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@matts.6234
@matts.6234 3 года назад
Good on Conan for telling the cameraman not to zoom into that guy.
@rohailaayansiddiqui6330
@rohailaayansiddiqui6330 3 года назад
I know a lesbian host who would've shamed that guy if all this happened in her show😂
@valerio2230
@valerio2230 3 года назад
😄
@BbGun-lw5vi
@BbGun-lw5vi 3 года назад
Rohail Aayan Siddiqui 🤣🤣🤣
@seanpurcell4718
@seanpurcell4718 3 года назад
Lol
@tkaki6029
@tkaki6029 3 года назад
No doubt. Hilarious also
@AntonioGee
@AntonioGee 4 года назад
"Don't put the camera on micropenis man!" Lmao Conan always delivering some great lines.
@Pred0
@Pred0 4 года назад
Cuz it's Conan
@robhost4271
@robhost4271 4 года назад
And right after that Andy richter came into the frame 😂
@KEVMAN7987
@KEVMAN7987 4 года назад
Back on Late Night they would have jumped to a close-up of Max Weinberg with a stamped "micropenis" on screen.
@Drizzle600
@Drizzle600 4 года назад
And yet Fallon gets the prime slot!? 🙄🤦🏼‍♂️
@augustagajoshestep
@augustagajoshestep 4 года назад
@@robhost4271 I saw that too. 😂
@cetti4405
@cetti4405 3 года назад
"you have toys, hands, you can cheat on him"... This woman is insane😂😂😂
@spdadventurer1754
@spdadventurer1754 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂funny as hell isnt it
@thomasconrad365
@thomasconrad365 3 года назад
Absolutely insane...which is why...I’m now attracted to her....
@jeffhair3552
@jeffhair3552 3 года назад
@@spdadventurer1754 it's funny as a quick joke, the unfunny side is that With ALOT of women its actually true.
@fenecofeneco19
@fenecofeneco19 3 года назад
@@jeffhair3552 boo hoo
@NRoseM127
@NRoseM127 2 года назад
That was my favorite part 🤣
@crise40g
@crise40g 3 года назад
Basic rule of thumb: Under promise and over deliver.
@thecowboy9698
@thecowboy9698 3 года назад
That's actually not bad. In fact it reminds of line from one of the Star Trek movies, Scotty tells Kirk that it will take 3 hours to fix their engine, but Scotty can do it in one. I dont remember the scene exactly, but Kirk said something along the lines of: "Scotty, do you always claim a project will take longer than necessary to complete?" And Scotty replies: "Of course Captain, how else can I keep my reputation as a miracle worker?"
@s4lroachclip
@s4lroachclip 2 года назад
FOLLOWING THAT RULE, here is the money, then: Hey baby, lets go to the park, it will be great, YOU WON'T FEEL A THING! If that doesn't get you breakfast, tell her It will ONLY TAKE A MINUTE. Sure enough anyone can over deliver those promises, even if the first minute requires oral.
@DeathBringer769
@DeathBringer769 2 года назад
I had a friend who got laid all the time doing the complete opposite though, lol. Nearly every girl I'd talk to who he'd been with would say he'd over glorify it and talk big, but was lacking "down there" lmao. But it worked for him somehow. He kept getting women over and over again just talking a big game and exuding confidence, even though it was basically a sham.
@s4lroachclip
@s4lroachclip 2 года назад
@@DeathBringer769 most men do that. Just eat salads, that will do the trick.
@FloydPinkFan
@FloydPinkFan 2 года назад
@@thecowboy9698 a true king
@mariefl1958
@mariefl1958 4 года назад
This is not a comedy routine. This is a Ted Talk.
@doctaflo
@doctaflo 4 года назад
@Nigel Henry, you’re more of a stereotype than she ever could be...
@garbageboy9164
@garbageboy9164 4 года назад
Nigel Henry that’s just not a stereotype but go off
@dgrdst5810
@dgrdst5810 4 года назад
@Nigel Henry I actually agree with you, if yer gonna be sexist you need to be factual atleast, and this is factual
@unusuario5173
@unusuario5173 4 года назад
Her specials are somewhat that. The way she described anal sex was... Wow.
@urgfswallows
@urgfswallows 4 года назад
Mike Schwartz Nigel made a damn good point! He’s 100% correct! You on the other failed miserably!
@robertjensen9775
@robertjensen9775 4 года назад
“I’m going to shame my own boss?” Best line ever.
@AM-kr1pc
@AM-kr1pc 3 года назад
Omg that line was amazing. Haha
@sharoncohen318
@sharoncohen318 3 года назад
@DarthShuaider She's a comedian, it's all a bit lmao. It's literally her stand up
@viniciuseneas4036
@viniciuseneas4036 3 года назад
Loved that she took that out of the nowhere
@obiwankenobi9439
@obiwankenobi9439 3 года назад
@@viniciuseneas4036 it's not. It's a bit.
@MOCCHA101
@MOCCHA101 3 года назад
Save obama
@yuko3258
@yuko3258 3 года назад
I speak English as a second language, so her spitting so fast feels like a test and I think I passed it. Now on to Rap God.
@Max-me9ol
@Max-me9ol 3 года назад
lyrics: I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod Now, who thinks their arms are long enough To slap box, slap box? They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rap-bot asdasdasdgasgdgasgdhasgdgasgdhasdgagsdgagsdgasgd asdasdashdahsjdhashdzaszdahsdhashdhahsdhashdhasd asdhashdashdahsdhasihduqwhuhdqubsjdbajhsbduzqwgudhu asdbahjsbdubauzsbda why be a king when you can be a god?
@ricomarez7834
@ricomarez7834 3 года назад
You write and formulate thoughts in another language better than majority of native speakers.
@brdavis4471
@brdavis4471 3 года назад
Facts
@klondike69none85
@klondike69none85 2 года назад
if you are learning english please stop watching her. unless you want to learn the worst type of english
@44aske
@44aske 2 года назад
haha
@mattsdick
@mattsdick 3 года назад
I love how she doesn’t cut Conan off and always allows him to finish his sentence. Great guest
@Kinobambino
@Kinobambino 2 года назад
Right! She is a chatty girl but a chatty girl who knows when to let others speak is key
@philsurtees
@philsurtees 2 года назад
You mean, she allows him to keep talking when he rudely talks over the top of her? You love a woman who shuts the hell up and let's the man keep going when he interrupts her, is that it???
@Hchris101
@Hchris101 2 года назад
@@philsurtees arf arf. Bark byaörk
@ronswansonsdog2833
@ronswansonsdog2833 Год назад
Wow. I think you have no idea how incredibly sexist that comment was.
@levelwithz3779
@levelwithz3779 Год назад
@@philsurtees Thats it
@norman9291
@norman9291 4 года назад
She said more words in 7 minutes than I have in 7 years
@zlatanibrahimovicisbettert7980
@zlatanibrahimovicisbettert7980 3 года назад
Coz dogs cant talk
@thiagothumbsup8686
@thiagothumbsup8686 3 года назад
Women tend to have 15-30k words per day. While men average 6k word per day.
@2Times22
@2Times22 3 года назад
Τry Amy Shumer..She is faster.
@mikemcf33
@mikemcf33 3 года назад
@@2Times22 not nearly as funny though.
@luisventurajr4122
@luisventurajr4122 3 года назад
“I’m going to shame my own boss?” Best line ever.
@TheOssumPawesome
@TheOssumPawesome 3 года назад
I love her style of just rushing through punchlines instead of building up and pausing for laughs.
@benvlerick8303
@benvlerick8303 3 года назад
She says she does that out of fear of stopping being funny ;p
@LegendaryManSlayer93
@LegendaryManSlayer93 3 года назад
It seems to be common among female comedians. I wonder why...
@allosaurusfragilis7782
@allosaurusfragilis7782 3 года назад
True, good observation. Shes not bad, in that rude girl way
@birsingh5388
@birsingh5388 3 года назад
That the quality of the stand-up comedian
@tomgreenfan
@tomgreenfan 3 года назад
Id prefer a style of talking at a normal pace
@Me97202
@Me97202 2 года назад
“Hastily packed suitcase.” Can’t stop laughing.
@tjslam26
@tjslam26 2 года назад
You should've watched the clip where she actually says it on Conan first.
@s4lroachclip
@s4lroachclip 2 года назад
dropping down to the floor
@codinginflow
@codinginflow 3 года назад
That's how I as a German imagine a stereotypical US American TV show
@arturovidaurri84
@arturovidaurri84 3 года назад
The funniest thing as that connan went to Harvard to end up talking about dicks and vaginas on Tv.
@codinginflow
@codinginflow 3 года назад
@@arturovidaurri84 😂
@rodturner6759
@rodturner6759 3 года назад
Are you the stereotypical German engineer? You should tape your own mouth shut, and save a loved one the trouble...
@codinginflow
@codinginflow 3 года назад
@@rodturner6759 Woah, why are you so mean to me
@arturovidaurri84
@arturovidaurri84 3 года назад
@@rodturner6759 Chill bro
@timallbritton7329
@timallbritton7329 4 года назад
Conan is/was the last of the late night hosts who didn't suck. Seriously.
@EikottXD
@EikottXD 4 года назад
Craig Ferguson
@DavidMossMGS
@DavidMossMGS 4 года назад
Tim Allbritton he’s the worst
@roxyredrose1
@roxyredrose1 4 года назад
Girl what u mean was what’s gonna happen to Conan what do u know who do you work for 🔫
@Sindraug25
@Sindraug25 4 года назад
@@EikottXD I thought Craig Ferguson was off the air?
@DamionJR4923
@DamionJR4923 4 года назад
He is about the only one who isn’t political 100% of the time.
@nadirbaitsaleem7270
@nadirbaitsaleem7270 4 года назад
That title is going to grab a lot of people
@andrewwagner9901
@andrewwagner9901 4 года назад
And the people who it grabs get their micropenis never
@rickitynick4463
@rickitynick4463 4 года назад
But probably not by the penis
@Zetsuke4
@Zetsuke4 4 года назад
that's the point.
@j0tt0
@j0tt0 4 года назад
I couldn't resist LOL
@DWQJVB
@DWQJVB 4 года назад
I didn’t see it
@bulletsupremo1676
@bulletsupremo1676 3 года назад
I like how she laces her sentences with one sharp punchline. She's extremely smart.
@johngalvin3124
@johngalvin3124 2 года назад
I love the woman's attitude of gratitude for her success. Her delivery is all about surprise, the golden rule of comedy, and not always understood even by professional comics. Brilliant stuff.
@kritipant2989
@kritipant2989 4 года назад
Whenever nikki is on Conan, she always appreciates him at the end. Always. She is an amazing gal. Love her. And yep, I am a conan head fo sure... !! Conan is a living legend indeed.
@roycecute17
@roycecute17 4 года назад
Long time conan fan here as well. I'm always happy to see someone appreciates conan's work.
@luislima3476
@luislima3476 4 года назад
Watch her episode on Conan’s podcast. It’s great
@thesprawl2361
@thesprawl2361 4 года назад
@@luislima3476 The podcast is just so good. Conan, Matt and Sona together are gold.
@matthewsisti4382
@matthewsisti4382 4 года назад
To be honest, I totally relate to her. Conan is one of the nicest and funniest people and at this point he is about a big of a legend as they come for people my age (30's). Made me laugh so many times and yet still is a good and decent human being.
@luislima3476
@luislima3476 4 года назад
@The Sprawl yep, it’s gold
@lastminutesavior
@lastminutesavior 4 года назад
Conan: *"You are very attractive..."* Nikki: *"Yes, keep going..."*
@vipr1142
@vipr1142 4 года назад
Sooo.. she realized after being on Joe Rogan that men doesn't want to be with her. Now she lowered her standards to micro-penis level LOL.
@neil2451
@neil2451 4 года назад
@igeto12 anyone who can watch 3 hour JRE podcasts of Joe's steroid-injected head about to pop while he talks about some crackpot medical advice he read on Twitter is a real weirdo IMO.
@vipr1142
@vipr1142 4 года назад
@Diarmid O'Connor what?
@vipr1142
@vipr1142 4 года назад
@igeto12 what?
@vipr1142
@vipr1142 4 года назад
@@neil2451 seems like he hurt you somehow. I hope you can survive :)
@sproesser1
@sproesser1 2 года назад
"Hastily packed suitcase". Hilarious.
@AlejandroCBCR
@AlejandroCBCR Год назад
The boss joke was on point
@AcidAroma
@AcidAroma 4 года назад
Little offended how RU-vid is recommending this for me..
@breakitdownbarneystyle508
@breakitdownbarneystyle508 4 года назад
Micropenis
@rowdybme4584
@rowdybme4584 3 года назад
Oh I thought it was because I liked Conan. DAMMIT
@joshuadibartolo8204
@joshuadibartolo8204 3 года назад
Well there's at least 2 of us
@Sheriff_K
@Sheriff_K 3 года назад
I’m just freaked out..
@pardunmeesuh5612
@pardunmeesuh5612 3 года назад
And yet, Here we are...
@InAllKindsOfWeather
@InAllKindsOfWeather 4 года назад
“Like a court jester has a message for the king.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@TheOssumPawesome
@TheOssumPawesome 3 года назад
Can someone explain that one for me?
@burnzie743
@burnzie743 3 года назад
@@TheOssumPawesome unraveling a scroll and it hits the floor.
@crhuble
@crhuble 3 года назад
I was on the floor on that one. Like the message...and her labia...
@sunnyv5718
@sunnyv5718 Год назад
I’ve seen this interview a few times over the years and it still makes me laugh out loud. Girl knows to ambush us with unexpected punchlines that are hilarious.
@HardwiredZ06
@HardwiredZ06 3 года назад
Conan has a bachelor's in Psychology by now especially after this interview.
@fake._
@fake._ 4 года назад
She's hilarious because she gives it to you straight and isn't afraid to be herself
@Cobrancrx
@Cobrancrx 4 года назад
comedians have roles man...
@gregfeneis609
@gregfeneis609 4 года назад
Awesome micro penis joke! She gives it to you... Straight
@JammastaJ23
@JammastaJ23 4 года назад
The irony of your username is amusing
@klynch572
@klynch572 4 года назад
Too bad this segment wasn't funny
@randyweaver6543
@randyweaver6543 4 года назад
Gives it to you straight....I see what you did there.
@mr.brightside6119
@mr.brightside6119 4 года назад
I love that Conan doesn’t try to control the interview he just lets her run with what ever she wants! Killed it.
@StrasnusDude
@StrasnusDude 4 года назад
thats why he is better than jimmy
@charlesfoxtrot5824
@charlesfoxtrot5824 3 года назад
“I’m gonna shame my own boss-“ 😂😩😩😩🤣
@NicholosRichter
@NicholosRichter 2 года назад
No other guest elicits as many hand on forehead "Oh my god" reactions from Conan as Nikki does. She kills it every time. 🤣
@christophergordon7433
@christophergordon7433 4 года назад
She’s hot, funny, smart, and cool as hell.
@adamlucas4753
@adamlucas4753 4 года назад
Disagree. Not that she's not funny or hot or cool but she's apparently just learning what real women have known and been teaching each other for years. Women who can't figure out how to get men to keep it in their pants are just as dumb as men who can't attract women without money.
@BazzGamez
@BazzGamez 4 года назад
And batshit crazy
@snow6094
@snow6094 4 года назад
Christopher Gordon I think your suddenly attracted because the title
@paolanazzaro8966
@paolanazzaro8966 4 года назад
@@adamlucas4753 it's not that they can't, they just won't, and that can work for some women while for other not. There's no such thing as "real women" honey
@adamlucas4753
@adamlucas4753 4 года назад
@@paolanazzaro8966 Wow, that's pretty insulting to the women in your life. I know plenty of real women, sorry you don't know more of them.
@AllthatmakesFall
@AllthatmakesFall 3 года назад
Oh my god i died so hard at "I struggle with insecurity bc unfortunately I was born-- a woman."
@emr1d341
@emr1d341 3 года назад
She has some really clever lines like that. That type of punchline is so witty, and it's one of my favorites. Another one she did during the zoom interview w/ Conan where she was talking about how cool her parents are. "They're really cool.. also known as alcoholics. No, but I really shouldn't say that because they quit... uh, talking to me."
@michael.valenti
@michael.valenti 3 года назад
they are called "paraprosdokians" - a type of figure of speech
@fenecofeneco19
@fenecofeneco19 3 года назад
@Steven Bristol true .men show it a lot through misogyny and general unjustified violence...
@pyrmontbridge4737
@pyrmontbridge4737 2 года назад
@Steven Bristol True. Look at most comedy shows and see whose body is the butt of the joke. It's a man.
@adityamakwana612
@adityamakwana612 2 года назад
@@fenecofeneco19 yah bad man do it just like bad women show it a lot through misandry and general unjustified manipulation
@Kirisutekarl
@Kirisutekarl 2 года назад
Honestly, it's real talk with jokes and it's extraordinary.
@Double44inthemorning
@Double44inthemorning 3 года назад
Never heard of this woman but her comedic timing and serious facial expressions when she says wild stuff is hilarious
@melissacastro5006
@melissacastro5006 Год назад
Look up her Comedy Central roasts 😂 there’s a best of/greatest of… of just her roasting celebrities, she’s by far my favorite 😂
@jamesleatherman1442
@jamesleatherman1442 4 месяца назад
It's funny but it gets old. She's a one trick pony
@Memento_Kuzeh
@Memento_Kuzeh 4 года назад
this wasn't a comedy bit. she was speaking from experience
@scrimshaw7470
@scrimshaw7470 4 года назад
That IS her bit. Mildly attractive, oversexed girl with a potty mouth. Aka skinny Amy Schumer
@klarastern5597
@klarastern5597 4 года назад
both?
@jimfritz9503
@jimfritz9503 4 года назад
This person is so uninteresting and unfunny . Get some intelligent people. I know he does but sorry. This clown , no no Nanette !
@anti-emo4721
@anti-emo4721 4 года назад
Wait! She has a micropenis!?
@klarastern5597
@klarastern5597 4 года назад
@@jimfritz9503 hmm... she's quite perceptive and knows how to express herself and reflect on things... she seems quite bright and interesting to me... and surprisingly funny for such dicey topics :D
@wh3747
@wh3747 3 года назад
I love how open and honest she is, it's so refreshing. It's so nice to hear other people talk about their insecurities and to just be real for a bit...
@toddrick916
@toddrick916 2 года назад
A hastily packed suitcase is still a suitcase, and suitcases come in all shapes and sizes. Find the one best suited for whatever your packing.
@davoshaunessy7481
@davoshaunessy7481 2 года назад
Permission to unlock the truck comes at a much higher standard
@gabrielakominkova9667
@gabrielakominkova9667 4 года назад
Like the court jester has a message for the king 😂😂😂😂😂
@no_peace
@no_peace 4 года назад
You might hear a horn in your ear haha
@ncorp2668
@ncorp2668 4 года назад
That line was totally unexpected and epic 😂
@Voidova
@Voidova 4 года назад
That was pretty good but I think she missed an obvious one with a little more punch. "When you unbutton my pants, you're rolling out the red carpet" I should've been a joke writer, I know, hold your applause.
@butchrodgers9559
@butchrodgers9559 4 года назад
I was ask girls if it hangs down like a wizards sleeve
@karlarceo6575
@karlarceo6575 4 года назад
She learned so much specificity from conan
@maxcherkasskikh5960
@maxcherkasskikh5960 4 года назад
I've been fortunate enough to actually run into her at my starbucks here in Hollywood, CA. She was incredibly nice to me. Glad she's getting the attention and success she deserves.
@IPlayOneOnT.V.
@IPlayOneOnT.V. 3 года назад
So, you met her through serving her her coffee and scone at Starbucks?
@maxcherkasskikh5960
@maxcherkasskikh5960 3 года назад
@@IPlayOneOnT.V. Yup! Pretty much. She was incredibly nice!
@emr1d341
@emr1d341 3 года назад
@D D You saying that is low class
@saskialida2488
@saskialida2488 3 года назад
@@IPlayOneOnT.V. Hi I'm a normal enough woman from Los Angeles who respects celebrities and their privacy AND (not but) I'd like to know where exactly this starbucks is so I can just be near her once in a blue moon. Thank you and good night
@Shadowwind4
@Shadowwind4 3 года назад
@@saskialida2488 are you single?
@dingfeldersmurfalot4560
@dingfeldersmurfalot4560 2 года назад
Wow the energy! She really brought it and delivered on this show!
@samtakuchiko
@samtakuchiko 3 года назад
My heart melted when she said all those nice things to our boys
@Jomanro
@Jomanro 4 года назад
Conan has the classic "I don't like where this is going" look.
@coolcat6303
@coolcat6303 4 года назад
He actually luvs it though cuz he knows it's comedy gold.
@dianedonohue9855
@dianedonohue9855 2 года назад
He has to. But you know he loves it!
@MrJwc1234
@MrJwc1234 4 года назад
“Those same leadership skills brought this company into the black” I’m dying, she’s funny as hell.
@Syclone0044
@Syclone0044 4 года назад
Very underrated joke! Nobody seemed to catch that
@michaelphilps
@michaelphilps 4 года назад
I didn't get it
@KingMar70
@KingMar70 4 года назад
Michael Philps me neither
@EternalResonance
@EternalResonance 4 года назад
hows about a micro penis with a major tumor problem. like a 17 inch problem.
@MrJwc1234
@MrJwc1234 4 года назад
She’s referring to her boss having the courage to whip out his penis, who is she to shame him to put it back. “It’s those leadership skills...........” she says it quick.
@richardbeckenbaugh1805
@richardbeckenbaugh1805 3 года назад
I love her. "Soups On!" "I'm really stumblin onto some things here!" Damm this girl is fun! Conan desperately trying not to stare at her legs.
@luciagilgsthmrvls
@luciagilgsthmrvls 3 года назад
I LOVE this and everything she talks about. So needed and she makes it awesome to hear too xdd
@gasser5001
@gasser5001 4 года назад
She's right, Conan has the best show, hands down.
@rocketman8476
@rocketman8476 4 года назад
Deckard Cains old squeaky voice gives me the impression he's so helpless in Diablo "Don't hurt me, I'm just an old man"
@skinnerman100
@skinnerman100 4 года назад
Up and down u mean
@nczioox1116
@nczioox1116 2 года назад
But does he have the best hands, show down?
@theresaandrade8261
@theresaandrade8261 4 года назад
She is damn funny and her little one liners are hilarious
@Bigboro
@Bigboro 3 года назад
Hi Theresa ! 😚
@wlos4029
@wlos4029 3 года назад
yo
@MrDeano-eu9rg
@MrDeano-eu9rg 2 года назад
@@Bigboro haha creep no response.
@vn5774
@vn5774 2 года назад
@@Bigboro 😹👎 RIP bozo
@jayr7991
@jayr7991 Год назад
3 inches ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-AjKaal__Rdg.html
@deborahmcalister3936
@deborahmcalister3936 2 года назад
I experienced a "micro" once and it was incredible!...on the funny, flip side of that.. the guy drove a corvette ...both rocked!!
@ericsierra-franco7802
@ericsierra-franco7802 2 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@dianedonohue9855
@dianedonohue9855 2 года назад
Of course he drive a Corvette! 😆
@TomTom-si7dg
@TomTom-si7dg 2 года назад
Wow I have a micro penis myself and I have a problem satisfying a woman. Sorry for being so blunt but when you have a penis the size of a baby carrot literally means the struggle is real. I don't even have a car lol
@shannonferguson5095
@shannonferguson5095 2 года назад
She’s the best. One of my favorite comics. Her timing is sooo elite. Second to none.
@SiopaoSauc3
@SiopaoSauc3 4 года назад
When she was on Conan's podcast, she was also engaging with Sona & Gorley so much more and involving them in the conversation much more than any ohter guests. She really looks out for others.
@MrBiologicalChemistry
@MrBiologicalChemistry 4 года назад
She's an amazing host, and I'm not just talking about HPV. She's also really great radio and television host! xoxoNikki
@robf6105
@robf6105 4 года назад
"The court jester has a message for the king!" "Soup's on!" Actually laughed out loud twice. She is hilarious.
@sabrinalee1769
@sabrinalee1769 3 года назад
So glad she exists, most celebrities and show business people are just attractive and confident, so seeing her talks about her struggle with body image and dating is like therapy
@AubreyOrEthan
@AubreyOrEthan 2 года назад
"Listen. When you unbutton my pants, it's gonna be like the court jester has an announcement for the king." 😂😂😂
@ismaelvazquezcab
@ismaelvazquezcab 4 года назад
"You just saved that man's life..." indeed Conan indeed...
@MrPhilthy08
@MrPhilthy08 4 года назад
“It is not anything that I intended, it’s not what this show is built for...” haha
@pardunmeesuh5612
@pardunmeesuh5612 3 года назад
"It's not what this SET is built for."
@Mystic_Christopher
@Mystic_Christopher 3 года назад
This has been the best conversation I have ever heard! 😂
@surfrookie1
@surfrookie1 3 года назад
She's awesome! Happy New Year Nikki!
@shaileshrana7165
@shaileshrana7165 4 года назад
Reads the title "I still have a chance"
@sas6561
@sas6561 4 года назад
what's on her nose? ... get a tissue!
@Ray2311us
@Ray2311us 4 года назад
Shailesh Rana Watches the video Nope, just another joke
@CliffordMeyer
@CliffordMeyer 3 года назад
"It's like the court jester has a message for the king" -- I've never heard it put like that before. Priceless!
@goombapizza6335
@goombapizza6335 2 года назад
Nikki Glaser cracks jokes as she breathes. She can't even help it! She is one of the most naturally funny people I've ever seen.
@binilgn5941
@binilgn5941 11 месяцев назад
She is funny, but this is all a bit. None of this is spontaneous
@mkc8617
@mkc8617 3 года назад
The respect Nikki has for Conan and Andy and the show makes me love Nikki even more.
@klk1900
@klk1900 3 года назад
This girl is so nice in every way. Notice how thankful she is to be invited on the show. She’s not some entitled typical Hollywood person that thanks it’s a god givin right. Her parents must have raised her well.
@dwightdodd3734
@dwightdodd3734 2 года назад
her parents are great !!!!!!! The lie detector clip was hilarious !!!!!!!!
@BillyBoggle
@BillyBoggle 4 года назад
"you just saved that man's life." Haha I'm dead
@axelstone3131
@axelstone3131 3 года назад
Rip
@lettheloveflow
@lettheloveflow Год назад
I keep coming back to this. This is so good. Lmfao
@fcrisante
@fcrisante Год назад
She is an amazing human. And always funny. I wonder how a serious conversation would be
@thesprawl2361
@thesprawl2361 3 года назад
I love Nikki and her general enthusiasm, as well as her clearly genuine geeky fan-crush on Conan.
@dps812
@dps812 4 года назад
Everybody should be more genuine about who we are and what we think. We are stuck way too much in our own heads
@campersruincod6134
@campersruincod6134 4 года назад
David Padilla true
@amazeed8532
@amazeed8532 4 года назад
pun intended? lmao
@soonerthanlater8206
@soonerthanlater8206 4 года назад
She is not being genuine.
@boydotero4239
@boydotero4239 4 года назад
We probably think too much about our own "heads"! LoL!
@jerrywitaj
@jerrywitaj 4 года назад
Too much information. Not attractive.
@hilurgazzali9222
@hilurgazzali9222 2 года назад
She’s the most thoughtful creep ever 😂
@JustIn-og7gt
@JustIn-og7gt 2 года назад
You guys are just great!!!
@glennstephenson184
@glennstephenson184 4 года назад
Nikki Glaser needs her own show! Absolute genius. I love the 'lag' in her comedy- just as you're hooked and fried on her 1st joke, she's well into her 2nd and 3rd. Great work Nikki!
@italiareading9563
@italiareading9563 2 года назад
she hosts the new show fboy island !!
@jenniferwhite2945
@jenniferwhite2945 6 месяцев назад
I'm pretty sure she also had a reality show following her and her family...Nikki glaser needs a date.. Or something
@gloriamendez5851
@gloriamendez5851 3 года назад
They compliment each other SO WELL.
@MrMinalba
@MrMinalba 3 года назад
It looks like Conan does enjoy having her around... She is hilarious!!!!
@Chris-oo6mz
@Chris-oo6mz 2 года назад
She's one of the very few who made Conan laugh for real. A rare sight indeed. When Conan covers his mouth, that's a genuine, out of control laugh.
@mirunahodo4573
@mirunahodo4573 4 года назад
I love when she's on Conan. They have such great chemistry.
@chucky606
@chucky606 4 года назад
Miruna Hodo insofar chemistry goes, she ranks somewhere up there with Jeff Goldblum.
@Gabrosoft
@Gabrosoft 4 года назад
chucky606 hell yea
@QuantumBraced
@QuantumBraced 4 года назад
I've noticed that whenever she does interviews she always gives the interviewer props and generally connects with them and asks them about their lives, expresses gratitude, etc. honestly it's really sweet and I don't know of anyone else who does that. She is very confident but also humble, that is a great combo.
@Kwanster78
@Kwanster78 20 дней назад
Nikki really does have it... She feels so natural when she talks, jokes or no jokes... She is interesting and funny to listen to.. I really hope to see one of her shows someday when she is around
@SP-do5sm
@SP-do5sm 2 года назад
The new set looks great!
@ChroniclesofaRunawayBride
@ChroniclesofaRunawayBride 4 года назад
The amount of words she can say per minute is award-winning
@jacobsalasis
@jacobsalasis 4 года назад
This woman is amazing. Never fails to make me laugh.
@thenakedaliens
@thenakedaliens 3 года назад
Conan really is the best. I’ve been a fan since the very first premier episode
@science5990
@science5990 2 года назад
I love Nikki's last comments about this wickedly awesome show while it lasted. Wow. She's totally real! ""A real human being! And a real hero!"
@LelaosXVI
@LelaosXVI 4 года назад
So since nobody’s saying it let me then. Nikki and Conan should do a segment together. Or at least a clueless gamer.
@donslyuckus
@donslyuckus 4 года назад
Conan had Nikki on his podcast awhile back. She opened up a lot in that episode
@InHumanoXY
@InHumanoXY 4 года назад
They should make a sex tape.
@lmcgregoruk
@lmcgregoruk 4 года назад
There hasn't been a Clueless Gamer since the middle of last year :-(
@AllanElMelon1043
@AllanElMelon1043 4 года назад
@@lmcgregoruk high speed games with realistic graphics might kill him.
@AllanElMelon1043
@AllanElMelon1043 4 года назад
@@campersruincod6134 I concur!
@gregap8282
@gregap8282 4 года назад
This woman had me on the floor. So funny
@bingbung
@bingbung 4 года назад
Did you see her labia while you were down there?
@skinnerman100
@skinnerman100 4 года назад
What were you doing while you were down there 😉
@mitchellbratton6617
@mitchellbratton6617 3 года назад
This got really wholesome at the end
@Kevlarel84
@Kevlarel84 Год назад
I miss Conan on late night TV. He was always a great interviewer because he gave his guests a lot of leeway to go where they wanted. He just played along and presented them well instead of trying to lead and control them like some hosts do. Nikki is always funny too. No matter what she always says something that catches me off guard and surprises me.lol
@pcprincipal191
@pcprincipal191 4 года назад
She’s packing a large roast beef and cheddar from arbys
@gmfb521
@gmfb521 4 года назад
Poppy seed bun?
@scremped
@scremped 4 года назад
She has...THE MEATS.
@EdsterIII
@EdsterIII 4 года назад
Yeah when she queefs it looks like a party favor.
@user-e1337
@user-e1337 4 года назад
👍
@briancorcoran8266
@briancorcoran8266 4 года назад
Fellas thanks for making me laugh out loud during this weird time we’re in lol. 👍
@HensleyDon
@HensleyDon 4 года назад
A woman that thinks about a man's feelings in advance? The award may not yet exist but she should be the first recipient.
@JBthree24
@JBthree24 4 года назад
Don Hensley she would give him a week...then go after a 10 incher.
@HensleyDon
@HensleyDon 4 года назад
@@JBthree24 - You might be surprised... I double-dated with a good friend many times right after highschool (early 70s) and there were a lot of nights that ended early when I heard from the front seat, "You're *NOT* sticking that _Son Of a B-tch In Me_ !!!" I feel blessed to have been born well within what is considered average and also a genuine appreciation of what was pleasureable to my partner, at the time. I have been married for many years and much of what I read both saddens and mystifies me. What are the chances of a fulfilling relationship in a society that considers "Starter Marriages"a normal? What about the kids that have to try to make sense of Life with such selfish & juvenile parents (& a court system that heaps even more abuse on them)? Yes, your original premise will be true in some (maybe many) cases, but hopefully with experience comes wisdom. Can you truthfully say you never hurt a special "average" girl only to be dumped later by a "Hottie?"
@AdoptedPoo
@AdoptedPoo 4 года назад
@@HensleyDon no women don't want small pp
@garryjones1776
@garryjones1776 3 года назад
Yeah, she sucks dudes for "practice" and thinks guys hold hands with girls cause it's their way of securing bj. She said it herself. I dunno man she's broken
@IPlayOneOnT.V.
@IPlayOneOnT.V. 3 года назад
But, she's only thought about them for telling that long-winded joke.
@keosxcol3301
@keosxcol3301 3 года назад
Feel personally attacked being recommended this.
@flu389
@flu389 3 года назад
conan have such a villian laugh
@predatoryzzx
@predatoryzzx 4 года назад
"Hastily packed suitcase" Conan internally: I have a deflated balloon
@neabby
@neabby 4 года назад
"you can cheat on him" lmao
@MidgarMerc
@MidgarMerc 4 года назад
@@myandroid6116 lmao you sound bitter. Did you get triggered?
@MidgarMerc
@MidgarMerc 4 года назад
@@myandroid6116 that's the best you got? Wow.
@neabby
@neabby 4 года назад
​@@myandroid6116 wouldn't cry at all, probably would laugh, it's her delivery of the joke that makes it funny
@kramer911
@kramer911 4 года назад
Thats not funny. People commit suicide over that. It would be awful
@MidgarMerc
@MidgarMerc 4 года назад
@@myandroid6116 yikes that's a melty...
@sqobamhlungujackson4786
@sqobamhlungujackson4786 2 года назад
Always nice to discover a new funny af comic, my weekend binge is sorted.
@bassage13
@bassage13 2 года назад
You have VERY low standards.
@AnnabellaRedwood
@AnnabellaRedwood Год назад
What a lovely lady. 💕
@ONE_OF_MANY-MANY_OF_ONE
@ONE_OF_MANY-MANY_OF_ONE 4 года назад
Looking at how uncomfortable Andy and Conan are makes this all the more funnier. 🤭
@spookymulder945
@spookymulder945 4 года назад
Yea because she's coked out and babbling about being afraid of penis. Lol!
@marjanp
@marjanp 3 года назад
It's not them, it's the fact if she says anything which can ruin the interview.
@Squeezeboxing23
@Squeezeboxing23 3 года назад
I think it's one half playing the situation for laughs and one half realizing she has them on a runaway train and they can't get off that ride till it's over, or as Patton Oswald's friend said "I wanna see where this goes"
@ONE_OF_MANY-MANY_OF_ONE
@ONE_OF_MANY-MANY_OF_ONE 3 года назад
@@Squeezeboxing23 I like your analogy of this. It's not the thrill of the train wreck, but that of the ride.
@sevenstacks1973
@sevenstacks1973 4 года назад
How the hell did I not know about this girl all these years? She is funny as hell, all these bad news about coronavirus had me feeling down and now I feel great.
@secrest1013
@secrest1013 3 года назад
She's in a lot of the comedy central roasts, that's how I found out about her
@purplelove2863
@purplelove2863 3 года назад
She was recently on Joe Rogan
@christophernayar6543
@christophernayar6543 3 года назад
And she has a show on Sirius XM, I think it’s o my Comedy Central radio channel 95 in the morning on weekdays
@vj1294
@vj1294 3 года назад
Nikki Glaser > Amy Schumer
@SilverMiraii
@SilverMiraii 2 года назад
this is the best video I seen of Nikki, she was so sharp and funny
@celmins1236
@celmins1236 3 года назад
WOW "you just save that man's life" 3:02
@STALLONE2360
@STALLONE2360 3 года назад
What I love about every time she comes on Conan is how much she admires him, she constantly checks his reaction every once in a while.
@njamba
@njamba Год назад
Conan's reactions are priceless. They range from being embarrassed to being stern about her graphic jokes. it's like she is Conan's naughty daughter. And Nikki is very good at checking his reaction to her jokes.
@Martin.Michael
@Martin.Michael 2 года назад
She's great! I love her sense of humor.
@Brandon84J
@Brandon84J 2 года назад
Awww, she's a sweetheart
@tintomara6209
@tintomara6209 4 года назад
This girl has 'funny bones' as they say.Even her voice cracks me up.
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