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Official Ad: Isabella Janke's Mansion for Sale 

Sallow Dawn
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I was recently alterted to the fact that a mansion in Santa Fe, New Mexico was listed as for sale within the last two days by some gentleman whose name rhymes with Richael Danke.
I have attained the official advertisement for said mansion and mirror it here for archival purposes.
#IsabellaJanke #ILJ #IsabellaLorettaJanke
"One of the most romantic properties in all of Santa Fe! This spectacular home sits on 5 hilltop acres in the foothills of the Sanger (sic) de Cristo Mountains just past the world renown (sic) Four Seasons Rancho Encantado Resort and near the beloved Tesuque Village Market. A central, enclosed courtyard is the focal point of the home built with solid Pumice-Crete exterior walls. A spacious great room with access to the grassy courtyard will accommodate spectacular entertaining or intimate gatherings. There are two well separated master suites plus an office with tasteful built-ins. An additional room, now used as a sitting room and second office, has a private 3/4 bath. It could easily be converted to a third bedroom with an en-suite bath and walk-in closet. Low profile solar panels produce more power than the owners use! This is country living at its very best with easy access to all of Santa Fe’s galleries, museums and world known restaurants. Don’t miss this!"
I'd say it's the stupidest video I've ever uploaded were it not for all the LTG videos from days gone.

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Комментарии : 104   
@ghost-ox4fv
@ghost-ox4fv 3 года назад
How much paper can the fireplace consume? I have a daughter who may be going to prison in the next few weeks and need a new way to burn it
@Mehhhhhhhh
@Mehhhhhhhh 3 года назад
There's something so evil about being born with privileges, having everything you could possibly want and need to create a good life for yourself and be satisfied but instead taking pleasure in causing strive to people who have nothing or animals who cannot defend themsleves.
@SallowDawn
@SallowDawn 3 года назад
Couldn't agree more
@b.w.22
@b.w.22 Год назад
Hey man - I agree about the awfulness of the person who would seek to harm people or animals, but I think our society has an odd relationship with privilege. The ordinary American’s life is one of extraordinary privilege when seen by the average villager in Zimbabwe. But that doesn’t excuse or explain that villager being a POS nor does our privilege in relation to them ensure or even require that we create “the best lives for ourselves,” you know? Isabella is a POS whatever her roots are, though I agree that it feels grosser given her background. That said, all sorts of awfully traumatic, horrifying things can happen behind even the highest mansion walls.
@Spood6
@Spood6 3 года назад
Buyer: "sooo, has anything ever died in this house?" Real state agent nervously laughing while kicking the corpse of a dead dog under the table: " _haha_ no why do you ask?!?!"
@XxRaceRCxX
@XxRaceRCxX 3 года назад
*disposes chair
@CarstenB711
@CarstenB711 3 года назад
The outside of this house reminds me of the Gerudo Fortress in OOT
@LMAODOODZ
@LMAODOODZ 3 года назад
Reminds me of one of the small online maps in the first Red Dead.
@Cowboybebub
@Cowboybebub 3 года назад
And the music sounds like the opening cutscene of windwaker lol
@bazboyd44
@bazboyd44 3 года назад
The firepit, perfect for disposing of any hamster corpses your daughter may happen upon
@bazboyd44
@bazboyd44 3 года назад
Fuck he just made that joke
@megamegamega
@megamegamega 3 года назад
lol pantry bigger than an average nyc apartment, or even your average nyc bodega. also ngl, i find the courtyard both tasteful and inviting, however the fountain is clearly gilding the lily
@rickslick69420
@rickslick69420 3 года назад
Dear Janke family We are not sorry that your lives have become hell. Sincerely, The Internet.
@CancelTeenTitansGO
@CancelTeenTitansGO 3 года назад
$2 Million too much Does it come with a free ride to a university that even a brain dead animal can get in? *sponsored by pops*
@woobiehastelly
@woobiehastelly 3 года назад
I know its not Third Eye Bind's actual album art, but your PFP reminds me of it and makes me happy.
@unhingedresolve512
@unhingedresolve512 3 года назад
LETSSS GOOOO
@unhingedresolve512
@unhingedresolve512 3 года назад
SHE GOT DOXXED FAM LETS GET IT!!!
@sprintcharger
@sprintcharger 3 года назад
This is gold
@xxx-ve1wt
@xxx-ve1wt 3 года назад
Knowing how many souls she kill in this house, this place is gonna be haunted..
@TorresSanta1
@TorresSanta1 3 года назад
the balls you must have to make an enemy of michael janke
@env0x
@env0x 3 года назад
It's just memes bro
@LMAODOODZ
@LMAODOODZ 3 года назад
Hes harmless. Money doesn't stop the internet
@LMAODOODZ
@LMAODOODZ 3 года назад
@Orkhiss Uh, shes been blasted everywhere, not just Kiwi. Theres tons of RU-vid videos on her too.
@LMAODOODZ
@LMAODOODZ 3 года назад
@Orkhiss No one does. No one is bringing down RU-vid and Twitter and if her father could, hed put his life and brand in jeopardy.
@AnotherFeldon
@AnotherFeldon 3 года назад
I better contact the realtor P. Ickleman
@MxCheefah
@MxCheefah 3 года назад
Santa Fe? That’s a dealbreaker.
@sleepystars8482
@sleepystars8482 3 года назад
If you buy this home/torture chamber/pet cemetery, decontaminate the place before you move in and burn some sage, if that fails you might need an exorcist.
@compatriot852
@compatriot852 3 года назад
I heard they had an enclosed fungus farm
@MermaidMakes
@MermaidMakes 3 года назад
Yeah but they had to nail it shut
@gravijiga
@gravijiga 3 года назад
Something is really off about this Adobe inspired house. Maybe it’s the furniture or floor. Or those out of place looking columns. It’s just awkward
@LMAODOODZ
@LMAODOODZ 3 года назад
AHAHHAHAAHAHHAA are her parents really selling?! This is working. Good job guys!
@earlye5011
@earlye5011 2 года назад
My god you should be a real estate agent as you could make millions as you already made me like the house with the way you spoke of it in such detail!
@SallowDawn
@SallowDawn 2 года назад
Why thank you!
@sideshowratt
@sideshowratt 3 года назад
So much beige, jeez. The "living room" looks like a fancy hotel lobby.
@ozzy7609
@ozzy7609 2 года назад
ayyyy I have the same appliances
@SallowDawn
@SallowDawn 2 года назад
- rich gentleman
@HamCubes
@HamCubes 3 года назад
Bravo! 👌
@SallowDawn
@SallowDawn 3 года назад
For anyone curious, here's the actual official video ad for the Janke property: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-eZ2CyoeGfzY.html
@Pananoz
@Pananoz 3 года назад
This shit looks like a minecraft desert village
@dhhd5357
@dhhd5357 3 года назад
We're getting so many interior showings for the nice houses formerly owned by infamous internet stars, recently. First Spoony, now Portabella
@andreicrisan5526
@andreicrisan5526 3 года назад
Based on the stuff I've heard online about Isabella and her family, I'm sort of impressed by how unimpressive this mansion is; I mean, it's nice, I guess, but it's nothing earthshattering, plus it's located in the middle of a desert for f-ck's sake.
@smarthangersnewzealandlimi3428
This is sooo gd
@hierok.5125
@hierok.5125 3 года назад
Ah yes. Casa de loco. Where the fungus glows.
@Ambruu
@Ambruu 3 года назад
they must have gone trough some super sanitization if a ''potential'' customer visits. otherwise the stink fungus and death of animals wouldve stained the smell to be there lingering forever.
@wdfghjkl
@wdfghjkl 3 года назад
Ram Ranch can be a reality.
@Little_Croissant
@Little_Croissant 3 года назад
Dang. What a gorgeous home.
@Little_Croissant
@Little_Croissant 3 года назад
Yt shadow deleting my comments lol. Their daughter is the lowest of the low, doesn't change the fact that this is a gorgeous piece of property that anyone would love to own.
@electronicsupersonic402
@electronicsupersonic402 3 года назад
Yeah, the house looks good. Just because it's associated with Portabella people are sending unnecessary hate to a damn house
@ChucksSEADnDEAD
@ChucksSEADnDEAD 3 года назад
@@DeltaPi314 You're right, it's overpriced and ugly. Looks like a Mexican governor's house in a movie set in the 1880s. The garden walls make me feel like I clicked a video of combat footage from Afghanistan by mistake.
@Little_Croissant
@Little_Croissant 3 года назад
@@electronicsupersonic402 agreed
@DearLilBunBun
@DearLilBunBun 3 года назад
@@electronicsupersonic402 It's just not a good house man. Also it's incredibly over priced. I live in a 3500+ sqft house, on 10 acres of land, with an in-ground pool, a 3 car carport, a 3 car garage, and like 4 sheds. This house is less than $1m and is less than an hour away from Atlanta. (Also, that house literally looks like a compound in a top down view. It's just ugly.)
@NeedsVerification
@NeedsVerification 3 года назад
Someone needs to buy it, and then plaster the walls with Bella's face, text interactions, and discord screenshots + install an intercom & some random flat-screen Tv's that can play the internets favourite fungal growths excited phonecall, interviews, and waterboarding videos.
@emablossom7259
@emablossom7259 3 года назад
turn it into ILJ museum
@NeedsVerification
@NeedsVerification 3 года назад
@@emablossom7259 that's the idea yeah lmaooo
@Lio_Convoy
@Lio_Convoy 3 года назад
Sorry, can’t afford millions; will you take $3 and a once-over with a pressure washer?
@Mepawnz85
@Mepawnz85 3 года назад
That's some offer.
@reapthewhirlwind6915
@reapthewhirlwind6915 3 года назад
Looks like the house from Dog Tooth
@julianreese7365
@julianreese7365 3 года назад
Lmfaooooooo
@iamjustapudgiebudgie3137
@iamjustapudgiebudgie3137 3 года назад
does open house come with a complimentary hamster?
@bena2591
@bena2591 3 года назад
yeah - but only as a snack
@TerryDavisSalamancaJr
@TerryDavisSalamancaJr 3 года назад
Which one y'all is going to open house?
@alpha434
@alpha434 3 года назад
Where is the altar to Nurgle?
@DodongoManoof
@DodongoManoof 3 года назад
I have an indelible faecal smell, too!
@SallowDawn
@SallowDawn 3 года назад
That ain't good chief
@Naruxos07
@Naruxos07 3 года назад
Only $2 million? What a steal!
@ohaidenny9852
@ohaidenny9852 3 года назад
Cold in the desert
@HoodHussler
@HoodHussler 3 года назад
Can the bathtub hold a 450 pound conman from Conway? Shoutouts Lummox and all the hired hoodlums in the chat
@SallowDawn
@SallowDawn 3 года назад
I thought about putting the WoR bathtub pic in there, but he doesn't deserve that lol
@notfunnydidntlaugh8621
@notfunnydidntlaugh8621 3 года назад
What a dull and boring place. The land is probably worth more!
@notfunnydidntlaugh8621
@notfunnydidntlaugh8621 3 года назад
@@DeltaPi314 you've got a point, delta pi
@wingit7602
@wingit7602 3 года назад
you couldn even make a small farm there. Whats the point of worrying about the world ending when you cant do that. What are they going to do? call amazon?
@pieterwillembotha6719
@pieterwillembotha6719 3 года назад
"Burns as much water as a Rhodesian Warlord" What did he mean by this?
@TheMinuteman
@TheMinuteman 3 года назад
No lie...it looks nice.
@septixskeptix1107
@septixskeptix1107 3 года назад
Only 2 million? Damn, where I live that 2 million dollars will get you a slightly larger than average home and a back yard.
@wingit7602
@wingit7602 3 года назад
its out in the middle of nowhere. I say we just run out there and just throw a house party. No police will be able to find it.
@j.j.714
@j.j.714 3 года назад
Money really doesn’t buy sanity huh
@JKSmith-qs2ii
@JKSmith-qs2ii 3 года назад
It always sounds so bitter, yeah it's a nice house. I would love to live 5 acres from my neighbours.
@SallowDawn
@SallowDawn 3 года назад
It is a house anyone would be happy to live in for the right price. The point of this video is lampooning the fact that Isabella claims to come from impoverished circumstances.
@ZagoNeko
@ZagoNeko 3 года назад
No matter how clean it looks, I'm sure it still smells like cat feces and foot fungi.
@wingit7602
@wingit7602 3 года назад
who the hell wants to live there?
@marxthenoob7085
@marxthenoob7085 3 года назад
Not gonna lie that house is pretty dope.
@seventysue8090
@seventysue8090 3 года назад
Burn some sage. Little Hampster ghost all in that place
@jenzuiderveen7601
@jenzuiderveen7601 3 года назад
Oh no not ghost hamsters 😕that's so depressing
@Hi_im_frog
@Hi_im_frog 3 года назад
i'd rather move to the non-existent surface of jupiter thanks
@adavis3215
@adavis3215 3 года назад
Money can’t buy class apparently.
@xinamoira274
@xinamoira274 3 года назад
Has she been disowned? Lol
@Heshery
@Heshery 3 года назад
l0l
@la-ki5wd
@la-ki5wd 3 года назад
I think this video (particularly, showing their house and boasting that they're selling it now to likely hide from people...) is many steps too far. I feel like people are trying to make their family turn insane, when enough damage has been done to this family already. For me I think it's depressing and I hope that this family is able to find some peace and receives massive therapy.
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