Čáry-triky-magie-kouzla-iluze nejsou NIC. Nic proti humoru a vtipu šoumena Mládka s jeho uměním rozdávat dlouhá desetiletí úsměv, smích a dobrou náladu. Hlavně, abys nám ještě dlouhá léta Ivane vydržel! PF2014
Co věta, to nejmíň jeden hlod :D Tenhle výstup si člověk může pouštět pořád dokola a neokouká se. NAŠTĚSTÍ ŠEL KOLEM KRÁSNÝ PRINC......NA KONI :-) Tenhle silvestr se vyznačuje ještě jednou skvělou scénkou s Holzmannem a Maurerem - Skleróza.
andre pereira King and Queen had a baby girl named Snow White. King was angry at the Queen a long time after that because he knew it isnt his. Snow White wasn't pretty from beggining, she looked kinda like a small crocodile, but after some time she got prettier, so mother Queen went into her room and she asked the mirror: Mirror, who is the prettiest in our kingdom? And the Mirror answered: Your daughter Snow White you drštička (i dont know how to translate it, its that she is talking to much and things like this, kinda romantic AND insulting word at the same time). Queen got angry, she called the Servant and told him: Servant, take Snow White into deep forest and cut her head off. Your prize will be...diploma! Servant took Snow White into forest, but he didnt cut the cute head off, took pity on him, he was good guy...he probably just missed but the Snow White survived and she wandered the forest before she wandered into a small little gretel. She went inside, ventilated there...dwarfs were little but there were seven of them right...I wont talk about this part, lets just skip it okay? Well, Snow White ventilated there so Dwarfs couldn't find way back into the gretel when they were coming from the job. Snow White stayed with Dwarfs. Queen soon found out that Snow White lives. Queen turned into a witch, that was only thing she could do, otherwise she was complete lemple, but turning into witch, she could do that. And in this transformation she went looking for Snow White. Snow White was momentally home alone, she was doing some house work, she was just laundering Dopey's underwear, vainly, when someone knocked on the door. Behind the door was Witch holding an apple and she said: Snow White, buy this apple, it isn't poisonous at all! It didn't look like it is, it was this perfect light blue color... Colorblind Snow White bought it. She bited once, and at the moment she slammed to the ground. When dwarfes came home, Snow White was totally absolutelly dead. They put her in a glass coffin they had ready for her already... They put the coffin with her behind some kind of barn. Next day, luckily, beautiful prince walked around the barn...on a horse... He jumped off a horse, ran behind the barn... Dear Friends I can't work with you! Like little kids! You should be embarrased! Prince walked to the coffin, even through the glass lid he saw an unknown girl, that is pretty at the face, has good body and good nature. Prince decided to ressurect her. So he put off the lid, he put himself on the Snow White, SORRY EXCUSE ME! He bended over to the Snow White and kissed her somehow...or licked her, dang, something like that, he did something well the Snow White came back to live. Both young people were very happy, mainly Snow White didn't thought its gonna ever happen again, you know, that she is going to live... And the Prince took Snow White into her kingdom. They took the dwarfs too of course, they sold them into ZOO in the city, every cent was good in the beggining. Dwarfs liked the ZOO a lot, before they found out they were bought as a meat for Hippos and shoemaker has pricked her finger, and hey look how great continuity this New Year's Eve Party has. Now let's hear the song "Shoemaker, Madeleine". (song plays, no need to translate, the humor is mostly in non-verbal actions and not in song)
Ešte lepšie je "seskočil z koně, utíkal za tu stodolu ... " :-) Poznám všetky tieto jeho pohádky už dávno ... mal som to niekde v MP3-jkách. Válal som sa smiechom :-) Napríklad taký Smolíček Ivánovič Pacholíček :-)
od prvniho slova do posledniho jednicka! Mladek je Profi - mimika perfektni, ja bych na podiu nemohla smichy mluvit. Ty dva kluci pri hadce o mikro jsou taky jednicka! :D :D :D :D az me boli bricho!
Toto bola ešte zábava, humor :-D nemá to chybu! Dnešné akože zábavné relácie nemajú žiadnu úroveň. Staré dobré časy ČSTV humoru a zábavy. A každú sobotu šiel od 13:00 do 14:30 v rádiu Maratón z košického štúdia - Ján Kado a Peter Gažo... to bola paráda. Alebo Televariete s Bohdalovou a Dvořákom, Možno príde aj kúzelník a podobne... A čo dnes? Nuda.
@@ondra3330 Tak se na ty sračky nedívejte, aby jste nemuseli plakat či zvracet . . . Každá doba má své herce, komiky kteří něco umí. A reagují na současnou situaci. Ale to Vám dvěma zřejmě uniklo . . .
@SloreTactician Ing. Ivan Mladek (born February 7, 1942) is a Czech banjoist, singer, entertainer, songwriter, composer, comedian, cartoonist, humorist, and inventor Since 1966, publicly performs with various ensembles from jazz and country music (the group: Storyville Jazz, KTO, White Stars and Misfits), from the early 70 the 20th century, only with his own band Banjo Band, which plays the tenor banjo and sings.
Král si ještě dlouho dobíral královnu, protože věděl, že Sněhurka není jeho. Typický výborný Mládkův humor. (Škoda, že to tady někdo do angličtiny přeložil tak, že král byl na královnu za to naštvaný.)
Ahojky! I noticed that Czech people find extremely funny such words as pociąg (vlak), korkociąg etc. it sounds chinese for them.. po-ciong, ko-rko-ciong :) is it true?
"Sněhurka tam vyvětrala, takže trpaslíci v noci nemohli trefit do chaloupky" xD "Sněhurko, vem si to jablíčko, neni vůbec otrávené. I když na to nevypadá, třeba bylo takový bledě modrý... Barvoslepá Sněhurka si ho koupila. Sotva si jednou hryzla, fláklo to s ní o zem." xDDD "Vážení přátelé, s vámi se nedá pracovat" xDDDDD
