Lyrics: 00:08 - Default path intro When you’re feeling hopeless and you just can’t work things out I’ve got Just the Job When there’s too much water from a little tiny spout I’ve got Just the Job Missus when you sat at home one sunny afternoon I’ll bring me great big toolkit in and shove it up your flume Well, it might look pretty daunting but believe me you’ve got room ‘cause it’s Just the Job 01:02 - Default path finale When you’re sitting listless in a dull and lifeless room I’ve got Just the Job When you need a friend to come and blow away the gloom I’ve got Just the Job If you’re feeling all backed up or needing some repair I’ll pop ‘round in the morning when you haven’t done your hair But once he's finish banging, missus, you won’t even care And that’s Just the Job 01:58 - Fight path intro - Doo-wop When you’re feeling restless and you just can’t stay the course I got Just the Job When you smell an odor but you just can’t find the source I got Just the Job Get me in the morning, I’m a bright and breezy chap I’ll take my great big plunger and I’ll slip it down your trap And once I’m finished pumping, missus you’ll sure need a nap ‘cause that’s Just the Job 02:50 - Fight path outro When you’re feeling angry and your world has lost its glitz We’ve got Just the Job When you want to take your life and smash it into bits We’ve got Just the Job When your leaks need pluming ‘round the back beside the bin You’re running out of options with your patience running thin We’ll take a great big run up and just ram the bastard in And that’s Just the Job 03:46 - Brother path intro - Frank Sinatra When the skies are cloudy on a Friday afternoon I’ve got Just… I’ve got Just the Job When it’s all so dowdy that it leaves you sad and gloomy I’ve got Just… I’ve got just Just the Job Lady when your handyman, turns out to be a hound I’ll come and do it my way, while there’s no one else around I’ll take my time while you recline and then skip right out of town ‘cause that’s Just the Job 05:07 - Political path intro - EDM When you feel lethargic and your life is monotone I’ve got Just the Job When the melody of life is nothing but a drone I’ve got Just the Job If your woofer’s dusty and it just can’t raise a smile I’ll modulate your flanger and I’ll twiddle with your dials Believe me you will hit a note you’ve not hit in a while That’s Just the Job 06:29 - Political path finale When you’re feeling destitute and just can’t face the week I’ve got Just the Job When you read the papers and it all seems pretty bleak I’ve got Just the Job Missus when your walls are damp he always use protection He’ll bring a load of scuffle up and build a huge erection He’ll get a damn good polling then he’ll win the next election ‘cause that’s Just the Job 07:23 - Carnage path intro - country When you’re feeling cheeky but there’s no one there to play I got Just the Job When your doors and squeaky but your hubby’s gone away I got Just the Job Missus in the pickup, I’ve got lubricants galore I’ll get you where you wanna go and maybe some place more So why don’t we get started right here on the pantry floor? ‘cause it’s Just the Job 08:25 - Carnage path outro When you need a break from all the trouble and the strife He’s got Just the Job When you need some fun and games to brighten up your life He’s got Just the Job If you need a friendly face or if you’re feeling glum He’ll pop ‘round with a stiff one and you’ll both have lots of fun And mate if you don’t like it you can shove it up your bum ‘cause that’s Just the Job 09:41 - Intervention path intro - Rock When you lost your mojo and you just can’t shred your axe I got Just the Job When that stupid monkey won’t stop clawing at your back I got Just the Job When your coving’s droopy and your putty won’t get hard I’ll pop ‘round in the evening with some screaming loud guitar And missus then I’ll show you ten new uses for a flard ‘cause that’s Just the Job 10:54 - Intervention path outro When you’re feeling sleepy but you just keep crying out Ma’s got Just the Job When it’s overwhelming and there’s nobody about Ma’s got Just the Job Troubles come like sunsets every single day Brave men stand and fight with them, cowards run away But if you’ve made things better when your time has come to stay Then that’s Just the Job 13:25 - Peter Drunk finale When it seems like everything’s about to fall apart I’ve got Just the Job When you need a leader with a massive great big heart I’ve got Just the Job Missus when the folks around just seem to lose the plot Out run around like chickens with who have had their heads lopped off I have a plan to take command and get us back on top And it’s Just the Job And oh, when you’re feeling low Missus let me take you where you’re crying out to go That sea of dreams of unexpected schemes Wondrous highs and nice surprises nothing in between ‘cause if a job’s worth doing Then it’s worth doing right ‘cause 20 minutes fumbling Won’t even last the night When you're feeling hopeless and you just can't work things out I've got Just the Job When there's too much water for a little tiny spout I've got Just the Job Missus, when your pipes are clogged and all your walls have stains I'll pop ‘round when your hubby's out and root among your drains But don't you mind, I'll long be gone when he comes back again And that's Just the Job 15:36 - Peter Sober finale When you look around you and you’re miles and miles off track I've got Just the Job Sometime’s it’s impossible to get the smoothness back But that’s Just the Job It’s difficult to contemplate, but contemplate you must When church and state have failed you and you’re trying to adjust If you can’t trust the telly, then there’s nothing left to trust Guess that’s Just the Job
They're not on Spotify cause all the game videos would automatically be given a DMCA takedown. The Devs don't want that so they'll not put the soundtrack there
