No Retirement Home Can Hold Me - Just Die Already

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Being old just means you have nothing to lose when making a death defying escape.
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@Finnthechatlmao 3 года назад

"aww its just an arm"... The heart on the floor: HELLO MFERR

@alexbowlin7044 5 месяцев назад

it was a chunk of meat, not a heart

@below_averqge8206 3 года назад

He's finally playing it again

@irongolem9011 3 года назад

Yes

@jackbohannon6732 3 года назад

If been waiting for so perfect long

@anthonytofari7932 3 года назад

Yes

@person803 3 года назад

I've been waiting forever

@hyabusgaming 3 года назад

I remember when he played the demo

@dummythiccgatorwithatophat 3 года назад

3:18 looks like he's doing the "are you not entertained" pose with baby hands

@FT_arnished-500 3 года назад

Don't you dare start with " I used to be an adventurer like you...

@anemarin4lif358 3 года назад

Anyone else notice how he used the Janitors voiced rom kindergarten. A possible origin story for that demented old creep? Nugget thinks yes.

@slightylydumb 3 года назад

I was just boutta comment that

@firecastlemunchies6535 3 года назад

I like to lay in my backyard and pretend im a carrot.

@Dragonsoal 3 года назад

He does that for every old person I would know I'm obbsesed

@tethegoat2485 3 года назад

@@firecastlemunchies6535 is it fun and do you wear orange when doing so

@FangsInMyLeg 3 года назад

oh my god he is

@FallCastle 3 года назад

You know when you want to die but you can’t? This is an accurate depiction of the mind during that period

@jacksonkirk8440 3 года назад

you mean the last 2 years?

@fleetadmiralauto6506 3 года назад

Cap: What are you? Sheep: Death.

@reddracen2193 3 года назад

The fact that every single Old Man that Cap voices has the same voice as The Janitor cracks me up.

@YeetmanTheTrue 3 года назад

“We’re gonna have a real hard time to do just about anything if you walk around looking like a chicken nugget.” You just summarized Just Die Already unintentionally.

@MrSmile-ph4hr 3 года назад

OK now that's thinking with games

@whenfunnydancingcockroach4625 3 года назад

Cap, PLEASE play more. You setting the dude on fire made me laugh so hard I could barely breathe 😂

@leonmaczynski3333 2 года назад

He finished the game

@Skoopbooppoop 2 года назад

@@leonmaczynski3333 he commented that year ago

@paperpumpkin3999 3 года назад

I can see future Cap, old and in a retirement home, running around on fire while shouting, "Mistakes were made!"

@zaynedickens2450 3 года назад

It makes it better that I can hear his old man impression being what he actually sounds like older

@Hacpoa_agent_33 3 года назад

LOL

@Speedj1808 3 года назад

He sounds just like the Janitor from kindergarten? And then they said he causes a lot of mischeif? Kindergarten Cross-over

@skylunargirl 3 года назад

@RazorCrest09 because the janitor was an old man

@redactedoktor 3 года назад

Sauce out of context - “Oh he didn’t turn into chicken he just turned into goo!”

@LS-rp6yq 3 года назад

Yes

@kiulloa6491 3 года назад

"Are they in cahoots with the fridge crab" best line of the year

@StarbornCthulhu 3 года назад

Captain Sauce never fails to make me laugh. Wonderful that this is back.

@mashedpotatoes8987 3 года назад

"no man should be left alone long enough to bay blade on his nips" -cap 2021

@Synthophoney 3 года назад

OMGGG THIS GAME IS SO GOOD WITH YOU'RE HUMOR!!!

@dontaskquestions8721 3 года назад

I needed this. I hate it when shit doesn't work for no reason.

@heiditidwell9720 3 года назад

"Did the bananas grant you potassium AND telekinesis???" -CaptainSauce 2021

@ghastiafy67 3 года назад

Super Bananas

@woofmeow_ 3 года назад

@@ghastiafy67 My friend Pedro flashbacks

@dltstopmotion1519 3 года назад

I loved that game

@inksans7522 3 года назад

My little brother calls you super tomato *he doesn’t know how to read or spell he uses a picture to guess what he is looking at*

@flyrii 2 месяца назад

😂

@matthewboire6843 Месяц назад

It’s accurate

@deezwaffles558 3 года назад

When the opening gives you the full experience of the episode

@blank_home1229 3 года назад

i've been hoping for more of this, nice.

@Icanthinkofagoodname 3 года назад

Something I love about your channel is that you will sometimes go back to old and good games from years ago and play them again

@samuelbreakerdawn5966 3 года назад

I love how he always adds dirty puns in his vids

@GhostHelwig 3 года назад

Omg I was hoping this game would return one day, and this was even more hilarious and weird than I expected. 😂 I really want to see this become a series. This was so much freaking fun.

@FenrizNNN 3 года назад

Stan: **Gets reduced to buttcheeks** Also Stan: _This but a scratch!_

@talion1175 3 года назад

*Call it a draw*

@Brandon-ym2sb 3 года назад

Tis*

@Von_Karma 3 года назад

I'm glad we had the same idea

@kyrahaas4916 3 года назад

This is what makes my day everytime 🤣

@yoshmorita6860 Год назад

Kyra

@dinosaurusmaximus8506 3 года назад

I'd love to see this become a series!

@BassTooHardTM 3 года назад

When I saw the notification for this video I clicked faster than a old person clicking their life alert.

@tethegoat2485 3 года назад

Damn cruel joke

@lolboygaming2933 3 года назад

@@tethegoat2485 haha he thinks gram gram is fast enough to press it

@moo8866 3 года назад

Faster than me pulling the plug to their life support?

@tethegoat2485 3 года назад

@@lolboygaming2933 haha it’s funny how my grandma is under 60 and can run faster than your slow ass

@Randomdeep-facts 3 года назад

@@moo8866 Jesus

@CJ_1406 3 года назад

"Just Die Already" is an accurate representation of my whole life.

@firecastlemunchies6535 3 года назад

I like to smother myself in vasaline naked and wiggle on the floor pretending im a worm

@troll2854 3 года назад

@@firecastlemunchies6535 that's random 😂😂

@spacecatkin 3 года назад

@@firecastlemunchies6535 are are you okay

@ctrlaltdelete6539 3 года назад

@@spacecatkin he is fine, all humans do that but because you asked that, that means...YOU ARE NOT A HUMAN!

@spacecatkin 3 года назад

@@ctrlaltdelete6539 oh yeah, sorry I'm a furry i wouldn't know what humans do

@gipsyavenger7345 3 года назад

Can you do another west of loathing episode? Its been awhile since you made a episode on that.

@JulesS25 3 года назад

Ikr I think he’s not playing it anymore because it wasn’t getting enough views I still hope for another episode

@bigdipper8572 3 года назад

Well it a really long game and it wasn't getting enough views so

@owurakwaku6787 3 года назад

People were not really watching it at the time so he kinda canceled it

@sounddoom5836 3 года назад

The West of Loathing videos weren't getting enough views to make it a series same for Minecraft it's kinda sad because they were great

@Pro-mj5nr 3 года назад

Yeah I loved it but forgot about it

@cookie_crumb1220 3 года назад

Captain sauce,you have the best sense of humor

@crablord8499 3 года назад

I loved the other videos you made on this, now there is more! Keep up the good work!

@bot2thot25 3 года назад

Sheet Vs. Senile Person. Outcome: *FATALITY*

@Candy_Kid_ 3 года назад

This person should’ve gotten an A in math

@Kreegon 3 года назад

Yea this person is a genius

@Deathturtl 3 года назад

It was. Sheep not a sheet

@TallPerson676 3 года назад

Man I missed this game, glad it’s back.

@callumcoombs7579 3 года назад

cap be welcoming us back like it wasn't ten months ago he last uploaded just die already content

@shellshockhkmk7816 3 года назад

Every time cap calls an old lady Gladis I keep thinking GLaDOS. Oh, and Cap? I would love you to return

@eganheisey-grove9700 3 года назад

Captain Sauce: Literally askes a crab if it knows english... do I need to say more?

@rockeygaming7167 3 года назад

No retirement home can hold me just like how my bladder cannot hold my pee.

@rosinros 3 года назад

like my basement cannot hold my children

@firecastlemunchies6535 3 года назад

I like to go in my backyard and get naked than Pour a jug of orphan blood all over me and let squirrels lick me dry

@kidjames6875 3 года назад

@Zero Ling Strange........

@kidjames6875 3 года назад

@Zero Ling K

@tethegoat2485 3 года назад

@@firecastlemunchies6535 you’re a demon the power of god compels you 🙏😇

@Justsomeguy0526 3 года назад

This game is amazing and funny, keep playing

@yoshmorita6860 Год назад

Lobo

@Justsomeguy0526 Год назад

@@yoshmorita6860 what

@Marvelous_Max 3 года назад

at 3:17 the arms line up perfectly

@wumbology6072 3 года назад

So happy he’s playing it again!

@helispos9086 3 года назад

The man got turned inside out by a bunch of animals.

@imranch9773 3 года назад

Yes i am so happy this series is back

@urabrick6560 3 года назад

Captain sauce makes everything better even a bunch of old people being set on fire

@letsplaybarrysmod5815 3 года назад

Its back! I saw this on the steam store page today but didn't buy it

@Vsp.monokuma 3 года назад

My grand kids will know the story of me dying by being eaten by piranhas

@haiwang8443 3 года назад

I was waiting for another video for this

@danisheldon4790 3 года назад

Yes, the needs a series! I loved the demo you played!!

@cathygrandstaff1957 3 года назад

“Why is there a sheep in the laundry room, are they in cahoots with the fridge crab?” CaptainSauce 2021 In this case they’re in cahoots with the piranhas.

@lechking941 3 года назад

Aperintly from my guessings it's the 4 old peoples thing you and the others have.

@fangrose4664 3 года назад

I'm so happy he's doing this again 😂 I love this

@thestoopid1721 3 года назад

Well now the piranhas aren’t hungry 0:20

@jare3459 3 года назад

Sheep is working for the fish

@Q_Ayin 3 года назад

The way he said ahegao killed me

@azki2313 3 года назад

Why I should be president: why is there a piranha tank in my room

@pate_wolf 3 года назад

First time I have cried by laughter because of a CaptainSauce video. We need more!!

@joshtheweirdguy5701 3 года назад

The Return Of The King

@ainiuskriksciunas2499 3 года назад

Captainsauce cell to singularity has the dino update please play again

@landonishere5163 3 года назад

“Why is there a sheep in the laundry room?” Cap 2021

@speedwagon6133 3 года назад

I love how he says sorry

@finnsemara4802 3 года назад

Nothing brings me more joy then finding out I have a new captainsauce video to watch after a long day of school

@anabnormaltuesday5416 3 года назад

Old people

@ahgetouttaere7808 3 года назад

Hey captainsauce, can you try a large custom campaign i made called "short peeps vs the WORLD", it has like almost 40 levels with custom units, custom scenarios, a story, my attempt at humour, and i made it specifically for you Please try it out

@kingtoasts9485 3 года назад

I love for you to make a series out of this

@oscarhardman7614 3 года назад

I love this series he finally came back

@eddykidplayzyt 3 года назад

Day 77 of telling captain sauce that he’s cool and epic and the best

@Bobo0216 3 года назад

I wanna see this being played with the salt boys

@something1854 3 года назад

Thanks for listening to us and coming back to this.

@liltrist34keepitreal6 3 года назад

Thank you so much for bringing this game back

@mjfadeaway22 3 года назад

Old man: “you working class fools. My numerous methods of death are carefully planned. I’m leagues ahead of all you. I am superior. I am the God of the seniors. All bow down to ultra grandpa”

@unfunny2386 3 года назад

Underated comment lol. Commenting to Bump

@itaaricbruhstcyr2213 3 года назад

Fast time I click I didn't read the title

@jessicabedilion8970 3 года назад

Thanks for coming back to this game cap

@grannyperson 3 года назад

FINALLY, i loved this game, then u stopped playing it for some reason, so please continue to play this.

@unfunny2386 3 года назад

Me after telling my Dementia I don't remember asking:

@damianneeley5121 3 года назад

Day 59 of telling sauce samari giant can deflect ballista arrow and tank shots

@helispos9086 3 года назад

hey i remember you!

@persontheguyman223 3 года назад

Pretty sure he nows he just doesnt want to show it

@damianneeley5121 3 года назад

@@persontheguyman223 why not I mean like it’s constant that makes him more money

@helispos9086 3 года назад

@@persontheguyman223 well then.

@supremeguccielmo 3 года назад

I love this series! Glad it is back up =)

@maxwaspace5348 3 года назад

Please continue this series

@idksomethingfunny1540 3 года назад

Day 139 of asking cap to play chat masters a mobile game you can make a hilarious video out of

@vox_istheone 5 месяцев назад

Po i love that game

@friendlybean3521 3 года назад

Still waiting for more battle cats and blade and sourcery

@brianhalt6331 3 года назад

captainsauce is a different breed

@pharaoh_of_chaos7755 3 года назад

Love to see this game back. You really make my day better captain. Thank you❤

@HXRQI 3 года назад

i have clicked faster than i can blink

@izabelgramajo9135 3 года назад

Not first

@alsorick9 3 года назад

you were first

@nanits1 3 года назад

You are first buddy

@blank_home1229 3 года назад

wait what

@lllilwikedll3402 3 года назад

Oh, but you are

@doctorniteomega7404 3 года назад

Omg your first

@cydragon2.099 3 года назад

yes please turn this into a series!!

@alexisjoelroldan2938 3 года назад

Yes back to the vids that makes me laugh for a whole 10 minutes i loved the series and its back

@TnT_F0X 3 года назад

a lot of fun memories coming with recent games! Blobfish Evolution, Grandpa garbage bin Jesus... Next I might finish a dang PTTR Map for him to play lol.