oh eff me backwards, laughing my hole off. Taighe the painter would make an awful job of you, after about 14 pints, sure somebody would get plastered..When I was young and stupid, I asked why he was called the painter? He pointed behind me and said' the only reason you aren't stuck on that wall is because you might be one of mine', never seen with a brush in his hand but he fair finished off a lot of jobs, in fairness.
