Nikocado Avocado won't stop flirting with me... 

What we know about James: 1. He's Trilingual 2. He's got a girlfriend 3. An avocado is crushing on him hard

“Will, George and me all have girlfriends” Alex: 👁👄👁

“Will, George and me all have girlfriends” RIP Alex

James: *breathes* Nickocado: “He totally wants me”

I love how the only one he didn’t think was attracted to guys was the only one who is

The funniest thing is the fact that he flirted with everyone EXCEPT Alex, the only non straight one

“Just ignore the fact that me, george and will all have girlfriends” *Aggresive mike wazowski crying*

Me: Bisexual Nick: Exists Me: Straighter than flat Earth.

James character traits: 1. Trilingual 2. Girlfriend 3. That's it

He asks if everyone is gay except Alex, the literal only not straight person in that video

The phrase “nicocado avocado’s bussy” is not one that I want to hear again

my favourite part is that he talked about or flirted with everyone except Alex, the actual bisexual

“Alex got James Charles, I got Nikocado Avocado.” LMAOOO I’m so sorry James

“Will, George and me all have girlfriends” *Alex has left the chat*

GET THE HOLY WATER! GET THE CROSSES! GET THE SALT! AND GET THE RESTRAINING ORDERS!

2:18 "Honestly, he is totally my type." James: Why, no, what did I do?

James avoiding the fact that Nick, is currently hunting him down.

The only thing I took away from this was George has a girlfriend

PLEASE get a restraining order on him, it counts as sexual harassment!

Poor James being abused for 11 minutes straight here.

Are we gonna ignore the fact that Nick said “His girlfriend is fake”

"Do you want to bottom for me James" Nik clearly hasn't read the CC fanfics if he thinks JAMES bottoms.

What James says: I’m trilingual and I have a girlfriend What nickocado avocado hears: I’m trilingual and ready to mingle

“Alex gets James Charles and I get Nikocado” I DIED

“is he the guy that fought jake paul, logan paul” “wha- i- *did he?* “

"Let's go back on the Only fans." Alex: No. Stop. Memeulous: *OH HELL YEAH*

James: gay porn? that’s not gay Me: ah they must have been wearing socks

“He’s eyeing me up like a burrito” I-

ngl thought it was clickbait imagine how scared I got when it wasn't

it’s absolutely disgusting how he sexualized their reactions

James: "Will, George and me have girlfriends" Alex : Don't come to me!!

"Ignore the fact that Will, George and me all have girlfriends" RUN Alex, hide your bi ass from nikocado avocado

James: Will George and me have girlfriends. Alex in the background: MIKE WASOWSKI!

i feel so uncomfortable listening to this. my god, poor james

Me: Is pan Nick: Exists Me: "Lesbianism is my way." (Yes, I might have created a word wifnwod)

James here now instantly regretting all the gay jokes he’s made over the years

I’m late but nobody here is addressing how hilariously iNabber’s face was photoshopped onto the iPod and it’s bothering me.

Dude actually get a restraining order, he said after the virus he is going to London to see you. Also he thinks your girlfriend is fake, please get a restraining order now.

I feel so bad for James. Because AFTER this Nick posted ON his onlyfans that he was THINKING about James and James’ gf while yk. And like. That’s so gross.

James Girlfriend either finds this extremely funny or extremely concerning.

When you befriend the new weird kid and then he won’t leave you alone. I might do my next video on that topic, but let’s hope corona doesn’t mess up James’ upload schedule!

Nick: *Flirts with everyone but Alex who isn't straight*

thank you mr. marriot, this video has turned me heterosexual. i used to be a pansexual man but now i may be allowed to get into heaven. thank you once again mr. marriot. :)

I love that Nick was trying to find every reason to convince himself that they're on his team

“He’s subscribed to me so he wants it.” Same thing as “He’s wearing that so he wants it.”

Maybe he was turned on about how u r trilingual....

Was this the car lights inspo

“I keep getting fat and I don’t know why” You eat 12 meals a day

The horrible thing is, if someone did this to a woman, the man would be off the internet. And I’m not saying that to invalidate women, I’m saying that because nobody takes sexual harassment in men seriously:

Nicks flirting made me wanna call the police for sexual assault

Nikocado: Calls everyone but Alex gay Alex: is Bi

"You can not pay to sleep with me" *UNLESSTHEPRICEISRIGHT*

why did he decided to flirt with everyone but alex who isnt straight GDHXHSJDND

Me:asexual Nick:exists Me:stays the same

Anyone here after Nikocado is skinny again?

Calling James handsome and “his type” is one thing, but this dude just crossed the line. What he went on to say would make anyone uncomfortable, and he had to have realized that that line was miles back. It hurts my heart to see how uncomfortable James is :(

Everyone: has a girlfriend Alex: 😔✌🏻🏳️‍🌈

why isn’t anyone talking about this and they was talking about the whole james charles situation, this is disgusting.

Me: is aroace but still feels different forms of attraction that aren't sexual or romantic Nick: exists Me: stops feeling every form of attraction

If I hear Nikocado talk about his “Bussy” again I’m going to throw up 🤢🤢🤢

I seriously almost threw up when nikacado said “raw” and gave the poor attempt at a sultry look. He’s thirsting hard. Update: holy cow I’ve never gotten so many likes on a post before. Thanks.

Nick: *flirts with james* Orlin: *proceed to throw food at nick in every vid*

A guy getting sexually harassed by another isn’t a joke y’all it’s really ugly!.. Poor James

“alex got JAMES CHARLES. and i got nicacado avocado” SENT ME 😂😂

The Avocado is such a bad look for the gay community. James has made it clear that he's extremely uncomfortable with his advances. Anything avocado does after this should be considered harrassment. James, honey, you have a stage 5 clinger.

me: *is a pansexual enby* nick: hello me: i think im a lesbian now-

WHY ARENT THOSE DRAMA CHANNELS TALKING ABOUT THIS

Nickado avocado has a husband this just makes it weirder

I’m Nikocados dad, this is why I went to get the milk.

Nik: **exists** Literally everyone: 😒😤😡😑😨😰😪😖😬😠

you can tell how uncomfy james is, this sucks and knowing nick he’ll make himself look like the victim if anyone comes after him :/ i dont understand why people even defend nick

This makes uncomfortable and it's not even directed at me. I can't imagine how James feels

How he manages to find anyone to cheat with is a medical mystery

“Alex got James charles.... I got nikocado avocado. That’s fair.” LMAO RIP

Why is this not taken more seriously? It is literally sexual harassment. But if a straight man did this with a woman, it would have been looked into imediatly. I just think that the double standards are BS

This is disgusting. If James Charles did what Nikocado is doing (pining after people of the opposite sexuality), he'd be cancelled a thousand times over...🤢

James: *buys only fans* Nikocado: So you chosen *love* jesus dats a lot of likes

Nik: *thinks James likes him* James: wtf James's girlfriend and fans: BEGONE THOOOOT

Can someone take him please? The LGBT community does NOT want him. But then again who does??

Nikocado: *Flirts with James* James: MOM COME PICK ME UP I'M SCARED

Sorry for going though this my dude. As a girl who’s gone through similar things I know how uncomfortable it can make you feel and I’m just genuinely sorry you were put in this situation, just to make content for us.

“What is he pointing to there?” my god lmao

Honestly out of all the E-Boyz, James' accent is the nicest. His voice is kinda soothing

My new excuse for online learning “Sorry mum, I’m busy watching ipod” THE STARS ARE ALINING

This is disgusting, I’m so sorry James.

I’m a gay guy myself and it irritates me when other gay guys Thirst over straight guys LOL what’s the point

James: I’m not gay. Nick: Then why do you watch gay p*? James: BECAUSE I AM COMFORTABLE WITH MY SEXUALITY!

“Will, George, Me” all have a girlfriend RIP ALEX

I’m sorry. I’m too distracted that Nicado said “fighted,” instead of “fought.” Oh God...this is why I don’t have friends.

Nik: sexually harrases James RU-vid: this is fine

'Honestly he's totally my type' Me not hearing that right: did he just say 'at least he's toilet trained!?'

It’s sad how uncomfortable James is, there are boundaries that Nickocado Avocado shouldn’t have crossed but he did so, and it’s honestly a bad look and making a very great RU-vidr uncomfortable, I’m so sorry James

Bruh he MARRIED as well. He should NOT be talking like that about James or anyone even if he wasn’t married.

99.9% of the comments: This is sexual assault! 0.1% to the comments: Wait, James has a girlfriend?! How did I only find out about this now-

I dont think Memomomulus, Will Ene, Imallex, or Ipod will ever let this go. God speed James.

When nick started on the British I immediately stopped smiling. As a fellow British and Gay person.... this ain’t it chief

Isn't this considered sexual harassment?

James distressed: *AhaHAha mUM hE’s taLkiN abOuT mY peNiSss”* Me: *sent dying of laughter*

When someone doesn't get that it's a total joke, and are basically making fun of him. That, or he's deliberately acting thirsty, which either way makes me cringe.

Don’t lie, James. We all know you’re not straight... You’re trilingual. Edit: I have no memory of writing this comment and I never got any notifications of likes or replies so....I'm quite confused. Anyway all of these replies make me laugh, thank you. (I feel I should clarify since there was a few people correcting me/confused in the replies - this is a joke. I know trilingual isn't a sexuality and the T stands for Transgender in LGBT+. Tone can be hard to read via only text so I don't blame anyone for misunderstanding lol~ Have a nice day, all!)