Non-Touhou Player Rates 165 Touhou Characters (ft. kobbob7) 

I was not expecting this video to blow up so much lol. I just want to clarify one more time that these are NOT my ratings! I had someone who doesn’t play Touhou rate the characters, and then I put the ratings into a video. Also, yes, I did misspell Komachi and Megumu’s names. Whoopsies! Also, yes, I did use the wrong versions of the PC-98 tracks. Whoopsies! Also, yes, I did leave out some characters which I shouldn't have. Whoopsies! Also, yes, that Elly picture is not fully official. What was 6 months ago-me thinking?

Gives Junko 8/10 Gives Chang'e 10/10 Oh no...

"looks happy to be alive" "Four out of ten" Who hurt you bro?

8:46 "silly ability" Ability: *_i n s t a n t d e a t h_*

i like how seija got rated really low because to her that would be really high

"Maids are no longer cool"

tfw Shion gets called a con artist when the actual scammer is her sister,

now force him to play every game

He's just casually murdering through some of my personal favorites, I'll never recover from this. At least Okuu got a high ranking, I'll take that any day and respect him for it. Jokes aside, everyone obviously has their own opinions, and it was honestly really nice & refreshing to see a non-Touhou fan rating our beloved Touhous. Some of his remarks were pretty funny too. Also, just gotta say your editing is pretty great too. Overall, awesome video!

Really like how they called Koishi a "basic person", considering she literally does 'blend in with the crowd'

characters this person listed as a 10/10: alice magatroid cirno patchouli knowledge flandre scarlet merlin prismriver yuyuko saigyouji yukari yakumo mystia lorelei reisen udongein inaba kaguya houraisan suwako moriya tenshi hinanawi kisume utsuho reiuji soga no tojiko mononobe no futo wakasagihime sekibanki shinmyoumaru raiko horikawa doremy sweet mai teireida okina matara eika ebisu (based) yuuma toutetsu sunny milk chang'e (???) overall interesting list

Thank you for the "8/10" on Gengetsu, she's so underrated that's actually illegal

13:37 that was pretty unexpected... consider he just gave okuu 10 because yatagarasu i thought he would give nue 10 as well because galaxy collapse

15:55 The only correct answer

the fact that cirno wasn't rated 9/9 was criminal

8:04 Funny story... Reimu and Chen were originally one and the same.

As a Medicine fan, I find Intriguing that his comment to her was "I hate her stupid name 0/10" cuz my first impression of Medicine was in Touhou Wiki (precisely the Hill of the Nameless page) and I really liked her name for some reason. Today she's without a doubt my favorite character in the entire series.

Several of his notes made me laugh. Many were lazy but that's to be expected with so many characters. Interesting editing style... enjoyable experience overall

I did not expect to see my sprite rips of Sariel and and Konngara to be here.

12:08 Dear God...

There's something powerful about waiting to see a simple statement in quotation marks

**Gives Byakuren 5/10 and Miko 9/10** **Taoism vs buddhism intensifies**

His rating is totally random and the quote have little to do with the score and i love it

12:50 Based and Geometry Dash pilled

>not a touhou fan >clearly knows which music tracks are the most banger from each game idk chief something's not adding up here

Satori and koishi 😭

A fun experiment on your part, but I do have two observations to make: 1) I think you were a bit unfair to SinGyoku, not showing them the anthropomorphic forms (no wonder they said "Not a character" if all they saw was an orb). 2) Despite the title emphasizing "EVERY", a few characters were missed, too. Sure, the status of some as 'characters' is debatable (Evil Eye Sigma, for instance), but even by the strictest definitions, Ruukoto and the Giant Catfish went missing. (Now, I absolutely would have loved to see them go "Not a character" more decisively against the Five Magic Stones, lol). Now, not to get all-negative, I will share my favorite gem from kobbob7, I absolutely loved it, as I did the premise for this video. ❤ Here goes: kobbob7 on Mima: "I don't like the colors" kobbob7 on Konngara: "I like the colors" Also kobbob7: _Gives them both the same rating_ Viewer: _Visible confusion_

Shion is not a con artist 😭 she's just being used by her sister

really like this editing style, its so simple yet original and entertaining

Should've made a list of all average scores at the end there, but otherwise funny video

This dude is just on point

“fat”

16:54 Ok HOW DID I GUESS THAT WHEN WE GOT TO CLOWNPIECE THERE WAS GONNA BE A MERICA JOKE?

As a long-time Touhou fan, this video was very funny!

I like that this somewhat presented a more unbiased opinion. Touhou players would be like SaKUyA Is SO CoOl!!

Concise and to the point with each character, just how it should be. Can't wait for the gameplays, the fights will definietly change the opinions for the worse, lol.

12:50 You can easily tell from the commend that the person who rates the character is a Geometry Dash Player

"Non-Touhou Player" doesn't mean anything in the grand scheme of things. Genji 0/10 is a sin.

12:43 "I forgive you, but my 76 spellcards don't!"

Should put kobbo7's live reaction next time which is just a png based on your rating, lol

Orange: orange Ayana: tiny "what the heck is Makai" Greater Fairy: 2 Little Devil: one! Flandre Scarlet: i like her wings (reasonable response) Chen: Reimu copy (unjustified response) Lyrica Prismriver: idk Merlin Prismriver: N/A Ran Yakumo: why does she have pants on her head? (Thanks, I hate it) Wriggle Nightbug: i hate her name Tewi Inaba: poo Eirin Yagokoro: checker Kaguya Houraisan: funny Touhou face meme Eiki Shiki: stupid (presumably hates the law) Minoriko Aki: get her feet outta here Hina Kagiyama: emo boots Nitori Kawashiro: Jesus in disguise MoF stage 4 midboss: no (based) Sanae Kochiya: i don't like her orrr i do (Actual Reimu Copy) Tenshi Hinanawi: i didn't read anything, but i like how she looks Kisume: bucket (fax) Parsee Mizuhashi: why is she holding macaroni Yuugi Hoshiguma: i don't like her Rin Kaenbyou: N/A (should've used the SA portrait) Satori Komeiji: side eye Utsuho Reiuji: yatagarasu (GD, right? Based rating) Koishi Komeiji: most basic person ever (blonde) Nazrin: there's so many nothing characters (naides) Unzan: ugly (R.I.P.) Hatate Himekaidou: big head (unbased rating) Yoshika Miyako: stupid zombie (R.I.P.) Toyosatomimi no Miko: baseball bat Hata no Koroko: why is she a pumpkin (PUMPKINS ARE NOT VEGETABLES) Wakasagihime: fish Sekibanki: giraffe Kagerou Imaizumi: N/A (You should have said wolf! Dammit, Bobby!) Benben Tsukumo: biwabokuboku Yatsuhashi Tsukumo: copy of Benben Seija Kijin: lame personality (lame opinion) Shinmyoumaru Sukuna: bowl Sumirenko Usami: i hate seeing her pop up on the Touhou game Ringo: Ringo is dead (No, he's still here) Sagume Kishin: you get 5 points for each half of a pair of wings Eternity Larva: get squished Mai Teireida: plant ( :) ) Satono Nashida: plant ( :( ) Okina Matara: door Kutaka Niwatari: i hate sore throats Mayumi Joutouguu: most basic person ever (Wait a minute...) Keiki Haniyasushin: too confusing (Skill issue) Yuuma Toutetsu: only a sporkful Takane Yamashiro: if she says go fish, i'm gonna lose it Megumu (Meguma in video) Lizunamaru: snowballs Son Biten: wrong game, Pit Enoko Mitaugashira: wrong franchise, John Kramer Tokiko: nerd Sunny Milk: goated name Karen Ibaraki: why is she looking at me like that Kosuzu Motoori: nerd

I need to find the location of this guy I Just wanna talk to him

Ouch poor Eiki (my favorite character). At least Seki, Waka, and Iku got high marks. And damn my favorite cast (UFO) got slaughtered

this was the funniest shit i've seen this day lmao

Hina definitely has emo boots

I don't think they were taking this very seriously, or if they were, they are the harshest critic I've ever seen

wing bias

Rumia needs more love 😢

10/10 on Doremy, holy based

11:22 I find this ironic since i saw a meme that says momiji is one of the most popular characters of touhou from just design alone also 14:53 owlhead also also I want to ask if the 15:54 score and description is literal or if its being affected by her ability

Wow, I saw every touhou character in just 20 minutes. That was fast

I had to pause at Byakuren's rating for a sec...

5:07 Oh my god I'm not the only one who thinks Hikariko looks like a bug lmao

I won't complain about the rankings, as most of my favourites got high marks (Miko, Okina, Zanmu, Yumemi, Mokou), but its a shame he found Tsukasa to be ugly. I can't help but feel that her UM artwork could have saved her... Also, ouch, the UFO cast got trashed badly. 22:14 - Ah, Junko won't like that ranking for Chang'e... Wait, why is Chang'e here anyway? Is it just because of LoLK?

hib guys == kobbob7 here thank you all for giuvingh much love to my dear sibling kuotri whats up guys kobbob7 here

Fire him into the sun for underrated the Hifuu girls!

FINALLY someone else acknowledges how peak kisume is

seija got a 1/10? oh well more wife for me

Man fuckin' loves trumpets. Honesty, based.

How many characters got 10/10 list down below:

me after seeing him rate nitori 5/10: ITS JOEVER

MIZUCHI ISNT LAME ;-;

Casually makes almost all touhou fans and simps mad

me disappointed after he gives junko an 8/10 *gives okuu a 10/10* you are the best person i have met today, sir.

7:28 Friendship with kobbob ended I think you were lying anyway, because when Marisa was introduced, he knew what a youkai was

Ngl as a sakuya fan, if i never saw tohou before and i were show that sprite of sakuya as my only image i'd also give a low ranking :/

My head burnt

Fortune teller where

should've gone for Rin's SA artwork to be honest

7:03 *how did kobbob not make the obvious joke* 8:04 what

Giving Wakasagihime a 10 only to just say “fish” may be the most based thing I’ve ever heard anyone say Also I like how he rated Utsuho highly because of GD

Suggestion: Touhou Character Viewer Voting includes all Touhou character, PC98 even extra rng decides to choose few touhou character to be voted viewer can vote until deadline (unlike popularity poll, it'll be burden to setup) for selected ones, highest vote means eliminated, or death sfx (reminds me BFDI without event sequence)

REISEN PATRIOTS IN CONTROL!!!!

Poor Yoshika what did she do :(

I really wanna participate but uhh i got too much knowledge

i love his reasoning for 10/10 yuyuko. absolute death truly is silly.

I like how you play the music a game ahead than the one you're on. It really pisses me off for some reason.

N/A 4 goblin naice 👍

"four eyes" *gives Rikako a 4/10*

Sekibanki 10/10 Idk who the non touhou fan is, but I like their opinion

Mystia got 10 that's all I needed to see.

Yuuka 8/10 Shinki 5/10 Meiling 8/10 Yuyuko 10/10 Iku 8/10 Utsuho 10/10 Hecatia 1/10 Well, at least 5 out of my 7 Touhou girls got good scores. This was honestly pretty hilarious.

Yes hecatia designs is a -5 but the rest is very good

Me (A Non-Touhou Player) wathing a Non-Touhou Player rating every Touhou character

Renko’s score was totally uncalled for even her girlfriend Merry got a higher score than her

Bro is sending 80% of 2hu fans to the hospital, we need revenge. Make him play every single game.

tsukasa isn't ugly ;-;

Gives Yumemi 10/10 Yumemi does have too many Upgrades Gives Hong Meiling 1/10 Such as Upgraded Yumemi Okazaki from Touhou 3 PoDD Gives Watatsuki No Yorihime Death/10 Note: this phone died and because of charging port broke (Rest in Peace 🕊️) Gives Nue Houjuu ♾️/10 my second phone: OPPO A57 (2022) (Coming Soon) Gives Tenshi Hinawani 10/10 my main phone: Samsung Galaxy A04s (Such as Samsung Galaxy A15)

i feel like you pretty much will get this guy bullied

based alice 10/10

Keine: 0 Parsee: 2 Oh you mean wars

why so many Snae haters? I feel lonely...

not him calling the coolest and strongest maid "not cool"..

He has such Bad opinions

This video is just trying to piss me off They actually inserted the REIMU picture of TH19 into TH1

It's okay, there are a lot of Touhou fans who aren't Touhou players.

No way chimata got GAY/10.

Why are your standards so high?!?!?! wtf? what do you even consider good?

kaguya above mokou dude you feeling good?

no seihou?