Noah Was A Plonker! 

Need an ark? I noah guy.

Omg Seth I am wetting my self laughing... Listening here in the UK. Brilliant. These are everyday terms to us and its great to hear you struggle through them... 🤣 🤣

24:55 "How did eight people shovel thousand tons of animal waste out of a stadium sized boat with only one window?" Answer: God just snipped a finger and dissolved the poo, 'cause he acts in mysterious ways, ya know. *spits on floor, scratches ass*

5 mins in and so proud to be British.

We British know how to do and name things!! Hahahaha! Great show. :)

One thing I love about the British people. They can insult you up one side and down the other, and you will thank them for it because they are so polite about it.

As a modern woman the biblical role makes me furious. I will not be submissive, I have my own mind.

I am only 5 minutes into the podcast and already crying with laughter at Seth trying to pronounce British insults.

Glad I had the chance to hear your protest speech in person. Keep up the good work man

I've always liked the picture of 2 male lions walking on the mythical Ark. Perfect representation of their ignorance and delusional beliefs.

@ TheThinkingAtheist. Hi Seth. A 'Shitehawk' is someone who would swoop down on a freshly laid turd so they can skin it and then peck the peanuts out of it! A Banker for example. 😊

British insults are bloody awesome!

Seth wtf I WAS DRIVING when you started that shit. I almost drove off the damn road! 😂😅

Before the change to decimal currency, the U.K. Pound was divided in 20 shillings. The slang name for a shilling was a "bob". The smallest unit of paper currency was 10 shillings, which was known as a "10 bob note". To refer to someone as bent as a 9 bob note was to suggest the person was not to be taken at face value.

I hear Mrs. Bucket refused to serve President Trump using her Royal Doulton tea service with the hand painted periwinkles.

Great stuff, as always. The ivory tickling ghost story is so typical of "haunting" stories. Some simple thing is misunderstood and idiots jump straight to "ghosts".

I found myself having a drink in the pub with an American tourist, it took him a while to figure out that the people I was talking to were actually friends and not people I had a deep hatred for. This is why we are quite inventive with our insults, we have to be because they are constant.

Englishman here, I know and love all of those insults, aha. Do enjoy.

You just triggered my google home about five times! It even defined a British insult!

Here's a new one: "Yer as welcome as a termite on the ark, mate."

Oh Seth, I’m crying with laughter! I’m thinking of how to explain all these insults and you are going way to fast for me to keep up. Oh please, come to the UK and we’ll have dinner and explore these wonderful epithets! 😂😂😂

I've heard the word "plonker", but not being from Britain, I've never known what it was, or what it meant.

I wish there was a “love” selection on RU-vid. Man, you rocked that! Hell yeah!

This was really entertaining for a Brit like me to watch. That video was sound as a pound mate.

This was fantastic! You should download the app called Shakespeare insults, it's great for interesting insults!

Excellent. I'm in Edinburgh Scotland. Some Scottish insults for you (but definitely not directed at you): Bampot, Radge, Bawbag. :)

Everytime he said Alexa or google my whole house lit up to respond. I found myself screaming disregard the whole last 5 minutes lmfao🤣😂. I love my google home though, it’s insightful and it does control my lights, tv, phone, thermostat, etc.

Best insult I've heard hurled at The Orange Baboon was from a Scot (of course): Toupeed Fcktrumpet. Priceless.

53:40 Seth: "Hey Alexa, what's the weather gonna be?" My Alexa begins to answer him. Try it! LMAO

Plonker!? He must have been an effing genius! Imagine making space for all those poor wee beasties, feeding times must have been never-ending and involved stopping many species devouring the other ones. And then he needed to deal with an avalanch of poo! No wonder he was desperate to get off.... :)

Noah's ark and the creation museum, what a waste of money.

This is wild! When you said "Hey Google", my phone's Google Assistant came up. lmao

6 months late but I laughed at the Essex/tan line: people from Essex are known for horrible (spray)tans Man I miss living in Britain. Scots are even better with insults

About the ghost story... "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic" - I didn't think we'd be there already (although, for people living 200 years ago, I guess we defnitely are).

Bit late to the party but I wanted to share - Google Home is great - play music, set alarms, read the news. I was worried about Mum falling, especially in the shower, and not being able to get help or reach her alarm so I bought her Google mini and she can use the broadcast feature like an intercom - no need for buttons. One thing that is a concern with these assistants - people are learning to just bark orders to it. I'd love to see a "courtesy" mode where please and thank you is acknowledged. Okay it's just a robot but kids pick up on this and it doesn't cost anything to keep those pleasantries in our language.

Loved your ark story!

Was playing solitaire on my Amazon Fire Tablet listening to this podcast and suddenly the tablet started acting strangely...going dim a few times and flashing a colored line. I'd forgotten I'd activated Alexa on it. Suddenly, Alexa's voice gave me the definition of "gormless". LOL

You would love to hear what he'd be called if he ever visited Ireland 😂

Love some of these. I do believe this is how Doctor Who gets away with its insults.

Debt -free and no tattoos, and women don't know how to have babies anymore...priceless! Wow, god has a plan for women. He just doesn't know it yet...women will have to ask they're godly husbands to explain the mind of god to us! Nice show.

The Creeky Blinder should know most of these. Hilarious.

Excellent start to my day, thanks Seth!!! I'll be coming back here for more, so I've subscribed in case I miss anymore of the best entertainment I've found on RU-vid so far. Atheism is the most sensible and realistic form of truth to have, and totally obliterates the unnecessary fears created by imaginary deities. Amen to that...;-)))

I am a Briton, age 83. What a wonderful language we have. Why can't the USA adopt the English language?

Thank You Seth ! As Always Your Voice Is Important...

We do have some great insults in the UK, don't we? Hearing you say them for the first time was amazing XD. One thing I'm never sure of is if people in the States know that trump is another word for a fart. It's never been more appropriate lol

Don't forget 'wanker'

I doubt Seth reads these comments but, regarding the Essex protester sign, basically Essex has a bit of a reputation with quite brash men and women, and one thing that is associated with them is bad fake tan. So if an Essex girl tells you your tan is dodgy, you have problems! Basically Essex is our New Jersey!

So I am in my office with an Alexa echo while listening to this and every time you said "Alexa" it responded.. thanks.. Not annoying at all ;-)

Can't take this I'm living in England and you are the best numpty ever loool you crack me up plonker! Awesome man😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

Hey, Seth. When you said "Hay, Google. Play me something from Journey's Frontiers album." My Google Home Mini (sitting just below the monitor though which I was routing the sound) started to play music for you. So be careful with what you are saying, more than just your subscribers are listening now. P.S. Like the other Brits that have commented I just loved your take on British insults.

Every time he says, "Okay Google", my phone asks me what I want it to search for. 😆

The singe most stupid story in the collection of fairy tales, known as the Judeo-Christian-Islamic "Holy Books" is the story of "Noah, and the Ark". What in the Hell, kind of "Creator of the Entire Universe", tells a single man, Noah, "A Great Flood is coming, so he will have to get very busy, because he has to build his own boat"

I wonder if Lori Alexander ever asked real women what they want? Here's a list: Have a job, no criminal record, help around the house. Kids are optional, not obligatory. Don't make me choose between you and my cat!

Not wanting to marry someone with debt. Very sensible IMO. In fact not marrying at all is the best option of all.

Love hearing Seth's reaction to british slang, I hope he learns enough to use when in the UK :) Also seth, look up the word; tosspot

Google is powered by the souls of the damned, everyone knows that.

Dont understand why Noah had to carry along cockroaches!!!!!!

British insults/swears are my fave. Tosser is high up there on it. Outlast 2 is about Blake going to report on the death of a girl with his wife.

The orange Essex girl reference has to do with how a lot of women from that county are big into spray tans. Essex girls are also infamously "easy" & there are a lot of jokes about them. *_How does an Essex girl turn the light off before she makes love?_* She closes the car door! *_What's an Essex girls favourite wine?_* I wanna go to the shopping mall!

So far, this is my favorite podcast...

Seth, I was stood there waiting, like piffy on a rockbun.

"how do you regulate that" is a question that should never be asked!

You kept activating my GH..... Which then set my parrot off. Thank you...

If men don't like women with tattooes, student loan and sexual experience, then you ladies who are burdened with the above can contact me, an obvious non-man who see all the above as a plus. Well, if you have no student loan, but still attend college and can carry an interesting conversation based on a minimum of logic it is actually a plus to be debt free.

So I've got both Amazon Echo and Google Now in my office, and they've been going mad for the last 5 minutes :P

I have started to use some S.E. (Street Epistomology) traits when talking to religious people. Before I was a bit volatile! 23:30 - and Noah (at 500), built this boat in a week!!

I think Baylor, a Baptist university, is teaching women the wrong lessons.

Well that thing about women, I will admit I do prefer my lady to have as little debt as possible but the rest is all wrong. I'd rather have a woman with experience, in fact sometimes I like her to charge and Tattoos can it be a plus depending on where and what.

Not listened to this yet but I just want to give my appreciation as a Brit for the title lol

Seth...Just rewatch the old brit top gear...Most of those words are used in the Show

British response to being harassed: 'Do you like hospital food?' or 'Do you like camping? I'm talking oxygen tents.'

Came upon this in early 2022, enjoying your take on the British terms/insults. It does remind me of our own Canadian version of translating local expressions and insults of our beloved residents of Newfoundland. Fun! "Stay where yours at, til I comes where your to".

Love ya, Seth! ❤

I brought up SE the other day on Reddit, when a person on AskReddit had asked "What good arguments should be told to Anti-Vaxxers to change their mind?" It's amazing, when you start thinking about it, how many places the SE method can be useful.

Daaah... haunted. You just made my Alexa go off like five times...

Don't tinkle on the ivories!

Stream some Brit quiz shows, great way to hear the slang & insults. They are late night shows (after 8:30pm) and speak freely.

Manky Snatcher: for Margaret Thatcher, Cockney rhyming slang

Great show, Seth! Loved every minute.

Noah was a planker. He was planking before it was cool.

This is hilarious, I'm crying with laughter.

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I was pretty familiar with the insults at the start of the podcast. I think I've probably seen 90% of them in instalments of the Bastard Operator From Hell. The software Git gets its name from the British insult. A bit of self-deprecation on the part of its author Linus Torvalds, who is better known for his work on the Linux kernel.

"Alexa, 3D print me a gun."

I agree with previous comments, as a Brit, and living close to London no less, I found this video very entertaining. I think Seth should do a cockney rhyming slang video soon, this is where (mostly people living in London) use non related words that rhyme with other words, foe example 'Answer the dog and bone' - 'Answer the phone', 'I'm up the apples and pears' - 'I'm upstairs', 'Bunsen burner' - 'nice little earner' (to make money). I think we should all chip in some bunce (money) and get Seth a yellow three wheeled van and a sheepskin overcoat,... lovely jubbly!

I dont think you can 3D print a firearm yet.What you can do is 3D print a high capacity magazine which can get round restrictions on those.

I was indoctrinated also haha people love hope and thinking death isn't the end. You dont want to persecute religious people they feed on it and double down

Wanker is our equivalent of jerk (wanking is masturbating), but it’s far more offensive. In fact, we even use the subtle MASS DEBATER as an insult.

Seth you crack me up!!

gamer girl from uk loving the show! its the dogs bollocks (thats a compliment) :)

Seth is funny and does a pretty a good job with the 'Queens English'!

Thanks for the videos. Your voice and views have become my companion through the early hours of sleepless nights. Good voice, no background music, no fairytales. Keep it up.

How did the 9 ton 90 foot long dinosaurs get through the door?

Regarding the 3D printed guns: only a fool would ever fire it. Regarding the vocal assistants, it wouldn't have saved you any time looking up British insults, because you'd have just looked up even more of them. :P

Reading suggestion Jackspeak by Rick Jolly a not inexhaustible guide to Royal Navy slang.

Yes it is. I was raised in Quiverfull

I've heard a few Americans comment on the English word fag which here means a cigarette but in the U.S. Is a homophobic word. I'm in an area of England called the Black Country and our local dialect uses a lot of old words that other areas now don't. One of those is the word fake for a cigarette instead of the later fag. Why fake well in the early part of the 20th century manufacturers started to put filter tips in cigarettes and people called these fakes at first as the filter reduced the amount of taste getting to smokers. Over time most people shortened fake to fag but in the Black Country fake is still used esp by the older generation. As our old English / Germanic words such as bae, bin etc.

Interesting what he said about people's political opinions being something they don't think about. That was kinda me as a Republican. Then I started looking at what they stood for and was like "yeah not my thing". Anyway libertarianism is more my thing now.

The most recent insult I heard, from the one's that I didn't previously know, was someone calling someone a "Cuntfungus!". Colourful and descriptive! :D

We're living in another Age of McCarthyism.