Protecting My Fellow Humans As A Security Guard - Human Simulator 

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Good thing it’s at the beginning, so no spoilers!!! Sorry I’m 3 years late

Also got facial hair too

Your always here even on his new videos

Ye no shit I have eyes

@@irishvince3585 r/Woosh.

@@TheOfficialHattyHattington r/whoosh is for jokes. There is no joke.

@@apersonwhoenjoysskyrim3110 R/WHOOSH

Code orange is an environmental disaster like a pesticide leak

Yeah

No other way

@@Levi_Athan Who needs purification by fire when we have electrocution?

Tazing your face will just give you the shocker

TrustWorthy69 the "child" had a beard bro

*angry German muttering*

* laughs in with lord *

@@nochannelhere595 XD

I don't think that eye surgery is gonna help ;-;

He pepper sprayed a chilled sue him and then arreste him

He sprayed at his own daughter

I YOU'RE RIGHT Chosen cheese

Brendan McCormick yea h I will steal that comment not like you needed it

He pepper sprayed A CHILD

He’s interacting with hughmo sapiens

Hughmen

He's interacting wit the Hugh Menn

Me to bro, me to

Still waiting

still waiting aswell

​@@Vic-du1tn still waiting

​@@batlergames264someday it'll happen

Mmk

Willlyy

legends say that he is still going

Omg I did not see that

Yep

Hey if you like calling it a baton to make it sound bigger you do you man

And then he starts beating his meat

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Id rather have him grab the baton. THE REAL ONE! Not his other baton 😂

@@xenodrone3367 😂🖕

Oh dear god. He would have so much fun with it.

Ikr

Dear God in heaven... we need this!

@@Green-gm6qw you sus

@@alexandermanning430 nonono i saw or star vent

I once accidentally sprayed my self in the eyes with pepper spray and it HURTS

True🤣🤣🤣

Not only that but the picture in his office has him , that child’s mum/mom and that child therefore he pepper-sprayed his own child.

Pepper spray hurts a lot and causes temporary blindness as well it's a pretty good deterrent

Zach Flanagan yeah I have seen it

Zach Flanagan can you link the ad

They let him know about it, otherwise it's illegal

Potato Queen ,no.

Yeah

Lonestar Gaming same here

Um they graystillplays not cap lol

@@jambie bro if you know you know Captainsauce and graystillplays are my favorite RU-vidrs.

@@angelromero2412 what

@@angelromero2412 ayyyy same!

Dinosaur updates gd styl I've been playing for a while

Noice

are you sure its not sex bots?

I had a feeling that what it meant thanks for confirming that kees

code orange is my middle name jimbo!

Oh no

No it means that somebody ate a tangerine.

It means someone choked on a oranhe

I hope he plays goat simulator

Next he'll play captainsauce simulator

Then he's going to play virgin simulator oh wait

@@SeaIbass he can't because he ain't one

Maybe he’s trying to tell us he’s an AI

ballasho yeah

Your right

He is amazing

@@batjai6473 did you really need to agree with him with 3 replies?

@@warioman5800 i agree, just making the comment look popular

His completely human non-conductive temples

oh god another captain sauce viewer yay! i luv u boi

@@tydezx Hi friend, thanks for the comment, my first one ever,actually.😁

you forgot the then learn from the girl mother that she got an eye surgery not so long ago

He messed up about not knowing that little girl had an eye surgery that must be rough for her

You can actually make pepper spray I might try making some

so far

nahlicia 5th . I am a beautiful person . I am a beautiful person . I am a

And he’s flying in the air

That explains it

His Human airpods into his human brain.

Sqod Ryvo reeeeeeee

I love LaurenZside

@@hateable_mess me to

Like the band?

@@Naicul3360nothing like replying to a 4 yr old comment

Yo my favorite is holiday and buluvard of broken dreams

@@coreymcquillin751my favourite is basket case

American idiot is my favourite ​@@YourSeriousDev

True xD

Peachjuice yup

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@Alfred Person do you live in china Edit: it's 6:16 PM now early late

NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU MUST NOTTTT HAHAHA

Isaac Morales man I was so close

Yes you are

I mean you are not wrong but not creative either

He Lied I real first

@@saddleview80 no

You didn’t ask me, but I’m going to offer my two cents anyway. More than likely, either you’re trying too hard, your friends respond to different forms of humor than what you’re going for, or they just have a limited sense of humor. At least 50% of humor is timing and delivery. Saying something quick and sharp at the right time will always work better than *trying* to be funny. I know this from experience because one of my best buddies had a really obnoxious phase in which he kept forcing “jokes” all the time-often at inappropriate times (including when someone was trying to have a serious discussion)-and 90% of them were extremely unfunny and downright irritating. It drove me nuts. Then when I’d bitch or otherwise react disapprovingly, he’d go “well you gotta admit it’s funny.” No, actually, I don’t have to admit a damn thing. I don’t have to admit something is funny if it’s not fucking funny. He earned the nickname Chuckles McBumfuzzle for this ridiculous clownish behavior. Anyway, if you think of something witty within a certain span of time after whatever you want to make a joke about, and you say it before the moment passes, it should land. (Though it again depends on your audience. Different people react to different brands of humor, after all. And some people are just dull.) Wait too long or try to say something too complicated, and it’ll fall flat almost every time. The timing varies depending on what’s going on, but it’s almost always true that an overly complicated joke won’t go over well. My rather generic advice would be to relax and let your jokes just sort of happen on their own. You should get a feel for it eventually. It’s also worth remembering that sometimes some jokes just fucking suck. It’ll happen now and again regardless. You’ve just gotta roll with it and shrug it off. Never dwell on a joke not landing, as that can easily lead to trying way too hard in an effort to compensate for the failure. (Really, not dwelling on things is pretty sound advice for all manner of issues.) I hope this long-winded spiel about humor helps to some extent.

And the last job is nuclear technician I don't understand why he doesn't this again

Lolz another year

Taser to his own face included