Norfolk Southern: What's Your Function? 

Norfolk southern voted HOTTEST railroad in Ohio!

this song is more high quality than the actual railroad

I came here for the Schoolhouse Rock references. I am not displeased.

NS: finally, we have only GEVOs in our yard, ready for filming? 0:05 Ex-Conrail C40-8W: hello 😊

Railroads: let make a fun little theme Norfolk southern: let’s make a full on banger

🎶East Palestine Ohio, how's your lung function?🎵

“They haul everything, safely and on time” Me: (rolls eyes)

“We’re investing big” Rebuilds 900 dash 9’s for no reason

it's so surreal to hear a Tally Hall's member's voice on a commercial.

This aged extremely well.

Thanks to this ad, and Schoolhouse Rock, adults who were children in the mid to late 1970s now have a special affection for Norfolk Southern. "As your body grows bigger, your mind must flower. It's great to learn... 'Cause knowledge is power!"

This has no right being this good Rob

Norfolk Southern, What's Your Function? Selling All our power til we've all got none. Norfolk Southern, How's That Function? Using PSR Until the Day is Done.

Her: He's probably out cheating on me... Him: *Dying in a massive derailment because he chose to work for Norfolk Southern*

Best song I've ever seen. Gets their point across, and it's catchy.

Came here for ROB CANTOR! New single/music video slaps!

They haul everything, safely and on time. Me: Uhhh, then how come you are a few hours late and you have wrecked cars behind you?

They really said “to give this economy a spark!” I guess they took that a little to seriously! 😅

Norfolk Southern: What's Your Function? *MASS RETIRING PERFECTLY-FINE LOCOMOTIVES LEFT AND RIGHT*

Why don't Australian train companies have epic music like this

Schoolhouse Rock lives again!!! Nicely done.

How the hell did they come up with this! Its so good!

This didn’t age well

Norfolk Southern: The only railroad willing to go to war with Ohio

it has to be rob though his voice is very audible here

Couple years ago, I hated this, now I adore it 😂

Rob Cantor?!?

Nice intro, really sums up whats happening in Ohio rn…

_"Hooking up the country helping business run"_ *>Milking the living shit out of PSR* *>Having higher incident averages than CSX* *>Mass retiring locomotive power, including units manufactured as recent as the mid-2010s* *>Abolishing/combining manifests and unit trains to where engineers and locomotives suffer more difficulties* *>Abandoning and razing various rail lines and focusing on only big cities to where essential industries are abandoned* *>Making shitty choices on operations to where mains like the SC and SB Lines are almost dead* helping business run straight into the ground, that is.

Hidden rob cantor song let's goooooo

Trains are quiet when they are not blowing the horn wow

"safely and on time" except when lying about the manifest and causing ecological disasters. Nationalize the railroads, jail the executives.

Norfolk southern what your function? Cooking up ohio, making bunisses hell

Rob Cantor?!?

thank you rob very cool

ROB CANTOR WTH

Is that fucking Rob cantor

I made this a while back as a joke but now it's more relevant that I did so without further a do here it is. Can some one please sing this and turn it into a video thanks all the back stuff is the same Now What the lyrics should be Norfolk southern whats your function hooking up the trains in a very aggressive way trains they push nothing safely and ontime Tracks they don't connect the factories built along the line We've got the goods to help back up the trucking routes Our trains tracks and bridges oh they won't get you very far Norfolk southern whats your function Ruining the lives of people near our tracks Norfolk southern how's our function Helping this big contry getting backed up We are investing small to keep our county in the lead We keep derailing we can't bring you what you need And that means jobs lots of people rerailing all of our trains Let's get the first responders moving now everybody sing Norfolk southern whats your function Hooking up the country cuz we blue it up Norfolk southern how's our function Helping to derail the contry as one

0:16 our trains tracks and bridges oh they will get you pretty far

Sounds like Rob from tallyhall

As someone who grew up with Schoolhouse Rock, I instantly got the reference from reading the title. A lot of my friends my same age, or slightly younger, did not.

It’s rare to see that many Gevos in a Ns yard

Rob Cantor

ROBERT

East Palestine be like

Rob cantor?!!

This is creative. But could you gang do something similar for Union Pacific and/or CSX?

NORFOLK SOUTHERS WHATS YOUR FUNCTION? CRASHING INTO A ANOTHER NS TRAIN

I like how every train has one locomotive. It certainly ain't happening that much! LOL!

YOOOO ROB CANTOR??

Bob

Welp, this aged well

rob cantor tally hall

THIS HITS HARD NGL 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

They fall of the tracks and wreck to much !!

ROB CANTOR?!?!?

Thank you for making that theme norfolk southern IT's makes me happy =D

Is that rob cantor

My sis plays this all night when I’m trying to sleep

Rob Cantor?

guys i think it may be bob csntor although the comments make it unclear

when I see a ns Visitor I sing this

Rob cantor

ROB CANTOR (REAL? NOT FAKE?)

Rob Cantor.

WHOS HERE IN 2023? AGED LIKE FINE MILK.

the 29 dislikes are from foamers that didn't get to see their precious heritage units

“Safely and on time” We’ll see about that

Norfolk Southern, what's your function Hooking up the country, helping business run Hey! They haul everything safely and on time They connect the factories built along the line We've got the goods to help give this economy a spark Our trains, tracks and bridges, oh they'll get you pretty far Norfolk Southern, what's your function Hooking up the country helping business run Norfolk Southern how's that function Helping this big country move ahead as one Go We're investing big to help keep our country in the lead Go We keep moving to deliver what you need And that means jobs Lots of people making lots and lots of things Let's get your business rolling now, everybody sing Norfolk Southern, what's your function Hooking up the country helping business run Norfolk Southern how's that function Helping this big country move ahead as one

WE’RE MAKING OUT OF EAST PALESTINE WITH THIS ONE 🔥🗣️🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️

Interesting to note that the late Jack Sheldon did the vocal on this updated version of the ABC Schoolhouse Rock classic "Conjunction Junction" from the 1973 Grammar Rock season.

Damn, this song is explosive!

The song is a total lie. Norfolk Southern has been involved in multiple incidents.

Hi rob

0:47 My favourite part!

Norfolk Southern, what's your function? Toasting all our turbos and exploding hazmat tanks...

*-East Palestine national anthem-*

this aged like milk oh god

Rob Cantor

NS, la peor empresa de ferrocarril de USA 🇺🇸

0:20 Norfolk Southern: What's Your Function? 0:48 Norfolk Southern: What's Your Function?

Took me 10 years to realise that Norfolk Southern's anthem originates from Schoolhouse Rock "Conjunction Junction".

train accident in Ohio 💀💀

0:07. "Safely and on time." This is literal BS. Derailing in Ohio *TWICE* only weeks apart! -_- I should even say, the railway with the worst tracks such as the PNR is even safer than NS.

NS stop derailing for a month challenge (failed)

who came from that railfan stereotypes: the midwest video

0:07 You sure about that NS? (Safely: ❌ On time: ✅ )

THX FOR THE DERAILMENT IN OHIO

Now Bnsf needs a song

When they blow the entire budget on the trailer:

Her: ugh he’s probably out cheating on me Him:

NS 7 years ago: awesome railroad that everyone loved NS today: PSR shithole that Chernobyl'd Ohio

Too catchy in a good way

This aged like chunky milk

“safely and on time” aged well

That dis not age well…

Norfolk Southern, what's your function Hooking up the country, helping business run Hey! They haul everything safely and on time They connect the factories built along the line We've got the goods to help give this economy a spark Our trains, tracks and bridges, oh they'll get you pretty far Norfolk Southern, what's your function Hooking up the country helping business run Norfolk Southern how's that function Helping this big country move ahead as one Go We're investing big to help keep our country in the lead Go We keep moving to deliver what you need And that means jobs Lots of people making lots and lots of things Let's get your business rolling now, everybody sing Norfolk Southern, what's your function Hooking up the country helping business run Norfolk Southern how's that function Helping this big country move ahead as one

🎶North folk Southern what’s your function? Blowin up Ohio every Chance we got!🎶

This has been memed on so hard in the gmod trainbuild community

Rob Cantor