Nightcore - Sarcasm 

Me: It's crazy to talk to yourself? Me: No.

*FAILURE FIND ME* Hang on I am still eating cereal

I could be the hotel and you could be the trivago.

I'm not emo, I just have good taste in music.

I listen to this while doing my homework. Calms the soul...

*"Failure find me!"* I'm here buddy.

The emo: * listening to this during study hall* Me: * trying not to sing along* Emo: failure... me: FIND MEEE!

did anyone else religiously listen to this 4+ years ago or am i just old

is it just me or is this a great breakup song

Pay attention to the end. It's really important.

This is peak nightcore. I must have listened to this for at least 300 times by now.

The three types of people listening to this: The Emos The fucked up inside ones The people with good taste 😎

"Watch me choke it down so, I can throw it up" My thoughts when someone serves me beans.

Me: listens to this song My friends: ew I’m not being friends with a edgy person Me: no ur not being friends with someone with good music

Guys i'm not emo or satanist,I just like this song.

Me: Listening to the song at 2 am in the backyard with HUGE speakers* Mental hospital workers: *Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time*

1:04 Have a Snickers. You're not you when you're hungry.

Please don't tell me I'm the only one addicted to the chorus.

*I could be the executioner, you could be the convicted.*

"you pollute the room with a filthy tongue" me: they know about the washing machines

"Failure find me" I'm Almost there I'll be there in about.. 20secs

This song always calms me down when I'm angry...

I have had this song on my playlist for 7 years and still love it.

Mom to her friends: She is a sweet child Me: literally screaming this song in my room

I fucking remember this nightcore version was an obbsession. I drew the picture and wrote the lyrics in my diary.. I was creepy 3 years ago. I actually enjoy this version and the original still. Cant get it off of replay ;-;

I could be the cook and you could be the dinner

I heard this song when I was about 13 (when the song just came out)... now I'm a total metalhead! I'm so thankful for the impact nightcore music has had on my current taste in music.

this is a good song, it has a clear meaning, it just conveys it in a dark way that most people don't feel comfortable with. I appreciate it. Don't judge people for their taste. Love to y'all

This is the song that got me into nightcore ❗

" don't mind us we're just spilling our guts " me: ok I don't care

This the edgiest thing to exist but its still really good

Me: *listening to this while having flashbacks from Danganronpa*

"FAILURE FIND ME" Ok, I'm on my way !

it's been forever since I've listened to this , my first nightcore song STILL REMEBER THE WORDS

Why was my grandmother dancing to this.

I was singing this in class and the ‘IT’ girl sat behind me started singing along. *shook* (edit) okay first of all you misunderstand me . ‘it’ girl is a term where I live where it’s basically a pick me girl who is really popular and likes all the mainstream stuff , so before you go all out calling me transphobic or homophobic I suggest you read the comments I’ve replied to : ) thanks for your time , and you’re rude ass replies .

Re-visiting this amazing song nightcore after so long...funny looking back on it, this song once ironically convinced me not to die. Strange how music does that to you huh? One of the first and still one of the best nightcores I've ever heard. Thank you.

Somebody needs a snickers

Comments on the original song: This is the best edgy song Comments on the nightcore song: Mmm... calms the soul

i didnt hear it from like 7 years damn . still loving it

I want more scary songs. o-o Who else?!

Comment Section: 43% My Mom Doesn't Like Me Listening To This 56% Everyone Thinks I'm Insane When I Sing This Song Out Loud 1% WOULD EVERYONE JUST STFU! YOUR NOT INSANE, AND NO ONE CARES WHETHER YOU SING OR NOT, LIKE DEAR GOD!

I'm currently watching this wearing a bread bag on my head, while my brother is stood in the corner contemplating his existence

"whO'S liSTEniNg iN 2021?" Edit: Twas supposed to be satirical, but if people are having fun, then I'm not gonna ruin it for everyone

i love this song who wants more evil songs

*you can be the corpse and i can be the killer if i could be the devil you could be the sinner if you could be the drug i could be the deal* *sings in class and hides in my hoodie as everyone looks at me weird*

Me when I go to bed: My inner demon: how did it go today? Me: I’ve been pretending to be normal, as usual.

You've got me shaking from the way you're talking My heart is breaking but there's no use crying What a cyanide surprise you have left for my eyes If I had common sense I'd cut myself or curl up and die Sticks and stones could break my bones But anything you say will only fuel my lungs Don't mind us we're just spilling our guts If this is love I don't wanna be loved You pollute the room with a filthy tongue Watch me choke it down so I can throw it up. Don't mind us we're just spilling our guts If this is love I don't wanna be hanging by the neck Before an audience of death. You could be the corpse and I could be the killer If I could be the devil, you could be the sinner You could be the drugs and I could be the dealer Everything you say is like music to my ears You could be the corpse and I could be the killer If I could be the devil, you could be the sinner You could be the drugs and I could be the dealer Everything you say is like music to my, music to my ears Don't mind us we're just spilling our guts If this is love I don't wanna be loved You pollute the room with a filthy tongue Watch me choke it down so I can throw it up. Don't mind us we're just spilling our guts If this is love I don't wanna be hanging by the neck Before an audience of death (Before an audience) Failure find me To tie me up now 'Cause I'm as bad, as bad as it gets Failure find me To hang me up now By my neck cause I'm a fate worse than death What a cyanide surprise you have left for my eyes If I had common sense I'd cut myself or curl up and die Don't mind us we're just spilling our guts If this is love I don't wanna be loved You pollute the room with a filthy tongue Watch me choke it down so I can throw it up Don't mind us we're just spilling our guts If this is love I don't wanna be hanging by the neck Before an audience Don't mind us we're just spilling our guts If this is love I don't wanna be loved You pollute the room with a filthy tongue Watch me choke it down so I can Don't mind us we're just spilling our guts If this is love I don't wanna be hanging by the neck Before an audience of death

25% of comments - I'M INSANE 25% of comments - YOU'RE NOT INSANE 50% of comments - 25% of comments...

I'm sooo insane since I listen to this music!!! :DD I was being SARCASTIC. DUNDUNDUUUUN

Don't mind us we're just spilling our guts! School janitor: IM ON MY WAY NOW- My mom: Hold my mop.

Demon under my Bed: TURN IT UP me: You like it????! Demon: Obviously Me: ok Demon: >:) MOM: WTF IS WRONG WITH THAT SONG YOUR IN BIG TROUBLE Me: I hate you Demon: Cool

This song calms me.. I've always wanted to sing this to my whole school... THATS IT. I NEED HELP.

you could be the meme and i could be pewdiepie

Sometimes a girl must return to her roots

If you've had a obsession with this song you most likely had a obsession with wolf in sheeps clothing

this comment section is comprised of.. 35% homestuck fanboys 25% nightcore fanboys 20% corpse party fanboys 15% creepypastas 5% people who dont care

Excellent job, better than the versions I listened to way before this. Thankfully it isn't distorted like most of the other said versions.

No one: Not even a soul: Me who hasn't even hear of the band before and listened to this once and now is obsessed with it: *singing along happily* (EDIT: yes I have heard of Set it off now i finally found them after a few years of searching -google was very unhelpful- I still love this song amoong many others)

Day 3 of being “emo”: The group of emos,edgelords, and e-girls and boys have discovered me listening to this and adopted me as one of their own. I am currently in the Hot Topic bathroom as they try to make me into one of their own. I’m wearing high waisted jeans with platform vans and a chained belt. My shirt is a black tee that says “ready to die.” With an image of a devil, I’m wearing round black tinted glasses and cross earrings and the edgelord just shouted for the e-girl to get more eyeliner. The upside to this is that they know a few guys at Hot Topic and i can get clothes and anime merch for cheap.

1:58 threw 2:08 is my favorite part

"Fuck you all" 10/10 Best part.

Me in class having a fight:”don’t mind us we’re just spilling our guts”

Edgy kids everywhere, rise for our national anthem

God Damn felt that one well good luck sanity

*mom walks in* mom:WHAT THE HELL me:its get scared and I find it relaxing mom:relaxing my ass *leaves* me:well then onto the other songs.

i’m the girliest, preppiest type of person you’ll ever meet and i honestly adore showing people my music taste and seeing their shocked faces

7 years later and this song is still the best to listen to

Everyone says it took ages for them to realize the picture was Sayaka, then there's me who clicked on the video BECAUSE it was Sayaka XD

steps to making a night core song: 1.) speed up the audio a bit 2.) make the voices higher pitched linking with the audio speed 3.) put an edgy anime character as the thumbnail

All my teachers consider me to be all girly just because I wear light colored clothing from time to time, and I tend to be caught listening to rap. So when my teachers unplugged my headset in creative writting class they were completely shocked as to why I was listening to this song during our "Pick your favorite song and turn it into a story" project. Turns out this song got me an A+ on the assignment!

Finally I found someone who actually knows about this anime.

The most favorite line from this song I personally like is the way he says "Don't mind us we're are just spilling our guts!!!"

When your best friend tells you that your senpai is an anime character

I've just noticed this pic is Sayaka from Madoka Magica and the depiction of her depression....damn...that is dark for an image like this...

Who still here 2019 ? 🔊

DOES LITERALLY NO ONE NOTICE THAT IT SAYS F U ALL AT THE END!

I've been listening to this song for 3 hours... XD

this is where it all started, five years later and i’m still emo af

back into my nightmare phase :)

girlfriend leaves the room for a moment. turns volume up full. "what are you doing?" "You could be the corpse and i could be the killer, I could be the devil you can be the sinner, you could be the drugs and i could be the dealer." "you need help" "FAILURE FIND ME!" "i'm calling the cops" "If this is love, i don't want to be loved!" "911..." *Into the phone* "Don't mind us were just spilling our guts." *couple minutes later* "Um... you know the cops are coming." "You pollute the room with a filthy tongue." "we are breaking up" "My heart is breaking but there's no use crying" "Good!" "sticks and stones could break my bones, but anything you say will only fuel my lungs." *cops arrive.* "Finally" "HANDS IN THE AIR!" "what a cyanide surprise you have left for my eyes" "you don't even know what that means. Officers either arrest him, or shoot him" "If i had common sense id cut myself or curl up and die." *cops look at each other* "what are you doing, I said arrest him already." *cops laugh* (all together)"don't mind us were just spilling our guts, if this is love i don't want to be hanging by the neck, before an audience of death!" "I hate men" *EX girlfriend leaves the building*

"Fuck off!" XD

Listening it after years, amazing!

This is better than the original :0

Don't mind us were just spilling our guts!

lyrics: You've got me shaking from the way you're talking My heart is breaking but there's no use crying What a cyanide surprise you have left for my eyes If I had common sense I'd cut myself or curl up and die Sticks and stones could break my bones But anything you say will only fuel my lungs Don't mind us we're just spilling our guts If this is love I don't wanna be loved You pollute the room with a filthy tongue Watch me choke it down so I can throw it up. Don't mind us we're just spilling our guts If this is love I don't wanna be hanging by the neck Before an audience of death. You could be the corpse and I could be the killer If I could be the devil, you could be the sinner You could be the drugs and I could be the dealer Everything you say is like music to my ears You could be the corpse and I could be the killer If I could be the devil, you could be the sinner You could be the drugs and I could be the dealer Everything you say is like music to my, music to my ears Don't mind us we're just spilling our guts If this is love I don't wanna be loved You pollute the room with a filthy tongue Watch me choke it down so I can throw it up. Don't mind us we're just spilling our guts If this is love I don't wanna be hanging by the neck Before an audience of death (Before an audience) Failure find me To tie me up now 'Cause I'm as bad, as bad as it gets Failure find me To hang me up now By my neck cause I'm a fate worse than death What a cyanide surprise you have left for my eyes If I had common sense I'd cut myself or curl up and die Don't mind us we're just spilling our guts If this is love I don't wanna be loved You pollute the room with a filthy tongue Watch me choke it down so I can throw it up Don't mind us we're just spilling our guts If this is love I don't wanna be hanging by the neck Before an audience Don't mind us we're just spilling our guts If this is love I don't wanna be loved You pollute the room with a filthy tongue Watch me choke it down so I can Don't mind us we're just spilling our guts If this is love I don't wanna be hanging by the neck Before an audience of death.

Thank you for this amazing song, it really made my day man, really!

why does this sound like Set It Off??? haha nice song

Like this song:)

Saw the AMV of Corpse party. Gave me this chills. I perfer the Manga much more, but I'm gonna watch the anime now, and I know I'll be scared for life

This used to be my favourite song when I was 6. :') Beautiful.

Gods this was made 8 years ago. I never stopped listening 🎶🎶🎶

I love Madaka Magica and Sayaka is one of my favorites

1.25 speed

I knew this song when I was 5 years old, I couldn’t even spell the song’s name.

I love how sarcastic he sounds the first line I'm sure that was the point but I just can't help giggling and fangirling over how hilarious it would be for someone to say this someone else like you got me shaking😮 But not really it's just so good

That moment when the Nightcore version of a song has more views than the actual song.

Does this remind anyone else of corpse party..?

Oh hello you're back Well might as well take a seat to enjoy nostalgy yet once again

I just remembered this song Can’t believe its been so long