NIGHT SWIM Review + Rant 

THIS IS LOOOONG and I slowly lose my shit as it goes on

I’m at the point where I no longer get excited when I hear Blumhouse is producing a film.

Mike unleashed on Blumhouse. I love what he said. I pray Blumhouse never gets the rights to Nightmare on Elm Street

I remember the glory days when I was excited about any project from Blumhouse but that came to a screeching halt. For some time now it’s been a sea of either mediocrity or complete shit with a couple diamonds here & there. Thanks Mike for your continued sacrifice & service lol 👏🙏

This feels like one of the old reviews. Your anger makes us grow stronger. 😂

16:13 LMAO this is the first vid i’ve seen of urs i subbed instantly

“Lady you’re scaring us”

It's wild because Wyatt Russel is a really good actor and he's good at being an intimidating person - just look to "Overlord" to see that. The script and director must have just been absolutely awful

I respect the fact that you say what you think instead of wanting your quote on the poster . Always appreciate your videos . Keep it up Mike! Have a good day

Rant Mike is hilarious 😂

2:56 When you think about it, muggers were jump scaring before it was cool.

This movie sounds like a floater! “JENNY!!! COME LOOK, SOMEONE SHIT IN THE POOL!!!” 🤣

This is everything. Mike I haven’t laughed out loud like this in a long time …..so thank you . Best review ever 😂 One of your best mate . I agree with everything.

It wouldn’t be so bad if most Blumhouse films didn’t feel like a cash grabs most of the time, but this film feels no different. There was no need for this film at all. Like, the horror genre would be perfectly fine without it. Thanks for taking on for the team here, Mike, lol. It’s so sad that we are in 2024 & we are still saying that most horror films feel soulless & empty.

Love you bro,started showing my girl your videos and she finds you hilarious too. Much love from a fellow Kentuckian

I just went to the theater to go see this. Within 5 min the movie broke and they couldn’t get it working and offered a refund. Lol. I guess that was a good thing. And that’s how I stumbled across this video. I’m sure this video was more entertaining than the movie. Never look back! 😂 Thanks for the review & laughs.

We appreciate your dedication, Mike!

Thank you, Mike. I am sitting in Taco Bell and nearly choke on my Mexican Pizza Taco Supreme from laughing so hard

It wants something in return 😂 I watched your review before seeing the movie and one that part came up I started laughing uncontrollably…and then got escorted out😂 laughed all the way until I got into my car

Pointless, souless, bane of our existence? Ah, you mean the Blumhouse Halloween trilogy, Exorcist and Black Christmas movies?

This “movie” reminds me of the American Dad episode about the killer hot tub that was voiced by CeLo Green lol

Lost it in the theater at “You’re supposed to say POLO!” 😂😂😂 Waste of 30$ for my and my girlfriend’s tickets.

This review was well worth however many million blumhouse spent on that movie.. laughed my ass off!!😂😂 Mike your the man!

I remember seeing the commercial for this and just thinking to myself “Why the Fuck?!” 😂 looked like stupid trash

I just got back home from the theatre..... Empty....Soulless.....MASSIVE TURD. This film did a fantastic job making a very fun trailer but (spoiler alert!!!!), it was incredibly misleading. Looked like a 7-8 outta 10 Horror-movie but.......Definitely NOT how I wanted to start my 2024 in the theatre. Then again, I can’t be selfish, 2023 was INCREDIBLE for film and movie theatres. A concept centered around a haunted pool would always be a challenging task for a movie, and ‘Nightswim’ is proof of that. While it’s made competently enough, it’s so tepid and mundane that you almost zone out many times. There are hardly any real scares or thrills, and the movie struggles to maintain any kind of tension, despite the cast trying their best to keep some interest alive. It has a very direct-to-video feel as well, as the movie does the bare minimum without going for the jugular and providing an unhinged, bonkers experience. 2.4/10 ⭐️ #nightswim 🚨 EDIT: the special effects and “monsters” were the worst IV ever seen in a longggggg time!!!!!! 🚨

I could not stop laughing at your rant.... 😂... thanks for taking one for the team.. I will not waste my time or money on this movie!!

Mike going the fuck off is hilarious. This is the funniest review I've seen in a while. Thank you!!

I hate that you saw such a horrible movie...but ty for suffering through it for us. Omg I'd pay the ticket price to see you act it out. This was the best reaction. I'm dead... I laughed so hard. This made my day. Ty

I have to see this now so I can laugh hysterically 😂😂😂

I honestly just went to see it so I could be in on the joke with horror fans about how bad it was. Your review was hilarious ! Thank you !!!

It feels like all the jump scares that were supposed to be in five nights at Freddy’s ended up in night swim

The scariest part of this film was the thought of Bill in a G-String

Mike, you're hands down the best reviewer on the tubes. 🙌 It's like talking with your mate about the film afterwards. 🤣 ... and I appreciate the pain you went through watching this disturbing dickcheese of a film for this review!

Amityville horror was the perfect movie analogy for this movie lmaoo

Lmao I knew not to watch this movie just by seeing the trailer and the premise. Your video was entertaining and really just confirmed my knowledge on the movie anyway. After watching horror for years, I'm glad I have somewhat of an intuition to know what to avoid, even though I can still be surprised at times. I'm glad you were able to make the best out of the situation with this review though 😂

I love your reviews. Whenever I've got the blues, I watch your video. Keep up the content !!!

Thanks for saving me from having to watch this! I will be waiting for my jump scares!!

Dear God that Smile Reference still gets me 👀👀

the bloated guy reminded me of old greg

It's as bad as the Ryan Reynolds Amityville. Another guy you can't take seriously in a horror film.

Jason Blum is an actual genius and y'all just clearly hating....My man is now the Adam Sandler of Horror, strictly for Jump Scare Virgins.

"Why do they come to me to die?" - Ed O'Neil (Wayne's World) 😂

Interestingly enough, the children’s show are you afraid of the dark did this plot better with dead man’s float

In early 2021, Blumhouse has like 15-20 movies shooting in LA all at once (all low budget). Any studio who does is going to put out 90% garbage

Its Amityville Horror just with a pool, the cat named Cider was the best character lol

The pool looks cool at night 😂😂

My thoughts exactly! You summed it up! This was a 1.

This review is 1000000x more entertaining than the actual movie 😂

Well articulated review! When words can’t express cursing and cussing are all justified! I call night swim just Amityville pool at this point ha

I laughed my arse off at this rant 😆.

This is sad... One of my anticipated movies of the New Year. Well, I'm honestly not too surprised. Movies, nowadays, tend to strike out more than they hit home runs. When I saw the trailer for Night Swim, I was honestly wanting demonic entities in the pool - creatures with an art design similar to We Are Still Here or The Fog (original). When you talked about the ending, I had honestly thought of a few that would be better than that. In my choice ending - mind you I have not seen the film - I would have ended it with the "possessed" father trying to pull his family down, into the depths to drown them. The mother saves her kid(s) from the dad, kicking him in the face to get away. And as the mother pulls her kid(s) to safety, they look back to the pool to see the "possessed" father standing on the floor of the pool, just staring straight up at them in a creepy, make-your-skin-crawl type of way. The pool lights do their thing and flicker until they suddenly go out and the pool is just completely blacked out. The scene dissolves into the next day where the mother gives an exposition dialogue about how "the pool gets what it wants..." Then we see the concrete truck filling up the pool to seal it off. And just as the film is about to end, we do a slow zoom on the pool's vacuum port where we hear a hushed whisper say, "baseball stuff..."

If only they show more of the evil spirit but it was like the ending that the spirit showed itself in a scary way when it popped the floating thing

U make me laugh so damn hard your awesome Mike

Waynes world “why did they come to me to die”

Damn Mike ! Blunderhouse played a trick on Youuuu ! Sucks ! I can't wait for the Final Chapter of the Exorcist Trilogy - Exorcist: Underachiever where Regan puts Pazuzu in the Grinder !!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Love yalls updates..yall keep killing it..I see 500,000 subs in 2024...a million in 2025...let's do it to it lars!!

Absolutely incredible video! Thank you! 😅❤

Just saw it lol I liked it , but also I can't deny , your criticism is spot on lol 😂 I went in with low expectations

Sounds like Jaynis going to love this movie!!!!

27 minutes of what it seems like Mike losing his shit sounds like a blast!

This is the Greatest Movie Review I've ever seen! LMAO

4:45 is 1000% funnier out of context.

Blum house sucks. I’ll never forgive them for what they did to Halloween. It caused me to check out Rob Zombies films and realized they’re really scary and brutal. I no longer hate RZH2. I pray Jason never gets ahold of Elm St or Friday.

I'm not saying I enjoy when Mike rants, because that means he's mad. But WOW when he goes off. Get the popcorn. Buckle up. Cause you know the points will be valid.

What jaws did for sharks this movie will do for swimming pools.

This movie feels like a parody movie that you would see playing in the background of another movie.

I remember once i almost broke my jaw jumping into a pool incorrectly. That is way scarier than whatever the fuck this movie was.

I like this guys humor 😂

“NOW IT’S TIME TO TAKE A DIP!” Love that! Better than Jeepers Creepers remake? Lol

I asked chat gpt to make a demon in a closet film and it did the same basically lol

I’m still pissed off about what Blumhouse did with Halloween kills and Halloween and J😫😠😞🤮

You just saved me from a movie theatre visit today lol (16:48 😭)

Loved it honesty. Not brain dead characters. Wife and kids see shit, stay out of pool. Except one to try and rescue the cat but he’s young so… Daughter didn’t hesitate to try and take dad out. And they filled pool in.

I love your rants. 😂

You never cease to make me laugh Mike. Bless you Bro

This movie sounds GREAT!!!! I'm glad you enjoyed it so much!

This video just saved me 11 dollars. Thank you so much Mike. You deserve a medal.

Why wyatt Russell chose to be in this is beyond me haha

Was debating seeing this with my son, but not anymore! Thanks Mike!

Aw man I was hoping the thing in the pool looked like the pool ghoul from Are You Afraid of the Dark 😢 Fantastic rant btw haha

“We’ve all swam in a pool at night…” oh I can see this isn’t a review for me.

BLUMHOUSE = AMERICAN TEENS - The problem with these productions is in America you can go see the movie's no matter what your age.. I believe there's one restriction is it R? Or one above R??? In other countries, like the UK.. we have a 12+ which means a 12 year old can see a 12 rated film WITH an adult.. Most horror films are rated at least 15 and usually like Scream at 18.. so nobody is getting in to see a 15 or 18 unless your that age and have ID.. I feel like all these new movies like Megan and Five Nights are not really horror movies.. they've removed all the swearing and dumbed down the gore to be tiktok popular for young teens who can see a 15 in the USA or whatever you rate it.

Great shirt Mike!!! B-182!!!

Damn; you sounded exactly like I did after I saw the 2021 Mortal Kombat movie (and how I still sound whenever anyone mentions that bucket of elephant diarrhea when I’m within earshot).

I wanted to see this movie, but I’m really glad that I watched your review. By the way, I think you’re absolutely hilarious and I never laughed so hard before just watching your reactions and making fun of it! 😂😂

This has to be one of the better movie reviews I‘ve listened to in a long time. Well said. 😂

Always appreciate the brutal honesty. Was planning on seeing this! Not anymore. Blumhouse is going downhill fast. Totally worth the 27 minutes🤣 thanks, Mike!!

The ending reminded me of an episode of Goosebumps lol

I consider your review the movie & damn was it a riot 😂😂🤣

I'm sorry for your loss...of sanity LOL! Appreciate your sacrifice of approximately 90 minutes of your life you’ll never get back. I saw the trailer for this #@it and thought “Really, a haunted pool??!!” If you really want a movie that’ll make you want to drown yourself in the movie theater’s men’s room toilet, try “Highlander 2”. Love your work, keep it up.

Opening night and the Wife and I were the only ones in the theater. I felt like I was drowning in suck watching it

This will go down as a classic WWAM review!!

lol my man Mike. Love that y’all’s taste in movies is identical to mine and I can pretty much follow your lead on everything that comes out

By looking at the thumbnail I knew I had to play the “Take a shot every time” mike says a curse word game 😂 got me all fucked up 😵‍💫 we love rant Mike it’s iconic 🤌

So then I'll wait until it comes on streaming thanks for the review and video as always my dude

This didn’t look good to begin with . Seeing it tonight because I need to post my review. I have a strong feeling “Imaginary “ will be awful too

Thank God for AMC A-List lol I feel like Movies like this is why AMC Invented A-List & Regals invented Unlimited lol

I knew better, if the movies 1hr 28 minutes I’m not watching it. I learned my lesson.

Mike! Which movie is Better! Jeepers Creepers Reborn or Night Swim? 😅

I love how much you hate these garbage movies. It makes my heart warm. ❤️ I was planning to skip this entirely but you're breakdown of it was highly amusing