Northernlion gets a Costco membership. the banter is indeed glorious 

Of course sebby is an NL fan. Stay pegged my dude.

oh my fucking god...

AINTNOWAY

How that booty taste.

Costco arc let’s go

A month later: it has

YOU WERE RIGHT BABY

you were right +2

so fucking based

Basically the whole entire point of the hot dog isn't to make money it's to help justify spending 300 bucks at a time and also pay for a membership. Basically humans who are hungry aren't happy. So by having a cheap option at there store at all times that can be eaten fast and cleanly it means that basically you remember the good hotdog not the excessive amount of shit you bought that you don't necessarily need. Ikea uses the same tactic.

Catch me going to the mall/costco combo and getting the 1.50 hot dog and soda instead of dropping $15 at the food court

@@thefranklin6463 The hotdog is tasty af too

"Sucking down those glizzys" is such a cursed phrase and I (platonically) love it

damn maybe my costco sucks but the hotdogs were unedible to me

They also do make a profit from the stuff they sell. Its only averages like 11% profit, which is far lower than the 40~% of other box/grocery stores, but its nothing to sneeze at. Another area they lose money on, but keep anyways because customers love it, is near unlimited returns. You can return almost anything to a Costco in any condition and they will pay you back in full or give you a replacement if you have the receipt. I once heard about a guy bringing in a 5 year old mattress that was broken down the middle in two pieces bring it in and got a brand new replacement within the hour.

But then people won’t see me smugly flashing my executive membership card at the checkout. How will they know I’m an executive member??

+2

No chat if that happens

ITS TWICE AS MUCH HUMMUS FOR A DOLLAR LESS AND GETTING 2% BACK!!!

Hummus is great, mustard also if you got a thing for it, low calorie cheats

The Gorbachev thing is a bit iffy

@@jenm1touch grass

Not even taking into account that the shit there is 8x cheaper than everywhere else

mr 101 finally treats himself

costco in vancouver sells sabra hummus which is endlessly based, and very tasty

But he's not Asian.

Just got mine last week, best decision I’ve ever made

Wow looks like i'll be getting my 30 gallon drums of olive oil at staples from now on

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@@TheLibraryofLetourneau he's got the primer locked and loaded

@@TheLibraryofLetourneau thank you Mr librarian

He lives in Vancouver.

Wegman's sounds funnier than most supermarkets. Except Piggly Wiggly.