Ninja is NOT a GAMER 

i get bullied for being fat

Pyrocynical I will say “so guys we did it “ 50 times if petscop 2 isn’t here within 10 minutes

You’re merch is the only merch I can wear without feeling ashamed

PewDiePie clone

I got bullied for wearing your merch

Bite Za Warudo best comment 😂

You need to watch the entire bon appetit video because ninja actually ends up making a better dish than the chef and its kinda funny

bob bob “THAT’S A GAMER MOMENT!”- Gamer from video

your pfp is.... questionable

rayangamingNL and I thought yours was going to be questionable but it was actually he, Dio

lol

Because only 12 YOs would willingly cosplay as this twat.

Thanx giorno

big uff

Requiem

ah yes

Noob

Spreading butter. I can never get it soft enough and it just tears up the bread.

@@reformedzoomer I use a cheese slicer to cut the butter into very thin slices and lay it on the bread when its too hard to spread.

ghosts n goblins is the dark souls of games harder than dark souls

That's Because they are ePiC

E pose

At least they didn't say "let's go" or "victory royale"

I would ĺike this comment but it's at 911 likes

not racist but the black guy looked like a fucking clown Horrible ass haircut

Bullies: _You're gonna have a bad time_

Bullies:hippy hoppty you're gonna get hit

Chiagoziem Nwafor ... Listen here you little shit

@@R4de But that's alright, that's ok. You may look the other way.

This is the funnest shit I've read all day

“Can we get one of *these* in chat?” - “Gamer moment” guy, 2020

Duck.

this is some ResidentSleeper content right here

Is dolan dark black? He's dark after all.

@@Enthusiast230 But his feather is so light...hmmm

I mean, he isn't a avocado slicing league player nor is he paid to do it,but I kinda see your point

@@Bogalog you seem to forget that kickers dont have all day to kick, a defense is rushing them. Add on top a lot of pressure

Bro that had to have been faked. I don't want to believe that someone is that much of a fuckup.

*THAT'S A GAMER MOMENT.*

or merging with human beings

it’s because he’s stacked on chromosomes

Ayo pyro ain’t pog

@@lol-jt4ge yes he is

Got em

That, and he's obnoxious as hell, not quite like a ninja

*I don't see enough movement*

When his career is eliminating others

Surprisingly?

† Tajson † epic gamer move

*THATS A GAMER MOMENT*

MQN right because it’s an epic gamer move

People don't seem to understand why they voted the girl out, they split the pool of money between the winners and they made an agreement to kick her out so the true t-posing gamer bros would get MAXIMUM gamer score

wow you sexist bitc

a girl i knew often worked in kitchens. her jobs were not culinary-related. but she did get paid for them.

He probably just cleaned the kitchen.

Just kinda cringe

fgt I think the channel is called NovaLightSky

non pewdiepie watchers confimed

Ironclad tortilla chips unfortunately they can be.

Nienel there is no wooosh. I am just racist

Ali Hadi Babar I can respect that

Ninja was obviously the janitor. Don't tell me he was actually cooking something.

saying it's "just bread" is such a weak mindset.

@@honeycomb937 living in quarantine is so hard, you need legs and arms to start the gaming system, go get a real job

SILLY

Gooffy Yt get a real job Yeah... while you’re stuck at home... dumbass

Cutting bread is much harder than being a kicker. It requires existing, breathing, blinking, even standing.

I'm sorry but as a "gamer" myself who has witnessed rampant misogyny in gaming, them kicking out the two girls was pretty par for the course.

@@apt0913 as they should 😎

attack theoRy cause girls have cooties duh, also if you haven’t noticed these guess which one doesn’t belong videos are full of stuck up people who think they are THE gamer and most are just so overly trying to be a gamer, that they just look cringe

@@apt0913 this is prob why there still aren't as many girls in many types of games yet. And then those same guys complain when girls don't get the games or don't share similar game interests. Hmm I wonder why?

Captain Hawk 007 *laughs in closet*

SHUT UP NINJA IS THHE BEST ANYONE WHO HATES ON NINJA IS A LOSER NOOB XDXDXDXD

ZebraTerabyte // zT productions you big dumb how old are you or are you just memeing

@@bengaws5457 he was clearly being sarcastic

@@axel2217 I mean he has a Roblox pfp so its kinda hard to tell

Exactly hes just salty tho

50k karma for the walter pfp

Hello

Epic

@@He-who-wakes damn we a whole community

@@driphardnotatall4939 nah we a hive mine

He’s Ninja. He’s an ignorant and arrogant piece of shit. Hope he gets his ass literally kicked one day.

Person who knows what they're doing: Okay so do this Ninja in his head: Yeah but I'm ninja i should do whats best for me 😌

If I 1v1 him in tf2 with all stock, he'd lose by being too distracted trying to tear down 2fort to build a tower while I just walk into the enemy base unopposed

i was thinking "they're 100% gonna kick out the girl at some point"

Gamers have an aura that blocks all simping

I’m dead bruh

Either gamer or simp, no mix.

Hell yeah

**flops a freshly killed squirrel in front of Ninja** It's just food, right?

haha I get it

Cum is just a drink

Why are you reading this ngl, I thought your pfp was naruto getting butt fucked by the fox behind him

@@FakeLexi same lol

It isn't a real gamer moment without someone screaming"ni66er" with a shitty mic

@@sebbb3236 modern warfare moment

@@fujimxto did anyone else grow up in bo2 lobbies? Those were ruthless

@MajesticObjective 17, actually. Started playing on my dad's ps3 when I was 5 and we got an Xbox 360 later on

@Dat Boii the golden years

that’s a gamer moment

@Dat Boii who the fuck cares if its a minority or not. In a game you don't ask "hey are you asian? Native american? Black?".

@@CarlosAM1 it was a joke bro

@@sycophantic0 aeugh

Sow your saying asians arnt gamers ....cooooooool

I see through your disguise, SwaggerSouls

Bold of you to assume we ain't already all being bullied for watching the ha ha funny so guys we did it man.

@Living Breathing Meme damn was about to say that but oh well I guess

bold of you to assume i have a face cam

Bold of you to assume that the “bold of you to assume” meme is still funny

Aeteno Dude that’s so true. The “gamer” episode in Law and Order SVU is so out of touch, I could absolutely see that being the handle of one of them. Also, that name should have been a big red flag for the other gamers. Anyone with that name would instantly get bullied for having the name a 13 y/o edge lord would come up with

And my day is ...

@@Sam21856 ruined

@@DogeBladeMaster you said funny word this is a certified big chungus 100% epic gamer reddit moment 1!1!1!1!!1!!1!!

@@SpringODc2melapela thx

Tu m'as tué 😂

C'est pour ça qu'on à inventé la guillotine.

ohoho, baguette

Cédric GACHE exactement

Baguette langue intensifies

you forgot "fortnite"

no gamer tyler ninja blevins

wise words sans

SO GUYS WE DID IT!

Tyler ninja fortnite blevins

I mean, yeah, there are since food's solo only and simple food is easy to just not mess up. If a chief is messing up your food 1/10 times then yeah, there is something wrong with them.

ppfresh hey buddy, it’s a joke. Don’t need to give a serious answer, he doesn’t care.

thats a gamer moment

ThirtyTimesBack23 it mostly has to do with gettig food out in time. If theres a rush and one dish has a simple mistake, no kitchen is going to re-make it. Theyll send it out and recook it if it gets sent back, but priority one is getting food on tables asap

ppfresh ninja? Is that you?

LazyBoy 220 noodle kitchen

It hurted me so much to see that bread loaf. SO MUCH.

@@samfitzz3 I mean noodles are kinda bread maybe if you squint and have never looked at bread

He's a glorified prep-cook. Probably spent 90% of his time in dish.

@@Nipotazzi This bread loaf will hunt me in my dreams

Bruh imagine BREATHING. Lol bruh breathing is for plebs.

The phrase "I NEED MEDICAL ASSISTANCE" is such a weak mindset

Idk why people die but bruh just breath smh

So true gotta keep that carbon dioxide clout on that oxygen

Idk why do people feel sad, just get happy! :D

That's a gamer moment right there.

I hope so.

His haircut bothers me

@@doggger no one says nerd anymore

@@magnumbeefus look at you being all hip and shit,i should learn from you how to be cool.

They’re both redditors

@@mamoose8383 hahahha

Gay lovers

What if I was the gf?

@@shaynehughes6645 a even TRUER _gamer_

@@thompsonator4696 this is a gamer moment Btw 1 hour is only 500gp

You mean egirl gg

Or had one on club penguin

tbh, it kind of ticked me off. the three dudes that won essentially did fuck all to get it. they were standing around twiddling their thumbs as the girl went ham discovering the fake. i'll be honest, show would be better if they don't get incentivized to vote out as many people as possible. if the prize was just say, flat 1000 dollars or w/e for everyone that wins, it'd be fairer. and also more likely they only gotta pay one person tbh. as the less voting the higher the odds the mole wins.

The helmet stayed on

Now this is epic

Stick to giving me pinnacle drops

@@SuperExodian tbf if you had no idea about until dawn it's better to eliminate both of them , she was very aggressive and waanted to continue the game despite claiming she found the mole , she also said she never played sonic because she didn't have a game boy advanced , she was a prime target for being voted out and while the other guys didn't do much alliances are the most important thing in a game where you don't win for just finding the mole but surviving until the end aswell

SO GUYS WE DID IT!

@@eastneetfleet9488 But what about the fanbase cuz I think it's still somewhat toxic

@@crashphoenix6362 How do you know

@@eastneetfleet9488 Play Realm Royale instead, if any battle royale. Or Minecraft hunger games.

Why do you fuel the circlejerk?

Creative destruction already did that

Sounds like it came from the original Xbox commercials

"Iloveblood3000" I cringed so hard like wtf

we need to start a revolution where we convince pyro to make petscop 2

This is dreadful.

Then lets do it

It’s not ethically made, its epically made

Okay, that's epic

And somehow it makes me want to buy it more

Child labour

@@cali7056 atleast he's being honest

That's a gamer moment

And without meme break

I feel so bad for Nola :

Those were absolute chads

@Dod o granted, but that mistake didn't warrant exile by the tribe of T posers. I don't think I'd even care maybe as much, if those three didn't make gamers look like the biggest losers ever lol.

@@coquifrogs5873 the t poser tribe are big chads

King move

CookieClicker what

Why is the sky blue? Why is water wet? Why did Judas rat to Romans while Jesus slept?

Water is not wet though. Water *makes* things with a stable form wet.

People die when they are killed

u wot m8?

"Mr Ninja, are you experienced around the operating table?" "Yep" "Give this man a scalpel!"

cant wait for this words: "YOU FUCKING USELESS PIECE OF SHIT, GET OUT! *GET OUT!!!*"

He can't mess up worse than Steveo did can he? He'll probably find a way to mess up worse, at least Steveo had knowledge on cooking before

He will replace Gordon Ramsay

And gets eliminated before the first service.

SO GUYS

no, u got it confused with 4 million YEARS not Subs

Barneyguy WE DID IT

Papa Rez _ your hopes are too high

@@r0h4n56 WE DID IT

Shush

Sus

Pyro: pewdiepie bad Also pyro: so there's this Jubilee video I heard about

Cr1tiKaL: Makes the Jubilee videos first Pewdiepie and Pyro: Hey, this is good.

Pyro releasing his videos during a crisis like this is well deserved

Jubilee are probably paying Pewdiepie to react to it, he shouts them out and links them in every video about it

Jubilee: hey this is a good video idea Everyone else: hey that's a good video idea

"The name's Blevins, Fortnite Gamer Twitch Streamer Ninja Gamer Fortnite Tyler Blevins."

Mixer streamer

More like...Tyler "THE-FUCK-YOU-SAID-TO-ME-YOU-LITTLE-SHIT!!!" Blevins

Mixer streamer you mean

Idk why but hearing someone using unironically without actually knowing what unironically means makes me feel uncomfortable.

*Then you must be very sensitive to anything that has to do with the word gamer or what it stands for. Here, allow me to unironically say gamer to make you uncomfortable because apparently not saying “gamer” ironically makes it unironic, right? Because it’s more than just a word than it is an average, everyday internet slang most usually used by incels, right? Than it is a meaning for fat, lonely, and obese people that need to go outside and see what life is like for once without relying on the whole “Lmao I’m so relatable and quirky for using the word gamer lawl! >_

gamer

That's One Interesting Pfp Ya Got there chill out dude why u so offended its just my opinion if you don’t like it you can just ignore it

Okay i don't like when people say they don't like criticism, that's part of the reason comments are made, if you don't like criticism then don't comment

*Gordon Ramsay

Bro he makes me look like the god of cooking

*Jamie Oliver

@@nasu9030 He's referring to Gordon Ramsay's mentally handicapped brother.

MANS. COULD. NOT. CUT. BREAD.

I doubt he ever actually used the kitchen in over 10 years.

And guaranteed to give you instant chronic depression

The game isn’t even fun

Nenk0u360 no, its fun and satisfying at best but time eating and frustrating at worst. People like gambling and league gambles dopamine

@@poggers4392 with friends it's fun at best. Satisfying? Not really.

Mart Mine oh, you have you NOT landed a combo as aatrox when fed? Have you NOT set up a wombo combo as jarvan? Have you NOT outplayed both your laner and jungler at the same time as darius? Its fucking SATISFYING

He even put his hand up aswell

the band kid energy is strong with this one

I have the video paused right now because I can't handle the secondhand cringe

Hey man, fuck you! But it's also accurate. I'm a die hard band kid :'(

@@GingerKing243 wait, you’re actually un-ironically calling yourself a band kid?

@Another Random Guy yeah...

@Another Random Guy Unironic Naruto profile pic.

His favorite character is Sasuke.

Sad Bart Simpson pfp ass

black and white anime boy looking over to the side

smh pyro

bruh

yes

Mekiku same

Levi Betts lmao

I think he means 2090

Bruh theyre eleven now.....

ha i’m born in 2008

@@absolutedumbass5337 same

09? Pyro fans aren’t 11 years old

I still remember spamming ASPIRINE and PRECIOUSPROTECTION in Vice City

Oh you're a gamer? Name every cheat in gta5

Plz dont ask about gta sa health cheat on pc?

@Ben Dover hmm...there's a few solutions such as exclusives I suppose

this looks oddly unironic which makes it 10 times better

What's school?

What’s school?

Damn, my school is out for the rest of the year.

pokeowl I mean pyro is right

wear the merch and use the camera in the online class so you get the girls

Absolute virgin. PewDiePie copied Pyrocynical.

@Schnoppe I guess this gonna go on. Better get my popcorn

@Schnoppe PewDiePie copied Greekgodx

Menil XD oof. All of our living existence is copying.

That's a gamer moment

Lmfao

shit happen to me to. aint even mad about the ad popping out

Me too

The only time I was OK with an ad

Did y'all get the mobile legend bang bangs ad or

Wow you made the same joke as pyro did in the video,good job

Motivated Vergil u can play league , and also play other games

@@petarvsgaming7893 That's true, but you see, most don't

@Blueish Flame Perfect for you then.

Have you played RAid:ShaWDoW LeGenDS?

actic they’re a mutt of the worst kind.

@@sothatsdevintart2562 >Implying that they're not worse than the worse type of mutts Amermutts suck but I have a feeling they're something more than an Amerimutt, worse than the Amerimutt.

we need to start a revolution where we convince pyro to make petscop 2

Redditors arent gamers if they only play minecraft and watch jojo. I dont like minecraft but play lots of games ( Bandori, Persona, Animal Crossing, etc ). I still get harassed and told that im “ a normie not epic gamer “

What does a “redditor” do exactly

I mean she weeded out the mole and it was pretty obvious that the 3 dudes sperging out werent the moles, yet after the mole was gone she specifically pushed to keep the game going meanin she wanted to just eliminate more people to shrink the prize split. So meh, she got what she deserved.

@@Ehh..... facts tho

Annoying Guy probably cus she’s annoying as shit lol

It’s a flawed system if you win each person should just get a flat sum of money, right now there’s no reason not to kick someone out you know isn’t the person because if you do you’ll get extra cash

@AxentiumZ She went for a risk. She got boofed. Even not being a woman the chance of being eliminated is 1/4. She actively wanted to continue the game. Don't blame the guys.

funniest shit I've ever seen

This reminded me of sekirei when the dude with the unstable body asks the scientist "why did you make me this way ?" and the scientist replies "iT's jUsT a GaMe, It'S jUsT a hUmoRoUs gAmE."

@@deathserpent9747 it's a good anime, you're a man of culture

@@beelzeboss9631 yes. I am still waiting for tsugumomo season 2

@@deathserpent9747 I'm still waiting for more My girlfriend is a Gal

im not a fan of soccer/british football either but there's also the factor of every other kicker in the opposing team trying to take the ball

Ninja simple doesn’t know shit about sports

lithium-0 well in American football there’s also pressure, from not only the fact that the kick may mean a lot more than “just 3 points” but also the fact that there are 11 big ass dudes running right for your ass to keep u from kicking that ball between the goalposts

well obviously because ninja is too ignorant about other stuff that's not really in his "field of expertise" which he's not even great at as well

He also forget there are factors like, Being a human

His brain is as smooth as a bowling ball.

*that’s a gamer moment*

@@brandyb9987 smoothest brain.👍🏻

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