technoblade the responsible pet owner 

Y'ALL WONT STOP COPY AND PASTING THE SAME 3 JOKES ONTO EVERY COMMENT SECTION IM PUTTING MY FOOT DOWN

"He walks into my room, grabs a sock, and walks out without saying a word." Does he normally say words?

"I should probably lay off the alcohol and stop committing murder, but whatever." -Techno 2k17

4:00 3 years later he is still using it. That's how good it is

I like how 3 years later he still sounds the same.. a dead inside 40 year old man

"I need to let him out every 3 minutes so he can sprint around for a full hour" I don't think that's how time works, techno.

wait techno isnt a 40 year old

Technoblade, this is just part of being a responsible pet owner.

"they'll think I'm crazy" "of course I memorized squidkid's sleep schedule! Is that even a question?" Edit: After Technoblade’s passing I feel obligated to pay my respects to such a wonderful person. As you can see by the sheer number of jokes and quips like this one I wrote a year ago, he was a person and a content creator who brought indescribable joy to 10 million of us. It pains me to see you go so soon Techno, but your memory will never die.

"Imagine how far I could drop kick a dog that small" - Technoblade

Technoblade to a random kid: "You are coins and that's all you ever will be." Technoblade to Dream: "You are clout and that's all you ever will be."

6:27 his voice went up 600 decibels and he turned into a 12 year old girl

4:15--5:35 I finally understood the meaning of the blood god.

"You don't have pants? Get outta here..." -Technoblade the responsible shop owner

techno bout to pass hillary Clinton in subs again

“Oh hello Friend! Are you my friend?! CCCCCOOOOIIIIINNNNSSSSS

Techno desperately trying to get his dog to bark so that we know that he is real and not a figment of technos imagination is amazing

Wait mincraft players are coins? My life is a coin.

"Techno get friends" "He has none. Nerd" Damn that outro chat is shade

"I didn't ask for this! this dog was for my sisters who are now never home so my dad and I look after him. Anyhow, this dog and I are best friends"

5:26 He was simply building the Stairway to Heaven.

Remember kids. If someone says: "hacker" Then u go: " *N O U* "

Gonna rewatch all his videos in the next few days, rip techno

Rest in peace simple guy, who makes me and another 10,7 million people laugh every day... we will remember u, forever....

Techno in sad tone: "You can't redeem your strength token" 1 second later, happy techno voice: "YOU CAN STILL DIE THO"

The lesson of this video: Dont give Technoblade a Sharpness 4 sword with fire aspect or you will ded

Turns out floof was using the energix kit the whole time.

“you are coins” me: ok

6:25 he sounded like Skeppy right here

"I was like 23 or something" It's like the ancient one not being able to see past that point. RIP King.

the man has sounded the exact same for 3 years...

4:05 thag must feel proud of himself as techno kept this fanart his pfp for 5 years

0:54 is how techno makes friends at school

I just met some guy on mineplex pocket edition and he had a pet pig named techoblade... it was lo key the best thing I've seen on that server

the wholesome part that techno keeps the fanart as his pic for almost 4 years

"He chewed my book--" nooooo THE ART OF WAR

8:39 welcome to another episode of climbing a mountain with technoblade

"I don't deserve this, why do all these good things happen to me!" BECAUSE YOU DESERVE IT TECHNO

The fact that he said he wasn't 23 and he died at 23

Only if he knew he was going to die at 23 yrs old Rest in peace Technoblade and fligh high😔

10:16 "techno get friends" " he has none. nerd"

The fact he quoted his exact age of 23, 6 years before his death.

0:11 23? the fateful age, we will always remember you in heaven my guy

If I die choking, it’s gonna be from drinking water while watching one of Technoblade’s videos.

"Why do I have so many kills?" What happened?" Strength happened.

0:10 you sadly only got to 23 sad

happy b day techno i can't believe you were 17 just 6 years ago. long live the blade

He said people believed he was 23… the age he died… 😖😢😭

technoblade you should try to get sharp 10 in mega, I remember watching you get sharp 8

rest in peace 🥀😥 you did a lot for us, we will not forget you you will always be in our hearts ❤️

10:05 this is like philza trying to prove his wife is real

Technoblade doesnt do dark humor Technoblade: I should lay off the alcohol and stop commiting mass murder

I love how techno's playing with his dog while ingame chat hates on him in the background.

Make another Cooking with Technoblade

Sad thing is techno passed at 23,and in this video 6 years ago he mentions his final age

"Oh, limited time offer! You get to die as well" when you and your friends make a suicide pact

for those of you who are wondering, he starts talking about his dog at around 7:50

"You are coins... and that is all you ever will be" *quote of the year*

Man, to think, Amy The Mudkip made the youtube avatar for Technoblade, 4 YEARS AGO. What a legend.

"You are coins." -Technoblade

Techno playing skywars is probably the most calming pvp ever without any stress that he might die.Its nice to see him win every round~

Technoblade, You waste your time playing a useless game, You are so young and innocent, Yet you cold-bloodedly murder avatars for coins, Your soul is dark with the thousands of ghosts floating around you to remind you, Of the crimes you committed and the homicides you made, And your future doesn't promise anything. BUT, you are the best youtuber, And I love you, Forget the P-Dog, Forget the 3 letter named gods, You are the master of my fate, You are the captain of my soul. #LongLiveTechnoblade

0:11 Guys, Technoblade can tell the future. He was 23 when he died.

4:00 it is 2021 and he is still using this it is so good.

Technoblade: cyberbullys everyone with a stone sword Technoblade: LeTs MaKe A sHaRp 4 DiA sWoRd!

Six yrs later same channel pic

0:09 foreshadowing

My guy predicted his own age “Died at 23, well people will know he is 23, but he will forever be old in our hearts”

Yall thinking im 23 or smthn THAT WAS THE AGE HE DIED IM CRYING AGAIN😭😢😭😢

A wise man once said "you are coins"

0:11 That number scares me.

roses are grey violets are grey im colourblind and something that rhymes with grey

0:08 wow he predicted the last age of his life. RIP

Why does this Show up when i type in "psychopath hypixel"

He foreshadowed his age of death

I love how even though techno has recieved objectively better fanart now that he's blown up, he still keeps this one sent to him years ago as his icon. thats either really wholesome or really lazy.

"This is my new profile picture" 3 years later... And its still there :D

0:10 Ironic. Rest in peace Techno. You really were the best youtube on the entire platform, from your skills to your humor.

Dude this man makes me happy when i'm sad. I love his content and jokes

I find it funny how other people were trash talking him when he was trying to get Floof to bark into the mic

I only watch techno because of his quality outro, I just skip to it and give a like because of it is so amazing I especially love the part where there is an awkward moment for us to click on the video he put on screen keep up the good work techno!

One of my favorite videos. Rest peacefully legend

When techno is drunk half of the world's population dies

0:11 Damn, predicted his death age.

My pet rock died, he isnt moving anymore...

10:17 Those 2 straight up insulting techno

my favorite techno video... rip

Technoblade exposed!!! H is being toxic to the poor mineman. 3:40 he puts an L out of stone. 1 like = 1 less toxic mineman

No one: Technoblade: YoU ArE CoInZ!!

8:53 “without saying a word”

I love how he still has the same fanart as his pfp all these years later

damn the 23 yo thing didnt age well, rest in peace my dude

"you are coins" -technoblade

4:00 its been 4 years and he is still using it

0:10 Techno you never want to be that age :-:

23 ya …… ya

2 years later still same channel picture EYYYY

"Armorsmith is my hobby" immediately switches to Energix next game e

he would be 23 this year as he said 0:11

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