Noooooooo, My Otaku viewers can't be married.[KaguraMea] [EnglishSub]

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If you plan to watch Mea’s livestream, here’s the translation of the:
Agreement With Mea
▪ Please do not chat with other audiences during the live stream.
▪ If inappropriate comments continue to appear, they will be banned on case.
▪ Please don't mention the names of other streamers unilaterally. It's the same in other’s broadcast. When the streamer does not mention it, please try not to mention Kagura Mea
▪ Follow the rules together and enjoy (?) the live broadcast!
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***************Our suggestion: Try to only use Japanese comments during live stream, Mea highly depends on comments section for topics on live chat.***********************
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Part of 4.4 livestream: • 【急募】神楽めあの旦那に就職したい男性を募集...
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@IPrins1998 4 года назад

Ya'll talking about wives and girlfriends but Mea just said she sleeps 15 hours a day, I'm both impressed and a worried by it.

@weebcraft6829 4 года назад

The reverse-korone

@nickkorkodylas5005 4 года назад

Oversleeping is the healthiest thing she does.

@MrMagnetron2 4 года назад

15 hours of sleep during her period specifically. Women can have a wide range of weird symptoms while menstruating. Actually, there a bunch of weird symptoms that people can develop when it comes to reproductive activity in general, like post orgasm allergies.

@pite9 4 года назад

Anything over 10 hours on average warrants a doctor visit. It can be a thyroid issue, but more likely a sleeping disorder for someone in their 20's.

@jomo5800 4 года назад

Well, at least she doesn't sleep for 19 hours~

@darilaho 4 года назад

She knows if the otaku is married, she cant milk him money out.

@EverydayYounglife 4 года назад

Nope, its more like "If I can't get married. You won't either!"

@ksiyaskid 4 года назад

I thought she was trolling, mocking the weirdos getting butthurt when the vtubers arent single or hang out with men.

@kyumazu1926 4 года назад

@@ksiyaskid riiight

@nickkorkodylas5005 4 года назад

@@ksiyaskid Western audiences accuse the Japanese of being weirdos, for imagining they are into a relationship with a 2D girl, while they imagine being cucked by a 2D girl.

@ksiyaskid 4 года назад

@@nickkorkodylas5005 I'm sure there is a point in there somewhere.

@yadralf5476 4 года назад

"Hm, so here youv'e written one of your main reasons for divorcing is that an anime girl on the internet said so?" "I see."

@nickkorkodylas5005 4 года назад

"Honey, I know we are divorced for the last two years but we can't keep meeting in randomly picked love motels..." "We must! We can't risk doing it at our homes! *She* might find out..."

@unitygrave7136 4 года назад

“Souka.....”

@DkKombo 4 года назад

Is the divorce manager Goblin Slayer?

@Velacroix 4 года назад

"Naruhodo.."

@aldi_the_flash2496 4 года назад

Divorce lawyer: Ahh another classic case

@Ghost3210 4 года назад

Waifu and wife, this guy is living the life... while also living the laifu. What a mad lad.

@sacredtacxieus8521 4 года назад

Cultured men

@DoctorMalpractice 4 года назад

it's like the inverse of an idol fan finding out their favorite was within 5 feet of a man

@nanotsuki 4 года назад

She was like counter idols. Thats why people love her

@EmyGrachy 4 года назад

@@nanotsuki lmaoo counter idols

@jasoncross9354 4 года назад

That's exactly what I thought when I read the title.

@LeonValCh 4 года назад

LOL! YES! And she's not the only one! Rushia is no different going literally mad at fans talking about other girls while around her!

@EmyGrachy 4 года назад

@@LeonValCh she's reminding the viewers of the rule of "don't talk about other vtubers unless the vtuber starts" in a cute way. adorbs~

@EmyGrachy 4 года назад

she be saying this but just wait when SHE gets married. i bet she gonna flex real hard about that. it's Mea. she will do that im sure.

@moonsys 4 года назад

No one who bathes as little as her has any hope of getting hitched.

@EmyGrachy 4 года назад

@@moonsys lmaoo harsh

@TouhouGaijin 4 года назад

A dirty fujo like her has no chance for a normal life.

@dalefredeluces8840 4 года назад

lmao I love this community

@Necroneer 4 года назад

@@dalefredeluces8840 same

@PhuNguyen-ph6lx 4 года назад

Mea: "No, you can't be married! Reee!" Chad viewer: "Haha married life go weeee!"

@nathanlatoja5360 4 года назад

"Haha, wedding bells go ding"

@nindocomic 4 года назад

@@souju7317 Need source. Also, roa is everyones daughter so maybe she wants a momma

@nindocomic 4 года назад

@@souju7317 Talk about fresh!

@dalefredeluces8840 4 года назад

As Roa-chan said that she has already resigned in finding a partner somehow makes my heart hurt even if I didn't know the full story of it

@leonk9168 4 года назад

meanwhile, gwelu is married and tell everyone he is married

@brianhm23 4 года назад

Mea : "NOOO YOU OTAKU CAN'T GET MARRIED!!! REEE" Chad Otaku : "Haha Wedding bell go diiiing"

@Doktor_Lutscher 4 года назад

The spurs dont jingle jangle today

@user-pq9gy3fq1q 4 года назад

Less than 3 years later: *No! Karen, please, don't take the kids!*

@manncake6828 4 года назад

Flowers goes weeee

@siaowun9418 4 года назад

I think she's just jealous that losers are getting married and she's still single. Its like the main girl that bullies a guy she likes for being a loser. Only to realize he's taken and she's actually the loser in reality. That hits too damn hard..

@ajakks6551 4 года назад

That's a big order size of Oof right there.

@Walker_Avuze 4 года назад

*OOF*

@Kabcr 4 года назад

I'm gonna need some recommendations yo

@MrSwallows 4 года назад

I'm gonna need that source, Captain!

@xjan5647 4 года назад

Hits right in the kokoro

@thatdarnskag5043 4 года назад

Kagura Mea, the true counter-culture idol! Talks about her first kiss like a boss, then is alarmed at the prospect that some of her fans have significant others😂😂😂 I’m an even bigger fan now👍🏽

@MrMagnetron2 4 года назад

Talks about her first kiss AND getting cheated on.

@xjan5647 4 года назад

I'm gonna need the source for that. Didn't knew she talked to her fans about her first kiss

@thatdarnskag5043 4 года назад

@@xjan5647 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-s4MtxjGCXL0.html

@MrMagnetron2 4 года назад

@@xjan5647 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-s4MtxjGCXL0.html

@haircut_fan 4 года назад

lmao, she doesn't want to share those shekels

@drakyln7808 4 года назад

Hey hey people

@Kancerru 4 года назад

Oy vey cool it with the anti-semitic remarks.

@TotalNigelFargothDeath 4 года назад

@@Kancerru sorry Mister shekelberg

@viddumagee1111 4 года назад

@Shadow Hunt Do you?

@twoduces195 4 года назад

Can I interest you in the religion of kek the true dark god

@fabledredeyes 4 года назад

Kagura: "Noooooooo, My Otaku viewers can't be married!!!!" Shinzo Abe: "haha birth rates go bbrrrrr"

@qx7392 4 года назад

_"W..What is wife? What is wife? wife"_ I have the exact same question

@cynthius6567 4 года назад

The moment when NEET Mea finally realizes her own failure in life.

@Mike23443 4 года назад

This is actually surprisingly adorable. A small part of me would like to believe that there is a mutual understanding between her and her fans that the will not be dating because they have each other. But it's Mea we're talking about. Would she really be this cute? I feel like she's just jealous of all the money he is probably spending on his wife instead of her.

@blurqeqoherds 4 года назад

I couldn't agree more.

@carval51 4 года назад

the person behind character is a guy though edit: got it wrong should be Tomari Mari

@jinshimizu 4 года назад

@@carval51 What???

@carval51 4 года назад

@@jinshimizu oops I got wrong guy, I though this was Tomari Mari that actually a guy pretending to be loli kinda same hairstyle and color got me wrong

@jinshimizu 4 года назад

@@carval51 ya scare me dude :(

@stringstorm 4 года назад

"Maybe something's wrong with me" That's a huge understatement.

@notalpharius4553 3 года назад

String?! WTF

@Karuisdead 4 года назад

Isn't this supposed to be called reverse simping?? Well she is doing it for the 💴MONEY💴

@nickkorkodylas5005 4 года назад

I'm pretty sure "reverse simping" is just prostitution.

@crawlingboy 4 года назад

@@nickkorkodylas5005 i mean you got a point

@fuzzynuttz5092 4 года назад

@@nickkorkodylas5005 goddamn why can't i like this comment more than once

@junct 4 года назад

I actually watch Mea with my girlfriend lol

@Xyris64 4 года назад

You monster lol

@kyumazu1926 4 года назад

filthy normie

@CircaSriYak 4 года назад

your very flesh is reprehensible, plebeian

@TouhouGaijin 4 года назад

@@kyumazu1926 Right? All riajuu should go die.

@fmo7849 4 года назад

NOOOO ! ! !

@tobisan9631 4 года назад

lol the shock was just too much for her.

@Rice_Crack3r 4 года назад

YOME?! YOME?! YOME?! YOME?! YOME?! YOME?! YOME?! YOME?! YOME?!YOME?! YOME?! YOME?!YOME?! YOME?! YOME?!

@arianramadanov_s1teknikele418 4 года назад

Remember that Mea is actually had a boyfriend and break up with him because he cheated on her. Maybe that's why she rages when she knows that some of her viewers are married.

@azurelastation7619 4 года назад

the fact that i'm 19 and still single, i can understand that.

@cuentacomunycorriente 4 года назад

Wait... What?

@jackculler1489 4 года назад

cheating is awfully common in Japan...

@mayuravirus6134 4 года назад

@@jackculler1489 Its called NTR and its not art

@jackculler1489 4 года назад

@@mayuravirus6134 Indeed... it's not art, worst if it involves ugly bastard and old man.

@Oz_Rion 4 года назад

Can't milk money if they are Married or in a relationship. Mea wants to have single viewers so they only focus on her.

@nomblob5592 4 года назад

OzRion So like Pokimane then

@Verxx-sc2tl 4 года назад

@@nomblob5592 pukiman? Who's that? Sounds dirty..

@yuhi8925 4 года назад

@@Verxx-sc2tl search

@lamedrawings 4 года назад

That one dude: Lol my wife does the same. Kagura: So you've chosen death.

@bt8559 4 года назад

Mea : I thought all my viewers are not married or don't even have a girlfriend Well I don't think ure wrong but not all...

@slickmcwilly 4 года назад

This might be the cutest that Mea has ever been lol

@blacksiopao 4 года назад

new rule: Dont talk about or mention your wife in Mea's streams

@Syncopia 4 года назад

@Zatweeb 4 года назад

Middle eastern man: *Laughs in Polygyny*

@ticktockbam 4 года назад

It's like mentioning other girls in Rushia's streams lol

@mayuravirus6134 4 года назад

@@Zatweeb *polygamy

@KiyanPocket 4 года назад

Amano Yuuji *Laughs in Misogamy*

@Ledabot 4 года назад

Shes a good actor so i don't believe those crocodile tears for a second 🤣

@BakaKaitoKun 4 года назад

1:49 I feel personally attacked. I don’t know why she’s impersonating me ∑(ﾟДﾟ)

@cloud8521 4 года назад

You heard her boys, time to file those divorces pronto.

@Gerarudo 4 года назад

Do it boys! 😂

@fattytan1377 4 года назад

Nah

@exanoid1 4 года назад

"What is wife?" This is a question that i have long ponder about.

@Ace56723 4 года назад

“I’ll tell your girlfriend “your boyfriend is watching girls like me”” Pssh as if I don’t already constantly show my wife all my weird otaku obsessions, Vtubers included lol

@misterhitter6613 3 года назад

What does she think of all this? Lol just curious.

@saulgonzalez1209 4 года назад

I’m going to have to animate this clip

@psychlyeslg 4 года назад

1:45 I'll tell her Married dudes: guess we'll stop watching you because we think we shouldn't Mea: 😯

@no-sparringholloway 2 года назад

What she thinks we say while watching her : "Omg, so cute" What we actually say : "Lmao, what a fucking weirdo, good watch tho"

@phoebus86 4 года назад

I'm just envious on how she even gets that much sleep.

@theomarzona7421 4 года назад

I guess if there's one thing Mea would approve of me is my inability to be liked by women. Unfortunately I am broke so that means she would never like me.

@ogjoepat 3 года назад

0:45 - Denial 1:45 - Anger/Bargaining 2:00 - Bargaining/Depression

@anhh1723 4 года назад

Actually thought she was embarrassed to act similarly to a wife but I remember she's Mea so nevermind Lol

@himmelblanc-fuyukireitan9487 4 года назад

I feel both attacked and safe.

@sorrow_4 4 года назад

1:29 I see, your true form finally unveils... Rushia!

@thefellathathuntsvatniks 4 года назад

*REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! NOT THAT CHOPPING BOARD!!!*

@notSusNugget 3 года назад

All of her impersonations sound so disrespectful it’s fucking hilarious lol

@izzy_pz 4 года назад

That one guy : Ahaha.

@yukkurispee1773 4 года назад

Mea Realizes: They Can't SIMP To Her, Sadly, The Movie

@blanaobla 4 года назад

Shs wants her fans all to herself amd i consent with that

@Antsaboy94 4 года назад

People are saying things, that are harsh by face value, but I don't feel an ill intent the way I'd feel elsewhere. Like the criticism, whether legitimate, is meant as a jab to be picked up on by other fans. "She's just bitter, she wants money," "Yup, that's our Mea!"

@WhoCares869 4 года назад

And you thought only viewer doesn't want their idol to have life partner

@emrysankokuboshi 3 года назад

That sounds like a good slice of life manga title a few years after the VTuber popularity has skyrocketed

@mr.subaruduck6076 4 года назад

Simps decreased. Stonks decreased as well.

@Stroimex 4 года назад

I´m really dissapointed she didn´t read a "She´s watching you with me right now" and went all: ええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええ!?

@user-kh1es5gg9m 4 года назад

Anyone else got stuck thinking on her mention of her sleeping habit? Is that stress? Should get that checked with a doctor.

@victortran2962 4 года назад

she said she is on her period, maybe most girl is like that

@dotnet97 4 года назад

She's probably just not getting enough sleep and then overcompensating, would fit with the rest of her degenerate lifestyle :p

@farouk638 4 года назад

Mea : "NOOO YOU OTAKU CAN'T GET MARRIED!!! REEE" Chad Otaku : "Haha sleepy wife go zzzzz"

@Ace56723 4 года назад

@totalbread7603 4 года назад

Otakus also has relationships. Of course, I've never had a girlfriend ... but it's just a stereotype.

@lucasLSD 4 года назад

Mea's channel in the description is broken

@kagurameaenglishunofficial7177 4 года назад

thx. fixed.

@chulo3085 4 года назад

Mea: Don't Get Married! News: Marriage rate decreased to 0%

@andsoooo 4 года назад

Sounds more like she mad she's not married yet.

@Light_ilmi 4 года назад

Mea's nemesis: her fans who has married already or has girlfriend. Which means no more donation from that person i guess.

@jei-8864 4 года назад

"NO! YOU CAN'T BE MARRIED!" Me a Christian: "So, no sex then?"

@thanglongnguyenvu3815 4 года назад

And here we have an idol who wishes to monopolize her fans. But seriously though, when she said she would tell their girlfriends they were watching her while mumbling "she's cute"....what if the one doing that was the girlfriend?

@anormalmatsurisu8351 4 года назад

She sounds like Sasaki Saku at times lol

@yuinurahilyon5711 4 года назад

Guy: Same as my *wife* Mea: Nani?! *TRIGGERED* Me: A 20+ girl without a boyfriend yet I can understand hmm...

@PizzaDwight 3 года назад

Being well off makes her depressed lmao peak toxicity

@bloombloom0494 4 года назад

I thought there was gonna be some sort of smooth pick up line when he said "Same as my wife".

@dmises6452 4 года назад

I actually watching with my grand son here.

@shkpotter9844 4 года назад

Woah nice

@Cosmstack 3 года назад

This is like a role reversal with oshi's and their idols lol

@usagiyama0074 4 года назад

nolep dijepun: tidur 15 jam minwhile in indonesia: tidur 36 jam setelah begadang 6 hari..

@GeorgeMonet 3 года назад

MEa: "What!? Wife!? My life plans are falling apart!!!!!"

@Tepid24 4 года назад

Jealous Kagura is adorable.

@Rennorijin 4 года назад

She’s just answering the jeopardy question guys.

@SateLight 4 года назад

"Local VTuber caught forcing her viewers to divorce"

@tanyichun2535 4 года назад

Brain.exe has stopped working

@GrassWeed 3 года назад

she's super funny and messed up, she's unique and i'm having fun watching her

@mirzaajah6034 4 года назад

Kagura Mea : What is Wife?" Me : "haha same"

@holololvirus1555 4 года назад

And here we have Mea accidentally call her viewers disgusting and no one even noticed it 1:50

@LogicWay 4 года назад

She really talked down to us.

@MainGoldDragon 3 года назад

LMAO I find this hilarious! She went through all the stages of grief

@charleswinchester1054 4 года назад

Mea.exe has stopped working...

@hvlug4933 4 года назад

1:34 she be giving off rushia vibes tho

@martinp3166 4 года назад

The simp that got away...

@NouAlle 4 года назад

She just goes through 5 states of grief in 2 minutes. RTA?

@lemons8307 4 года назад

Sarunphat Pisutvimol you spelled NTR wrong

@aurghloki8236 4 года назад

2:15 Sorry baebe let’s take a break.

@FreyjaWion 4 года назад

when her fans pulled a kansei drifto on her 😂

@slavik1855 4 года назад

We did it guys marriage is no more.

@pite9 4 года назад

If his wife sleeps for 15 hours, he's probably watching her for the company. That's just sad. I don't blame him.

@tiragon1489 4 года назад

I thought this was going to be a tease But it was actually a cry for help ._.

@LeonValCh 4 года назад

I thought it was creepy otaku who despaired when their waifus happened to have a significant other. Not the other way around.

@10zerka 4 года назад

That escalated quickly!

@VaskoG384 4 года назад

Marriage and virginity are the two coolest things a human can have.

@user-ex2vv1nm2x 4 года назад

I shared mea‘s stream with my girlfirend

@volatile5460 4 года назад

NOOOOO you’re an Otaku, you can’t be married! Yes.

@_Tzer 4 года назад

she is trying to hold people hostage to her.

@Mushabeans 4 года назад

What is wife?

@nickkorkodylas5005 4 года назад

Like a waifu but evil, ugly and made of meat.

@arete4390 4 года назад

I thnk its like your waifu but.........in 3d?

@yatonarakumi9800 4 года назад

NoName ! I would say nah because her personality won’t even come to close to your waifu

@inf3cted194 4 года назад

Bold of you to assume I would even have female friends in the first place.

@RadicalGaming1000 4 года назад

You would think she would accept this if she's been married to Febreze her entire life

@zethstar3475 2 года назад

what do you mean "WIFE"?! really got me

@Kaimine08 3 года назад

Hmmm...I wonder what she's truly upset by? The fear she's going to lose people? The fear they will spend their money on their girlfriends instead of her? Or the fear that she's getting older and she figured she'd be further in life than this? Either way, she seemed pretty depressed by it.