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Now That's What I Call A Tory Christmas Party

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❄️ White Christmas ft. Michael Gove
🚗 Driving Home For Lockdown
💰 Tory Wonderland
Presenting... Now That's What I Call A Tory Christmas
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23 авг 2024

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@joshcudo8603 2 года назад

Joe please release the whole tracks and album we could have made any of these Christmas no.1 I wanna listen to these tracks on repeat all Christmas!

@manomaylr 2 года назад

Some of them are out like “Do you know it’s COVID time”

@scottwallace901 2 года назад

Nide idea but whole songs would take way to long to make and might get slapped with slapped with copyright for the music. Merry Christmas. *Do They Know It's Covid Time?* - ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-xjG_VB-la7o.html

@elliec3736 2 года назад

And the Christmas number one is? Yes the Kunts singing Boris is a fucking Kunt. Never a truer word.

@mortegi 2 года назад

but Boris will still get elected again....public have very short memories.....thats the trouble

@scottwallace901 2 года назад

@@elliec3736 is that really Xmas number 1? People only like the song because it has the word Kunt in it. Boris should tender his resignation and stand down as prime minister. I find it hard to believe a word he says anymore. Look at the fuss he made about the new Covid strain. Turns out it is like the South African government said all along a mind infection. I had a booster shot Tuesday and I am still filling unwell now tho not as bad as I felt yesterday. Anyway thank you for your message. Happy Christmas 🎄.

@TheBrickBrit 2 года назад

Get this to Christmas Number 1!!

@K_ingh16 2 года назад

Sadly, some shit song made it to Christmas No1 for the 3rd time now

@JamiePlaysUK 2 года назад

@@K_ingh16 A song to fundraise for homelessness is shite? Wow.

@K_ingh16 2 года назад

@@JamiePlaysUK just because the song is shit dosent mean the reason is

@BlueBlockStudios 2 года назад

Didn’t think I’d see you here

@James_Doyle83 Год назад

@@K_ingh16 yet if it weren't for tories we wouldn't need that song at Least they are doing something right for the country unlike the tories

@RossDanby 2 года назад

Now that's what I call a perfect representation of the Tory party 😂

@garyturner5790 2 года назад

That they're complete crooks.

@EvilHyugaHinata 2 года назад

The “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas” is absolutely the best one. Takes me out every time

@Abominatrix650 2 года назад

Was expecting that one to be a line about racism. Still a good one regardless

@markstarmer3677 2 года назад

I'm dreaming of a white advert..

@spacelavayt7446 2 года назад

I'm dreaming of a white white white Christmas. *Intense sniff* Just the ones I used to nose. *Scratches nose*

@gengarzilla1685 2 года назад

He's totally got a different white Christmas in mind, not the one that us _or_ the racists thought.

@deathofrats3649 2 года назад

Brilliant! "We're gonna have a party ton-...a work meeting tonight" 😂😂😂😂

@todd203 2 года назад

I’m glad I found someone brave enough to say it. I was avoiding it, in the thought of them still doing executions.

@blurocktech 2 года назад

Don’t forget their current number one hit “Privatizing the NHS so people can’t afford it anymore”

@susanw9630 2 года назад

Wouldn't want to go near that toxic bunch of poisoners anyway.

@MG-bs5mr 2 года назад

@@susanw9630 you've relied on them before and you'll rely on them again.

@donny4855 2 года назад

@@susanw9630 sure hun 🙄

@gridman3851 2 года назад

I want to dress up as Santa and drive around my North Shropshire hometown on a Xmas float blasting this out. 🥳🥳🥳

@thearmouredpenguin7148 2 года назад

👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

@eddiek0507 2 года назад

Go for it!! 👍🏻

@francescaboswell9611 2 года назад

BOSS IM FROM MARKET DRAYTON AND I WISH ID SEEN YOU

@gridman3851 2 года назад

@@francescaboswell9611 🤣👍

@TraceG 2 года назад

Looking out for you in Whitchurch 🤣

@rogergusty1722 2 года назад

I must be careful not to sing these words at our Christmas Carol Service tonight (24 Dec) at Church !!

@FabioDCAnselmo 2 года назад

I mean... You totally should. Isn't there some unwritten rule about not lying in church? Don't think you have a choice!

@joleneannturner7785 2 года назад

Please do.😂 Happy Christmas. 🌲

@ianrogerburton1670 2 года назад

Say one for Brexit Britain.

@CreatingChaos 2 года назад

Watch out for covid at the superspreader event. You might catch a sniffle

@alexanderjones9572 2 года назад

Guess you’re back now. How did it go? Did you sing those words? I’d better be careful at church tomorrow tbh…

@bigpgchimp963 2 года назад

Just perfect this is the Christmas present I never knew I needed 😂

@lidiastan 2 года назад

Garry Neville's voice is the perfect ending!

@Squiddy-go1du Год назад

I love reading the comments from the pissed off, crybaby tories. 😂

@sbinallazar7377 2 года назад

"Am I pissing all your money up the wall" *intense nodding* This needs to be a full album next Christmas

@joannafarley1931 Год назад

Quite a bit has changed though, 9 months later

@LetGetGaming Год назад

@@joannafarley1931 yes it got even more worse so would be even more funny 😄 😆 🤣

@c24woodsd80 Год назад

Whats the song with that line

@xxchickie_nuggiesxx 9 месяцев назад

Yes rishi, yes you are

@delphinefowler5319 2 года назад

Get them all out 👎

@colinbelchamber8157 2 года назад

Brilliant should be broadcast on all TV channels 😀 like when they bombard us with adverts

@missl8894 2 года назад

Too right Colin 👏👍

@s5utu 2 года назад

So true can't stand the constant American style brainwashing by TV adverts.

@eileenpritchard9154 2 года назад

@@s5utu NEITHER CAN I.

@adds8235 2 года назад

@@s5utu TV adverts... What are those, not had a TV license since 2009 😆

@martinrothwell8275 2 года назад

Sounds like it needs a crowdfunder to buy some TV advertising time!

@melodymoon5768 2 года назад

Brilliant

@lindilayton5890 2 года назад

Vote them out

@jacquelinedeigan776 2 года назад

They bloody well are ..a disgrace

@Robert___98 2 года назад

The Last Christmas one has such a gruesomely wholesome rhythm, really want that to be a full song.

@frankwalker5040 2 года назад

Well done, you've covered everything there is to say about this disgraceful Government and it's "Honourable" members. What stuck out for me was the £37,000,000,000 and Dido Harding, which seems to have gone missing, and has been written off. Of course it'll be the poorer people of this country who will pay. Kier Starmer and his Labour Party are for some reason keeping quiet.

@lidiastan 2 года назад

When her husband is serving as the United Kingdom Anti-Corruption Champion, I'm not sure who's going to investigate the waste of that staggering amount of money...

@01home649 2 года назад

Totally agree, Frank.

@eileenpritchard9154 2 года назад

@@lidiastan ABSOLUTELY CORRECT.

@honeyb1286 2 года назад

Kier Starmer and Labour are waiting in the wings ... hoping for last pickings. Tory and labour, two wings of the same bird ... vulture.

@mastertrams 2 года назад

@@honeyb1286 What? Left wing and right wing?

@laurensutcliffe9081 2 года назад

great christmas present

@MrLondonGo 2 года назад

The original Now albums had a pig's head as their mascot. Fun Fact.

@beawalker9201 2 года назад

love it and there Indeed a complete disgrace

@Sm-zj5vy 2 года назад

Great!

@DSmith-ix1xf 2 года назад

A touch of genius! Just what we needed - an ironic belly laugh🤣

@tams805 2 года назад

Perfect! This compilation. Not the steaming pile of the Tories.

@williamclarkson6301 Год назад

“On the second day of Covid, the Tories gave to me, 37 billion pounds and a contract for PPE” 💀

@dizzydaydream9647 2 года назад

I’m off to my night shift as a nurse in a bit and you have brightened my mood, This is brilliant. Thank you 🙏

@nicolemusic02 2 года назад

LEGEND!!!! This is amazing 😂

@Harryschannel-gz5ip 2 года назад

The Gary Neville bit 😭

@scottwallace901 2 года назад

Best thing I have EVER seen on RU-vid spot on! Merry Christmas. I will NEVER vote Tory again.

@rogergusty1722 2 года назад

Awesome one Joe ..... your efforts will be appreciated by 10,000s. Trying to send a link to BoJo, and Gove, and ....... the list goes on.

@BorisJohnson1 2 года назад

I dont need any links.. Ive Threw up several times watching this

@WilliamHarris03 2 года назад

The perfect Christmas gift from Politics Joe

@joerhorton 2 года назад

Amazing!

@lynncuthbert2307 2 года назад

Haha. They're screwed. 🙏💯❤️🎄👏

@kerrybourke5018 2 года назад

That was absolutely bloody brilliant..great work JOE keep them coming mate..we aussies love watching these taking the piss on you POMS...LOL...

@essexoffroader3773 2 года назад

Hows your freedom coming on in oz then?

@deimosphobus8466 2 года назад

Watch it you, or you won't get those shiny new nuclear subs you wanted so badly. You can have the outdated diesels the frenchies were building for you mugs.

@essexoffroader3773 2 года назад

@@deimosphobus8466 lol

@darkvader7231 2 года назад

Ozzies, the biggest sheeple who just turn over and let the camps be built, then again, they did descend from the criminal rejects hahahaha!!!!!!

@desructivtehgamer 2 года назад

slaps

@tinajones5641 2 года назад

The Sunak one was the funniest, but love 'em all.

@TheKermit2110 2 года назад

The work that went into this including the voice synthing, is bloody brilliant

@stewartlynch7859 2 года назад

The Tory Christmas party would have been more controversial if Boris revealed that he photocopied his arse at the shindig.

@Brian-om2hh 8 месяцев назад

Brilliant, utterly brilliant......

@curtain0684 2 года назад

I can’t wait to send this to ✨everyone I meet✨

@TheAlibashir Год назад

“Dominic Cumming’s inspirational leadership” 😂😂 #gold

@Dogwolf12 Год назад

This satire gets more and more real by the day :(

@GENXGENZ 2 года назад

Bloody brilliant, it would be funny if it was not so sad, but you just cant make up what this government are getting away with

@introspectivedreamer3864 2 года назад

well said Alistair but its bloody brilliant as you say. it made my day I only just now saw it. Happy New Year to you

@sugarfree1894 2 года назад

That raised a real bellylaugh from me, thank you so much!

@imsoboredhahaha 2 года назад

Rishi sings about “pissing money up the wall”, he was chancellor at the time- it cuts to Nadhim nodding who is now chancellor temporarily. Politics Joe knew all along!!!

@jasonree 2 года назад

A perfect start to Christmas!

@mikexcity 2 года назад

Thank you for putting a very needed smile on my face... again.

@rich3511 2 года назад

I wonder how Handcocks mistress gave him a happy ending whilst wearing a mask and observing social distancing...naughty naughty naughty!

@tonysheerness2427 2 года назад

If this was not true it would be very very funny.

@fawziekefli2273 2 года назад

1:20 I cracked up. 🤣🤣

@goldilocks913 2 года назад

Fabulous! Merry Christmas everyone 🎄✊🎄

@Shadowbeach126 2 года назад

"Am I pissing all your money up the wall?" * every tory smiles fondly *

@googlesucks925 2 года назад

That was brilliant

@adm_ezri 2 года назад

swedemason sir you are a genius, from get in the back of the van to these.

@Blackfox_Kitsune 2 года назад

o_o when did i miss all of these!

@CorporalFriendlyShark 2 года назад

🎶 ‘We’re gonna have a party tonigh- *record scratch* - a work meeting tonight’ 🎶 🤣🤣👍

@jasonwelsh5986 2 года назад

brilliant 😂

@ckidd4394 2 года назад

Probably the best one of 2021

@cythonr388 2 года назад

"wer're going to have a work meeting tonight" pffftttttt touche

@jacetaneneko_vt Год назад

I will pay for this to become a real ambum.

@50sRockChick 2 года назад

Omg, this is hilarious.

@philiphowell1505 2 года назад

It was boris time in england, twas FOM outside, the inmates thought it was brexit, but wasnt , because boris lied. Merry Christmas, one and all, love from the EU and Gran Canaria.

@stuartpaul9211 2 года назад

I still think the government commissions all the memes especially.

@garymckenzie4521 8 месяцев назад

Fantastic album I can't wait to get it as I know it's a true reflection on the worst government in history will be worth a fourtune😊

@DaveHuk01 8 месяцев назад

Absolutely summed up the whole game.....and, it is a game to the Tory's. :) Merry Christmas Joe.

@54spatula 2 года назад

Wow, this is almost ‘Cassetteboy’ standard!

@richardshields1488 2 года назад

brilliant and so true showing natural cowards

@LinkTheFusky 2 года назад

“We’re gonna have a party tonigh- a work meeting tonight” 🤣

@toonwelsh1634 2 года назад

Brilliant!!

@Christine_1985 2 года назад

Election Time is my favourite !😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@martinnewell2799 2 года назад

Ten out of ten Thank you for starting Christmas day in such magnificent fashion

@eileenpritchard9154 2 года назад

Love it ,FANTASTIC, BRILLIANT, MARVELLOUS, what more can I say PLAY IT AGAIN.🤶🎅🤶👍👍👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@goldflo91 2 года назад

'And there will be less aid for Africa this Christmas time / Because we've given all your cash to all our friends" : priceless 😈

@wendyelsey7765 2 года назад

Yay!!!! Loved it. A very much needed laugh. That is what got us Brits through the last two wars. Thank you.

@pyeltd.5457 2 года назад

Just tea drinking and miss mills on the piano

@4TheRecord 2 года назад

"Where gonna have a party tonight"

@adultmoshifan87 2 года назад

Wouldn’t surprise me if their playlist at that Christmas party included Jake The Peg and A Town Called Hypocrisy!

@jakemorrison8507 2 года назад

Why jake the peg?

@adultmoshifan87 2 года назад

@@jakemorrison8507 The artist did vile things, as did the lead singer of the band behind A Town Called Hypocrisy!

@jakemorrison8507 2 года назад

@@adultmoshifan87 oh yeah rolf!

@darthmeme243 2 года назад

On Xmas Eve as well let’s go

@user-ci6pq6zq3u 2 года назад

We need a Scottish version of sturgeon & her lot, merry Xmas people🎅🏻✌🏼

@wdz4625 8 месяцев назад

the gary neville appearance had me weeing

@Woodlandfairy2327 2 года назад

I can't wait to see that castle 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@thelifeofbatteries2603 2 года назад

.....and a contract for PPE - just superb

@KingsOfRugby 2 года назад

Wasn't expecting to see Gary Neville here

@gengarzilla1685 2 года назад

Yes. _Never_ let them forget this.

@karoli8926 2 года назад

.Your human rights I'm ending tonight... :D Comedia-drama.

@tpbfangirl 2 года назад

The white Christmas 1 though 😂😂😂😂

@kevinwatts5779 2 года назад

Brilliant!

@johnbateman9530 2 года назад

This is brilliant

@TheWaveGoodbye-Music Год назад

Please we need a full slade version please please please 😆 🤣

@Teknikah Год назад

Why have I only just discovered this?! I'm so sad we don't have a full version of these bangers

@raypurchase801 2 года назад

BRILLIANT.

@danforbes3573 2 года назад

I WANT THAT ALBUM ON SPOTIFY!!!!!

@theymusthatetesla3186 2 года назад

Just....(sniff!) lovely....LOVELY!! VERY 'Victor Lewis-Smith' by the way!

@carlbotha6416 2 года назад

Excellent !!!

@richreeves9547 Год назад

This needs to be Christmas no. 1 😂❤😅

@TowellSnake Год назад

Especially after the Partygate video

@supersonicsid5930 2 года назад

GET UM OUT, WE DESERVE BETTER THAN THIS MUCH BETTER . NO MORE CON LAB LIB unequivocally they have destroyed this country.

@icewaterforblood Год назад

A full version of rishi sunak’s parody of slade would be so good

@eddiek0507 2 года назад

"Driving Home In Lockdown" love it lol 🤣 Let's have a mental one!! ...🤪☃️🎅🎁👍🏻

@bigpants6121 2 года назад

Well done!

@rebeccahooper7968 2 года назад

Bloody brilliant thanks

@MatthewSpencer-zm5lf 8 месяцев назад

How did he every become the prime minster what a git