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@zls_paladin6472
@zls_paladin6472 5 лет назад
"I only want to die the average amount" Is a shockingly relatable and measurable thing tbh
@whatisthis2809
@whatisthis2809 4 года назад
agrees
@theillusion3622
@theillusion3622 4 года назад
It always cracks me up every time I listen to the video lmao
@mrman5066
@mrman5066 4 года назад
that bad, huh?
@spekdodo5046
@spekdodo5046 3 года назад
I have it as my ringtone lol
@lettersfrom1978
@lettersfrom1978 3 года назад
Same
@lightningsaiyajin
@lightningsaiyajin 7 лет назад
You know, I wonder what Pig's parents think about this Pig's Mom: "Honey is our son talking to himself again?" Pig's Dad: "We have a son?"
@-datnerd-3125
@-datnerd-3125 7 лет назад
LightningSaiyan 😂
@KelpDaJuice
@KelpDaJuice 7 лет назад
LightningSaiyan he has a name you know.
@KelpDaJuice
@KelpDaJuice 7 лет назад
DezlatedVibes -_-
@tannimates2837
@tannimates2837 7 лет назад
Lol!
@joshsengstock7020
@joshsengstock7020 7 лет назад
LOLOLOL
@fun_nuggets2514
@fun_nuggets2514 3 года назад
Therapist: “how much do you want to die?” Techno: “only the normal amount” Therapist: “the normal amount is not at all” Techno:
@alexplaysminc.-.5922
@alexplaysminc.-.5922 3 года назад
Techno: ' _my_ normal amount'
@raythepan6417
@raythepan6417 2 года назад
Yeah- didn't know that till I went to therapy
@bumblebeerror9019
@bumblebeerror9019 2 года назад
Bro I won’t lie this is exactly how my therapist introduced me to the idea that wanting life to stop but not doing anything about it is still being suicidal
@mrkunga9404
@mrkunga9404 2 года назад
therapist: “how much do you want to die” techno: “only the average amount” therapist: “oh, seems like we have work to do…”
@elloflexz6902
@elloflexz6902 2 года назад
@@alexplaysminc.-.5922 our
@datmai9467
@datmai9467 3 года назад
"you have to afk 23 hours or more or you die" Technoblade's alts during the potato war
@_shadow_1
@_shadow_1 Год назад
He forgot to afk in the lobby...
@Jankyson
@Jankyson 4 года назад
3:55 I legit was afk one time and i came back to the victory screen
@ArchAranha
@ArchAranha 4 года назад
Jankyson same except I splashed fire resistance then the last guy put lava on me I didn’t die so he said “I don’t wanna play with a hacker” and jumped off the edge, I was bored and was watching my screen not doing anything. He reported me xD staff stood for me when the a different staff asked, because I’ve played with staff lololol
@rikeshgurung834
@rikeshgurung834 3 года назад
@@ArchAranha doesent sound legit
@koishiandhat159
@koishiandhat159 3 года назад
@@rikeshgurung834 it's probably legit since the average sky wars players iq is 0.0001
@ArchAranha
@ArchAranha 3 года назад
Sand Underman yee this was also 2 yrs ago and they’ve developed actual brain cells. But I’m not joking lmaoo
@koishiandhat159
@koishiandhat159 3 года назад
@@ArchAranha but seeing theses are just months ago they've seemed to still haven't developed brain cells
@greenpotato2237
@greenpotato2237 4 года назад
"I first heard my voice when I was like 12 and was like THIS ISN'T MY VOICE" legit me during my 7th grade "audio project"
@ieatbread8130
@ieatbread8130 4 года назад
when I heard my voice I legitimately wanted to die, It was so high pitched and disgusting.
@ghost1339
@ghost1339 4 года назад
@@ieatbread8130 opposite for me, mine sounds way deeper on camera than it does to me in real life
@demanoniesmak9898
@demanoniesmak9898 4 года назад
When ha said im only 17 years old i were thinking hes 25+
@vidushpradeepan7945
@vidushpradeepan7945 4 года назад
Wow you were deaf for 12 years?
@vidushpradeepan7945
@vidushpradeepan7945 4 года назад
Wow you were deaf for 12 years?
@kur0thebirb618
@kur0thebirb618 3 года назад
As a Vietnamese person, the intro was very wholesome to me for some reason
@kieuvo1287
@kieuvo1287 3 года назад
Same bro
@dennynguyen4725
@dennynguyen4725 3 года назад
Viet gang
@hungreee
@hungreee 2 года назад
Yeah
@LyNguyen-ng9fh
@LyNguyen-ng9fh 2 года назад
Same
@merikatori
@merikatori 2 года назад
Yeah viet gang:)
@fireflyvines
@fireflyvines 3 года назад
"I had a giant headache and the only thing I could think of is how much i wanted to die, but now i feel better and i only want to die the average amount." -Technoblade
@Expin4
@Expin4 3 года назад
"There's no way my voice sounds like this I have FRIENDS." Mood.
@seanpogmtv
@seanpogmtv 2 года назад
Bruh
@Dm3tX7zn
@Dm3tX7zn 2 года назад
Thanks for the comment. When I heard it I didn’t understand but now I got it lol he is just so funny
@watermelon4703
@watermelon4703 4 года назад
I just love the way Technoblade sounds depressed and dead inside xD
@Snqwball
@Snqwball 4 года назад
It's probably because of skywars
@nicholaszhang3497
@nicholaszhang3497 4 года назад
Exactly, I play skyward and now I’m depressed like HELL
@nicholaszhang3497
@nicholaszhang3497 4 года назад
Even though I’m only 11 yrs old
@zitou2170
@zitou2170 4 года назад
You are laughing at a man that has sadness do you feel good about yourself sir
@Ampheline
@Ampheline 4 года назад
This reply section is more cancerous than a terminal illness ward.
@shorterperson1421
@shorterperson1421 3 года назад
This is where he learned to ues the pickaxe to kill quackity in the dream smp
@randommeogamer
@randommeogamer 2 года назад
I was playing a random bridge duel that ended in me and the other guy just pvping with our picks for no reason lel
@Razornuke
@Razornuke Год назад
I guess he didn't afk long enough. I hope you found peace, Techno. We'll all miss you. 👑
@Sluip69
@Sluip69 Год назад
o7
@WeptLeaf
@WeptLeaf Год назад
o7
@marvidsonflores8996
@marvidsonflores8996 Год назад
o7
@naomicatherine3619
@naomicatherine3619 Год назад
o7
@concept431
@concept431 Год назад
7o
@Ali-kn9qf
@Ali-kn9qf 7 лет назад
"I only want to die the average amount" SAME
@maplelilysofia9329
@maplelilysofia9329 6 лет назад
oAnubis - Rainbow Unicorn same :(
@hale_gem7019
@hale_gem7019 6 лет назад
Same
@Fish_tennis
@Fish_tennis 5 лет назад
me to 😃🔫
@cowboymooman8776
@cowboymooman8776 5 лет назад
What's that? I die around...7 times in each bedwars game
@GenNuki
@GenNuki 4 года назад
SAME TOO
@zero5800
@zero5800 4 года назад
when you've binge-watched all the Technoblade videos you can predict what he is about to say
@dapperchap2074
@dapperchap2074 3 года назад
@Paulo Dietrich Ah, a man of culture I see?
@aaron7107
@aaron7107 3 года назад
how did you know i was a man of good taste
@XiGlove
@XiGlove 3 года назад
@Paulo Dietrich " *And your next line will be "PVP!!!"* "
@jamesbarrera4595
@jamesbarrera4595 3 года назад
Jojo
@Silabear
@Silabear 3 года назад
what neeeeeeerd
@ring-a-bell8419
@ring-a-bell8419 Год назад
Wow, he really did die young. I’m so glad we have these old videos of him, I didn’t appreciate them until I realized they were the good old days. Even the older videos feel like the highest quality of entertainment to me now. Rest In Peace, Technoblade. I only hope he uploads a new video after he defeats God.
@leonardgregory3730
@leonardgregory3730 Год назад
How can he beat God when he can't beat cancer
@cliryu
@cliryu Год назад
because technoblade likes drop kicking orphans
@supergamingyo33
@supergamingyo33 Год назад
@@leonardgregory3730 “technoblade died and cancer died with him. its a draw.” -a loaf of bread
@fireball305
@fireball305 Год назад
@@leonardgregory3730 he did beat cancer, he just decided to die with it
@acethemain7776
@acethemain7776 Год назад
i can see the new video title: "How i defeated GOD and won a second life"
@DawleyDude
@DawleyDude Год назад
Been rewatching all his older videos, so nice to see so many others coming back to support the channel. R.I.P Techno❤
@Amokzyy
@Amokzyy 7 лет назад
*Warning: 40 year old man stabs children for coins and ruins their dreams. The police will look forward to this.*
@jaxorgate
@jaxorgate 7 лет назад
Cy0rp haha!!
@iandugger1168
@iandugger1168 6 лет назад
Cy0rp I hope the Forty year old thing is a joke but xD
@CosmiKazie
@CosmiKazie 6 лет назад
Cy0rp bruh he's in college
@obliteratordeathcon4456
@obliteratordeathcon4456 5 лет назад
CosmiKazie lol wrong he's in *HIGH* school
@acute9571
@acute9571 5 лет назад
No he's in *COLLEGE* top ten plays of the week Tony TNT with his amazing *Typing Skillz*
@lukasejvinsson9289
@lukasejvinsson9289 7 лет назад
I miss the "anyhow's"
@tactful6908
@tactful6908 5 лет назад
Yeah me too man
@bamboozledan
@bamboozledan 4 года назад
I miss his 'Not even close'
@oskargame
@oskargame 3 года назад
@@bamboozledan he still does that
@bamboozledan
@bamboozledan 3 года назад
@@oskargame I mean... He doesn't say it as much anymore.
@ipzee3748
@ipzee3748 3 года назад
"I have a pickaxe and I'll put it through your teeth" Technoblade 2020
@conormaccarthy249
@conormaccarthy249 3 года назад
I fuckin knew I'd find it somewhere
@UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal
@UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal 3 года назад
He realy does seem to have a fascination for pickaxes
@benfrank9622
@benfrank9622 Год назад
Since Techno died, his teachings still lives on. And one of those teachings involves ruining everyone's fun when they least expect it.
@dfchandler2671
@dfchandler2671 7 лет назад
Techno: "This name has a story attached to it" Me: "Oh boi another technoblade classic"
@hadoom848
@hadoom848 4 года назад
No comments yw.
@luigiplayerone7749
@luigiplayerone7749 4 года назад
Vietnam
@motlinehiami
@motlinehiami 4 года назад
do you need healing
@prav2568
@prav2568 3 года назад
Hello another year later
@TexHooper88
@TexHooper88 5 лет назад
Ur voice is way to deep for 17. Ur voice is lower than my dad and he is 43
@HG-mj9ow
@HG-mj9ow 4 года назад
It’s the English major in him if he becomes an English professor he needs to have a low voice it’s in the job requirement
@bob-mh9rl
@bob-mh9rl 4 года назад
HG 80 Can confirm
@soare4874
@soare4874 4 года назад
he will be the next trailer voice
@terro3953
@terro3953 4 года назад
hes just low
@kendrataylor4989
@kendrataylor4989 4 года назад
It’s his mic
@niagra-
@niagra- 3 года назад
Technoblade: “Maybe he just likes saying Vietnam” Me: *vietnam flashbacks*
@ebi._.
@ebi._. 3 года назад
OwO!
@saulgoodman2780
@saulgoodman2780 3 года назад
I, a Vietnamese, approve this comment
@niagra-
@niagra- 3 года назад
@@ebi._. OwO
@niagra-
@niagra- 3 года назад
@@saulgoodman2780 thank you, my comrade
@ebi._.
@ebi._. 3 года назад
I'm from Vietnam too, LOL
@lilac5403
@lilac5403 3 года назад
It’s fun to see that 3 years ago he still had a deep voice
@alexo7902
@alexo7902 4 года назад
“Ptain” is French he missed the “u” he meant to say “putain” meaning “women who does grow up stuff for money” and also used as “F*CK !” in French.
@rafaelpresseault7344
@rafaelpresseault7344 4 года назад
Yes
@meinfisch2056
@meinfisch2056 4 года назад
Eagle Master no time for french lesson but thanks
@Xavagery
@Xavagery 3 года назад
Le Phoque
@Xavagery
@Xavagery 3 года назад
or it was Phuque whatever you get the point
@no-pv3dn
@no-pv3dn 3 года назад
markjoseph ongaria how? The letters arent even next to eachother
@lisk1489
@lisk1489 4 года назад
"I only want to die the normal amount now" -Technoblade 2018
@lilatunez
@lilatunez 4 года назад
2017
@TheOfficialBlueTheRaptor
@TheOfficialBlueTheRaptor 3 года назад
_@Lisk 2017_
@SpideyPlayzGames
@SpideyPlayzGames Год назад
That didnt age well
@AE-ny2zg
@AE-ny2zg Год назад
i completely forgot what happened to technoblade, until this video was recommended to me. i miss techno so much ❤
@chupko1106
@chupko1106 Год назад
same here
@Rudra_SB23
@Rudra_SB23 Год назад
Techno was the only person who can make the 100-200 star players look noob. Rest In Peace, Technoblade
@10xTNT
@10xTNT 6 лет назад
"I only want to die the average amount"
@pengukun2542
@pengukun2542 4 года назад
You profile icon fits this too well
@HappypandaAJ
@HappypandaAJ 3 года назад
Me to my counselor XD
@Katomou
@Katomou 4 года назад
"I was going to record another round but pizza just got here so.. Later nerds" Pro gamer move
@waiitwhaat
@waiitwhaat 3 года назад
He pulled an MLG Pizza on us
@spleefyleafy8322
@spleefyleafy8322 3 года назад
Indeed
@keiranotfound756
@keiranotfound756 3 года назад
The title: "No fun allowed" Me at my friends house: hey I got to go, techno said so
@stefansharkov7500
@stefansharkov7500 Год назад
Looks like that curse got him
@kyraiscute3234
@kyraiscute3234 6 лет назад
"It's actually my new hobby though you just walk up behind people and breathe down their neck until they realise you're there" I AM DYING 😂😂😂
@alex2005z
@alex2005z 2 года назад
Plot twist: he wasnt talking about minecraft
@vasilis6622
@vasilis6622 5 лет назад
4:20 this laugh will haunt me forever
@tirny2144
@tirny2144 3 года назад
420 LOL
@pixisticks
@pixisticks 3 года назад
BRUH 420 BRUHHHHHHH
@hiagain6435
@hiagain6435 3 года назад
Nice
@SniperGaming178
@SniperGaming178 3 года назад
Watch it again with subtitles. Wait till he says golden apples.
@SniperGaming178
@SniperGaming178 3 года назад
Just so Y’know, it’s at 2:48 I think
@Valllcorrr
@Valllcorrr Год назад
Well the title is accurate for the entire month of July 2022
@shael4866
@shael4866 3 года назад
5:08"Ptain" is a French abbreviations of "putain" that could be translated as "biatch" (but it's usually used to say that you miss something and rarely to insult)
@andresiteblock5108
@andresiteblock5108 2 года назад
as a french i think that would be really plausible
@minecraftpinksheep8940
@minecraftpinksheep8940 4 года назад
when he said "I only want to die the average amount" i really felt that
@Airless
@Airless 7 лет назад
yea you do sound like you're 40 like your voice with-holds all the knowledge in the universe
@saucecake2475
@saucecake2475 7 лет назад
Even though forty is still relatively young. "Middle Aged".
@xx__xx5385
@xx__xx5385 6 лет назад
or all the knowledge of guitars and shit
@jaymeda6678
@jaymeda6678 3 года назад
9:32 So this is when Techno perfected his pickaxe skills enough to kill Quackity
@sujal8083
@sujal8083 2 года назад
The efficiency V pickaxe with strength and speed goes through his teeth.
@SazParts
@SazParts 4 года назад
I got seven kills one day, and I won. That was my third win after 31 games... I peaked so hard that game, I’m afraid I will never get a win like that
@toshio7195
@toshio7195 3 года назад
nice
@russianpignoobmc
@russianpignoobmc Год назад
this is late but once i got 9 kills
@popsiclealgorithms3651
@popsiclealgorithms3651 7 лет назад
help me with my taxes
@Technoblade
@Technoblade 7 лет назад
no
@Felven
@Felven 4 года назад
Ohmygod lol
@unoriginalcopy9844
@unoriginalcopy9844 4 года назад
What is this heresy
@eileda7764
@eileda7764 3 года назад
9:32 the original "i have a pickaxe and i'll put it through your teeth"
@onkar5404
@onkar5404 Год назад
It still hasn’t properly sunk in yet, but i’ve come back to this video because this was one of the first technoblade videos i ever watched. I remember falling in love with his storytelling and his sarcastic humour. I hope you rest well Alex, you really touched my heart when i was 14, and through the toughest of times, the sketchy upload schedule of Technoblade really helped me forget my meaningless teenage difficulties. You will never die in our hearts. And you certainly will not be forgotten.
@dababy7329
@dababy7329 4 года назад
“I only want to die the average amount” So still pretty high
@rlakey
@rlakey 4 года назад
That’s quirky
@tomgaschet6427
@tomgaschet6427 5 лет назад
Ptain is for "putain" that means "dawmn" in french
@rafaelpresseault7344
@rafaelpresseault7344 4 года назад
Yes
@FireANT5107
@FireANT5107 4 года назад
Yah
@Dhruv4488
@Dhruv4488 4 года назад
Yep
@ladder3257
@ladder3257 4 года назад
oui
@SamWillBenchYa
@SamWillBenchYa 4 года назад
Oui
@suome_hypergames6999
@suome_hypergames6999 3 года назад
*when the stans rewatch Technos old videos and find out a general base for his age :* me over here : *"i only want to die the average amount"*
@Burssty
@Burssty 3 года назад
This is still a really good way to learn how to do Skywars. He gives a lot of passive tips and tricks just by playing
@snowyroxus6200
@snowyroxus6200 6 лет назад
yes vietnam a country
@spyfer-exm9338
@spyfer-exm9338 6 лет назад
hey i am from vietname to iam vietnamese
@haiang287
@haiang287 5 лет назад
người vn :)
@a5trhtien782
@a5trhtien782 4 года назад
Hé lô
@itzbip_vn6102
@itzbip_vn6102 4 года назад
Teo là VN
@bachouvenn430
@bachouvenn430 4 года назад
How to spot a vietnamese: Uses this icon :))))
@tecnoblode4906
@tecnoblode4906 7 лет назад
Techno's voice sound like he should be buff but then he's actually a scrawny 18 year old
@emosti9652
@emosti9652 6 лет назад
imo his voice fits a scrawny 18 year old... i can see it
@jacobtaylor3356
@jacobtaylor3356 5 лет назад
Are you the real tecnoblode
@isakurs
@isakurs 4 года назад
Woah is this the real tecno blode
@NoobMaster-gn1us
@NoobMaster-gn1us 4 года назад
@@isakurs woah is this the real oof head
@reptillian78
@reptillian78 Год назад
going through his old vids is heartbreaking why tf did he have to die
@thegoldknightplays3804
@thegoldknightplays3804 Год назад
Ik it's so heartbreaking 💔
@salseslurper
@salseslurper Год назад
R.I.P
@Ho1tz
@Ho1tz 3 года назад
techno: *loses 3 hearts* also techno: Nope. This isn't happening
@Psyaeiou
@Psyaeiou 4 года назад
I met a guy on Hypixel today whose name is Vietname, wonder where he got it from
@syborg5791
@syborg5791 5 лет назад
"THEY WONT LET ME VOTE" xD
@croverns164
@croverns164 3 года назад
-feminists,1848
@unknownllama3059
@unknownllama3059 3 года назад
8:00 rapping faster than eminem while talking about minecraft
@Glaceon35_the_snowpea
@Glaceon35_the_snowpea 3 года назад
7:34 the best song that i heard lol
@brodyblackard2386
@brodyblackard2386 7 лет назад
I read the title as "no pun allowed" and I was like well there goes 50% of techno's commentary skills.
@Smitology
@Smitology Год назад
Now that I think about it I don't think Techno really used puns all that much. He used more sarcasm and dark humour as his style
@itspotatotimeofficial
@itspotatotimeofficial 4 года назад
Fun: *exists* Techo: I am gonna ruin this man's whole career
@danfm1
@danfm1 Год назад
damn, i guess he forgot to afk for 23 hours a day...
@ngfcdwmhgdwgvhjhdwjbhadkjg8533
Lmao
@gsainoy
@gsainoy Год назад
damn he already beat the cancer it was just the afking that got him
@akakyan7705
@akakyan7705 3 года назад
Technoblade in 2017: Wins game of Skywars with a pickaxe Technoblade in 2020: Kills Quackity in a 1v1, using a pickaxe Conclusion: TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!
@drbladerz5530
@drbladerz5530 3 года назад
And that he loves using picks as weapons
@Victor--
@Victor-- Год назад
Technoblade is dead😢
@Julio-wc3vg
@Julio-wc3vg Год назад
@@Victor-- nah fam he just ran out of competent challengers and went to figth god
@zipy9966
@zipy9966 7 лет назад
Next nickname: TotallyNotATechno
@FBI8625
@FBI8625 3 года назад
5:02 "don't doubt me" he says while neglecting to realize that he has boots.
@scootyman_
@scootyman_ 3 года назад
6:15 this man lowkey playing on a controller
@edam5112
@edam5112 3 года назад
I was chillin on my couch watching this and then.... Techno said he was 17 and I was like WUT
@BAVBAVBAV
@BAVBAVBAV 5 лет назад
This is genuinely to this day my favorite episode
@octo349
@octo349 7 лет назад
you fought in the vietnamese war, how did you forget?
@Xanthopathy
@Xanthopathy 7 лет назад
I havent learned about him in vietnamese history yet.
@dachi2k473
@dachi2k473 6 лет назад
I from vietnamese
@LamNguyen-fd4po
@LamNguyen-fd4po 6 лет назад
Katori ArtTM The correct sentence í: I'm from Vietnam Or: I'm Vietnamese
@mroppossum4100
@mroppossum4100 5 лет назад
Or I’m from wooosh
@flurpiex2595
@flurpiex2595 5 лет назад
@@LamNguyen-fd4po U mean vietname?
@lukeshales07
@lukeshales07 Год назад
"i have friends this possibly can't be my voice" i relate so much
@thepuppyking3733
@thepuppyking3733 Год назад
Technoblade thought he was sent to hell but he remembered it was a bed wars map and the sinners were made into nerds he wasn’t being punished he was the punishment
@Slashy.
@Slashy. 4 года назад
"I only want to die an average amount" *Yes c:*
@frenchdinosaurs3726
@frenchdinosaurs3726 7 лет назад
To be honest, I just started watching this channel today, and I LOVE it! The titles have my entire family cracking up, and I am a huge fan of Skywars. 10/10
@ItsThatWaffle
@ItsThatWaffle 2 года назад
Well ik this comment is late (very lol) but you’ve discovered a gem of a youtube channel, and my favourite to this day
@lucoa460
@lucoa460 Год назад
Well. His ded now so...
@sfdwefefgrefefefefefewf8553
@sfdwefefgrefefefefefewf8553 3 года назад
regular skywars player: please have mercy technoblade: there is no mercy
@raphrblx_id5977
@raphrblx_id5977 3 года назад
9:08 rare footage of the birth of *TOOTHPICK*
@milestone1719
@milestone1719 3 года назад
Yeah
@Sam10-re9hv
@Sam10-re9hv 7 лет назад
this title is why techno is a positive role model for children 😂😂
@Victor--
@Victor-- Год назад
😰
@distrain-minecraft9592
@distrain-minecraft9592 7 лет назад
#BringBackTecnoblode
@tecnoblode4906
@tecnoblode4906 7 лет назад
i love you all
@ilikegames5375
@ilikegames5375 7 лет назад
wait u real
@ilikegames5375
@ilikegames5375 7 лет назад
dream killer
@tecnoblode4906
@tecnoblode4906 7 лет назад
i slaughter all dreams
@Mettox
@Mettox 7 лет назад
tecno blode LOOOOOOOOOOL lets have kids XDDDDDDD im high again
@meepnugget1651
@meepnugget1651 3 года назад
10:49 America in WW2 looking at japan
@dynisty3929
@dynisty3929 3 года назад
This should not have made me laugh as hard as it did
@jackca829
@jackca829 2 года назад
Techno playing fortnite with his dimond pickaxe 9:39
@pdplague
@pdplague 7 лет назад
9:00 " Sharp Efficiency Five! " Technoblade 2k17
@justmattq2860
@justmattq2860 Год назад
ill always love your skywars videos techno, RIP
@leonardgregory3730
@leonardgregory3730 Год назад
Rip
@salamanderxrs7587
@salamanderxrs7587 3 года назад
"I only want to die the average amount" - Technoblade
@Fun_Sized_Otter
@Fun_Sized_Otter 3 года назад
7:04 for the next few seconds is just so amazing... like i would freak out and die cuz i wouldnt know i had pearls there and i would panick cuz my health was being destroyed and just the clamness... just *switches epearls to hotbar* " and all my health is gone" casually epearls to random base .... just awesome techno
@ocshauun2715
@ocshauun2715 5 лет назад
"Hey there, so uh hows life doing?"
@YG-lp8ie
@YG-lp8ie 4 года назад
Yes.
@Dkshddh
@Dkshddh 4 года назад
Ah good I just want to die the average amount
@alexacquaah4074
@alexacquaah4074 3 года назад
Pretty good man, I died the average amount.
@Tekunno
@Tekunno 5 месяцев назад
Years Later, Technoblade didn't know he would use another effiency 5 pickaxe to assasinate someone
@doggogamer2
@doggogamer2 3 года назад
Techno sounds like a guy you would find in the parking lot and is like, "Hey, hey want some candy?"
@alphagamer9176
@alphagamer9176 3 года назад
Why’s Techno So Good At Fishing Rods Like Like Always?
@clemence9703
@clemence9703 3 года назад
Why is it that whenever he plays skywars some dude will just be there like “ye I can beat techno, ez,”
@verpix4956
@verpix4956 3 года назад
It's those eboy skin dude's with some depressed name where the vowels are x or q and they click at like 69 cps
@azureaqua_1177
@azureaqua_1177 3 года назад
@@verpix4956 soo...gamerboy08? /s
@clemence9703
@clemence9703 3 года назад
@@verpix4956 with 420 FPS
@drbladerz5530
@drbladerz5530 3 года назад
@@azureaqua_1177 lmao
@spicysalad12
@spicysalad12 2 года назад
I almost had fun on hypixel. Thanks for putting me back on track.
@stormi2534
@stormi2534 Год назад
These videos hit so different now
@machinldo6209
@machinldo6209 3 года назад
2:49 he said the thing!!
@Ariannajgarza
@Ariannajgarza 7 лет назад
Oml when I heard you say "ptain" I almost spit out my pizza I laughed so hard
@voom9808
@voom9808 3 года назад
Technoblade: Vietnam Me (Vietnamese) POG MY COUNTRY
@bananabread2533
@bananabread2533 Год назад
this coming up in my recommended 5 years later is gold. when i’m older, i’m forcing my kids to watch this:)
@petergamestoys2735
@petergamestoys2735 3 года назад
Someone: *spawns a creeper* Technoblade: NO NO NOnononono NOT THA POKEMON
@Ventingace
@Ventingace 7 лет назад
Hey techno, I'm relatively new to your channel and first off I want to say your videos are awesome :) But I have a serious question: in one of your videos you talked about how you WANTED to do this for a living and how you put your mind to it and succeeded. This related to me a lot, as I'm basically in the same position you were a few years ago, and I wanted to ask you how to get to where you are. I hope you read this and can respond, thanks so much :D
@sybr5291
@sybr5291 7 лет назад
Ventingace - Minecraft and More! , Techno is an amazing youtuber but you have to know one thing about him ;He NEVER responds to comments in the comment section.
@eunoiia801
@eunoiia801 7 лет назад
Wh8 Plays Actually he does reply lol
@ItsThatWaffle
@ItsThatWaffle 2 года назад
Well, like any other youtuber, his road to 10mil was very gradual. Achieving popularity in a very large community takes a lot of patience, but techno’s relatability, humour, and content in general reaches out to a large audience. Even his manner of speaking can attract people to his videos, making them more interesting. Of course, it’s impossible to get everyone to like your content, but as long as youre outgoing, determined, respectable, make entertaining content etc., you can slowly and hopefully gain more viewers and subscribers! Its also important to take feedback, dont offend anyone (as best you can) and try your best in each video (of course, dont push yourself too hard. Your mental health is the most important thing when it comes to producing good content).
@lizardgamer1038
@lizardgamer1038 Год назад
Rest In Peace Technoblade I loved your videos and your humor, your viedeos were the best skywars ones I've ever seen. Technoblade never dies!
@marcogc2913
@marcogc2913 2 года назад
I've basically binged watch most of Techno's videos so i can predict what he's going to say
@moscow6628
@moscow6628 2 года назад
oh, then tell if technoblade is the best or dream
@ImbuedHunter
@ImbuedHunter 10 месяцев назад
@@moscow6628 Dream is better at speedrunning, Techno is better at pvp, Minecraft has too much variety to say who is better overall
@ahaankarna
@ahaankarna 2 года назад
1:33 the "i might sound different today" line hits different in 2022
@HG-mj9ow
@HG-mj9ow 4 года назад
Props to whoever made the thumbnail that is actually amazing
@shrugzy7730
@shrugzy7730 Год назад
This video is still in my recommends five years later when the creator is dead. That's how you know this is good content
@Karo_vfx
@Karo_vfx Год назад
Who comes at last video to first one 🥺??? R.I.P
@esbee2663
@esbee2663 Год назад
rlly nice to rewatch these now
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