Northernlion reads local fast food restaurant reviews 

Having the review shown on screen is an incredible value add, thank you for taking the time to find them

I love that both the person who wanted their veggies toasted and didn't get it, AND the person behind them who got their sub toasted with veggies/sauce and didn't want it, BOTH left one star reviews. It's poetic.

“To top it all off she hung up on me” is truly an insane line to read in a review of McDonald’s

"I almost cried, thank you Subway"

18:57 The new owner actually travelled back in time and responded to this comment over a year before it was first written. That's commitment to service (or commitment to the bit).

Fun fact: the poutine looks like that because the employees forgot to thaw the cheese out of the freezer. The solution is to put the bag of curds in the microwave, but if you let it go for too long, you end up melting it completely, transforming it into a giga-curd. Also, all McDonald's breakfasts come with a small coffee, not a medium. The medium is a ~30 cent extra.

The oven that can't cook vegetables had me dying

Believe it or not, Indigenous groups in Canada have a lot of seemingly "white" sounding names, so Kevin Connors isn't too hard to believe. I bet eggboy knows that though

Holy crap the dedication to find the reviews for us. Bless your soul brother.🙏

If you're late to work because mcdonalds held you up for an extra 2 minutes thats 100% on you lmfao

Sounds like the Subway went through the greatest redemption arc of all time when they switched management.

Hey everyone! Came to this library and there was not one book anywhere! The chat is absolutely filthy and full of addicts. The one visible staff member must have some issues as he never looked right at me but alway right and left and kept rambling about mcdonalds. Still waiting for my coffee.

Ironically the best NL content: React Andy Yeah I cant fit a Mcdonald's Sprite here sorry 🥤

when I visited vancouver earlier this year I actually went to that mcdonalds. not gonna lie all those reviews check out... the crazy reviews are probably a result from the place attracting insane people. definitely makes for pogged content tho

I always wonder what type of person goes out of their way to write a negative review for a fast food location just because their order was slightly wrong lmao, a place would have to take a shit on top of my fries for me to consider writing a google review

All these anime thumbnails have made me realize that NL's character is basically he thinks he's Part 2 Joseph but he's actually Part 4 Joseph

19:18 how was the review left 10 months ago but got replied to 2 years ago

Bless you for preserving this, this is my favorite thing he does besides React Court

The Devil works hard but LoL works harder. Big props for putting the reviews on screen.

please god make this a regular segment

4:03 NL's review I see he hasn't lost his old greeting manners...

Actually such a better experience than NL just reading, thank you for your service.

"if i had to pick a fastfood place with the most insane regular clientel it would be subway" thinking to a certain time warden who blended her subway sandwich i cant help but agree

stay vegged everyone

Love the vid and egg's humor, but sometimes being reminded of how these people talk about homeless people punches me in the gut 😥

Waiting for the kronii subway review saying it didn't taste good blended

People do not understand how Math works at Subway. A deluxe is 50% extra meat, and double is double, or 100%. I made a 6-inch deluxe Cold Cut Combo. It comes prepared in a footlong portion. I slice it in half, plop it on the bread. Then I take the other half, slice it horizontally, and plop it on top. The lady freaks out because I'm not giving her enough meat. I said, look, if I give you ALL of this, that would be 100% extra meat. So, I slice it in half, that's 50% extra. Do you want a double? She says, "No, I know what 50% is. That half is 50% so you need to put that on top." She got so upset that she just said forget it and ordered her other 5 sandwiches.

Love the edited content, however, I would recommend for future vids that show google reviews not showing the names. Reddit accounts are usually anon, but google accounts are not and clearly NL wants to keep anonymity as evidenced by cropping out the poutine pic to show it.

"4TH EDIT" is probably the funniest way to begin a Google Review of a chain restaurant

I never thought my favorite segment would be a spin-off of React Court... idk what it is but I was absolutely crying from laughter.

Grown up man ordering a junior chicken meat and then typing a big ass essay about it ICANT

the "ive watched it twice" is always the nail on the head of that joke. so fuckin funny.

I wonder if a lot of these comments are from people out of town. I went to Tim Hortons in a big city and in a small town and it's crazy how much friendlier the people are in small towns. If you're used to small town service, big city service is cold and unfriendly

My man predicted the foot long cookies. I'm losing my mind

Why would you ever order pickup at Subway when you can just go in there and see them make it for you in like 2 minutes.

Thanks for the upload daddy pig

Maybe it's weird but when I go to any service establishment and I'm pleasant and polite and sympathetic to any annoyances they might be going through at the moment I pretty much always have a good experience. Hell I got a free dentist trip because their system was goofed up and I was just patient and nice to them and tried to help them troubleshoot. They could have charged me a bunch of different ways but they just let me off without a bill.

A chatter said that dude died cuz his soup was too lumpy

4th edit lmao, get some real problems

Where do you find the time to dig all these screenshots up my man. This has gotta be a full time job for you lol.

"The Low End Theory" line is so fucking fire lmao

Wait, he has read them before? Find me the records, librarian!

"Best restaurant in the UK? Oh shut up! But also +2!" I'm from the UK and that's the perfect response honestly, no notes

how can you expect the mighty melt to not get toasted THEN IT WOULDN'T BE A MELT better make that EXPLICIT also just toast the other guys

I go to school next to the pender mcdon and the homeless people love bleeding there

You are doing God's work

NL predicted the footlong chocolate chip cookie?

5:20 big mistake non mcd regulars make is ordering the soggy horrible burger. been there

i’m literally crying with laughter this is so good

Jasleen.

Bro I got food poisoning from a Subway and didn't even bother writing a negative review. I just stopped going. It's really kinda easy?

me when im a subway oven and veggies enter me: 💥

Im so glad im not the only one who loves reading local reviews, its fantastic environmental story telling

Needs to go back to the H review veins 😏

Lol Real AITA

The craziest part here was seeing that someone I know commented lmao

18:30 subway accepting of footlong cookie enjoyers

as someone who worked at subway for ten years... it was an adventure

4:01 Somehow only one person wrote "Costello?", shout out to Gorshun

The random half trump impression stalled me

doordash tax... fanum tax... he knew

Alabaster Alabama steak and shake.

I want to see some department store reviews

How are there reviews from 10 months ago with responses from the owner from 2 years ago?

The amount of effort you put into this is insane, thanks!

I love the Rin thumbnail

Huge editing, very pog

Wadda hell is french vanilla?

100% this is all the customer's fault. The restaurants are blameless.

Also, why are all the 5 stars by Indians and 1 stars by native Canadians? I'm pretty sure most of the staff is Indian and that's the reason for the bias(I'm asian btw so I'm not being racist just trying to make sense)

Have you seen that 6 hour video essay about the best game that you dont want to play? Ive watched it completely and then later, when it came up on autoplay, I left it on for 2 hours before turning it off.