Off Topic: Ep. 19 - Where Art Thou Sand? Robot Hand! 

The Jones Family Podcast

Oh wow a new internetbox podcast.

Michael geeking out and fully hitting the lyrics to Highshool Musical Songs and everything Zac Efron is my new favorite thing XD bless this man!

I fucking love Geoff 😂

TIMESTAMPS. 00:00:48 (0:01:13) - 00:01:48 - HDWG: Kerry's AH employment story 00:02:41 - New beer glass - I bet you can't 00:06:00 - twins discussion 00:10:35 - fire in the microwave 00:13:57 - food out of date 00:17:25 - Ghostbusters 2 mention / Star Trek mention 00:18:43 - 00:19:28 - BECOME A SPONSOR AD 00:20:25 - Rogue 1 Trailer mention - Andrew's opinion 00:24:38 - Great British Bake Off mention 00:28:43 - Parks and Recreation mention 00:31:05 - The Office mention 00:31:35 - AD READ - Me Undies 00:34:38 - White Castle crates 00:35:51 - Colton is in Parks and Recs 00:36:45 - Zac Efron and High School Musical 00:43:28 - Game of Thrones - new season 00:48:33 - Jill Sandwich t-shirt - Resident Evil 00:50:06 - Indiana Jones / Harrison Ford 00:50:51 - Star Wars / George Lucas knows how love works 00:55:14 - SW ep. VII / 4K edition 00:59:43 - SW ep. VII Behind the scenes / BB-8 01:01:09 - Daisy Ridley / Rey 01:07:07 - Emo Kylo Ren 01:07:37 - 01:07:55 - HDWG: Hoth Topic 01:09:51 - Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice 01:11:35 - Fast and Furious mention 01:13:00 - 01:13:18 - HDWG: security veillance 01:13:25 - Idiot Sandwich - Gordon Ramsay 01:15:17 - 01:15:36 (1:15:47) - HDWG?: Linday eating out women 01:16:25 - bathroom code change 01:17:35 - Geoff steps in 01:20:25 - Hardcore Henry has been released 01:21:25 - RT's Alamo Drafthouse Hardcore Henry PSA 01:26:32 - snorting candies / Candy Cigarettes 01:32:19 - security in RT - Andrew's card 01:34:40 - Lindsay - new boss of the Achievement Hunter? 01:35:03 - 01:35:34 - Michael is f*cking his boss 01:41:05 - is Geoff the douche at the table? (phone vs dinner) 01:42:13 - Andrew's life is working out - his life at Jones house 01:44:35 - 01:44:53 - where Michael Jones lives? near Cafe 290 01:46:59 - how Michael met Andrew 01:49:22 - 01:51:25 - Andrew, is your stepmom hot? 01:52:45 - AD READ - Weebly 01:55:27 - talking about Blaine 01:58:19 - Destiny discussion 01:58:53 - Star Wars Battlefront 01:59:38 - new Doom game 02:00:13 - Funhaus likes Overwatch / who leaves Funhaus next? 02:01:35 - 02:02:00 - HDWG: Geoff, how many siblings did you have sex with? 02:02:53 - Gender Fluid / Revival Jam 02:05:05 - talking about Matt Bragg 02:05:38 - Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition book / Tidus pronunciation 02:08:45 (2:09:48) - 02:11:25 (2:12:15) - Andrew's first stepmom story 02:12:27 - 02:13:20 - 5 pints in 1 podcast 02:13:50 - 02:14:15 - Andrew: my ears feel weird =========================== Beaver Expert - Gavin Free =========================== HDWG == How Do Words Good

4 adults talking about highschool musical... wow. 10/10

Hearing Michael talking about the Great British Bake Off was the most surreal experience

Lindsey and Michael have such a sitcom marriage?? like, I love it, but Lindsey...my dude...we learn to not put foil in the microwave when we're 6.

I think Michael is actually just raising two children, Lindsay and Andy

"I have to pick my kid up from school after this" "I'll be picking myself up after this." "I won't be conscious after this." Someone needs to send Michael a wheelbarrow to drink out of next.

IS NOBODY GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS HANDBOOK BEHIND THEM WHOS THE D&D NERD AT ROOSTERTEETH!?!???

I like the new hair lindsay!

1:29:37 for the juggey fan girls such as myself

Next Off Topic Ft. The White Knife, Die-Lon, and Ghost Ray

I just love watching Michael slowly getting plasterd as hes drinking his beer

Geoff and Jack are slowly exchanging body types.

Not gonna lie, I was kind of hoping that Michael would smash the 5 pinter when he was done as a victory and defiance to the words on it.

The 5th ed D&D player's handbook in the background makes me feel warm and fuzzy.

Lindsay's always smiling 😌

Geoff looks worn the fuck out. someone let that man take a nap.

Hearing stories from Michael and Lindsay about the burrito makes me really curious to how Lindsay ever managed to survive living by herself before she met Michael.

This was a great way to say "Oh guys this is Internet Box 124!! Guess we don't gotta do one this month!!"

"There's a reason I don't eat out women" - Lindsay Jones. Joke of the fucking podcast.

Michael got wrecked this episode.

Kerry's the type of dude to go to jail and drop the soap on purpose.

So when are we getting the Lindsay achieve shirt???

"Hi there, did you know it's Rooster Teeth's 13th birthday..." Me: Yes I f*cking know, if I wanted to buy something from the store I would have done that already. Ok, OK!"

I skipped ahead to see if Michael finished that pint but realised Geoff turned up at some point so when the back and watched the whole thing.

Gavin's End Credits Names To-Date: 1: Stand-in for Mr. Jones 2: Weenie Inspector 3: Fart Archivist 4: Magician's Assistant 5: Dentist for Mr. Dooley 6: The Law 7: Gurt Miser 8: (RTX Australia no credits) 9: Helmet Boy 10: Finger Holster 11: Peef Rimgar Superfan 12: Witch in Training 13: Inflatable Flesh Sack 14: Dan Gruchy's Assistant 15: Sphinctal Aroma Therapist 16: Funhaus Intern 17: The Guy Who is Going to Beat Jeremy to a Million Views 18: Smuggest Prick 19: Beaver Expert

Omg micheal was so drunk by the end of this!

That first ad read with a drunk Michael pretending to be sad was the funniest thing to me for some reason XD

How the hell did The Great British Bake-Off make it over to America?

Lindsay's hair is so pretty

Lindsay's hair is fucking dope

I can wait for Rooster Teeth's 100th birthday, when the store is 100% off

When did Sips start working at rooster teeth?

Micheal sauntering off was fucking gold

Awww i prefer when Ray's on IB... Wait...

Why are we watching the internet box without the good people

Congrats on becoming the new kingpin of AH Lindsay! Or queenpin, whatever

Geoff is a great addition to the Internet Box Podcast!

18:42 ....... Cut away ad reads...

This is the funniest podcast to come out of RT literally ever xD

Michael's definition of gender-fluid is so perfect

Why is it, that there is always so many comments based solely on someone's appearance? What does any of their appearances have to do with the content? This was one of the best episodes of Off Topic.

Hearing Michael talk about The Great British Bake Off was genuinely surreal and hilarious.

Colton: Oh hey Leslie, what's going on?! Leslie: Brett, listen, there's been a bird flu epidemic in the area, and I need you to exterminate the bird population Colton: Right!! Kill all the birds. This is for the drill, right? Leslie: Yes Colton: But I get to actually kill them right? Leslie: No Brett Colton: So you want me to kill them with a guuuun? Leslie: No Colton: Right, so you want me to fill up a tub and drown 'em one at a time? Actually my favorite moment in that show, all thanks to Colton

Internet Box on Off Topic, fuck yeah.

Sean Bean as Richard Sharpe lives through the entire show/book series.

i thought this was off topic, not Internet box.

I really haven't liked the recent mid show adds, but watching future drunk Michael was fucking amazing. I bet he did?

fucking christ geoff that was brutal please never leave

1:04:14 I'm sorry Lindsay, but no. Luke wasn't gifted in EVERYTHING. He was just a good pilot. And Obi-wan alludes that Anakin was a good pilot. But guess what? Luke goes up against his first enemy with a lightsaber, with SOME training? Gets his hand cut off. Anakin goes up against his first enemy with a lightsaber with LOTS of training, and gets his arm cut off. Rey goes up against her first enemy with a lightsaber with ZERO training and BEATS HIM. Not only that but Rey can speak droid AND wookie. AND pilot the Falcon AND knows the inner workings of the Falcon without knowing how. I mean, sure, there's the Force "controls your actions?" "Partially, but it also obeys your commands." Rey's "knowledge" of the Force TOTALLY flies in the face of everything Obi-wan tells Luke. Rey isn't consciously asking the Force for help; it's doing EVERYTHING FOR HER.

Andy looks like the chubbier cousin of Sips

I love how anything goes from funny to tears laughing hillarious when Geoff walks in

I don't know why exactly... But Andrew just creeps me the hell out

Lindsay... well I guess I'll be watching this episode twice.

"THIS IS WHY I CAN'T EAT OUT WOMEN!" God Lindsay, I love you.

I'm completely accustomed to Michael singing from Playpals and generally from Achievement Hunter itself.

Lindsay's hair is great

I love Michael's explanation of the force's intention

kinda surprised that lindsay is the one who got picked for head of achievement hunter. i mean i've kinda suspected that geoff would pass the torch soon since he's been focusing more on bigger projects like the let's play family, but i had assumed that he was gonna give the job to michael. it just seemed like he'd been relying so much on michael lately and michael had shown so much initiative. i guess we don't see too much of what lindsay does behind the scenes, or what kind of leadership achievement hunter needs, but i was still surprised

Coming Soon: *101 Paulmations* No Paul is safe from Cruella DeBerry

Sharpay Evans would say Lindsay's hair is Fabulous.

lindsay with pink hair is next-level cute

Awesome listening to Michael talk about hsm2 and zach efron bc my school is doing that for the school show and I'm Ryan but sadly bet on it is not is the song

Michael made a Invasion of the Body Snatchers reference and I am pleasantly surprised.

Lindsay looks pretty cute with her cotten candy hair.

As someone who's acquainted with Andrew's opinions on film through his tirades on the Internet Box, I have to say that he doesn't have a single "right" opinion. It's like nails on a chalkboard hearing Andrew talk about movies.

That slow walk into the darkness looked amazing.

Michael is going to be hungover until RT's 14th anniversary.

I can't wait when Rooster Teeth turns 100 years old then everything is free.

tbh as much as I love everyone, no one is more deserving than Lindsey

1:34:50 - The clip I've been looking for all day (Also 51:28 is fantastic too)

god i fucking LOVE andy

and everyone groans in unison because Lindsay is in this one.

The ad at 18:00 is great cause its a preview of just how drunk Michael gets from that beer glass

I am all about Lindsay's hair!!!😍😍😍

7:22 Donald Sutherland Invasion of the Body Snatchers 1978

Andy on the podcast?!? AAAAAAAYUPPPPP,!

I hate the sponsorship ads in the middle of the podcast if it was at the start I wouldn't mind but cutting in the middle of the conversation ruins it.

OFF-TOPIC DND GAME WHEN

OMG Michael singing High School Musical made all my dreams come true!

Bring Andrew on more often

1:15:27 - 1:16:05 Man, that whole bit was fucking hilarious. Michael sad-walking into the darkness was fucking class.

18:51 stop doing these, it breaks the flow of the podcast

Awh jesus, Kerry and Lindsay on Off-Topic, pulling on the Z-Team!

its called "The Great British Bake Off"

i wamt to see an AH D&D let's play

I must say that 1:15:29 is by favorite part of this entire podcast. I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Both Michael and Kerry just stop and stare at the camera. bahahaha

18:46 Micheal you can tell its recorded after the podcast because Micheal is almost drunk

Michael is referring to "Now or Never" in the beginning of HSM3, and to me it's probably one of their best songs ever. Gets me so pumped up.. Oh but High School Musical is for little girls

This is literally internet box

When are the Theater Mode trial episodes being released for Sponsors?

Lindsay's the new boss of Achievement Hunter! You go, Lindsay

There is more foam in the beer than one of Stephanie McMahon's bras.

Hire andy

Can we please have Mike Kroon on the podcast. The people need the White Knife.

Michael got very drunk very quickly after finishing that mug. I think it's because he was holding on until it was finished and once he'd emptied it, he just let go.

Someone tell the animation team to get on making a rtaa about Geoff asking about Andrew's step mom and sister