes, please do the arc encounter one too!
@briannewton3535
@briannewton3535 2 года назад
I think an Emma and Erika colab might be fun. I dunno what direction the content should take, I just like the idea.
@AlexanderBlues1228
@AlexanderBlues1228 2 года назад
The “Luke, I am your father” misquote has been around nearly as long as the film itself. Back before RU-vid made it possible to look everything up - even before VHS made it possible to watch films on repeat until you’d memorised every line - movie quotes were entirely dependent on peoples’ faulty memories. That’s why we have classic quotes like “beam me up, Scotty” and “play it again, Sam” that are never actually spoken on screen. “Luke, I am your father” supplanted “No, I *am* your father” a long time ago in the popular memory. Even people who know better use the incorrect quote because it’s not worth the trouble of explaining that, actually, *you’re* right and everyone *else* is wrong. I’m not defending the film’s use of the misquote (even if I kinda am), but I understand why it happened.
@mikryan6567
@mikryan6567 2 года назад
Xander I am your father
@briannewton3535
@briannewton3535 2 года назад
@@mikryan6567 You are God? Wooo, coool 🤣
@I.am.Sarah.
@I.am.Sarah. 2 года назад
The problem is that there was a Darth Vader speaking doll that actually said "Luke, I am your father" thus establishing it in peoples memories.
@mikryan6567
@mikryan6567 2 года назад
@@I.am.Sarah. no I'm your daddy
@AlexanderBlues1228
@AlexanderBlues1228 2 года назад
@@I.am.Sarah. I can understand why they would do that. “No, I am your father” doesn’t work without the dialogue that comes before it.
@ArKritz84
@ArKritz84 2 года назад
Fun fact: this review already has FAR more views than the actual video, and it'll will never be overtaken. 😂
@skylerhowie9208
@skylerhowie9208 2 года назад
So just a comment on the toy castles on the books, the one built on the Darwin, Dawkins, and Sagan books is unstable and slanted; whereas the one on the Bible is solid and straight. That good ol' not so "subliminal" messaging.
@Sableagle
@Sableagle 2 года назад
That stupid "wise man built his house upon the rocks" in visual form. Ugh.
@sarahr8311
@sarahr8311 2 года назад
Ohhhhhh, I get it now! Thank you, that would have bothered me all night.
@OneTopic
@OneTopic 2 года назад
i'm so glad i've subscribed. i really love your content.
@cinfdef
@cinfdef Год назад
Hi One Topic!
@wolfy297
@wolfy297 10 месяцев назад
Hey OT! Lol funny seeing you here
@Harudodo
@Harudodo 2 месяца назад
Wait, OT???
@wickedymike
@wickedymike 2 года назад
The two towers on the books seems intended to symbolize science vs. religiion. While the science tower is crumbling, with part of the tower on the left already on the ground it means to convey its shaky grounds. While the religion tower, built upon just a single book instead of multiple, stands steady (and is higher), because it stands on sturdy foundations... It conveys their belief quite nicely, stupid as it may be.
@WaltTFB
@WaltTFB 2 года назад
Matthew 7:24-27, if you believe that sort of thing... “Everyone then who hears these words of mine and does them will be like a wise man who built his house on the rock. And the rain fell, and the floods came, and the winds blew and beat on that house, but it did not fall, because it had been founded on the rock. And everyone who hears these words of mine and does not do them will be like a foolish man who built his house on the sand. And the rain fell, and the floods came, and the winds blew and beat against that house, and it fell, and great was the fall of it.”
@dylanvandort1523
@dylanvandort1523 2 года назад
Isn’t the Bible a compilation of different stories knitted together?
@cyperpunk6969
@cyperpunk6969 2 года назад
@@WaltTFB so i can have slaves and beat them ? I really want one
@thevoid3010
@thevoid3010 2 года назад
@@dylanvandort1523 yes and no It’s like taking a bunch of Star Wars fan fiction and stitching it together to make a “cohesive narrative” It has a general common outline but it is a compilation of different (kind of arbitrary) writings
@luxitos2867
@luxitos2867 11 месяцев назад
@WaltTFB Don't believe the Bible? Here's a quote from the Bible!
@Valdagast
@Valdagast 2 года назад
The "don't fall asleep" line just makes me want a movie with Freddie Krueger chasing Eric Hovind in his dreams.
@cozmothemagician7243
@cozmothemagician7243 2 года назад
More like Hovind chasing Freddie and Freddie is all like "I GOTTA get away from this BeeEss before they blame that whole apple and garden thing on ME!"
@TranscendentLion
@TranscendentLion 2 года назад
It ends with Freddie being baptised and putting his life of sin behind him.
@ShintogaDeathAngel
@ShintogaDeathAngel 2 месяца назад
@@TranscendentLion not in my headcanon!
@z0rrofan9
@z0rrofan9 2 года назад
It's not blackmail, it's extortion and racketeering: "nice soul you got there; be a shame if something happened to it, eh?" This was adorable, the most sweet, funny takedown of both film and dogma I have ever seen.
@vestafreyja
@vestafreyja 2 года назад
If a night shift security guard shows up in a fancy new sports car my first reaction would be to have all the museum curators check their collections for missing items and then verify that all items in the collections are legitimate.
@BestAnimeFreak
@BestAnimeFreak 2 года назад
And then the museum gets shut down, because none of them are legitimate ... xD
@lonzodaman
@lonzodaman 2 года назад
C'mon, it's just a Camaro.
@stevenraymond5684
@stevenraymond5684 8 месяцев назад
​@@lonzodaman a v6 one 😂
@burningmisery
@burningmisery 2 года назад
The US seems like a place where you never get bored - there's simply too much nonsense going on 24/7. I still prefer the mus3um of archeology where our guide pointed out how much smaller humans were thousands of years ago (size of clothes, tools & weapons), from which one can deduct with time we evolved to grow bigger and stronger because there was more food around us and less predators.
@Sableagle
@Sableagle 2 года назад
I went into Ripon Cathedral a while ago. It's been expanded a few times from the original 672 church, but the crypt of that is still there, and it's really quite obvious that it dates from a time when people didn't grow beyond 70 inches tall and didn't have waist measurements over 30 inches, like _ever._
@soyevquirsefron990
@soyevquirsefron990 2 года назад
Bored would be AWESOME
@MartijnHover
@MartijnHover 2 года назад
That is not really "evolution". Our hunter gatherer ancestors were taller than human beings are, on average. Outside of the Netherlands, that is. 🙂 The human beings shrunk was not due to genetics, but to environmental circumstances. Mostly the diet we depended on after inventing agriculture.
@CreamCakes420
@CreamCakes420 2 года назад
Isn't neandraghzlls we're the largest one does and the ones that we are more related too were smaller than them right, you are welcome too tell me I'm very wrong
@JvS1711
@JvS1711 2 года назад
@@Sableagle Ripon cathedral is a nice place to spend some time, like when you're waiting for your work van to get fixed.
@starrystarrynight52
@starrystarrynight52 2 года назад
"Blackmail, it's the Christian way" lol. True though. Also it always baffles me how misinformed Christians about why people leave the religion. When I was a teen a read the Bible front to back twice. For me there was too many contradictions in the Bible itself and the Bible vs. what the church and my mom taught. Plus the critical thinking vs. magical thinking was driving me insane. If someone is blackmailed into believing do they actually believe or are they just trying to make the people who blackmailed them happy? And if god is real, wouldn't god know you don't really believe anyway?
@ronrolfsen3977
@ronrolfsen3977 2 года назад
"If someone is blackmailed into believing do they actually believe or are they just trying to make the people who blackmailed them happy" Could be both. I think the blackmailing done is more subtle then just wanting to keep someone else happy. I think a lot of Christians will tell themselves they believe for the simple fact none of them have properly mourned there lost ones. If you can tell yourself they go to a better place and you meet them at one point you simply can not properly mourn (or at least you mourn differently. As the loss is just temporary). Accepting God is not real is relatively easy. Accepting that you sister (or even worse, child) is not really in a better place and that you will never get to see her again is a hell of a lot harder thing to accept.
@blueredingreen
@blueredingreen 2 года назад
I don't think too many Christians (at least those that are notable figures within Christianity and apologetics) are actually misinformed about why people leave the religion. They just can't accept the reasons given, because doing so would undermine their entire worldview.
@starrystarrynight52
@starrystarrynight52 2 года назад
@@ronrolfsen3977 I guess I should clarify. When I was talking about emotion I meant "feeling god's presence" and stuff like that. I was taught that if you were 'right with god" that you feel it. Meaning that if you read your Bible, if you obeyed god the "right way" if you asked forgiveness of all your sins and were sincere and god was happy with you would "feel it". Which is I what meant not stable. I questioned my very feelings too ..."Am I feeling the right thing" etc.....=(
@davidmauro8947
@davidmauro8947 2 года назад
I love it when im told that i am an atheist because "i dont like the idea of being held accountable/love to sin". Then when pressed, the claimant is never able to elaborate. Id often ask how it can be possible to dislike being held accountable by a being that i do not believe exists. But i nearly always got the response that i actually do believe but my desire to sin prevents me from admitting it, lol. I got a kick out of that. Im then told that upon becoming christian, i would be forgiven of my sins anyway, which is odd, since a religion with contingencies built in to circumvent the penalty associated with sin suggests that followers of said religion really really love to sin. Its all backwards logic meant to twist up people's minds.
@annabeinglazy5580
@annabeinglazy5580 2 года назад
@@davidmauro8947 my favorite in conversations with my dad is the frequent "No true scotsman" stuff. Like, i Point out a Thing i critique (lets say... The frequent Anger fits of god) in the old Testament, He goes "Well that doesnt Count". I Point out that it counts to plenty of Christians (especially fundamentalists), He goes: Well theyre Not real Christians or they would know better than to still cling to the old Testament. It doesnt Count anymore cuz Jesus. I Point out that If thats the Case, then we the Heck are we so obsessed with Noah, and Moses and the 10 commandments, if the stoning threats and Infant deaths are Not reflective of christianity any more? why are bible movies so frequently harking Back to the old Testament. Why did i need to learn about noah's Arc by Heart if god has changed or chilled Out or sth since? I was never super religious, and growing up going to catholic church while being told "nah we dont do that, we're protestants" only Made me notice more how a Lot of what i was taught Just didnt add Up. Didnt even have to Go deep
@WarriorDan
@WarriorDan 2 года назад
Ngl, I saw another similar channel, Gutsick Gibbon, cover this same video, not too long ago, and it always baffles me, as someone who used to work in TV production, how Christians seem to always largely revel in these super low-budget promo stunt videos. It's like they think this will make them seem hip and cool with their kids' generation, despite all evidence to the contrary. But then again, ignoring evidence in favor of blind dogma is par for the course for these sorts of people.
@mcnultyssobercompanion6372
@mcnultyssobercompanion6372 2 года назад
I'm not confident it can ever "make sense", but personally these films are a little easier to "understand" when I consider it's basically just proselytizing posing as cinema. It's got nothing to do with storytelling, or anything legitimately artistic. It's a thing created solely for the purpose of "making more fundamentalists". This is why, I feel, these "Christian" films are all so *transparently* horrible. There's no conviction behind them. It's self-evident. If you want to see faith-based themes done right in cinema, it's Scorsese's filmography. That's how you comment on faith without condescending/proselytizing. That's cinema art.
@willowwisp357
@willowwisp357 2 года назад
I love the sweater, you could easily cosplay Velma from Scooby Doo. I think the dino costume was actually Kent Hovind, after all that guy's already a fossil.
@EmmaThorneVideos
@EmmaThorneVideos 2 года назад
I actually did, although it was in a different jumper! 😂
@thepom88
@thepom88 2 года назад
@@EmmaThorneVideos "Yes, and I would've got away with this young earth creationist stuff if it hadn't been for you pesky kids!!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@briannewton3535
@briannewton3535 2 года назад
​@@thepom88 Zoinks! I'm glad I fell into this thread. It was the thought of a Scooby snack... 🤭
@Musabre
@Musabre 2 года назад
I was really quite distracted by the sweater myself ^_^, I really want one. The orange tone is spot-on Velma lol.
@bob_the_bomb4508
@bob_the_bomb4508 2 года назад
@@EmmaThorneVideos pictures or it didn’t happen!
@tgbedini
@tgbedini 2 года назад
For those fortunate enough to not live in the US these days, it must seem as if we have an endless supply of idiots here. Sadly, that's an accurate observation. I've been around for a while, and am amazed that anyone listens to these hucksters and their line of malarkey. But, fact is, if you have enough people, you're going to find enough fools. I had just nurtured the illusion that the percentage was lower. Oh, well, Emma, always a treat to hear your take on things.
@archivist17
@archivist17 2 года назад
If there's ever a world shortage of idiots, don't worry: The UK can step in.
@richardmckinney4963
@richardmckinney4963 2 года назад
@@archivist17 No I give you the state of Oklahoma where there is Mega Churches with branches where grifting is the main thing of these churches.
@huepix
@huepix 2 года назад
True. Even USA atheists seem to struggle with real vs not real. Seems less like challenging religious nonsense and more like a way to promote individuals and generate some funds. There are atheists in prisons around the world, but these "celebrity" atheists only seem to raise money for themselves. Never see them challenging those scenarios and trying to free fellow atheists. Or even religious people on the wrong side of an opposing religion. Just money for me me me.
@diabolicwave7238
@diabolicwave7238 2 года назад
@@archivist17 Hey, don't let on! We're busy trying to export our idiots _to_ the US so we don't have to admit to them.
@jaykay6222
@jaykay6222 2 года назад
Can we please stop with this line of thought that somehow the United States is the only place in the world with idiots and grifters. It's an accurate observation of a lot of places, we just have more cameras on us.
@Ian_Jules
@Ian_Jules 2 года назад
Just want to say, I'm fascinated and transfixed by the melting Dali clock visible on Emma's wall. Don't know how many people notice that, but my eye is drawn to it.
@mcnultyssobercompanion6372
@mcnultyssobercompanion6372 2 года назад
Literally just noticed that myself. My guess is it's a Dali reference...? I'm honestly not sure. But I want one.
@goresnet
@goresnet 2 года назад
That was the second thing I noticed in the vid, shortly after Emma herself. Third was the weird plush flesh colored thing on the top shelf behind her. What is that?
@vforwombat9915
@vforwombat9915 2 года назад
@@mcnultyssobercompanion6372 how can it be anything BUT a Dali reference? i mean, hello- Dali!
@JamesLibrary
@JamesLibrary 2 года назад
Next do a review of “2025: The World Enslaved by the Virus” The description alone is hilariously terrible.
@c.a.t.732
@c.a.t.732 2 года назад
That "dream Jim" guy who keeps appearing and magically teleporting Derek from place to place and manipulating his dream is obviously some sort of warlock. What's he doing in a Christian movie?
@MrCornelius61
@MrCornelius61 2 года назад
Once again: Thank you Emma! I didn’t know there was such a “Young Earth Idiocy” museum, though it was definitely profitable for business. I am still infuriated by the narrow-minded stupidity of the "creationists." Thanks for taking them to pieces again! I’m not an atheist, but even then (or because of that) I’m outraged by the many science-demier shit that the "Hovinds" are trying to sell
@GrumpyOldRed
@GrumpyOldRed 2 года назад
That’s so cool to hear you’re using the patreon money for more accurate human generated subtitles! Not a lot of people give consideration to the deaf or hard of hearing :)
@oldtvnut
@oldtvnut 2 года назад
A little cold water to throw on this: in reality, a guard would not be left to their own cognizance to patrol a museum, but would have to check in at certain stations at regular times to verify that they did not go to sleep and had checked for fire, more than anything else. But that would spoil the whole movie genre.
@Bjornication
@Bjornication 2 года назад
The development of human feet is fascinating. We have pretty well developed spring arches now, but there are fossilized footprints of feet that hadn't quite reached the level of efficiency found in modern human feet. Fossilized toe bone fragments also indicate a shift to bipedalism over time.
@HeyItsmeImAlex
@HeyItsmeImAlex 2 года назад
Thank you for the captions Emma it’s much appreciated ! Some accents can be difficult to understand as a non native English speaker. I think the movie is too cheesy and just riddled with wrong information about history but I guess it can be fun for young creationists?
@TheMilkMan8008
@TheMilkMan8008 2 года назад
I saw Gutsick Gibbon review these both too. You've both got more patience than me by willingly sitting through this.
@kamion53
@kamion53 2 года назад
same reason I watch both ladies and not the cringy Eric Hovind video's not sure, but I guess they let you pay for it, as I;ve seen what they charge for the Ark Encounter you get two tickets for that price at my local zoo.
@TheMilkMan8008
@TheMilkMan8008 2 года назад
@@kamion53 have you seen Erika's trip to the Ark Encounter video? She mentions the price a couple times. She even swindled her way in by putting on her old shirt from school and being mistaken for a 17 year old
@kamion53
@kamion53 2 года назад
@@TheMilkMan8008 saw it, was much fun.
@RichWoods23
@RichWoods23 2 года назад
@@TheMilkMan8008 Erika didn't swindle them. They believe everything is younger than it really is, so she was just playing them at their own game...
@TheMilkMan8008
@TheMilkMan8008 2 года назад
@@RichWoods23 I can't argue that haha
@brandonrunyon
@brandonrunyon 2 года назад
One thing I've noticed that Emma does a good job of is being fair, thoughtful, honest and civil when reviewing or critiquing something or someone she doesn't really agree with. This how I think people who are different from one another should conduct themselves, its really easy to negatively put down and label people whom have opinions and beliefs different from you, but its not as easy to hold that back and put objectivity forward.
@_snaiio5492
@_snaiio5492 2 года назад
Great content as always. Loving the captions, well done. Although I am a native English speaker I find captions allow me to stay focused on the content and not "zone out" so I am pleased to hear they will be human generated and not by silly AI. Oh no, I do not wish to enrage the great AI - it just has room to grow in the arena of interpreting human voice...
@j.c.5528
@j.c.5528 2 года назад
I really appreciated all the kind compliments you had for this (while also not holding back when it deserved to be berated). It reminds me why you're one of my favorite content creators around.
@PrometheusZandski
@PrometheusZandski 2 года назад
Emma, I heard you on Truth Wanted this week. Excellent work even though you were doing it at 2 am. I think this "movie" can be summed up in one statement: god did it. Dinosaurs, starlight, radiometric dating, sedimentary dating, genetic evolution evidence can all be brushed away with "god did it."
@simond.455
@simond.455 2 года назад
On the other hand, according to their story, god is not powerful enough to have created the universe 13.8 billion years ago and had to fake everything.
@ancapftw9113
@ancapftw9113 2 года назад
"So, Derrick, why did you become a Christian?" "Well, I had a Nightmare while at a new job and a ghost in my dream emotionally manipulated and blackmailed me into it."
@katashworth41
@katashworth41 2 года назад
“Is that your torch in your trousers, or are you really pleased to have this job?”
@bethanythatsme
@bethanythatsme 2 года назад
Emma, your uploads are a deconstructionist's dream & this ancient atheist breathes a lil easier when enjoying your channel. Edit: Gay of Reckoning is the best handle I've heard in a while. Even your Patreons are the coolest.
@sweett2924
@sweett2924 2 года назад
It would be interesting to see them do an ark movie, explaining how we all came from one family. Also explaining all the animals and what exactly were they doing during those 40 days and nights. All of it would be perfect for valentines day?
@alisonbird6737
@alisonbird6737 2 года назад
I can hazard a guess as to what the humans on the Ark were doing day and night. Shovelling shit over the side! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@writerinprogress
@writerinprogress 2 года назад
If they do, they absolutely HAVE to include this scene: NOAH: "Ham, where did you put the antelopes? I'm doing the roll-call and I can't find them anywhere... HAM: "I put them over there, right next to the lions... perhaps they wandered off to look for a water hole or something?" NOAH: "Ugggh, this is RIDICULOUS! Last week the wildebeeste went missing, then the okapis, now it's the antelopes... and the big cats and hyenas are starting to look a bit porky, if you ask me -- I don't think this vegetarian diet we've put all the carnivores on is agreeing with them." HAM: "Yeah, I was meaning to bring up the manure problem, now you mention it -- it's getting a bit out of hand.." NOAH: "Well, can't you just open a couple more portholes? That should get rid of the stink, at least until we can get someone to shovel it out and over the side of the ark--" HAM: "Are you KIDDING? It's chucking it down out there -- no-one's going out in that, they'll catch their death!" NOAH: "Oh, for the--- bunch of snowflakes, the lot of you!" HAM: "Hey, it could've been a lot worse. Imagine if we HADN'T cut a few corners and left a few off the list -- we'd have had to deal with dinosaurs stomping arou--" NOAH: "SHHHHH!!! 'He' might be LISTENING! We don't mention the dinosaurs, remember?" HAM: "But... what if future generations find their bodies or something? They're gonna ask questions--" NOAH: "We'll just gaslight them -- 'Dinosaurs, what dinosaurs? Noooo, they're just fairytales...' honestly, somebody somewhere will write a big book someday, full of BS they'll claim is all true stories and it'll sell millions. There's always a hustler ready to make money off the gullible, trust me."
@Acidrain420
@Acidrain420 2 года назад
I grew up as a pentecostal in northern kentucky, about 20 minutes from the creation museum. We went all the time and I loved it as a kid. Looking back at it, it's a bit nostalgic, but also disturbing
@chickennugget4979
@chickennugget4979 2 года назад
Look into Gutsick Gibbons, she does an excellent in-depth tour of the inside of the creation museum and the ark. It’s very educational and intriguing, highly recommend.
@kholdanstaalstorm6881
@kholdanstaalstorm6881 2 года назад
Thank you Emma Thorne for putting your mind and sanity on the line for us to be certain that we don't want to watch or visit this "museum"! Regarding the video quality, they could be lucky with the phone in question that it actually has decent auto stabilization of the picture? The pure animal exhibits seemed ok, but combined with the utterly ludicrous other exhibits the total image is dragged down to a don't visit. Not surprising because of the people behind said "museum". Thank you again Emma, the review was great and the subject matter required ridicule. Take care and stay safe!
@martinmckee5333
@martinmckee5333 2 года назад
What a wonderful review! Great fun, and an interesting take that nicely complements other responses.
@ctwentysevenj6531
@ctwentysevenj6531 2 года назад
What would Faulkner would say about that new amazing James Webb telescope can look back when the universe was only 200 million years old?
@georgeh6856
@georgeh6856 2 года назад
Miracles are always done to help someone. Parting the sea, bringing back Lazarus from the dead, multiplying fish and loaves to feed the crowd, etc. Making light travel faster than the speed of light just so we can see the stars does not help anyone in the same way. No one would die, drown, or go hungry if we could not see any stars in the night sky.
@asthmatickobold7844
@asthmatickobold7844 2 года назад
Great and honest review. Most would just rip into this just because it was made by Eric Hovind, but even really bad movies can have some good parts. About the speed of light thing (God made the light go faster in the beginning so the universe only "appears" to be billions of years old), I've heard similar arguments from creationists. It's usually something like "God made 'X' appear old to test our faith." My reply to this has always been, "Then God could have made the universe 5 minutes ago and made you only think it's old."
@Perfict1
@Perfict1 2 года назад
The closed captioning upgrade is both a thoughtful gesture and pleasant improvement, thank you.
@telgato711
@telgato711 2 года назад
Thank you for this glimpse of the movie and the museum so I don’t have to see either of them. I assume you’d agree that Plan 9 From Outer Space deserves more stars.
@winterburden
@winterburden 2 года назад
I've been a night guard for years. You can pretty much always fall asleep if you want, the trick is to take the keys with you and lock yourself in a room without any cameras in it so nobody will catch you sleeping.
@EpicGamerWinXD69
@EpicGamerWinXD69 2 года назад
You should really review more Christian movies, because this extremely entertaining!
@James-ye7rp
@James-ye7rp 2 года назад
Noah Lugeons >> God Awful Movies (You Tube)
@Jack_Slate
@Jack_Slate 2 года назад
As fun as it is for us, it must be torture for the one watching (I at least wouldn't be able to stand it).
@ParanormalEncyclopedia
@ParanormalEncyclopedia 2 года назад
As a Christian, I have to say the sad part is this is one of the better Christian movies of recent years. Sure the acting is terrible, the special effects are terrible, the facts are totally nonexistent.... but it's short which makes it much better than the other ones that have all the same problems but are feature-length.
@briannewton3535
@briannewton3535 2 года назад
@@ParanormalEncyclopedia After listening to many episodes of God Awful Movies by Noah Lugeons, I am tending to agree with you. The blatant bullshit in Night at the Creation Museum is fairly obvious to a sceptical thinker, which actually makes this kinda entertaining, even for an atheist to watch, rather than the cringe that is reviewed on God Awful Movies.
@mcnultyssobercompanion6372
@mcnultyssobercompanion6372 2 года назад
@@ParanormalEncyclopedia Catholic speaking, and yes, this bizarre onslaught of "Christian" films the last 10 years or so (such as the "God's Not Dead" alleged franchise) is really unfortunate. In my opinion, they don't even really qualify as cinema, per se. They's essentially just hijacking the art of cinema for the sake of proselytizing. Which i find personally kind of...despicable. It's entirely possible though to make a genuinely interesting film with faith-based themes. For instance, nearly every film Scorsese has ever made is laced with Catholic themes, to one degree or another. This video where Emma eviscerates this silly creationist film is really great, but I think it would also be interesting to see what she thinks about a legitimately great film like Scorsese's "The Last Temptation of Christ". Or "Silence", in particular. You really don't need to subscribe to any faith to appreciate those films as great cinematic work. Years before I started going back to mass "The Last Temptation of Christ" was high on my favorite films of all time. Given the context, just want to make it clear I don't believe in proselytizing nor do I give a shit whether someone subscribes to any faith or not. I just feel it's important to understand not all faith-themed films are...lol, bullshit.
@arinerm1331
@arinerm1331 2 года назад
Your review wasn't as harsh as I thought it would be, and further softened by your dazzling smile! Thanks for sharing this with us, and I look forward to what comes next.
@gerardstephens58
@gerardstephens58 2 года назад
Accidental self parody is comedy gold
@tweakfreq1982
@tweakfreq1982 2 года назад
Im glad that you have a captionist that makes me happy because I enjoy reading and when I need to pay attention to something without sound I now know I can pop your channel on. Thank you
@kolgrimthunderhammer
@kolgrimthunderhammer 2 года назад
Great content as always :) Is it just me or did this seem to follow the plot line of A Christmas Carol a lot more than Night at the Museum? For people who believe in a miraculous creation it seems like a bit of a cop-out to go with the "it was all a dream" troupe rather than something actually supernatural.
@iluvtacos1231
@iluvtacos1231 2 года назад
That bothered me so much too! Like, nothing really came to life at all
@osmonj
@osmonj 2 года назад
Two stars? You are generous :D Thanks for the chuckle, Emma :D
@necrosunderground
@necrosunderground 2 года назад
Running around in the dark, getting repeatedly startled by different things is Eric's default setting. I always want to give him the benefit of the doubt given the detrimental effects of being Kent's son, but nah, he's deliberately obtuse, so it must run in the family. Also, for algorithm boost: *Darth Vader misquote bog dirt powered fart noise*
@calebsherstad9649
@calebsherstad9649 2 года назад
I can't say for sure, as I haven't been there, but I'm pretty sure the "Lunar New Year" stuff has more to do with their argument that dragons are ubiquitous in cultural mythology because people coexisted with dinosaurs.
@TheScotsalan
@TheScotsalan 2 года назад
Yup. But what they wont mention re China is that in about 1860 a failed civil servant applicant took a brochure from a christian missionary in the southern city of Guangzhou ( where I live ). The guy then proclaimed himself to be the brother of jesus, and approx 40 million ppl died in the war he led. The Taiping rebellion. Cos Jesus. That led to the downfall of the qing, the first and second chinese revolution.. and ultimately the comminist china of today ( but its not communist). All cos of a leaflet about jesus. 😂😂😂👍
@hannahvayda5799
@hannahvayda5799 2 года назад
I've already watched so many creators review this monstrosity. Am I going to watch this one? Most definitely.
@prototype102010
@prototype102010 Год назад
I've been to the Creation Museum many many years ago. We went as a youthgroup in church and I remember the biggest take away for me was "Wow... a real museum without having to see that awful MILLION or BILLIONS of years propaganda everywhere." I'm very glad I have grown as person lol.
@thomasgallipoli8376
@thomasgallipoli8376 2 года назад
Another great video from the lovely and brilliant Emma.
@dagucka
@dagucka 2 года назад
thanks for the captions! as a non-native english speaker it really helps and the auto-generated ones are often more confusing than helpful.
@censors_starve
@censors_starve 2 года назад
Well, that video from Hovind did it, I'm now a young-earth creationist.
@archivist17
@archivist17 2 года назад
Dang! I hate it when that happens to me! Hope you recover soon 🙏
@alanmiller7875
@alanmiller7875 2 года назад
I really appreciate that you find things to like in material that is so easily unlikable.
@PamSesheta
@PamSesheta 2 года назад
As an aside, the issue of light being as old as it is from the universe around us, and the fact that I could *measure* the speed of light was like, it was the exact thing that made me wonder: "why on Earth am I trying to rationalize all this Creationist stuff, when I can just glance up on a clear night and be refuted, and instantly lose all predictive power?" I realized I couldn't DO anything with Creationist "science". It's just a peanut gallery that has nothing of substance to apply to models. As a young Christian that believed in all this YEC stuff because I was just soaked in it by my parents, I had NO opportunity to find anything outside of the tight control of my parents. No internet, no mail, no physically exiting the house, no outside influences or witty writers. I didn't lose my faith in any showy way or because of trauma. No sky-daddy-issues to unpack here. It was sitting in the dark, quietly pondering about light. That was all it took to end my belief in God.
@nobodyimportant2470
@nobodyimportant2470 2 года назад
And God said, "let there be light" but the universe was still in early access and it took a few million years for that feature to be added so god waited before continuing creation all the while contemplating why it was using such a buggy engine.
@leonsanders2595
@leonsanders2595 2 года назад
Thanks Emma for the cc they are great. Thanks to your Pations for making you more accessible. I'm glade you did the review as I could not make it thought the first into.
@gmansard641
@gmansard641 2 года назад
Emma, I'd like to suggest that you review the "classic" Fundamentalist end-of-world-scare-the-crap-out-of-the-kids Rapture film, Thief in the Night. 45 years later my wife still finds it disturbing, but fortunately my family was Catholic so I am immune.
@tronvillain
@tronvillain 2 года назад
There's a whole trilogy, and it really goes off the rails by the last one.
@inanimatecarbongod
@inanimatecarbongod 2 года назад
@@tronvillain There's actually *four* of them. From what I have heard of them via God Awful Movies, I'm not sure they were on the rails in the first place... or that there even were rails as such.
@tronvillain
@tronvillain 2 года назад
Right, forgot about Prodigal Planet.
@joshboydtheactor
@joshboydtheactor 2 года назад
“Is that a torch in your pocket or are you happy to see me?” “Oh I forgot I had the torch”
@neonshadow5005
@neonshadow5005 2 года назад
"And I think Derrick might be an idiot .." I think you might be right Emma.
@archivist17
@archivist17 2 года назад
Bearing in mind, of course, that Derrick is just a character, and it does not *necessarily* follow that Eric is an idiot too. 😄
@bradweir6993
@bradweir6993 2 года назад
@@archivist17 Yes he is.
@choczynski
@choczynski 2 года назад
I will say one thing in defense of this movie. I was a security guard for many years, people who explicitly sought out unsupervised night time jobs in empty buildings almost always immediately went to sleep once they were alone. Highly realistic.
@opaaaaaaaaaa
@opaaaaaaaaaa 2 года назад
Just a heads up, that camaro is maybe like 15 thousand dollars at best. It's a slightly older model with no trim package...honestly they are used as rental cars a lot in the states...
@kolgrimthunderhammer
@kolgrimthunderhammer 2 года назад
Was just thinking that is like the classic "want to look like you have the money for a muscle car" kind of muscle car. Its the kind of thing you often see people of lesser means being duped into buying as a status symbol by our f'ed up version of capitalism. That and basically being pressured into buying merch from his new job on his first day puts a bit of a strange spin on the film by the end of it.
@SR-ry6hs
@SR-ry6hs 2 года назад
@@kolgrimthunderhammer exactly, and I think I've seen some night guards driving that exact same model.
@MotownModels
@MotownModels 2 года назад
@@kolgrimthunderhammer ... or the guy just wanted a base model Camaro 😂 it's a cheap car, nobody in the states sees these as "status" cars because they're so common
@b.arc.5118
@b.arc.5118 2 года назад
Searched the comments looking to see if someone had already pointed this out. Like any Creationist argument, it appears impressive, but it’s really just a dated V6 Chevy rental.
@Heimdal001
@Heimdal001 2 года назад
It isn't a bad sports car, but yeah, it isn't an expensive one in the slightest. People regularly spend more on trucks. They definitely gave the character that car to (cheaply) display him as ignorant and impractical. Though, it isn't actually too impractical to the life they portray the guy to have ...And he isn't any less ignorant at the end either.
@artemisia4718
@artemisia4718 2 года назад
Loved your melting clock! My favorite "mashup" ever - Alice's Adventures in Wonderland + Salvador Dalí imagery. Dalí illustrated a special Alice's edition, BTW, which was reprinted in an edition affordable for the average mortal a few years back. ** Off topic, I know.
@FrikInCasualMode
@FrikInCasualMode 2 года назад
"Ah! Finally a real answer!" "God did it." 😫
@vintagearisen
@vintagearisen 2 года назад
Mental gymnastics is believing God is powerful enough to miraculously speed up light but somehow not powerful enough to think of a better way to do things than condemn the vast majority of humanity to hell
@Gabrieliuka
@Gabrieliuka 2 года назад
I wanted to thank you for the captions investment! I'm not hard of hearing nor a foreign language learner who needs it but I do have friends in both of these categories and I just wanted to add my voice that your efforts to make your work more accessible are seen and appreciated. Keep on keeping on!
@qrangejuice8225
@qrangejuice8225 2 года назад
That explanation of why light is at earth from millions of light-years away is the Christian equivalent of "iunno, a wizard did it"
@nobodyimportant2470
@nobodyimportant2470 2 года назад
It is pretty stupid. If god is all powerful and and created everything then why wouldn't it have just made the speed of light fast enough to reach Earth in that time? God created light so god set the universal constant so why set it up in a way that wouldn't work. Oh wait god is infallible so much like Maxwell Smart god said "Would you believe, I meant to do that" and chose to work around the obvious problem instead of admitting screwing up and fixing it.
@abaq92
@abaq92 2 года назад
The Giant Chicken names are an absolute delight :) And highly appreciate the captions. Loving the showmanship, the quality of the videos is increasing in an incredible fashion. Super happy to be watching and supporting this channel :D
@nicolasandre9886
@nicolasandre9886 2 года назад
You probably summed it very well, the main problem with the Creation Museum is that it's run by creationists to push creationist ideas. Otherwise it would be a great museum!
@ajmeyers5661
@ajmeyers5661 2 года назад
I thoroughly enjoyed this video. It also made me think how much I'd love to see an Emma/Gutsick Gibbon crossover, sort of like the Emma/Sciman Dan crossover
@briannewton3535
@briannewton3535 2 года назад
Dang... I commented similar, except about four hours after you. I'm always so late to the party 🙄...
@uncleanunicorn4571
@uncleanunicorn4571 2 года назад
It takes a big God to create false evidence of an old universe just to trick us.
@PunkWyrks
@PunkWyrks 2 года назад
I don't know what I appreciate more; the ginormous mug or the captions. Ember should sponsor you. Like for real.
@patrickday8067
@patrickday8067 2 года назад
The Camaro at the beginning is one of the cheaper cars you can buy in the US. Just FYI!
@1areyouserious
@1areyouserious 2 года назад
What I find hysterical (which no pastor goes near) is after the flood Noah and Family had to have an "Incest Fest" to repopulate the world.
@mouthofspaghetti7817
@mouthofspaghetti7817 2 года назад
Not just normal disgusting incest, incest with a 500 year old man.
@pecky88
@pecky88 2 года назад
It's incredible that the opening scene is already so hard to get past. Flash sports car as a nightwatch guy. Disbelief already shattered in scene 1.
@CollinGerberding
@CollinGerberding 2 года назад
12:33 Dear Editor Emma Does this "teleport" break the 180-degree rule? I nitpick, I know. Still, wouldn't it make more sense to have both individuals on the same side pre- and post- teleport? And maybe have the same distance to camera and pan back to expose the change in background. But who has time for match cuts? Was curious and you've the editing experience and all I have is... well, I'm getting better at Blender...
@EmmaThorneVideos
@EmmaThorneVideos 2 года назад
Good catch! All the other teleports they managed to keep the two on the same side, shame to let it slip. I have never had an eye for 3D so I admire anyone who can use Blender even the tiniest bit 😂
@asterix7842
@asterix7842 2 года назад
Sounds like the Star Wars misquote was probably in character for Derek. it's how most people remember the quote, so I don't have a problem with it, like when someone says "Play it again, Sam" or "Scotty, beam us up".
@brothajohn
@brothajohn 2 года назад
It’s amazing there is an entire museum dedicated to ignorance and delusion
@brunozeigerts6379
@brunozeigerts6379 2 года назад
There is an entry for this movie on IMDb... I left two entries in the goof section... one about the Lucy misinterpretation, the other for the light year problem.
@nickgagnon3626
@nickgagnon3626 2 года назад
I saw those. Nice.
@katieell4084
@katieell4084 2 года назад
Don't forget the Vader misquote.
@jy285
@jy285 2 года назад
I love Christian film responses. You make delightful content, Emma!
@nathanielwos2141
@nathanielwos2141 2 года назад
Thank you for the human captions! It makes it easier for me to enjoy your very thorough and balanced analysis.
@kitsunekierein7253
@kitsunekierein7253 2 года назад
Yes, there is a sequel and it adheres to the age old tradition of being significantly worse than the original. 😂
@FearlessNimue
@FearlessNimue 2 года назад
The table with the brick towers is a subliminal message. If you look carefully the castle built on the half-hidden bible us straight and sturdy. While the tower built upon the scientific books laid in plain sight is crooked and falling down.
@lentevanzyl9643
@lentevanzyl9643 2 года назад
This movie seems like comedic gold! Too bad it’s completely unintentional
@vanhouten64
@vanhouten64 Год назад
My boss and his wife took their kid to this museum...when they got back I overheard him telling somebody on the phone "oh, it's so wonderful and well-done...it shows how there are rocks that are supposed to be younger than the ones on top of them, and how that means geologists are wrong"
@gozzilla177
@gozzilla177 2 года назад
Traumatic story is required to be atheist? Weird.... I asked questions they couldn't answer no matter yet science provided much more answers and if I wanted could test said answer and get similar results. That's it i like the scientific method more then the "trust me bro" method lol
@MatthewSmith-pv6gd
@MatthewSmith-pv6gd 2 года назад
"How does that work?" "IDK, magic?" "You've got a point, I'm convinced."
@manfredpolster1732
@manfredpolster1732 2 года назад
Hello Emma. Hope your weekend is fabulous. 🤘🤠
@markvonwisco7369
@markvonwisco7369 2 года назад
Good job on this roast/review. BTW, did a quick search on Amazon, there is a T. Rex costume available for purchase in the UK.
@thechatteringmagpie
@thechatteringmagpie 2 года назад
I look forward to your review of the sequel.
@TheRogueCorner
@TheRogueCorner 2 года назад
Just wanted to say, i stumbled across one of your videos the other day while listening to vids at work. 6 hrs down, 6 hrs to go, loving the content and how "listen" friendly it is so far lol
@bongus3227
@bongus3227 2 года назад
so I was dragged to this museum a few years ago and all the dragons and stuff were there and idk if I was just there at the same time they filmed it what happened. either way the museum sucks except for some dinosaurs and bugs. but a plus is they had a dip and dots stand outside and a zip line that I never got to try because it was too expensive 👍 edit: also my dad bought in the gift shop a dvd where bill nye and some dude from the museum debated each other about evolution vs creation and he made me watch the entire thing 👁👄👁
@JeddtheJedi
@JeddtheJedi 2 года назад
I think the dragon stuff is supposed to explain how myths featuring dragons, including those from China, were all based on sightings of actual dinosaurs that had survived past the extinction.
@johannamorgan9430
@johannamorgan9430 2 года назад
The world needs a gif of your reaction at 10:40 😂😂😂 Lovely work!
@milksheihk
@milksheihk 2 года назад
Funny that creationists would use an "evolution is racist" argument, Fundamentalist/evangelical Christian denominations tend to be pretty racist among all their other bigotry.
@milksheihk
@milksheihk 2 года назад
I made this comment before I got to the part where you commented on it by the way.
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