NPC Tournament - Elden Ring 

Kenneth stabbing several unarmed people is the most rich person thing I've seen today.

Lore-wise, watching Thops beat Selen is just great

Watching moongrum parrying and not doing the critical but always critical hitting me while I was fighting him... Made me take that personal

Blackguard eating a shrimp was him going phase 2

I find it hilarious that Kenneth went from fighting unarmed, non-combatants to suddenly finding himself against Henricus.

Thops vs Sellen really shows how strong spamming pebbles is compared to other spells

Moongrum is a parry god, literally the only NPC I saw do any parries. Bro thought he was playing Sekiro

26:31 holy... those dodges are insane

26:30 Juno Hoslow unlocking ultra instinct for a second

I care not what others will say about him, but Juno ate and left no crumbs. Nerijus simply taught him that his tale truly was written in blood.

Some of these fights were incredibly cinematic, especially Okina Vs Juno Hoslow

Vyke has main character energy, but Moongrum's whole purpose in life is to humble main characters.

Damn I was so proud of Thops. Thought he was for sure getting crushed by Sellen. He never moved past the basics- and in turn mastered them. My fuckin dawg.

There’s a sort of poetic justice, seeing Sellen get her butt handed to her by Thops, who only used the most basic spell, while her more advanced spells kept missing or took to long to fire.

Thops earned his place at the academy this day

I can't believe Unnamed Human lost.

Bernhal the tank proves again he's the best NPC summon in the game

Thops beating Sellen was the funniest thing but also given how powerful he is in reality (creating a spell that repels all magic) it makes sense.

6:47 "Not bad for a bluntstone, eh?"

Moongrum the parry god strikes again! Some of these NPCS were clearly not built for combat…. Also Vargram doing the Bloodhounds Finesse with the godslayer sword was something I didn’t know I desperately needed. Amy may have actually won against Juno if she had been more aggressive 🫠 And Nepheli is a beast!

Seeing Moongrum refuse to reposte anyone when we all know he's damn wrll capable of doing so was slightly annoying

Bro all the first NPCs lost because they could only use there fists 😭

21:44 i have never seen him do this move

THE UPSET ON MOONGRUM, YOU DON'T MESS WITH BIG BOGGART, MATE!

Arise now, ye Tarnished. Ye dead, who yet live. The call of long-lost grace speaks to us all.

Why isn't Parry Lord Moongrum doing the riposte 😭

That Carian knight parry...

Some of these npc’s are whipping out CRAZY moves! Silver tear using Loretta’s Slash but with a colossal sword, Vargram doing a mix between Bloodhound’s Fang AoW and the Black Flame tornado? Insane!

Here's a full list ranking all the npc's shown by the number of victories. 1st place: Recusant Bernahl = 7 2nd place: Juno Hoslow = 6 3rd place: Lionel the Lionhearted = 4 + 2 unarmed opponents Honourable mention: Nepheli Loux = 1 (She beat bernahl, but couldn't make a win streak because she was the last npc) Moongrum, Carian knight = 3 Ravenmount assassin = 3 Silver tear = 3 Roundtable Knight Vyke = 2 Errant sorcerer Wilhelm = 2 Nameless white mask = 2 recusant Henricus = 2 Fia's champion = 2 Blackguard = 2 Dung Eater = 2 Flame guardian = 1 + 1 unarmed opponent Edgar = 1 + 2 unarmed opponents Dolores the sleeping arrow = 1 Inaba, disciple of Okina = 1 Vargram the raging wolf = 1 Bloody finger Eleonora = 1 Magnus the beast claw = 1 D, Hunter of the dead = 1 Bloody finger Nerijus = 1 Necromancer Garris = 1 Sorceress Sellen = 1 Rileigh the idle = 1 Sorceress Thops = 1 Sorcerer Rogier = 1 knight Bernahl = l Knight Diallos = 1 Shabriri = 1 Alberich = 1 Kenneth Haight: = 0 + 3 unarmed opponents Preceptor Seluvis (phantom) = 0 Festering fingerprint Vyke = 0 Anastasia, Tarnished eater = 0 Polyanna, adopted daughter = 0 Polyanna, Youngest sister = 0 Ensha the royal remains = 0 Knight of the Great Jar = 0 Chief guardian Arganthy = 0 Maureen, second sister = 0 Esgar, priest of blood = 0 D, beholder of death = 0 Great horned Tragoth = 0 Mary, eldest sister = 0 Bloody finger Okina = 0 Adan thief of fire = 0 Amy, third sister = 0 Sir Giddeon Ofnir = 0 old knight Istvan = 0 Boc the seamster = 0 inquisitor Ghiza = 0 Castellan Jerren = 0 Preceptor Miriam = 0 White mask Varre = 0 Okina (phantom) = 0 Finger maiden: = 0 Maleigh Marais = 0 Rya the scout = 0 Unnamed human = 0 Sage Gowry = 0 Millicent = 0 Roderika = 0 Jarwight = 0 Patches = 0 Tanith = 0

Moongrum would have straight up won this whole thing if Liurnia wasn't literally the second area in the game Man is a professional PvP streamer playing at level 50 going up against level 400 casuals

That critical on Patches was hella satisfying.

Man, Moongrum just didn’t behave like he does in game. Every single parry he just refused to repost. Rip the GOAT, coulda won it all.

THE BLUNTSTONE WON AGAINST THE GRAVEN WITCH!?!?!

thops with the freiren mindset, "the basics are enough to defeat the mages of this time"

Bernahl kept using that god-awful Ash of War and still won a bunch of fights. He's truly fit to be Elden Lord, it seems.

Watching juno hoslow fight is always a pleasure, glad he got such a long run

Sometimes I think about how Elden Ring's story would play out if the player character never arrived. Nepheli Loux would easily become Elden Lord in our stead.

Dolores quickscoping Henricus is probably the best thing i've seen all day

Should have studied sorceries with Thops... never underestimate the basics lol.

12:37 best moment

roderika needed the jellyfish

Thops, my boy, good Job! I´m serious I was so rooting for him It may have been short lived but witnessing him taking down the Graven Witch sure puts me at ease

06:40 Thops, he is not bluntstone. 😮

Poor Nephali, if only she knew how to use her decent stat spread. She spent a lot of time whiffing and trying to reorient herself to face Berhn. And poor Tragoth. Very poor stat allocation. Used all your points to be able to carry all that gear without fatrolling, but each of your hits was like tickling the enemy.

Moongrum is a menace with that shield dude lmao

24:04 Inaba going for the kill assist

This would be amazing in a full tournament format. mixed groups with seeded-unseeded NPCs, round robin, then playoffs. Or even as a single elimination tournament it could be ace. I'm sure it's a monumental task, though.

Man Tragoth is such a tank yet he hits like a tricycle.

Woah I didn't know Vargram could do that

Blackguard with the spam and crit to finish was epic af

So, Kenneth killed my Finger Maiden. The bastard.

bogart winning in a fair fight against moongrum fills my heart. what a lad

13:05 Based Blackguard Big Boggart

Can't believe my favorite NPC, Unnamed Human, lost to the Flame Guardian

Some of these npcs pulling out some moves I'm pretty confident they do not have...

These npc fights are the very definition of "theres always a bigger fish"

Another epic tournament bro. I like to bet on who will win when they go up against each other. Quite fun.

I never thought I would find so entertaining watching some random NPC's fighting eachother

I laughed out loud when I saw the Finger Maiden throwing hands with Kenneth 😂

Colors having a great fight, then getting roll baited by Bernahl seemed like a proper elden ring experience

Kinda sad that Moongrum wasn’t critting when he parried, seems like he woulda had a good run if he did

Wow, most of these fights had me on the edge of my seat!

Best vids for a nice round with the boys. Keep up the nice work, you get a huge boost when the dlc will come

How awesome that the previous two best contedors for the Elden Throne managed to face each other.

God it is so satisfying watching Moongrum parry someone other than me. Truly a master at his art.

I never know that we have this many NPCs in the game lol, good content.

Alberich definitely could’ve gotten far. Unfortunately, his second opponent was Moongrum. ¯\_(:T)_/¯

sir hit the griddy offnir loosing is such a him thing to do

The lore says they only needed like 20 Carian knights, right? I can see why! Dude put Vyke in the ground with little issue.

Carian knights parry is just so satisfying to see... Just like how he killed me 10 times before i even get inside that retched elevator

I really like the moongrum fights purely because its hilarious to see others get parried to hell

you should make gideon with is most powerful attack like rykard rancord or scarlet bloom

Thops was the revelation npc for me. Didnt expect that he would violate Sellen like that

ベルナール師匠やっぱり強かったんだな トープスが結構頑張ったんで嬉しい

So cool to watch this. I missed some merchants there though. :P

Funny how Wilhelm beat Vargram plus it's amazing how Vargram had a whole unique moveset for the godslayer sword

26:30 28:50 nah this mf is crazy 😂

Juno just out there casually beating Millicent's questline for us

roderika should let her summon jelly fish，and i remember boc have a knife

Bernahl is a legend in his recusant form

Bloody finger ravenmouth assassin liked to show off and it was their downfall

Did the silver tear do Lorettas slash with Zweihander??

Nephelis dismantling of Bernhal was pure skill.

Moongrum with his parries putting on a clinic

Didn’t expect the end

I think it would have been better to just not include unarmed NPC’s in order to better fill out the roster with armed ones. Just have a free for all with the unarmed ones afterward

Patches' fight was so satisfying! Perfect end

Nice moveset from Raging Wolf

nerijus beating juno scares me, i guess yura wasnt kidding

Edgar's little bhop after beating Seluvis

The way sellen said nuh uh to everything that the flame guardian attacks

Nephali defeating Bernhal despite the life steal ability Is a true symbol of honor.

bernahl showing gideon his big snake

Thops mobbing the Floor with Sellen is so Ironic considering his Dialouge when you ask him about her.

Shabriri frenzy flame grab is GOAT

after watching juno hoslow kick major ass i understand why diallos feels like the black sheep of house hoslow

I never realized how much of a monster Bernahl is. Too bad not even he can stand up to Nepheli's anime protagonist strength.

Thops beating Sellen was the biggest upset (as I've seen so far). Move set over damage demonstrated perfectly

Black guard brutalized a man only to get destroyed by a naked albino. Crazy

there must be some overlaps with fighting game commentators and fans of elden ring, you should totally do some of these tournaments with some hype commentary!