Nostalgia Critic Real Thoughts On: Congo 

lmao!!!!!

(Munch munch munch...)

That is for DESERT! This tea party is ruined!

Yup, people have done it. And Yes they've done Space Jam.

But if they did a bunch of random movies, regardless of whether or not they were NC episodes, that would kinda defeat the purpose of this series then wouldn't it. It is called NC Real Thoughts after all. Just saying...

***** But who really cares to see Real Thoughts on Rad?

Dani De Santa That and the Star Wars Holdiay Special

EeveeParty97 both would be an entire movie of crying banging their heads on the desk and replying the only line that explains it all "IT SUCKS! IT SUCKS! IT SUCKS!"

What about Gorillas in the Mist? When watching that movie, you couldn’t tell if the gorillas were real or people in suits.

He talked about it so much in other videos that it would be redundant.

Daniel O'Dette I think Real Thoughts on the Garbage Pail Kids would just be a reupload of the review.

Daniel O'Dette they already did that, look on the channel

Kevin Striker Oh man, that's amazing. I was interested just to see how OTT insane the ACLU are in that movie.

Christian Neihart postal is good

SOIBand no its not... its just vulgar and probably one of the worst in my opinion...

NerdA Itami satire is not for everyone. not everybody gets it

SOIBand Only issue is that what he made wasn't satire, but more what a German idiot thinks is satire while in reality he just puts his own German humor in it ( an FYI for those beer drinking twats comedy involves: sex, dicks, gay people)

Kanashe Feeling pretentious today arent we? Its ok man, you didnt get the subtle messages behind the rough humor (for example on religion, stereotyping and false proud). Its ok. I am german btw. so please swallow down your insensitive and simple minded expressions. thank you

THAT IS FOR DESERT! THIS TEA PARTY IS RUINED!

"That was for dessert! This tea party is ruined!"

Rishi Choudhary Why not all of them?

thescaredshadow (gasping sound) YAAASSS!!

***** but he did for Dreamworks-uary

***** well whatever he should stitll do it.

Rishi Choudhary Your missing the point of these segments. Theyre only doing movies reviewed for actual NC episodes

That wasn't Ernie Hudson. That was Billy Dee Williams a.k.a. Lando Calorisian from Star Wars.

+Weirdies And Lames Tim Curry has been in Criminal minds too.

Oh Lord he was the ultimate creep in that episode.

Dragon Kick YEAAAAAH!!!!!

You know what would be interesting? If Doug reviews Fuller House.

ackbarfan5556 Agree, that over The Reluctant Werewolf. Mainly for better effects, and a more terrifying appearance. Boo Brothers is perhaps another option, but I'd put it between Zombie Island and Reluctant Werewolf. Imo, more entertaining or fun and memorable than RW but not as terrifying or scary as ZI.

You mean small soldiers?

Judson Joist Actually I did mean Small Soldiers, but after checking out the trailer for Toy Soldiers, I could see it work for a Nostalgia Critic episode

Athavan Rajasingham I like Eminem too This was a joke for those of you that I'm sure will take this comment too seriously.

+Heavenlyhounds96 Timeline is already a bad 2003 movie and Cell is in production titles, coming soon in 2016.

James Darcy I hope Cell does good and I didn't know Timeline was a movie...though even if it was good, I'd prefer seeing Cell since that book was fascinating and Timeline imo got boring.

PLATYPUS-BUNNEEEEEY!

In the book, they ALSO found a balloon, and left in it...same as the movie.

To Hollywood, "Eastern Europe" (and I'm using the term loosely) is a mythical place where everybody has a whacky Russian accent, but actually only speaks English! Also, Germany, Switzerland, and Austria are all Bavaria, and its capital is Stuttgart! XD XD XD ...yeah, I don't know why Stuttgart keeps popping up in American movies, but it does.

+Poppy M It's true. A number of American movies that feature anything German make references to Stuttgart. Maybe they think it sounds particularly German? I haven't the foggiest.

+Christie Greenwood the US Army has a major base at Stuttgart. That might be why.

+Jamie Kamihachi That makes sense!

umm no

+Jonathan Caro oh, good! I'm glad you agree. I didn't think whoever originally said that about Crichton was accurate either.

***** From what I recall having read most of his books as a tween (then finding I had outgrown his style when trying to re-read them as an adult), his least interesting (fictional) book was probably The Terminal Man. Maybe Rising Sun after that as it's hilariously dated. Sphere was the one I probably loved the most, then Jurassic Park and Timeline. Congo was a decent thriller. Eaters of the Dead and the Great Train Robbery were interesting takes on the historical genres., etc. The movie adaptations of his books (apart from Jurassic Park) are something of a mixed bag, most fall into the mediocre to cheesy and/or dated category. 13th Warrior was alright, Sphere starts out interesting then gets rapidly disappointing (and full of stuff that doesn't make sense), Disclosure is pretty dated but not really a badly made film (the virtual reality scene - LOL), Timeline was a letdown (though at least we got the line "Trebucheeeet!"), Andromeda Strain is classic sci-fi (though about as slow as 2001), Great Train Robbery is pretty good, Congo is funny-bad, Rising Sun is mostly forgettable (despite Sean Connery), The Terminal Man I've never seen but I'm sure is dull, The Lost World does away with most of its source material, and of course Airframe and Prey we'll never know 'cause they didn't get made.

He talks about it on his Worst Films The Nostalgia Critic Reviewed and his Favorite Reviews list if I recall correctly

Santiago Olaisola Did he? Wow, I did watch those, but it's been so long.