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Not Safe with Nikki Glaser - Nikki's Friends Take a Polygraph Test - Uncensored 

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Nikki grills her friends about how they really feel about her while they're hooked up to a lie detector, which yields some surprising results.

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@lactoseman
@lactoseman 8 лет назад
Virginia better be a main character on the show
@BruhHowDidIGetHere
@BruhHowDidIGetHere 8 лет назад
+Break n Vidya I just want her instagram :/
@PayneKrunk
@PayneKrunk 8 лет назад
+Derp @blazedvogue bro
@BruhHowDidIGetHere
@BruhHowDidIGetHere 8 лет назад
+Payne Krunk Woo!
@Vyctur
@Vyctur 8 лет назад
Check my channel out I'm doing a giveaway !
@PayneKrunk
@PayneKrunk 8 лет назад
The Epic Trolls lol no
@eraldylli
@eraldylli 8 лет назад
She's pretty funny. She deserve her success.
@AntiHeroApollo
@AntiHeroApollo 8 лет назад
She really does. I watched her on Women Who Kill and loved her since then. She's really funny. Hope she gets just as successful as Amy Schumer.
@willsmith5725
@willsmith5725 8 лет назад
What the fuck are you smoking?
@willsmith5725
@willsmith5725 8 лет назад
Jesus Christ.
@matthewdavis1639
@matthewdavis1639 8 лет назад
+Will Smith she is really fun wtf are you not smoking
@kagisomakola810
@kagisomakola810 8 лет назад
Virginia looks like YGritte... "U know nothing Nikki"
@Matt-rg8lm
@Matt-rg8lm 8 лет назад
Virginia is so high.lmao. she's a keeper
@JasonShallPerish
@JasonShallPerish 8 лет назад
Nikki got outshined on her very first clip ever. If Virgina took over as host I'd watch this show religiously.
@Vendrix86
@Vendrix86 8 лет назад
I would really love to see Nikki and Virginia go at it.
@LoudAngryJerk
@LoudAngryJerk 8 лет назад
you know lie detectors don't detect lies right? they detect stress, which in no way necessarily indicates a lie
@seyersusej8329
@seyersusej8329 8 лет назад
Exactly what I was thinking
@sarkerm2
@sarkerm2 8 лет назад
The guy who invented even told the government it doesn't work but they ran with it anyway like wtf
@LoudAngryJerk
@LoudAngryJerk 8 лет назад
not only that but he said he regretted inventing it, and compared it to Frankenstein's monster
@neilcaffrey2780
@neilcaffrey2780 8 лет назад
Who invented it?
@LoudAngryJerk
@LoudAngryJerk 8 лет назад
a guy named John Larson, who came to regret inventing it years later after becoming so horrified by law enforcement bastardization of their interpretation of what it actually did, that he would call the machine a "Frankenstein's monster"
@Phi1618033
@Phi1618033 8 лет назад
Nikki and Virginia sitting in a tree...
@BM151
@BM151 8 лет назад
when did that dream die? right now, lmao
@Dewoy1
@Dewoy1 6 лет назад
The absolute best part is when John says. "Fingering is for guys with small wieners" is that low energy voice. Gosh that made me laugh.
@ernestmurphy2353
@ernestmurphy2353 8 лет назад
Nikki probably did hook up with Virginia
@saxyrep1
@saxyrep1 8 лет назад
"Just be agressive! Go for it!" if you're not afraid to be charged with sexual assault...
@christianoliver7282
@christianoliver7282 5 лет назад
lol
@baron7755
@baron7755 8 лет назад
Virginia is so pretty
@stephenmason1028
@stephenmason1028 6 лет назад
I think it is safe to say that Virginia didn't even know where she was and won't remember any of this.
@Besyl
@Besyl 6 лет назад
Virginia is bringin' some Rose Leslie realness!
@silentdecay
@silentdecay 8 лет назад
watched a few clips, this content is pretty fresh & definitely on point while staying super fun / funny
@DavidHernandez-ug9gb
@DavidHernandez-ug9gb 8 лет назад
Literally had no interest in the show until I saw this clip. She's funny and so are her friends. I'm definitely going to try this show out
@Jester2b04
@Jester2b04 8 лет назад
omg I really enjoyed this clip, pretty ballsy and unigue. Hope it goes well for her
@theoneandonlyswerve
@theoneandonlyswerve 8 лет назад
Get rid of that fucking laugh track, and then this show might be pretty good
@sillygeese579
@sillygeese579 8 лет назад
+2ForTheShow Agreed
@brianfrange2439
@brianfrange2439 8 лет назад
+2ForTheShow There is no laugh track.This show is shot in front of a live studio audience and they are shown the clip while the show is being taped. That's who you hear laughing.
@nickcaines7666
@nickcaines7666 8 лет назад
+2ForTheShow good answers
@DavidHernandez-ug9gb
@DavidHernandez-ug9gb 8 лет назад
not a laugh track. It's a studio audience
@wellesradio
@wellesradio 8 лет назад
Did you make that same comment when Chappelle's Show aired?
@dcronover
@dcronover 8 лет назад
gave a thumbs up for the last 2 seconds and that extremely uncomfortable guy with the glasses.
@hypnokitten6450
@hypnokitten6450 8 лет назад
wooooow ok, I'm pretty much crying at this point, that has got to be one of the best things I've seen this month, so binge-watching all I can get of this now
@n00bman100
@n00bman100 8 лет назад
"Wait what are you doing with your hand?", well I'm petting my cat! xD
@MW-km7vo
@MW-km7vo 8 лет назад
Great show!
@hughes40
@hughes40 8 лет назад
goddam redheads are magical
@kariheredia8284
@kariheredia8284 7 лет назад
I love the girl she seems like such a sweetie actually the both do
@mattw7683
@mattw7683 8 лет назад
Nikki, I love your show and have seen you do standup.
@geekrockrats
@geekrockrats 8 лет назад
Until 10 minutes ago I was having a really random but vivid dream about her,so bummed when I woke up. I'm not sure how she got into my head I wasn't thinking about her yesterday or anything
@Mike09legacy
@Mike09legacy 8 лет назад
"what are you doing with your hands?" Damn it, she fucking got me!
@fordgary3000
@fordgary3000 8 лет назад
Not Safe The Series that looks like a whole of FUN VERY MUCH INDEED.
@MEGZYDAISY
@MEGZYDAISY 8 лет назад
My new favourite show 😂😂
@mullallylally
@mullallylally 4 года назад
I think John is the most famous guy around he shows up everywhere
@bassisthenrik
@bassisthenrik 5 лет назад
Dave seems like a great dude.
@markokraljevic424
@markokraljevic424 8 лет назад
I was actually scratching my testicles in the end when she asked what are you doing with your hand, LOL
@Dave-lf5kv
@Dave-lf5kv 8 лет назад
Adam has already ruined the polygraph test, so no point doing it
@pwatson7
@pwatson7 8 лет назад
If you can tell me what color Virginia's eyes are I'll give you an air high five.
@BetterLifeAhead35
@BetterLifeAhead35 8 лет назад
I'm so fucking sick of people think polygraphs have ANY basis in science
@imjohnfreeman
@imjohnfreeman 8 лет назад
+BetterLifeAhead You're right, but this is a comedy bit, not a current science show
@DirtyPoul
@DirtyPoul 8 лет назад
+BetterLifeAhead A polygraph works perfectly well in this case, since what it does is in a way measure how nervous you are. If you aren't nervous about lying, then you can cheat it. On the other hand if you are nervous even when you answer truthfully, it will say it's a lie. So it does have a basis in science, it's not a good way to get right answers. It could be fun to use for something like this though.
@DaveKovalComedy
@DaveKovalComedy 8 лет назад
"hot girl is surprised when people want to have sex with her" that said, this was jokes and I look forwarding to the show
@mr.meeseeks8567
@mr.meeseeks8567 8 лет назад
Take out that horrendous laugh track and I think we might be looking at a good show. She is already 1000 times funnier than Schumer, i'll fucking tell you that much.
@wellesradio
@wellesradio 8 лет назад
It's live, idiot.
@oleggindota8358
@oleggindota8358 4 года назад
You are the best, love you Nikki
@Skatez93
@Skatez93 8 лет назад
Man, Virginia is freakin HOT!!
@raaedravo
@raaedravo 4 года назад
1:50 was that question even necessary?
@dopatrucka489
@dopatrucka489 4 года назад
A lie detector was not needed for this
@clockworkgarlic
@clockworkgarlic 8 лет назад
This is pretty amazing
@prontoklasik
@prontoklasik 5 лет назад
The moment Jason said Fuck you (1:01) to Nikki the audience in the background went 'oooh, boo'... What the fuck is wrong with them? That was funny. He really seems like a decent and funny guy
@Wolfgang177
@Wolfgang177 8 лет назад
God i love john
@deathmonkeysean
@deathmonkeysean 8 лет назад
That's my dad. I'm a fan too
@enigma19833
@enigma19833 8 лет назад
Has he ever hooked you up to his lie detector, De Niro-style? Be honest.
@josephercanbrack8393
@josephercanbrack8393 8 лет назад
This was pretty funny....but....didn't Adam ruin polygraphs on Adam Ruins Everything?
@germansslubers
@germansslubers 8 лет назад
Virginia is hot. Just sayin'
@jasminehouston-burns1691
@jasminehouston-burns1691 5 лет назад
I just came back for Virginia
@dominickly4992
@dominickly4992 8 лет назад
I'd laugh if I didn't know polygraphs don't work and are a horrible part of our justice system. Thanks CollegeHumor.
@johnnytable844
@johnnytable844 2 года назад
Too bad that they're not admissible in court, and thus are not a part of our justice system.
@crabPEOPLE2000
@crabPEOPLE2000 8 лет назад
laugh tracks always taint the shit outta shows, feels like I'm being told when to laugh
@RatTaxi
@RatTaxi 8 лет назад
definitely cheapens it...every time I hear it I think of Natural Born Killers when Mallory's family is around the breakfast table and you can't tell which is more glaring - the laugh track or Dangerfield's bulging eyes
@TheDavidBritton
@TheDavidBritton 8 лет назад
+Wonder Bread It's not a laugh track. A lot of the show is live. That's the audience in the studio watching a clip.
@jrmym2
@jrmym2 8 лет назад
+Wonder Bread How will you know when to laugh without a laugh track?
@wellesradio
@wellesradio 8 лет назад
This is a stupid comment. It's live like Chappelle's Show. "Laugh track" my ass.
@patrickmcevoy5080
@patrickmcevoy5080 8 лет назад
It's not a laugh track. The show is live, and this is the sound of the audience watching the pre-taped bits.
@yeaman992
@yeaman992 8 лет назад
Yes.
@gskate117
@gskate117 6 лет назад
He was on david dobriks vlog
@sandybunnychibi
@sandybunnychibi 8 лет назад
lol this would be fun but a very dangerous thing to do with friends lol
@MuHPeNuS
@MuHPeNuS 8 лет назад
to bad lie detectors don't actually tell you if your lieing
@jong4678
@jong4678 8 лет назад
Yeah...that's going to be a hard pass.
@blubla9
@blubla9 8 лет назад
The laugh track in the background is pretty annoying
@joesinister
@joesinister 8 лет назад
I like her high friend. Shew looks fun
@grantclark3217
@grantclark3217 8 лет назад
I fucking love Dave
@theonuss6607
@theonuss6607 8 лет назад
Polygraphs aren't very reliable though.
@jhl67d
@jhl67d 5 лет назад
I don't think Virginia is "a little bit" high...
@LazlosPlane
@LazlosPlane 8 лет назад
Then next time NG says something to make me laugh-- will be the first.
@ramboshreesh
@ramboshreesh 8 лет назад
this is good
@NoBody-qs7op
@NoBody-qs7op 8 лет назад
Virginia is hilarious.
@Amornick21
@Amornick21 8 лет назад
the red head was as baked as elei wiesels father
@FeetFertilizer
@FeetFertilizer 8 лет назад
+Gaius “Caligula” Germanicus He died of malnurishment and exhaustion you casual.
@shonz88
@shonz88 5 лет назад
It’s not safe to look at Nikki’s face in HD
@robert-maxbob
@robert-maxbob 4 года назад
Yea Virginia.
@jayfig94
@jayfig94 5 лет назад
Virginia is gorgeous
@johndespo423
@johndespo423 7 лет назад
She thinks too highly of herself. You're not that hot Nikki.
@distranthegloriouslydeform9259
yes she is
@johndespo423
@johndespo423 7 лет назад
Distran The Gloriously Deformed nope
@mateoslab
@mateoslab 4 года назад
How did none of the guys said yes
@kaliyaht.6537
@kaliyaht.6537 7 лет назад
John again! From ADD
@klintflick
@klintflick 4 года назад
Why was this show on for such a short tiem?
@araposkulo
@araposkulo 8 лет назад
if only getting out of the friendzone was *that* easy... :p Can you please remove the laugh track? it's out-dated and can easily kill the laughter. It also makes the show look heavily scripted. Just let the laughs flow naturally
@gokoye6655
@gokoye6655 5 лет назад
I would
@patrickmcevoy5080
@patrickmcevoy5080 8 лет назад
Lie detector tests are total BS - but this was funny anyway.
@soulistheanswer
@soulistheanswer 8 лет назад
Is that the same lie detector guy from Nathan For You?
@WeRecover
@WeRecover 8 лет назад
+soulistheanswer that's what i was thinking!
@rickstark1534
@rickstark1534 8 лет назад
Hope so
@xXxLax4LifexXx
@xXxLax4LifexXx 8 лет назад
Omg the laugh track. No god no
@jasminehouston-burns1691
@jasminehouston-burns1691 6 лет назад
Hell yeah.
@bastogne97
@bastogne97 8 лет назад
love Nikki... but that's just not a real polygraph examination.
@AcbLynn132
@AcbLynn132 8 лет назад
very funny
@krisnarefaagusta16
@krisnarefaagusta16 8 лет назад
+Lynn Reed Of course, that show called "Not Safe with Nikki Glaser" will aired on February 9, 2016, immediately following Tosh.0.
@TheLmori3
@TheLmori3 8 лет назад
Hilarious
@gstate4ever
@gstate4ever 7 лет назад
Dave.
@bryantapia7375
@bryantapia7375 8 лет назад
2 person
@mattw7683
@mattw7683 8 лет назад
2 for the show, get real dude, not all real audience's are able to be taped.
@TrickyTheCIown
@TrickyTheCIown 8 лет назад
I hope everyone knows that Polygraph are fake, well that the fact that they can't really tell the truth or not is false. They can't, all you have to do is play calm, be cool, and you will pass if you are being forced to take one of these test.
@bennetth.929
@bennetth.929 8 лет назад
Test now a days actually monitor brain activity if they are serious about it
@TrickyTheCIown
@TrickyTheCIown 8 лет назад
Deus Ex Machina "Truthful people fail polygraphs all the time, just because they're sweaty and nervous. And all you have to do to beat it is stay super chill. Criminals do it all the time. Some infamous examples include Gary Ridgway, aka the Green River Killer..." "The Curious Story of How the Lie Detector Came to Be." BBC News. The BBC, 21 May 2013. Web. "Humans are complicated. The truth isn't something you can detect with a machine… Back in the Dark Ages, they would force criminals to hold a red hot iron to see if it burned them. If it did, it meant you were lying." Trovillo, Paul V. "History of Lie Detection." Journal of Criminal Law and Criminology 29.6 (1939): 848-81. Northwestern University School of Law Scholarly Commons. Web.
@bennetth.929
@bennetth.929 8 лет назад
MikeyTheSauceBoss You know that hundreds of reactions happen in the brain when you lie. They are different from when you tell the truth and you can't exactly fake chemical reactions within the brain, making it nearly impossible to get away with it
@TrickyTheCIown
@TrickyTheCIown 8 лет назад
Deus Ex Machina Did you take time to look them up?
@TrickyTheCIown
@TrickyTheCIown 8 лет назад
scholarlycommons.law.northwestern.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=2844&context=jclc www.bbc.com/news/magazine-22467640
@bradleymoc
@bradleymoc 8 лет назад
high, how are you?
@seanfast6628
@seanfast6628 6 лет назад
Ur the best ,humans are sexual.despite conservative believes women like sex and are alowed to talk about ,it keep doing u
@jmmmnliberal8274
@jmmmnliberal8274 7 лет назад
Nikki...did you get those bunions fixed yet?
@nigelrampersad5303
@nigelrampersad5303 8 лет назад
Virginia is hot
@spooninspoon
@spooninspoon 8 лет назад
fucking gorgeous ...
@ChknKng
@ChknKng 8 лет назад
4:25 Playing Pokémon. No, seriously. Get your mind out of the gutter.
@sharkbite44
@sharkbite44 8 лет назад
i get it, but it's not funny.
@AlexisGolnas
@AlexisGolnas 7 лет назад
John is god.
@Ritsukaberry
@Ritsukaberry 8 лет назад
Hope this shit lasts for one season only and then canceled. Tired of seeing the fucking ad of this crap. Came here to vent.
@Thisisausername601
@Thisisausername601 8 лет назад
Is this the show Amy Schumer turned down?
@rickstark1534
@rickstark1534 8 лет назад
Considering Nikki Glaser herself pitched this, doubt it.
@seanfast6628
@seanfast6628 6 лет назад
Soooo edgy
@vbyfield2012
@vbyfield2012 4 года назад
I love Virginia when she's high!! I would love to see Virginia and Nikki make out!!! Hell I think I'm catching feelings for Virginia...lol...😜😜😍😍😘
@TeflonAlexander
@TeflonAlexander 8 лет назад
This show is so bad. I gave it a chance but its the same thing every time I watch it and low energy.
@sevenfoldmusic9203
@sevenfoldmusic9203 8 лет назад
Man shes so hot
@BigPhatMan
@BigPhatMan 8 лет назад
First?
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