Oblivion - 3 Minutes and 43 Seconds of Funny Moments 

That snow bit got me.

I will never get over the concept of Ulrich traveling the breadth of Cyrodiil just so he can tell all of its people how little he cares to know them.

"That was the strangest book I've ever read" Ah yes, my favourite book: *y e l l o w*

The instant change into armour shows true professionalism.

2:13 Bro just woke up and chose violence

1:47 One of tamriel last snow elves

"We need more snow!" "Indeed."

I love how offended the Gray Fox gets that Ulrich Leland doesn’t know him and doesn’t CARE to know him

Love how the guards are in the strangest positions and they're just casually like "Is there a problem. :l"

"THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!" *All guards in the room awaken "Here comes another one." Sounds like they're used to dealing with citizens resisting arrests in the barracks at night.

The orc and redguard convo was actually pretty good by Oblivion standards.

Playing this game religiously in my youth led to some very interesting dreams. It's no wonder, this whole game is a bit of a fever dream.

2:49 I fully believe in that statement

"Indeed."

1:39 this is the best game ever made

For some reason the bird call in the distance at 1:14 makes that clip even funnier.

I can't speak to you right now. I am too busy drowning.

"Caught stealing from the thieves guild" and the member calling the guards lmao

The "I don't know you and I don't care to know you" guy is my spirit human.

2:00 The Gray Fox is looking all confused. 😂

1:38 that felt like a manslayer gamerpoop moment

1:06 Me whenever I try to socialize

2:23 I don't know why, but akaviri katana + kvatch armor set just brings so much nostalgia. The moment of just getting into the game, after closing your first oblivion gate, still giving a damn about main quest in a Bethesda game.

1:39 This might be one of the funniest moments in a video game ever! The "indeed!" was comedic perfection. Thanks for the laughter!

2:28 the guard is fully respect, he spare his last minute of his life to listen the citizen..

2:45 i'm dying lmfao

2:13 that was absolutely terrifying...

1:27 I remember first meeting this guy, I was like, "What a rude Elf, I ought to teach him a lesson!" then after talking to him, "Nevermind, he declined me in such a gentle way 😊"

Ulrich: A. Doesn't know you B. Doesn't care to know you C. All of the above

2:33 I must go now, my planet needs me.

I love how the imperial guards tend to check the body of the player once they are done brutally murdering them. It's like they clean up their hands from the whole business and indicate to everyone around that "they didn't see a thing".

"That was the strangest book i've ever read." Gorgeous!

2:11 when the paralysis demon wakes you up

I N D E E D

That Ulrich Leland, such a friendly chap. The poor Grey Fox is sitting there wondering what Ulrich's problem is

Oh man that snow one was something out of a crackheads opera. Complete insanity.

2:33 You can see the moment when he realized he just stopped holding his breath

Indeed.

The entire legion of guards murdering you for grabbing a single cup is peak oblivion.

2:40 just killed me. And 3:26 is the Oblivion version of Daggerfall's HALT HALT HALTHALTHALT

I've had those weird yellow geometric shapes float about too (it happened because I had been playing the game with Spanish text, then returned to it with my system language set to English and the whole thing went bonkers - functionally bonkers). But I could never have expected Raminus to say that about the strangest book! Never even heard the line before. Another brilliant clip, and one more to suggest that the NPCs are semi-sentient beings under the influence of Sheogorath.

That "Indeed." needs to be a meme!

2:11 when someone try to wake me up.

We indeed need more snow

“I can’t speak to you right now” Dies drowning. Took it like a champ.

1:47 made me wake up my neighbor wheeze laughing

People: exist Ulrich: does not know them and does not care to know them.

Guard: " I can't speak to you right now." * Dies. Elder Mer: " Oh dear. Anyway..."

"body's still warm. Looks like there's a killer about" 😂😂😂

When he woke up, murdered you, then went back to sleep nonchalantly😅

That "indeed C:" killed me. Me thinks this might be the other kind of snow

I might return to oblivion just for this music

What seems to the problem citizen? EVERYTHING!!!

The snow one absolutely sent me rolling off the highest point of my house😂😂holy fuck i love this game

"The imperial legion is at your service, citizen. What seems to be the problem?" (points at guard)

The guards in odd postions talling so plainly get me every time. The book one was also fantastic. Fucking hell. But the fav is Leiland with the Grey Fox. God that has me rolling.

Adamus Phillida really is the main recurring character of this channel.

The reveal of the goofy little fella chin-deep in snow, agreeing they need more, oh my god

My man Ulrich knows exactly what he doesn't want, and it's to know you. 😉

2:12 POV it's summer, you're a moskito and you just accidently woke up your prey

2:30 lawl, the whole scene looks as if the line and death are Carius's comedy act.

Oblivion: The one game where ever glitch just makes sense.

What!? I didn’t see a thing!

I'm going to theorize that the "I dont know you" guy was a creation by a disgruntled member of the NPC creation department at Bethesda studios and he was just left in there forgotten. he also reminds me of "I am Error" guy from Zelda II :P

Raminus seemed a little disturbed by that book

I fucking love how imperfect this game is

1:19 quite literally the gatekeeper 😹

1:39 made me snort-laugh xD

Ulrich is sure the most aggresivly passive NPC in the whole Bethesda universe.

Ultimately stretched guard beyond recognition - Is there a problem 🤣🤣🤣🤣

2:55 In Skyrim this exact glitch happend with the tail of this argonina women in near Rifton after I accepted the Quest Lexicon. I gave her an arrow to the knee.....she flew a few feet forward/backward but her tail just streeeeeetched along the way.

Falls asleep in full plate Hears a noise wakes up and slays someone Goes back to sleep

The "I don't know you, and I don't care to know you." guy is my spirit animal.

Should make more clips from this. Meme gold.Especially the strange book one

Oh, it's you again...

I like that he opens the books for a moment before stealing them

1:25 IMO it was funnier than the "indeed" one 😂😂

Oblivion was the only game where I was terrified to commit the smallest of crimes.

The body is still warm :> :> : >

we all love a bit of snow, in nice straight lines

The book one made me laugh so hard I dribbled

This game... 😂😂😂

Ulrich would prob walk up to mehrune just to tell him “I don’t know you and I don’t care to know you”

"that was the strangest book I ever read."

I miss bandits fighting slaughterfishes which randomly spawn outside of water in the middle of the road.

Is it bad I almost expected every single guard getting out of bed to kill you scream "Should've just PAID THE FINE!" all at once?

Ulfric standing in front of the Grey Fox just saying "I don't know you and i don't care to know you" made me lose it xD

At least your light armor skill increased.

I was also invited to the thieves guild after I took a plastic fork from a fish and chips shop while not realising there was already one inside!

Can you upload the snow one alone? Its hilarious

The Gray Fox: -_-

raminus polus one of the best character names ever put to parchment.

Oblivion is like streets of rogue, every crime is punishable with death

“I can’t speak to you right now.” **drowns**

1:40 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Dude literally buried in snow: Indeed!! 👌😌

1:41 of course you added this one

"that was the strangest book I ever read." Lolol

-Is there a Problem? -No, Captain Philida, other than that you seem to be spaghettified.

*Body still warm, looks like there is a killer about"

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