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@TheMancMod01
@TheMancMod01 6 месяцев назад
We northerners would rather have nothing than get stabbed down south. 😂😂😂
@modithorson7484
@modithorson7484 6 месяцев назад
8 of the top 10 areas for knife crime are north of Watford. Highest crime rate is west Yorkshire.
@marshtopia529
@marshtopia529 6 месяцев назад
​@@modithorson7484OLAY OLAY OLAY
@peaceformula5830
@peaceformula5830 6 месяцев назад
​@@modithorson7484What's the demographics there?
@Blether70
@Blether70 6 месяцев назад
After a tiny amount of checking, this is provable BS. 16 of 25 top knife crime in London, then Birmingham, Manchester, Liverpool, etc. W Yorks barely gets a look in. Do you just make up stuff for sh*ts and giggles? Fair do's @@modithorson7484
@Ceaseless_Watcher
@Ceaseless_Watcher 5 месяцев назад
We were called "gunchester" for a solid decade you muppet.
@kevingrant6146
@kevingrant6146 5 месяцев назад
I’m a Northerner and went to Uni for 3 lonely years in London. The day I drove home to Geordie Land, I stopped off at Rotherham for some fuel. The girl behind the counter called me “ducky” with such a warm and human tone, I nearly dropped to my knees in thanks to be back up North.
@richardgoss4777
@richardgoss4777 5 месяцев назад
They say duck in Rotherham. Ducky means you're a bit of a poof.
@elroyal1
@elroyal1 5 месяцев назад
I went to Manchester recently and found it quite unfriendly so I decided the north is not as friendly as they say
@captainsparrow8435
@captainsparrow8435 5 месяцев назад
Shit head!! Yea we are nice and at least we know our neighbours 😂
@elroyal1
@elroyal1 5 месяцев назад
😂😂😂 do you realise how silly you lot sound now with your obsessing about one city in the south as if it 'is' the south. The south covers much more of an area than london, cornwall devon dorset etc, you lot love it😂😂😂​@@jonhack2585
@JM91x
@JM91x 5 месяцев назад
@@jonhack2585Jesus you’ve taken this subject very serious 😂
@jamsheadaziz3999
@jamsheadaziz3999 5 месяцев назад
The best thing about London, anyone????????????? The sign reading M1 THE NORTH. 😅😅😅😅
@peterburry2014
@peterburry2014 5 месяцев назад
or West
@hangedups2608
@hangedups2608 5 месяцев назад
NAH
@jamsheadaziz3999
@jamsheadaziz3999 5 месяцев назад
@jross4093 spoken like a typical tory voting southerner.
@karenpenny3973
@karenpenny3973 5 месяцев назад
London has only 21 tory MPs out of 73 areas that make up the metropolis. We voted to stay in Europe, our city mayor is Labour, the London assembly has only 9 out of 25 seats held by tories. We have this shit government because of moronic northerners voting tory and brexshit. ​@jamsheadaziz3999
@jasonlyward
@jasonlyward 5 месяцев назад
The lack of northerners is the best draw
@stephengasson8440
@stephengasson8440 5 месяцев назад
As a Northerner if you find this bit offensive. You are from a different generation. Growing up we used to take the piss out of each other all the time.
@ben7932
@ben7932 5 месяцев назад
I didn't even realise this was comedy
@Adam-gn5kh
@Adam-gn5kh 5 месяцев назад
​@@ben7932This is comedy?
@jesuspobre88
@jesuspobre88 5 месяцев назад
Usually at Wembley 😂
@NicholasBurton-pe3po
@NicholasBurton-pe3po 5 месяцев назад
Thing is. It ain't actually funny. Londoner here. And I live in the biggest shit hole where white English people are treated like 2nd class citizens
@BritishArmyEdit
@BritishArmyEdit 5 месяцев назад
As a 17 year old lad from Yorkshire, don't see how anyone could take offense to this it's just a joke.... Think people and the media seriously overstate how " sensitive" our generation is, most people I know couldn't give a fuck what ppl say
@AndrewSmith-fj8jj
@AndrewSmith-fj8jj 5 месяцев назад
Because London is an absolute tropicana of fun isnt it 😂😂
@bucklr11
@bucklr11 5 месяцев назад
Yeh indeed … oh what hotel shall we stay in? Ahh we can’t they are all full of immigrants
@1porter
@1porter 5 месяцев назад
Compared to the places he mentioned... Yes
@roysaxon2619
@roysaxon2619 5 месяцев назад
@@1porter Yes but the people within are shit
@itsMrNoble
@itsMrNoble 5 месяцев назад
Where is it the tourist flock to again, London or Moss Side?
@harvey2609
@harvey2609 5 месяцев назад
Yeah, it's pretty amazing.
@b0rg1010
@b0rg1010 5 месяцев назад
What's the best way to see London? In a rearview mirror getting smaller. 🤣
@larryargent503
@larryargent503 4 месяца назад
Or in an armoured tank, with it getting closer.
@b0rg1010
@b0rg1010 4 месяца назад
@@larryargent503 I like your thinking. 🤣
@pizou8454
@pizou8454 4 месяца назад
London Eye for about £30 which is about your entire monthly wage up north 😂
@Pope_Rural_I5184
@Pope_Rural_I5184 3 месяца назад
From my city I can see London 🥲🥲🥲
@pizou8454
@pizou8454 3 месяца назад
@@Pope_Rural_I5184 lucky basterd
@judydunlop1964
@judydunlop1964 5 месяцев назад
I left Carlisle (far north of England) to attend college in the Midlands, my room mate was from London. One day she remarked, 'I tried what you do today and it worked.' 'What was that? I asked. She replied, 'I said 'hello' to a passer by and they smiled and said 'hello' back! 40ys later this still holds true.
@stephenlamley541
@stephenlamley541 5 месяцев назад
I'm in Warwick and you can speak to 20 people 15 will ignore you. Too much green around here. Arrogance is high.
@Littlelamb2023
@Littlelamb2023 5 месяцев назад
You back in Carlisle now?
@judydunlop1964
@judydunlop1964 5 месяцев назад
Sadly not@@Littlelamb2023
@pizou8454
@pizou8454 4 месяца назад
​@@stephenlamley541I live in London and plenty of people say hi to me. People are generally polite. I went to Sweden and its completely the opposite.
@MyDisavow
@MyDisavow 3 месяца назад
I grew up in the South and then moved North. 10 years and I still startle anytime stranger says good morning to me randomly in the street. It takes a few minutes to think about responding, by which point I'm basically shouting good morning after them down the street 😂
@stevegordon2032
@stevegordon2032 5 месяцев назад
We might be Northerners but we can laugh at ourselves. This is funny.
@Tigerwoods663
@Tigerwoods663 5 месяцев назад
No traffic, no congestion, no stress, no two hours to get across town, no miserable unhelpful people, no congestion charges, no £12 for a pint, no £300 for a night out, love what we ain't got up here. Like London but two days that's enough 😅😅
@amem2937
@amem2937 5 месяцев назад
That’s why he said SHIT HOLE probably living in your Mums council house which we are paying for
@YanoshRagauld
@YanoshRagauld 5 месяцев назад
With you all the way there. Greetings from Grimsby..
@stanthemafia
@stanthemafia 5 месяцев назад
I’ll take what you have
@Jack-gs9mf
@Jack-gs9mf 5 месяцев назад
Never been up north, never will. From an arrogant londoner. If i want a holiday ill go abroad😂
@peterburry2014
@peterburry2014 5 месяцев назад
The south isn't London
@alanhay2395
@alanhay2395 5 месяцев назад
Cor blimey Russell Howard has let him self go abit 😂😂😂😂
@blackrider7631
@blackrider7631 5 месяцев назад
He looks much healthier the Russell Howard.
@dh7493
@dh7493 5 месяцев назад
That's not Russell Howard. Duh.
@UKKC80s
@UKKC80s 5 месяцев назад
​@@dh7493sarcasms lost on you m8.
@dh7493
@dh7493 5 месяцев назад
@@UKKC80s haha I think you'll find is its lost on you
@UKKC80s
@UKKC80s 5 месяцев назад
@@dh7493 I got that it's not Russell Howard. I didn't need it explaining, I got that the previous guy was taking the Mick. Was being sarcastic. He too clearly knew it wasn't Russell Howard. You pointed that out, like we all didn't know. I'm British m8, like all Brits I was born sarcastic. Born at 7.24 in the A.M and I said to my mum that's the earliest I've been for anything...she said actually that I was a week late..😏. Just how we are. If your not British I'll be surprised to be fair.
@thereader6667
@thereader6667 5 месяцев назад
As a Northerner I find this hilarious! The Rotherham bit especially.
@J2897Tutorials
@J2897Tutorials 5 месяцев назад
Wonderful place. Famous nationally for rape-gangs.
@krainey
@krainey 5 месяцев назад
It's a good point of humour .. some are taking it serious getting all defensive. I'm from down south but live in the glorious midlands now, best of both worlds =)
@thereader6667
@thereader6667 5 месяцев назад
@@krainey Yeah, im very proud Yorkshireman but you have to laugh. I lived down south for ten years and always joked about the shitholes down there, Luton, Slough, Peterborough!
@christownsend2220
@christownsend2220 4 месяца назад
I'm from rovrum
@krainey
@krainey 4 месяца назад
@@thereader6667 easy now... I'm from Luton =(
@Dessydd
@Dessydd 9 месяцев назад
Me and my fiancé had a brilliant time in Rotherham.... Sorry Rotterdam
@alex-E7WHU
@alex-E7WHU 5 месяцев назад
😂😂😂
@DMWBN3
@DMWBN3 5 месяцев назад
Like it 👍🏼 Had to go to Burnley & Hull on the same day. Still have nightmares about it now.
@MeYou-yz2yz
@MeYou-yz2yz 5 месяцев назад
They're both full of moose limbs now.
@krainey
@krainey 5 месяцев назад
😅😅😅😅
@successblueprintinstitute
@successblueprintinstitute 5 месяцев назад
What a city Rotterdam is btw!
@tommytomarto77
@tommytomarto77 6 месяцев назад
He talking like the South is great lmao
@Bertie_Ahern
@Bertie_Ahern 5 месяцев назад
Southerners are all vile Tories - nuff said
@mrbungle83
@mrbungle83 5 месяцев назад
I grew up in London in the 60’s I visit my old house & every couple of years it get more & more depressing & our railway cottage back then was beautiful but it’s now worth £500.000 & the hole area is so run down
@mikhailmushroomavich5372
@mikhailmushroomavich5372 5 месяцев назад
I walked into a garage after getting fuel while working in London, I said hello to the lady behind the counter and asked if she was OK in a friendly manner .... BLANK STARE BACK didn't say a word WEIRDOS😂😂😂
@AXE668
@AXE668 4 месяца назад
She probably didn't speak English. Only white racists speak English in London, apparently.
@pizou8454
@pizou8454 4 месяца назад
No, you were completely hammered and walked into someone's private garage asking for fuel you weirdo 😂
@jockmcscottish7569
@jockmcscottish7569 3 месяца назад
I had many similar experiences in London when I lived there. The vast majority of people are just ignorant, anti-social f-wits. No concept of banter to pass the time, plus they make you feel like you've just shat on their living room carpet.
@SteveSearle
@SteveSearle 2 месяца назад
Probably didn't understand English
@pilgrim3387
@pilgrim3387 5 месяцев назад
From ireland went on a stagg to Newcastle. Lovely place and friendliest people you could meet
@BlindingSun_
@BlindingSun_ 5 месяцев назад
That’s cos we love the Irish.
@GGMCUKAGAIN
@GGMCUKAGAIN 4 месяца назад
From Newcastle, went on holiday to Ireland and i found the same.
@KingiRui
@KingiRui 4 месяца назад
@@BlindingSun_I’m a kiwi - everyone loves the Irish 🤝😂
@MrBagpipes
@MrBagpipes 3 месяца назад
​@@BlindingSun_it's a myth that Irish folk don't like English folk. Geordies, Scouse and Mancs are all sound, funny and a strong sense of themselves. We dislike the arrogance of the ones in the South East.
@mikew2468
@mikew2468 Месяц назад
@@MrBagpipes That doesn't really make sense unless you are being purposely divisive. Obviously the SE of England and London is home to a lot of Irish people as well as people from the the NE and NW and others from all around the world. Somehow you equate a geography with people....says a lot about you and your views.
@chaddy1969
@chaddy1969 8 месяцев назад
Luton,Lewisham,Leyton,Lambeth .......It works both ways and you're less likely to be ripped off ,mugged and stabbed to death up here.
@unoriginalog836
@unoriginalog836 6 месяцев назад
Calm down mate he’s joking
@stacewest1442
@stacewest1442 5 месяцев назад
@@unoriginalog836 He's saying the truth
@macman975
@macman975 5 месяцев назад
8 out of the top 10 places for knife crime are in the North.
@kjd9634
@kjd9634 5 месяцев назад
I'm from Essex 100% agree.
@danzelwasherton1234
@danzelwasherton1234 5 месяцев назад
​@@macman975but whats number 1😂
@tompettman7124
@tompettman7124 5 месяцев назад
I still think this guy is called Lee Nelson 😂😂😂
@UppercutJeff
@UppercutJeff 5 месяцев назад
Im a Londoner an i love the northern soul, lovely people up there.
@keithskegwin
@keithskegwin 5 месяцев назад
Ive worked up and down the uk. Generally, in my experience, the closer to London you get, the more rude people are.
@BleachDemon99
@BleachDemon99 5 месяцев назад
He’s not wrong, they are lovely people……
@rudedog1974
@rudedog1974 5 месяцев назад
Lived in both and people in London can only dream of the standard of living we have in the North
@user-cn2ql8pf1b
@user-cn2ql8pf1b 5 месяцев назад
...The worst slums in the uk are in the north. Lowest wages, shit food, UGLY accents.
@DmzirzlofxZzri
@DmzirzlofxZzri 3 месяца назад
Yet the north has the highest suicide rate in the country.
@ahmedjabbar7467
@ahmedjabbar7467 5 месяцев назад
Brummie here 👋 i do a lot of driving around the country for work. I used to drive to london 4 times a week and now have been going north as far as york with stops along the way and I can 100% say the north is a far nicer place to be than london. You feel less stressed and laid back and people actually give you way on the roads unlike london where it's a free for all and you have to push your way in.
@fatbroccoli8
@fatbroccoli8 5 месяцев назад
Pretty much all big cities are like that tbf
@TehDawg
@TehDawg 3 месяца назад
I’d shoot my self if I had to admit I had a brummie accent. Might aswell hold your hand up and say I’m from Leeds or Bradford. Which by the way, is not considered a northern city
@ahmedjabbar7467
@ahmedjabbar7467 3 месяца назад
@@TehDawg could be worse, like the scouse accent 😅 I believe the brummie accent you're referring and most people think of is more of a black country accent so you hear it more in Dudley, Wolverhampton and Walsall area's....I can't say I'm a fan of it either.
@DmzirzlofxZzri
@DmzirzlofxZzri 3 месяца назад
Brum has a higher crime rate than london....
@MrBagpipes
@MrBagpipes 3 месяца назад
​@@ahmedjabbar7467Black country accent is unattractive but the people are sound.
@QBALL68
@QBALL68 5 месяцев назад
I was in London (Islington) visiting friends, I was walking down a street and I asked a bloke "Do you know the time " and he replied "Buy a f***ing watch" that's Southeners for you! I'm from Manchester by the way and here in the North I'd have gotten a civil and respectful answer.
@themottnibbler4662
@themottnibbler4662 5 месяцев назад
This sounds like a really genuine story. Thanks for making us all aware 🙏
@awtyhrh
@awtyhrh 5 месяцев назад
He looks like a southerner. Mr love myself
@shuapeter2152
@shuapeter2152 5 месяцев назад
To be fair the northerners in the comment section have got a point. I love the north especially Leeds I was there for work 2 weeks ago I park in the trinity car park walk outside towards my hotel and I hear this “Oi! ….. you got that quid I lent ya” was a homeless man and we both laughed so much. Then the southern came out and I went into my cosy hotel room. But they are genuinely nicer up there even the homeless have more class then most southerners
@jesuspobre88
@jesuspobre88 5 месяцев назад
They're laughing but you know he means it. I'm glad I'm northern. What you've never had, you'll never miss!
@percyveer2355
@percyveer2355 5 месяцев назад
southerners, who needs em.
@Kiwiboy1929
@Kiwiboy1929 5 месяцев назад
He should give Bolton a mention
@timmytwowheels9268
@timmytwowheels9268 5 месяцев назад
Fucking amateur shithole compared to those he mentioned 😂
@kylewilliams6091
@kylewilliams6091 5 месяцев назад
Moved to the south coast of England , lasted 3 years before leaving , sick of drug addicts shooting heroin or smoking crack in shop doorways as I walked thru town Center, absolutely foul place to be .
@peterburry2014
@peterburry2014 5 месяцев назад
Hastings isn't the entire south coast
@kylewilliams6091
@kylewilliams6091 5 месяцев назад
@@peterburry2014 when did I say Hastings ?
@maximisatwat
@maximisatwat 5 месяцев назад
They are generous. Looks like they gave you Sting's haircut
@Ditto463
@Ditto463 5 месяцев назад
Love this… please let’s have more of it, it’ll keep you all away from our beautiful North Yorkshire!
@tonypaul3205
@tonypaul3205 5 месяцев назад
Yeah,beautiful Bradford,Rochdale,Leeds, Blackburn, were you can leave your doors open(if you still have one),at least in the south we have a choice of good and bad areas. And for yous to think the south are soft, then you should move down here and find out.
@tonypaul3205
@tonypaul3205 5 месяцев назад
PITS ,literally, hahaha!.
@Ditto463
@Ditto463 5 месяцев назад
@@tonypaul3205 you do know none of those places are in North Yorkshire? 😂
@tonypaul3205
@tonypaul3205 5 месяцев назад
@Ditto463 OH!, sorry, don't they count as Oop North?, but it's alright to generalise about the south?, I live in London and believe it or not I love it, I even speak to my neighbours, hahaha 😆.
@Ditto463
@Ditto463 5 месяцев назад
@@tonypaul3205 I wasn’t generalising about the south 🤷‍♀️
@ty96960
@ty96960 5 месяцев назад
bro said "I've been up north" like he done a tour in iraq
@queensberryrulez5306
@queensberryrulez5306 5 месяцев назад
We have everything you want. Space, fresh air, affordable homes, welcoming people.
@barandbeyond3763
@barandbeyond3763 5 месяцев назад
I like the sound of that
@denisdiderot6779
@denisdiderot6779 5 месяцев назад
And spice, monkey dust, smack, H and a lot of other not-so-fun substances. It's cheap for a reason.
@queensberryrulez5306
@queensberryrulez5306 5 месяцев назад
@@denisdiderot6779 least we are having fun and not running round stabbing everyone. Its more expensive in London because of investors not because its better.
@denisdiderot6779
@denisdiderot6779 5 месяцев назад
@@queensberryrulez5306 lmao there are way more stabbings up north, per capita, than in London. Honestly, you guys are so out of touch with reality it's actually a joke...
@seyley2901
@seyley2901 5 месяцев назад
​@@queensberryrulez5306.Grooming gangs, 02 Arena, Mosques. Mmmmm lovely
@AngloSupreme
@AngloSupreme 9 месяцев назад
Up norf where kids are raised on white lightning cider, free school meals and their 27 yr old nans roll ups.
@Kelsdoggy
@Kelsdoggy 9 месяцев назад
😂
@FriendlyHomie
@FriendlyHomie 9 месяцев назад
Name check out 😂
@AngloSupreme
@AngloSupreme 9 месяцев назад
@@FriendlyHomie ☺️
@user-ft1iz2qd2j
@user-ft1iz2qd2j 8 месяцев назад
She's 29, mate
@nealsmith6887
@nealsmith6887 8 месяцев назад
Come on its your nan getting your white shite from the local corner shop on fitzy road
@22pcirish
@22pcirish 5 месяцев назад
I moved to live and work in the north from darn sarth, and I’ve never regretted a day. (Since 1989)
@charlieuniformnovembertango
@charlieuniformnovembertango 9 месяцев назад
Simon been hitting the gym
@bonman7634
@bonman7634 5 месяцев назад
Says stabby..😂 he's right though. Same all over the country, you wouldn't want a city break anywhere in the uk, especially not London right now.
@user-cn2ql8pf1b
@user-cn2ql8pf1b 5 месяцев назад
London had 100 homicides last year. Nyc had 400. We are a safe fucking city.
@user-sg1lt3kz4b
@user-sg1lt3kz4b 5 месяцев назад
York, Durham and Edinburgh are all lovely places for a city break
@stephendowney2816
@stephendowney2816 5 месяцев назад
Liverpool manchester ​newcastle
@nakkadu
@nakkadu 4 месяца назад
Chester, Oxford, York...
@mrbungle83
@mrbungle83 5 месяцев назад
Blackpool was once magnificent & now it’s a disaster as Croydon
@davidnewton46
@davidnewton46 5 месяцев назад
No one goes on holiday to Croydon.
@Adrian-bt4nf
@Adrian-bt4nf 5 месяцев назад
It can be saved it just needs some cash from sunaks money tree !
@kevinjohn725
@kevinjohn725 5 месяцев назад
Still the best place to live ,I moved up to Manchester in 1976 from tunbridge Wells Now that's a shit hole now
@darrenjones1413
@darrenjones1413 5 месяцев назад
Ye used to be north is grim shit hole lot of south is now run down smackeds spice heads homeless everywhere
@davidramshaw-jx2hp
@davidramshaw-jx2hp 4 месяца назад
Moved from the South to the Midlands then.
@grantbassett2048
@grantbassett2048 5 месяцев назад
The southern car delivery drivers who bring cars up to are Leeds Garage from London, always say were a lot more friendly up ere! There rite! 😊The North is full of Deprived area's, but look what else we have Yorkshire Dales, Northumberland, lake District Moores, Coasts............so on!!! Love it!!!😊
@darrenl.woodward9168
@darrenl.woodward9168 5 месяцев назад
Luton.Yeah?...Nuff said😂Daz Nottingham.
@darrenmcdonald5373
@darrenmcdonald5373 5 месяцев назад
im from Ulster,northerners are much warmer and kind
@Hallyug
@Hallyug 5 месяцев назад
Nobody cares, Nordie
@glen7463
@glen7463 5 месяцев назад
Nothing worse then a generous person with nothing worthwhile to give lol
@royheffernan1907
@royheffernan1907 5 месяцев назад
I love you Northerners. Definitely far nicer than us southerners.
@royheffernan1907
@royheffernan1907 5 месяцев назад
I still ain't living up there though. Full of people like Jon Snow. Lol
@royheffernan1907
@royheffernan1907 5 месяцев назад
And WhiteWalkers.
@alialammar7080
@alialammar7080 4 месяца назад
As a foreigner, I've a lot of things about people from North England, specially Liverpool and Newcastle. I visited both, and I loved the people and the cities.
@adamscowcroft8248
@adamscowcroft8248 3 месяца назад
Geordies and scousers are some of the friendliest / funniest people in the country and I’m from Manchester. Either way the North of England is where it’s at 🥰
@ricochet_180
@ricochet_180 5 месяцев назад
This is hilarious, I'm actually from Rotherham and I've got fuck all. 😂
@Alistplay
@Alistplay 5 месяцев назад
You had grooming gangs
@panchopuskas1
@panchopuskas1 5 месяцев назад
@@Alistplay tjey were imports ....from the south....around the Pakistan/Kashmir area....
@MrBagpipes
@MrBagpipes 3 месяца назад
​@@panchopuskas1London imported a grooming gang too. Came from Germany and live in Buckingham Palace.
@michaelelliott556
@michaelelliott556 5 месяцев назад
ive worked in London and south but live north of Watford unfortunately all people in London dont give a shit about rest of country
@jamessouth3808
@jamessouth3808 5 месяцев назад
Majority of people in London ain’t from England.
@paulc2689
@paulc2689 Месяц назад
Brilliant. Perfect timing.
@ABW777
@ABW777 5 месяцев назад
I wouldn’t live in Londonistan if you paid me
@nkinash321
@nkinash321 4 месяца назад
But you live in united Kingdom of Islamic migration centers sooo ure close to living in the same place. It has nothing to do with London, ull lose your city soon too
@MegaBaluch
@MegaBaluch 4 месяца назад
Your good in northernistan you not wanted down here 😅😅😅
@basilbrush9075
@basilbrush9075 4 месяца назад
​@@nkinash321I'd share my street with the whole of the middle east before I shared it with a racist skidmark like you.
@ijs6427
@ijs6427 5 месяцев назад
I'm devastated i only paid 210k for my semi detached house and you divs down south pay 700k for a terraced house in SE London.....! Yep that's SE London.....!!!!!!! But you have got Buckingham palace to go gorp at....!!! YNWA
@yarnybart5911
@yarnybart5911 5 месяцев назад
Is there a grooming gang tour?
@0170barney
@0170barney 5 месяцев назад
Prince Andrews running a world tour. American , Thailand etc... jump on
@yarnybart5911
@yarnybart5911 5 месяцев назад
@0170barney Ewww. I'd have to revert first to protect myself from prosecution.
@0170barney
@0170barney 5 месяцев назад
@@yarnybart5911 t Prince Andrews the only one who's got away with it.😂
@yarnybart5911
@yarnybart5911 5 месяцев назад
@0170barney Yres he's lucky. He's not alone in getting away with something. And guven that he niw has zero public presence, I'd question the statement that he got away with it.
@Markinlondon
@Markinlondon 3 месяца назад
Somewhere beginning with shit hole is the best line ever
@jordieg-us4ee
@jordieg-us4ee 4 месяца назад
This guy really has great timing, and jokes. I hope he succeeds at stand up
@sonnerthebest1
@sonnerthebest1 5 месяцев назад
😂😂😂 talking like the South hasn’t got biggest shitholes I’ve ever been to.
@superflyjimmysnucka9068
@superflyjimmysnucka9068 5 месяцев назад
It's a joke! Don't be so sensitive! I thought northerners were tough?😂😂
@Adam-gn5kh
@Adam-gn5kh 5 месяцев назад
​@superflyjimmysnucka9068 Sorry for making a very valid point when southerners consistently slate the North, we don't need your pity lmao. Rather be up north than in London 😂
@superflyjimmysnucka9068
@superflyjimmysnucka9068 5 месяцев назад
​@@Adam-gn5khWho's pitying you? Southerners don't give a fcuk about the North as I'm sure the North don't about the South! You seem to have an inferiority complex! It's a joke!
@user-cn2ql8pf1b
@user-cn2ql8pf1b 5 месяцев назад
​@@Adam-gn5khEnjoy your irrelevancy. I'll enjoy double your pay and easy access to europe from london.
@Adam-gn5kh
@Adam-gn5kh 5 месяцев назад
@@user-cn2ql8pf1b Doesn't bother me if you earn double my pay mate. I'm mortgage free and no finance lmao. My money is mine 😂
@speckledjim9895
@speckledjim9895 5 месяцев назад
Somewhere beginning with shithole...... that'll be Middlesbrough then.
@bigballoon1
@bigballoon1 5 месяцев назад
😂😂😂Spot on😂
@user-pg8ye3pw8e
@user-pg8ye3pw8e 5 месяцев назад
UTB guess you’re probably a dirty mackem or geordie
@cheesybellend6842
@cheesybellend6842 5 месяцев назад
I love my Boro ! Rather Boro than any off the 99% foreign places in london
@cjay6547
@cjay6547 5 месяцев назад
This man humbled Sepp Blatter. Absolute legend. 😂❤️😎💯
@sebby-d6124
@sebby-d6124 5 месяцев назад
Bring back Lee Nelson 💪😎...& Omelette
@johnwhyte7834
@johnwhyte7834 5 месяцев назад
I like northerners
@datchucktaylor
@datchucktaylor 5 месяцев назад
As a northerner, I endorse this message.
@TheSJVF
@TheSJVF 5 месяцев назад
Now he made me curious about these places. I am looking at train tickets right now...😂
@raelcartwright1984
@raelcartwright1984 5 месяцев назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Yorkshire dale peak district Cumbria 🤷🏻‍♂️
@LennyRoach-qy6hd
@LennyRoach-qy6hd 5 месяцев назад
I love how many northerners are crying in the comments 😂😂😂
@lombmusic07
@lombmusic07 5 месяцев назад
None are. They're slagging off London and the south
@lombmusic07
@lombmusic07 4 месяца назад
@@ZuZee02 ah jokes are a good thing, he's funny
@jonboy1000
@jonboy1000 5 месяцев назад
Very underrated comedian this fella.
@swagon4545
@swagon4545 5 месяцев назад
To be honest, I don't find him funny at all...
@scrubsrc4084
@scrubsrc4084 5 месяцев назад
Comedian? Is that what he's supposed to be?
@billisaac326
@billisaac326 5 месяцев назад
I’m not surprised. He’s not my cup of tea.
@rinkydinkmcruk
@rinkydinkmcruk 5 месяцев назад
What’s funny exactly?
@gezveno1786
@gezveno1786 5 месяцев назад
Its just 1 big fukin london now mate
@kierananthony25
@kierananthony25 4 месяца назад
Kinnel, been pumping iron him hasn't he. 💪
@borleyboo5613
@borleyboo5613 5 месяцев назад
I agree about Bradford and Blackpool being dumps. But go to North Yorkshire and the Dales and moors. They are beautiful.
@tonypaul3205
@tonypaul3205 5 месяцев назад
So Is Devon,Wiltshire,Kent, Cambridge, Surrey, etc etc etc!.
@dannymclaughlin4479
@dannymclaughlin4479 5 месяцев назад
Blackpool is a bit rough alright but it has Lytham on its doorstep and the lake’s up the road. There is no comparison to living up north than down south.
@wakeyskate
@wakeyskate 5 месяцев назад
@@tonypaul3205funnily enough the video wasn’t about the south, probably why he didn’t mention those places
@wakeyskate
@wakeyskate 5 месяцев назад
@@tonypaul3205I’ve got notifications turned off but have seen you’ve replied to loads of comments, so I’ll pre-empt your reply as I won’t see it: Idgaf
@tonypaul3205
@tonypaul3205 5 месяцев назад
@@wakeyskate HAHAHA 😆 😂!.
@bradfordman1
@bradfordman1 5 месяцев назад
Someone once said: "Id rather live like a king up North, than to live like a Rat down South" 🐀
@user-cn2ql8pf1b
@user-cn2ql8pf1b 5 месяцев назад
Bradford😂😂 the shithole of england.
@seyley2901
@seyley2901 5 месяцев назад
But that's a northern Rat on the 8.05 to King's Cross.
@bradfordman1
@bradfordman1 3 месяца назад
@@seyley2901 thats means nothing to us Northerners
@terrortorn
@terrortorn 2 месяца назад
I say hello to more people on a 20 minute walk with the dog than than average Londoner does in 20 years of living there.
@deangerrard643
@deangerrard643 5 месяцев назад
What a cheeky ........ 😂
@bengleiss9416
@bengleiss9416 5 месяцев назад
Having been to a few of these places. Blackpool was tragic what has happened to it. But I was amazed by how beautiful and thriving Bradford was. Fantastic place
@t0psha99er
@t0psha99er 5 месяцев назад
Quite right. The diversity has done wonders hasn't it?
@Ian-bk5xf
@Ian-bk5xf 5 месяцев назад
I'm from Halifax and Bradford is not nearly as bad as people make out
@Mark-op7hd
@Mark-op7hd 4 месяца назад
Bradfordistan 😂 it's a shit hole
@nathanlane3055
@nathanlane3055 6 месяцев назад
What's wrong with Manchester, Liverpool and York?
@josephcarrdus3132
@josephcarrdus3132 6 месяцев назад
Not to mention the toon of toons
@elijahheyes9061
@elijahheyes9061 5 месяцев назад
@@josephcarrdus3132 Love Newcastle.
@TheDeveer
@TheDeveer 5 месяцев назад
Liverpool you cna wlak across the whole city in 20 minutes and you've seen it all 😂
@isaz597
@isaz597 5 месяцев назад
I used to stay and visit the bright lights of London often in my student days and twenties however I can't recall one act of kindness or warmth. Not being cruel but never remember anyone smiling either or replying to me saying "thank you". I can't imagine it's any better a decade or more later.
@Mark-op7hd
@Mark-op7hd 4 месяца назад
Probably because no one in London speaks English anymore 😂😂
@hamper22
@hamper22 7 месяцев назад
York is a good city brake 😅
@maxbaguley4228
@maxbaguley4228 6 месяцев назад
It’s not a car
@-NemoMeImpuneLacessit
@-NemoMeImpuneLacessit 6 месяцев назад
Break ffs. But yes York is awesome
@Easynow5544
@Easynow5544 5 месяцев назад
I had a mate who was addicted to inhaling brake fluid. Became quite a problem for him, but he was adamant he could stop anytime
@hamper22
@hamper22 5 месяцев назад
@@Easynow5544 😂😂😂
@superflyjimmysnucka9068
@superflyjimmysnucka9068 5 месяцев назад
FFS!@@Easynow5544
@tommartin8454
@tommartin8454 5 месяцев назад
All the northerners getting defensive in the comments is funny! You dish it out enough, time for you to take it! 🤣
@mryorkshire4188
@mryorkshire4188 5 месяцев назад
Go get you coat it's 12c you soft southerner.
@tommartin8454
@tommartin8454 5 месяцев назад
@@mryorkshire4188 Ah thanks for your concern mate but I'm fine ta, I regularly pop out for a vape in me shorts and t shirt when it's only a couple of degrees out... we're not as soft as you think 😉
@Chris-zh3lc
@Chris-zh3lc 5 месяцев назад
​@tommartin8454 pop out for a vape.... we're not soft.... contradiction in terms there ... ya soft sountern shandy drinking poof
@childwallred
@childwallred 5 месяцев назад
Take your cap off,we all know you’re bald!
@paulmurray6958
@paulmurray6958 5 месяцев назад
Yes just try that in another north town
@ruprecht3360
@ruprecht3360 5 месяцев назад
Rotherham and Paris do have one thing in common
@gaz10182
@gaz10182 5 месяцев назад
lee 😂😂😂😂 good to see you back
@FriendlyHomie
@FriendlyHomie 9 месяцев назад
And we hate going down south! Especially London, it's not even england anymore haha
@VMM34
@VMM34 9 месяцев назад
Yeah, I asked in a shop down south where their bottles of pop were, and they didn't understand me, they especially didn't understand the word Pop, for some reason
@ballbag9641
@ballbag9641 8 месяцев назад
@@VMM34it’s just a northern thing
@mariosavva999
@mariosavva999 8 месяцев назад
Is casual racism a Northern thing?
@FriendlyHomie
@FriendlyHomie 8 месяцев назад
@@mariosavva999 Wanting to protect your culture and values isn't racist
@ballbag9641
@ballbag9641 8 месяцев назад
@@mariosavva999 nah i’ve lived down south and it’s rampant everywhere
@shanklyreds
@shanklyreds Месяц назад
Best thing about London is the road out 😂😂😂😂
@joemcnally9494
@joemcnally9494 4 месяца назад
Some1 nearly wooped for Blackburn but decided No as they started. Haha Im from Blackburn and i ❤ it!
@wakstar1
@wakstar1 5 месяцев назад
It’s a joke and it’s well delivered.
@allanb52
@allanb52 5 месяцев назад
It's a joke... guys!!! We call it banter and banter requires a comeback by smart people.
@jamestaylor7593
@jamestaylor7593 5 месяцев назад
Underrated comedian
@anderajohn133
@anderajohn133 5 месяцев назад
Why are you violating us! 😂😂😂
@tonyc1167
@tonyc1167 3 месяца назад
Best thing about London? Looking at it in the rear view mirror while heading north 😂😂
@snakeeyes5432
@snakeeyes5432 5 месяцев назад
Happy anniversary honey croyden😂😂😂😂
@MsZelda2012
@MsZelda2012 5 месяцев назад
There’s a reason why southerners are in the south- the North don’t want them.
@NineEyeRon
@NineEyeRon 4 месяца назад
Liverpool, York, Newcastle, all cracking city break destinations btw
@martynbush
@martynbush 5 месяцев назад
I went oop-norf once. But it was closed! 😂😂😂
@Harley_9_2
@Harley_9_2 4 месяца назад
His delivery is so good
@sjqnes9984
@sjqnes9984 5 месяцев назад
Lee Nelson your so funny brother 🤣 😂
@williamfish6607
@williamfish6607 4 месяца назад
Oof he said Rotherham so close to Sheffield 😂
@Deddyroze
@Deddyroze 5 месяцев назад
American boy here and i Been seein clips of dude and hes a master lol
@chrisc2412
@chrisc2412 5 месяцев назад
Russell Howard's east end twin
@AnnaPxx
@AnnaPxx 6 месяцев назад
People have city breaks in Blackpool! 😂😂😂
@MishMash22
@MishMash22 5 месяцев назад
I think you mean ‘shitty breaks’
@petermountcastle4440
@petermountcastle4440 4 месяца назад
I'm from Sheffield this cracked me up 😂😂😂😂
@alexeiblue3919
@alexeiblue3919 5 месяцев назад
Saw Simon live in York, would highly recommend, absolutely hilarious show!! 😂
@mjohns5944
@mjohns5944 5 месяцев назад
So he does know a great city. The best city in the country.
@johnbyrne9019
@johnbyrne9019 5 месяцев назад
Got rthe best conmedians up here, anyone travelling down south to see this comic? Thought not
@dannynaylor5366
@dannynaylor5366 5 месяцев назад
I'm from rotherham!!!!!! ....... fair enough 😂😂😂
@TheBoyHoey
@TheBoyHoey 5 месяцев назад
Rotherham😂😂😂
@simongood3
@simongood3 5 месяцев назад
As a southerner living up north i can confirm its grim
@isaz597
@isaz597 5 месяцев назад
Yeah but at least it's cheaper. Have a guy living near me who is from London and he moved up norf to be with his now ex Gf. He says he wouldn't change it for the world. Manchester is a great city.
@joncarty2172
@joncarty2172 5 месяцев назад
Southerners attach themselves to the rich in their society and identify as such. Truth is some of the worst affected areas of poverty are those down south
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