Buckle Up. Highlights Timestamps: 00:00 - Intro 01:30 - Michael's Desk vs. Sledgehammer 02:58 - Jeremy & Geoff were shithead kids 07:36 - Dave Bautista 08:05 - Taco Bell 08:12 - Alopecia Alfredo / Jeremy goes to RTX / Lonely Matt 19:38 - Almost Tweeting Your Own Genitalia 23:23 - No More Breakfast 25:50 - The Cast are Drunk / Shirtless Pictures 33:56 - A Reason for 4 kids 39:01 - Outro --- Full Episode Timestamps: 00:04 - Intro 13:47 - Michael's Desk vs. Sledgehammer 45:40 - Jeremy & Geoff were shithead kids 01:08:02 - Dave Bautista 01:15:33 - Taco Bell 01:16:19 / 01:18:34 - Alopecia Alfredo / Jeremy goes to RTX / Lonely Matt 01:30:52 - Almost Tweeting Your Own Genitalia 01:44:55 - No More Breakfast 01:50:03 - The Cast are Drunk / Shirtless Pictures 02:01:03 - A Reason for 4 kids 02:07:55 - Outro
I honestly think the reason why Geoff wasn't laughing as much when the drunken arguments were breaking out was because it just clicked in his mind. "Oh god, was I like this?"
This podcast was so fucking good in its entirety. I don’t think I’ve laughed as hard on any Off Topic episode in a while. I am sad that Geoff’s Devil May Cry ad read didn’t make the highlights because that was something else. Such a great podcast.
Well there is actually a reason to this. After birth the females brain releases a chemical essentially forgeting the entire pregnancy and birth as well as high levels of dopeamine making them want to have more kids. Even if the woman for the longest time wanted no kids but then decided to then have one it will still happen.
You really see the Jersey come out of Michael when he's arguing about breakfast. You also really see the Boston come out of Jeremy when he says he was happy to meet Jack.
I love drunk Jeremy. I think it's mostly because we're basically the same kind of drunk. The endless story is something I do to my friends all the time.
If you have four kids you need a six seater car. With three, you can used any regular five seater. If you're worried about them being alone on a roller coaster, take a grandparent or aunt/uncle. Or- go with another family that has an uneven amount of kids, or a single parent with two kids.
In Matt's defense on the whole 2 hour thing, he's from South Carolina. That's what we fucking do down here. If you're gonna catch up with people, clear you're next six hours cause your fucking buckling in. South Carolina is the state where we pour some iced tea, sit down on the patio, and go over every minor thing that's on our minds at the time.
The fact that they're as drunk as they are at the 10 minute mark of this video, not even half way through, just tells me they had a rough night that night
Why doesn't Jack go to where Michael would get the breakfast? I mean I get they played this up for comedy and because alcohol....but I mean Michael didn't make breakfast...
