Noita, the Secret of the Dark Cave (early access) 

Imagine you were an enemy in this game and you just see some robed guy just maniacly drinking away the water reservoir

It's so fun to see him before he became all knowing

“We’re gonna drown.” *Drinks the cave water so he doesn’t drown*

How can people drown just drink the water lol

kinda ridiculous that you can drain the flooded caves by just drinking water lmao.

Funny a early access game has more content then some triple AAA

Fury just plays this game to get high af on worm blood

I feel like this game has just as many secrets as it does actual content, if not more. There’s so much to see and find!! I feel like I’ll never get to all of it!

I'll write things I've discovered here. Edit: Part 1 -some potion liquids can be used to put out lava -the skeleton dude with the barrier that appears if something breaks the holy mountain areas can be damaged if you go inside its personal barrier, and can also be killed if you crush it with the ceiling that breaks when you leave the area, it drops a lot of gold, and when damaged, some kind of ash or bone powder instead of blood. -the red potion that makes you angry also increases your bomb explosion size -apparently the great ceiling on the right side of the map ends at the highest point of the pyramid, if that is true, you can skip the first wall climb and the entire under-the-ceiling thing by flying straight up from the pyramid, using your fancy polymorphine flight. -the essence of explosion can hurt you if you make something that can burn explode, like when climbing the infinite wall and setting a random piece of grass on fire. -You can see enemy names on the Progress screen, they're all in Finnish -If you get killed by your own spell, the playable character's name shows up on the kill screen, turns out they're named "Minä" which is Finnish and means "me" -If you manage to get stuck inside the ground, a tiny area around you will disappear a moment after you start taking suffocation damage, this can happen if you get teleported inside a wall or turn into a worm that doesn't destroy blocks. unfortunately the only way out is probably by using a bomb. -an easy way to get access to a decent wand is by swapping the spells on your default wands, so the one with two basic spells gets the bomb spell, and the bomb wand gets a single basic spell. The second basic spell isn't needed. The bomb spell has ridiculously fast shooting speed, allowing you to shoot much faster than with the other staff. -Perk Lottery is good

Might be noteworthy to mention that a particular alchemical reaction is seed dependant.

Don't trade in the tablets; you can drop them on enemies for 300 damage each and they can be reused!

I wish you would make like a "history of Noita" sort of video. Which talks about the update roadmap, community and secrets etc through the timeline since the first early access relese. (or even byond that). Im relatively new to the game, its kinda fun to see the community reaction at the time, to well known "secrets"

We've found thirst man, here to consume your liquids

thanks for the tips, i didnt know about the heal in the dark cave! here's a little tip i discovered myself. Teleportation liquid has a limited range of teleporting you, meaning you can use it to reach places you cant get to normally without too much bad RNG. for example, give yourself a little spray while near spawn and flying upwards, and chances are you'll teleport ontop of the cave, repeat the same for the sky island, you can even use it to teleport yourself inside of the Pyramid, and due to how many uses a flask has its incredibly handy!

You know when you have a game with Hempuli involved, you can count on there being allot of amazing secrets. And that only makes noita more expansive.

for the dark cave you can drain the water faster by having an empty bottle and fill it, keep ur inventory open and when the bottle reaches 100% full just right click it and it will empty it and fill it again, repeat as needed. you can also blow a hole near the bottom of the dark cave/collapsed mines to drain the water out into the collapsed mines. also if you get the torch wand it will light up the dark area.

Rip pyramid, replaced the toxic sludge with the 3 great wands with a difficult boss fight and (from what I've heard) wands that aren't good enough for the challenge of getting them

My first win was with a wand that had the path of darkness + hexagon pattern and it was straight BROKEN

FuryForged tought me today that all we have to do is drink the ocean so we can finally figure out what's down there.

Wow! The worm blood night vision is really cool! I discovered the dark cave in my first couple runs. In order to see, I cranked up the gamma in the video options. I thought I was being clever but I guess I was doing it the cheaty way lol. I guess it works if you ever want the health bonuses and don't have a worm nearby.

Please consider making a video about the alchemy aspect of the game. I've heard that you can make a brand new elements like a healing potion or a potion that turns whatever it leaks onto into gold, but not quite sure how you actually combine things.

player: oh boy I wonder how to make Midas seed: *pee blood vomit meat*

Have checked out a few of your Noita videos, and really like them - just suitable for me: instructive and well made without being to "spoilery".

Best wand I ever came across had a .3 cast, .5 recharge, max mana of around 400, and it had 6 lightning spells on it. I added a shield, since I wasn’t lucky enough to get the lightning perk. One shotted all the enemies I came across since it does 500 damage per hit with an aoe attack. Unfortunately it also breaks the shield and deals like 40 damage. You can guess how I lost it.

Thank you for the video! All of you friends are super awesome! Oh, moments in this video are sad.

The "Dark pink" is called purple :D

Another fun alchemy thing: if you get a lava flask and empty it out 50%, you can fill it with water to make stone. Instead of spraying it you can throw it in front of you to make a wall.

Now everytime I drink worm blood I imagine you saying "we're gonna drink some worm blood 😏"

IMPORTANT NOTES IF YOU WANT TO EXPLORE NOITA (I know it's long, but will be probably worth reading + this one is about the other Noita video he made): - In the tree green tabulet/tablet, there is NO need to have the Breathless perk, since you can crouch down on the edge of the water and dink it until it gets low enough to get through. It takes a while to lower, but it's easier than hoping to find the Breathless perk. - I did explore the ceiling of "???", and it was interesting. I used a Chaotic Polymorphic Flask and went flying horizontally to it's edge. After a surprising amount of time, I hit a wall. The formation turn into a "L", so I could climb this next vertical wall, and I did it. On the top, another ceiling. Used the potion again and found another "L". There, I got turned on a bug (?) And couldn't fly to reach the edge, so I fell. Interesting enough, I fell EXACTLY on the top of the pyramid. That marks around 1/4 of the map, halfway through the midle. It took good time to get there, so I gave up, but maybe you reading this could try to get to the end of the ceiling. - You can climb the tree by going from it's bottom, also. To get to the first branch, you don't even need a potion, you can just fly. There, you find a nest with a egg. If you pick the egg, around 6 beholders will come to kill you from the top of the tree (they may don't spawn). If you break the egg, a small blue sandworm will get out from it, and will try to kill you. This one can't "break" the floor, just get through it.To get to the second branch, you NEED a potion or teleport. Be careful, the beholders rest around the second branch (if they spawn). There, another nest with two eggs: one spawns a small blue sandworm, and the other, a big one. This one can "break" floor by passing through it. Then, you can use the potion to get to the top of the tree.

From the icy area I was able to go back to the mines. That giant pool of lava at the far right of the mines leads down on the other side. I crossed it using the perk that makes you freeze fluids. It turns lava to stone. I'm not sure if that's well-known or not, but it could be a good idea to get stronger before exploring the other areas and used that to go back to the surface. It does take a long time though. I was dumb and used the portals to go back to the icy area and it was faster for me to break through the collapsed ceiling than it was for me to climb up. I wand with high recoil could help you climb faster.

Always remember to stay hydrated.

Me when i get water summoning wand and breathless : TIME TO FLOOD THE MAP ENTIRELY. HAHAHA!

You can escape the twisty passages by shooting up through the snow.

I beat the game twice and didn't know you could either drink nor eat your enemies. There is so much to this game and it is still in development :D

@11:45 "maybe a little bit too much worm blood i just drank" proceeds to drink the rest lol

Never spurt a bit of Lava from a Lava Flask onto the secret Lake of Gold.

You can get a torch spell on wands that lets you see in the dark.

I got lucky. During entering third level I found wand that generated water. When I got to the lava lake I crossed it easily.

nice tip that fire imp or whatever it is, just pour water to it, it does lot of dmg to it.

if you set the brightness to exactly 50 and gamma to 0 you can see a little in the dark without worm blood (just don't go underwater)

Who would win: One spooky dark cave full of water, drowning all who dare enter One thirsty boy

The first time I found the dark cave there were shadow boys in there. Just unlucky I guess? I never explored in because I didn't have a torch, didn't know worm blood gave you night vision, and didn't want to cheat with gamma.

The game looks so cool

The mixtures for the special liquids (eg gold one) are randomized for each seed, theres some websites that can calculate what they are for you if you just put your seed in.

The wands in the pyramid are now a boss

I hope this game comes to console at some point this is incredible!!

Wow, the old versions of Noita look weird nowadays :D

i got draught of midas by complete accident and turned a chunk of holy mountain into gold, i got killed a bit later by getting stuck between a ledge and the ceiling good fun.

aéchemy be like, oil + fire = flaming oil.

worm blood is a good intro to psychedelics but the pink fungi are heavy af

I adore this game

Fury, there is a game made by the same development team as Noita called Baba is you ,you should definitely check it out cause it's really good!

Can you explore under the pyramid some day? It's too hard for me ;-;

Kinda wana see someone do those challenges like "can you beat ________ only using the starter weapon" or "without taking damage" with noita

wow wurm blood lets me see in there? had no idea

Did you know noita means witch in finland? Here its pronounced Noi-ta Interesting right? There also was a horror game called Soma wich means Cute in Finland.

Try draining the lava from above the boss arena.

awsome

now try making Draught of Midas. seen it randomly mix from whiskey, wormblood n acid/toxic.. or something like that. too many juices n bleeders.

Me and my friends all play and we have a challenge to see who can eat the most meat in one run

Dude I don't know if you will believe me but I had the exact same seed as you had in the video.

Hi there, please could you tell me how to back up a save so I dont have to keep restarting a fresh? Many thanks.

I've been everywhere in the game but never in the dark cave. I had no idea there was a full heal : /

Could you link the offical noita discord?

5:50 chests could also be mimics and maul your face. They hit hard as fuck. That's why I always shoot them. Just in case.

How do you get the tablets to turn into gold up on the altar in the air? Whenever I put them up there, they just sit there. Also, how'd you drink the worm blood/water??

I have discovered an area under the final boss, however with that I don't mean the lava sea but under that. If you go beyond the lava sea under the final boss after some time you enter "the work", now you might be thinking, wait isn't the work above the sky? Yes, because of that it is 100% confirmed that the work is infact unfinished areas as the rocks over there tell me its hell rocks we can assume that is hell down there, *there was even a new scroll* but it bugged out of my inventory so I only have screenshots of it lying around but not on the altar. Also the hell has the same kind of things like the sky, wands alters without wands as well a sthe same kind of enemys. However unlike the ksy it already has a real structure and something of every area without looking weird like in the sky. I do not believe there is anything under the hell yet as I went down thounsands of meters in the hell. If youmare interested in it, I have screenshots of everything, the hell as well as the scroll and scroll text, I can send them to you for example with discord. Just write under the comment if you would like to and I will send them.

So I'm just gonna drink water - FuryForged

one more tablet in the tree

You can't heal yourself with the healing projectile spell. Or at least it's not supposed to allow that. There's another healing spell that makes a healing circle for you.

Bruh, you can go to the moon... and its made of cheese.

man drains all the water because he was thirsty

There is also a place aboth the flying island 0:

Omg are they ok?

Darker pink ? What about purple?

Are you going to do a playthrew of this game once you know as much as you can

Noitada

they need to make a starving and dehyhaydrated effect for this game.

There is a healing spell that makes a little citcle around u, its reallyy usefull and rare i think , lul best english 🇨🇭

Acid not sludge

there is a healing cirkel as well

what is the goal of the game ?

has anyone else been to a place that's mostly empty but has twisty ground floating under ground? I found it digging where the dessert and normal land meet. The place didn't have a name pop up.

oh u are so clumsy and cute here

Dont wanna spoil anything but 3 floor is hard AF

no one: me when i have a wand that shoots saws:　BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

These are interesting videos but I have to watch them at 1.5x speed because you repeat everything you say 2-5 times. Oh the cave is dark? Oh the cave is dark? Oh the cave is dark?

200th?

Absence of light is relative to ones ability to perceive it. One that cannot see the light within the dark will only fall to those who do.

(Joke about caving here.)

formulas

When i first played it i hated it as i opened the secretes i realized how good it was

1849687552 Nice seed I found :) (1 lvl 4 hearts, ambrosia, levi ... 2lvl nice wand + more hearts... good starting set ... ) Enjoy.

3rd? :p

4th?

or just get the egg on the tree to the left of spawn, spawn the worm, kill it , drink its blood or put it in a flask, and suddenly you're like on an LSD trip, and can see in the dark.

thats purple not pink lol

1st

You can urn the entire world in gold if you carve a run into the moon and poor certain liquid into it then open a weird portal to the work. I watvhed a guy do it,he was cheating a bit tho

At First i was like: damn looking at the thumbnail this game could be from 1998 😂