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Комментарии : 10 тыс.

@chickadee4316 3 года назад

"Alright, so you went to a cult..." "This man's a highway shitter"

@artemtsarevskiy2785 3 года назад

interesting religion. Do you happen to have any literature on your doctrinal beliefs?

@nikacaropreso9518 3 года назад

The two most disturbing quotes so far

@bobbobert9379 3 года назад

"I don't conceal, I JUST CARRY"

@Ilikebunnies-metoo 3 года назад

@@bobbobert9379 yeah man, it's like a Pack n Play up in this bitch

@sushilord7154 3 года назад

“Ohhhhhhh, go Mr. Reeves”

@JecIsBec 3 года назад

Temmie confused about why she's being interrogated for crimes she thought were way in the past: 👁️👄👁️

@shaynguyen836 3 года назад

I would've surprised if she commited a few war crimes in her lifetime

@shaynguyen836 3 года назад

Wouldn't *

@Proger-sj8cj 3 года назад

*Temmie's brain : Wolf wolf wolf ??????*

@maximkhokhlov2209 3 года назад

She was just following orders.........

@seaBBB 3 года назад

i have emailed the hague outlining temmie's crimes during war time

@ounobaga1829 2 года назад

Scarra loses: "I'm gonna fucking be a liar now" Scarra, 7 months later: *demolishes everyone at 2 truths, 1 lie*

@storyteller3036 2 года назад

RIIIGGGHHTTTT!?! like i just saw that one and dang he kept his word LOL

@jayeshmange2952 Год назад

Scarra man swept the fuckin floor man

@captainbirch2.079 Год назад

He went through a Shonen training arc

@QuiGonJoe Год назад

he learnt how to lie better at the 4 largest hospitals in shanghai

@Lkat. Год назад

He was practicing

@harryfieldson 3 года назад

I love literally every sponsored segment Michael has ever done, just sees how close he can get to roasting the fuck out of them and they seem to always take it well

@stovetown4547 2 года назад

have you seen his video for The Boys: Season 2? The video was him making a laser baby, and he just fucked with them the whole time

@kanyewestlover91169 2 года назад

Watch him do a gross warning

@umloucobr4980 2 года назад

@@kanyewestlover91169I remember that one, he is so good, hahahahaha, LMAO.

@zf5656 Год назад

“Honey said my viewers already saved $400k by using their product, unless they lied to me.” 😂😂

@Putra-hw1pb 3 года назад

Michael: "idiot, Malaysia is not real" Literally every Malaysian: *having an existential crisis*

@gluesniffersunite4719 3 года назад

“Literally all Malaysians” or “Literally every Malaysian.” Don’t make my submit you to YGs

@Putra-hw1pb 3 года назад

@@gluesniffersunite4719 ok, captain grammar Chill

@gluesniffersunite4719 3 года назад

@@Putra-hw1pb lol I was making a joke by threatening you, saying I was gonna put you on YGS

@KasumaSM 3 года назад

But seriously as a malaysian i feel very hurt but it was expected

@gluesniffersunite4719 3 года назад

@@KasumaSM k.

@hadifarfa1284 3 года назад

Malaysian citizen here, can confirm Malaysia isn't real.

@CatIsACatz 3 года назад

LMAO

@omayeer 3 года назад

Same lmfao

@unaaa3446 3 года назад

Hello fellow Bunian

@teraform2404 3 года назад

Yep we are all just a made up country

@arikakarin2323 3 года назад

I'm Indonesian.. can I say I agree 👽👽

@gbjgt 3 года назад

China: Taiwan is not a country. Michael: Malaysia is not a country.

@faust507 2 года назад

China: Taiwan isnt a country Taiwan: Mongolia isnt a country Michael: Malaysia isnt a country

@TyyTheFlyGuy 2 года назад

Taiwan numba 1

@mrWand. 2 года назад

Delete your comment before China deletes you

@JuicyxJosh 2 года назад

Is Malaysia really not a real country tho?

@addamkam8322 2 года назад

@@JuicyxJosh if Malaysia is not a country I wouldn't be exist and typing this comment god damnit.

@senatorarmstrong8960 2 года назад

“Malaysia is not a country” “Top 10 people that science is afraid to diss”

@latterarchie 3 года назад

“The sex crimes unit is going to get you” “We know the attack was racially motivated” -Michael Reeves talking to a dog

@hollownite6859 3 года назад

Wow you get the joke?

@latterarchie 3 года назад

hollowknight no not really I just thought it was funny

@hollownite6859 3 года назад

@@latterarchie woooosh

@mintdoughnut5573 3 года назад

@@hollownite6859 wow you're so funny and cool for wooshing someone who was commenting on a joke please stfu

@latterarchie 3 года назад

hollowknight it’s not like i got baited into missing the joke. I commented something I thought was funny which obviously had a double meaning. It’s really not a woooosh

@Dendoi_ 3 года назад

"Idiot, Malaysia is not real" "Michael is correct" I see Michael and Toast carrying OfflineTV with their bromance comedy in 5 years

@haroerhaktak2613 3 года назад

inb4 we find out michael doesn't exist and he's actually just a robot invented to spice things up.

@YamatoesOden 3 года назад

I mean, I am seeing that already tbh

@fork638 3 года назад

@@haroerhaktak2613 Bullshit the offline tv members are the robots Mykull planned this the moment he made the lazer that points to your eyes where ever you are

@nevergonnafindme5778 3 года назад

Me, a Malaysian: *Panic*

@seanng448 3 года назад

As a Malaysian its in the constitution stating that u cannot hold any citizen ship except for Malaysia, in order to hold another citizenship u have to drop the Malaysian citizenship.

@syncentral9770 3 года назад

“You don’t think lilypichu acted out in emotional anger” is probably the most rhetorical and smartass question I’ve ever heard come out of toast’s mouth XD god I love toast

@ivanarcheous4731 2 года назад

"I almost died while attending an event in Kjiv, Ukraine" Scarra's ahead of his time, man...

@chinguunerdenebadrakh7022 11 месяцев назад

Lily also ahead with her propaganda drawing a Russian taxi for Kyiv. /s

@zargonat2484 3 года назад

“I don’t conceal, I Just CARRY” - Micheal Reeeeves 46 year old dad to his wife

@thorndavies397 3 года назад

Lol 😂

@bloom-snipez1040 3 года назад

I wanna see a vid of otv shooting guns. That would be a banger. I just realized the fucking pun

@0_- 3 года назад

@@bloom-snipez1040 what's the pun? i don't get the joke

@sangpham8325 3 года назад

WaterBoyz1140 Gun go bang

@thea.7763 3 года назад

Wise words

@artemtsarevskiy2785 3 года назад

Michael: Gives a presentation to the NSA Also Michael: *Malaysia is not real*

@liamoliver5848 3 года назад

He blew up Malaysia

@anissyahidahrostam3008 3 года назад

Im totally speechless on that

@dannieldex8879 3 года назад

Im wondering, if Malaysia is not real then where m i right now???

@adamharris5398 3 года назад

@@dannieldex8879 Malaysia is a planet from now on

@sitisalwavlog3624 3 года назад

@@adamharris5398 hahaha now we've been a planet

@shawnseq 2 года назад

michael: i've kissed someone of the same gender toast: i'm just gonna write gay

@izumi1499 3 года назад

It's so weird hearing Scarra say "among us" at the end and Michael not absolutely losing his shit

@lopesikan7801 3 года назад

Michael: "Malaysia's not real" Malaysians :"understandable have a good day " Edit : it's a joke don't be so burthurt about it OMG

@wisyelement 3 года назад

Ey ey

@MartinLeong25 3 года назад

*not exists*

@lopesikan7801 3 года назад

*sad Malaysian noises*

@kadenchilds830 3 года назад

POGCHAMP

@JaminO_dayo 3 года назад

Peeposad

@marcosauro1849 3 года назад

Poor temmie man, she knows she's guilty but can't speak

@lilacecatFTW 3 года назад

She nodded tho so it was her.

@stardust-km9pl 3 года назад

She can only bork Mad respects to her 😔✊

@hakoomloli7027 3 года назад

Marco Hernandez temmie is a girl?

@stardust-km9pl 3 года назад

@@hakoomloli7027 urr yes. You don't watch lily's vlogs?

@marcosauro1849 3 года назад

@@hakoomloli7027 ye

@theknightikins9397 2 года назад

Scarra: There’s gun Laws! Michael Based: I DONT CONCEAL! I JUST CARRY!

@Dr_Monitor 2 года назад

10:52 "Idiot, Malaysia's not a country" had me laughing harder than I should have been.

@randomstranger7139 2 года назад

BRUUH

@river7591 2 года назад

Malaysia is the Illuminatti headquarters, they simply show a hologram to make people believe it exists

@aghilvarman493 2 года назад

@@river7591 as a malaysian i agree

@aghilvarman493 2 года назад

@@river7591 yea just press alt f4

@aghilvarman493 2 года назад

@@river7591 you past the test ....you may join the malaysian illuminati headquaters

@delix912 3 года назад

Michael: "I have kissed someone of the the same gender" Toast: "I'm just gonna write gay" Dude that made me laugh so hard🤣😂

@sodasalad7705 3 года назад

Had to hold that in since it was midnight for me

@julienewton6108 3 года назад

@@sodasalad7705 what???????????

@sodasalad7705 3 года назад

@@julienewton6108 has to hold in laughter so I didn’t get yelled at by parents

@julienewton6108 3 года назад

@@sodasalad7705 ok

@jameserikku8618 3 года назад

Eeerdnu

@shermaderma2803 3 года назад

I appreciate that not a single question was made about Michael kissing a guy

@sharko3211 3 года назад

I’m fairly certain they’ve seen him do it cuz he did it twice infront of Scarra and Lily on stream (Pocky thing with Fed)

@lukenewton6187 3 года назад

I mean isn't it expected at this point? Its Michael he's literally a crackhead

@colemoore5007 3 года назад

They all just knew

@user-kd8ci1vx8s 3 года назад

@@lukenewton6187 idk abt relating it with crackhead energy tho

@danycassama7556 3 года назад

Lmao

@-RandomPlayer56- 3 года назад

"I DON'T CONCEAL, I JUST CARRY" one of the best one-liners I have ever heard

@sirpretzels598 3 года назад

Pewdiepie: I pooped on the shower. Toast: Pathetic.

@TheBeings 3 года назад

“I don’t conceal I just carry” - LA’s local crackhead

@jujubinks5563 3 года назад

Your profile matches your comment so well 👌

@jet1807 3 года назад

one of many la crackheads

@fraserwest1168 3 года назад

I couldn’t stop laughing at that

@cringeaholic4082 3 года назад

That made me laugh more that it should have

@milktea2755 3 года назад

Can someone explain why this is funny? I’m genuinely curious, I don’t think I get it 😅

@jerome8876 3 года назад

Scarra: "I almost died in Ukraine." Lily: draws 'Russian Taxi'

@DecisionsRQuestionable 3 года назад

Russsiaa

@kendrei 3 года назад

Ra ra rasputin

@hel2727 3 года назад

maybe it's because a lot of people in ukraine speak russian. (not on the west)

@alxxsv 3 года назад

They’re all the same anyways

@Brams2777 3 года назад

@@alxxsv Oh you mean like asians?

@b4tty 2 года назад

6:39 michael is such a programming nerd

@LunaMapping_KR 2 года назад

Michael making fun of the sponsor and reading it in a sarcastic voice is honestly so funny, wonder what the sponsors thought about it

@imbored.2228 3 года назад

"Malaysia's not real!" Me who's actually a Malaysian: Maybe i AM non-existant.

@snowflex934 3 года назад

Maybe we're bunian

@user-em3uw2sm7d 3 года назад

I guess we are just a place who got colonised by UK and Japan

@marleenvalster5930 3 года назад

10:53

@krystenfoh6380 3 года назад

Noo why am I disappearing AHHHHhhhhhhhh.............

@mirasfingerbandages 3 года назад

exist'nt

@bingoccolon 3 года назад

i love how there was no deliberation on michael kissing a guy, just a fact of life

@gokuforhiresooon6301 3 года назад

It's probably about him and fed playing the pocky game on lily's stream so I guess they cut that out to avoid mentioning the drama.

@audreyodonnell166 3 года назад

Yeah our they’ve already heard the story

@iguana463 2 года назад

He kissed scarra and fed but honestly hes probably talking about a different time

@nope6729 2 года назад

If its on the cheeks i can see that

@idiotissostupid 2 года назад

@fahmir7429 3 года назад

I just realized after rewatching offlinetv's videos for so many times that Michael's almost in every thumbnail of the video

@iancalderon7356 2 года назад

"kids are awful" All of Michaels fan : We've been betrayed

@aeilsxo 3 года назад

The fact that Michael said Malaysia isn’t real and nobody questioned him 😂😂

@mellow9396 3 года назад

time stamp?

@dontbitelemons 3 года назад

@@mellow9396 10:52

@simplename6680 3 года назад

I cant believe Michael said that.. 😓

@Froggers. 3 года назад

@@simplename6680 l cant believe you dont understand sarcasm..

@simplename6680 3 года назад

@@Froggers. I Cant believe how stupid you reply my comment :)

@kima7115 3 года назад

Scarra is probably the most honest man because his key word.... *"HONESTLY"*

@pogfection787 3 года назад

Honestly... honestly... honestly... honestly! Honestly, honestly, honestly.

@catnam 3 года назад

William Honest Lee

@xin_ash9398 3 года назад

😂😂😂

@radicalfan8743 3 года назад

I read that with his voice

@sebiJUCARUL 3 года назад

Honestly true

@Qwerty36588 2 года назад

Bruh when Toast starts laughing I honestly can't help myself and start laughing as well.

@user-bm4nc4yu3s 3 года назад

Love Michael laughing at the script he was given for the AFK Arena sponsorship.

@smileyguts6965 2 года назад

IKR 🤣😆🤣😆

@sivebisognin7213 3 года назад

Michael's dad being much older than than his filipino wife is the most filipino thing ever

@veanne 3 года назад

i- wait he’s filipino?!

@alapi6180 3 года назад

@@veanne his mom is, dad is white

@jjsbxksd 3 года назад

@@veanne always been

@iiiflames1026 3 года назад

That makes sense

@MrBored-zm9ww 2 года назад

So true

@DulcetCatharsis 3 года назад

"I don't conceal, I just carry" - Michael Reeves, 2020

@marvinhammond3112 3 года назад

Gold

@lolohehe5621 3 года назад

wait wtf 420 likes just 1 comment???? 2 comment take it or leave it

@danthepaninimanbreadboy9253 3 года назад

Comedy Gold

@ZT_Performance 2 года назад

I was dying He kills me

@Northwood420 2 года назад

Michael: Malaysia is not really Malaysian: are we a joke to you

@cloroxbleach602 2 года назад

yes

@kctjdramapalace 2 года назад

10:40 “he definitely shitted on the highway 😂”

@bulldozer8950 3 года назад

"kids are awful" -micheal, a 12 year old

@ashhillier8381 3 года назад

301 bitch

@moe-gs1dc 3 года назад

@@ashhillier8381 ？？？

@ashhillier8381 3 года назад

@@moe-gs1dc figure it out

@jadeabdurashi2541 3 года назад

What?

@leeyodizon4167 3 года назад

@@ashhillier8381 wha??

@SladePate 3 года назад

I love that no one even questioned Michael’s fact about kissing a guy. Edit: I don’t watch Poki’s stream so No I haven’t seen him kiss fed

@teodoradomnisoru1957 3 года назад

let's remember the poki video =)))

@yabinoe1080 3 года назад

Thats good ol michael

@mayday2947 3 года назад

What, you haven’t?

@angelp2092 3 года назад

its not gay if u wear socks

@kokiko49 3 года назад

i mean it literally happened on stream with fed

@BigSlimeRecords 2 года назад

Michaels quote at the end is absolute god level “I don’t conceal I just carry” as he shoots scarra

@deassassinwolf1156 2 года назад

12:09 toast said exactly what I was thinking 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@realnegajpeg9935 3 года назад

I like how Malaysians are trying their best to not be toxic in the comments

@silverchong4710 3 года назад

Keeping in the hates XD

@St_Banian 3 года назад

Nah I like to think we’re used to the jokes by now. Unless..?

@bysh9077 3 года назад

I RELATE SO MUCH TO THISSS

@hana-qj1zb 3 года назад

its getting hard but we can do it 😭

@khairulajwad3626 3 года назад

if this thing go to facebook, it definitely go to news after this

@Jonahthehawk 3 года назад

"This man is a highway shitter" wise scarra spreading some wisdom around

@NyikaWachira 2 года назад

"my father is 70 years old" otv: LMFAO

@CidTheNadie 2 года назад

Amazing how Micheal manages to advertise a product without actually advertising it

@derekq8790 3 года назад

“Kids are awful” -Michael, the child of OTV

@whitewolf8051 3 года назад

Derek Q the kids say younger kids suck because they do

@schr1ft427 3 года назад

And he isnt wrong

@byrontheusurper6505 3 года назад

It's ok because he's together with the other child

@whitewolf8051 3 года назад

@@byrontheusurper6505 no, lily is the boomer

@byrontheusurper6505 3 года назад

@@whitewolf8051 le boomerchild

@epic_skilzz 3 года назад

Toast: "I'm just gonna write gay" Idk why that cracked me up, but it did.

@nicksmotherman6699 3 года назад

I like that not a single one of them doubted it too lmao

@isidoraavila791 3 года назад

@@nicksmotherman6699 hahaha exactly no one question it

@aztenefrega 2 года назад

"I almost die traveling to an event in Ukraine" That one didn't age quite so well

@itsmefisher2012 2 года назад

"We know it was you." Temmie: **nods**

@shinigamisecret 3 года назад

I like how Micheal was literally laughing at the sponsorship while he was doing it and they still green-lit it and allowed them to use that one instead of asking them to redo it.

@noesunyoutuber7680 3 года назад

He's laughing at the schadenfreude of what he's saying more so than the sponsor, so they let him go. I'm more surprised the silly voice wasn't interpreted as mocking. Edit: I kinda forgot the extended part where he makes fun of them for putting Ezio in the game.

@YuSooKey 3 года назад

@@noesunyoutuber7680 Desperate sponsors that need the exposure.

@mrtibbls2663 3 года назад

Mykkul makes everything better, Even boring sponsor messages

@ZetaVec 3 года назад

That’s the only reason why I watch offline tv had no idea who they were til he joined them

@MrSnoopPUG 3 года назад

Surprisingly didn't skip it

@noonegaming8685 3 года назад

MindlessAero I didn’t know who they were till toast joined

@cait2123 3 года назад

true i didnt skip it too

@arrowsnow9646 3 года назад

Together with toast

@rubenthoresen6982 3 года назад

RU-vidr: "I almost died!" What happened: "We got dropped off at the wrong place, but then got a ride to the correct place."

@theaverageman644 2 года назад

11:13 pokimane: what a bunch of liars **As she's winning the lying game**

@edwardsoh6503 3 года назад

Michael: "Malaysia's not a country" All the Malaysian viewers: cries in teh tarik

@monsieurjacques2685 3 года назад

ME LITERALLY HAHAHAHAHAHA

@tejeshwarnair1500 3 года назад

I'm malaysian *CRIES IN HARI RAYA PUASA *

@user-il5vg3zb4o 3 года назад

Wipes tears with roti canai

@user-rp5ky6tk1w 3 года назад

Died while watching this video eating maggi mee

@9051team 3 года назад

I sigh while dipping on my milo ice....

@franciscomarques1963 3 года назад

Don't forget the lie detector. "Do you do crack?" "yES oF cOURSE!"

@idiomatic444 3 года назад

*"true"*

@banana_pancake7171 3 года назад

Man I love the crackhead.

@neovo903 3 года назад

777th like

@arthas8569 3 года назад

14:50 The Doom Music Is Fucking Kicking In Lets Go.

@jbe3081 2 года назад

Michael: "8 trigrams 100 palms" that made me laugh so much

@chensito3314 3 года назад

When Temmie was being interrogated... *I felt that...*

@taxevasionpokemon 3 года назад

Scarra: "its a private school" Michael: "hmm ok so u went to a cult..."

@Momo-bu3le 3 года назад

As someone who currently goes to a private school, it’s honestly just a good education and more opportun- yeah who am I kidding it’s a huge fucking cult

@kbyebleha2978 3 года назад

I mean thats the whole niche of private schools

@everettmcclung2063 3 года назад

no he said it was a cult because scarra said it was called the village

@abyssalgaming9994 3 года назад

*I t ' s a c u l t.*

@taxevasionpokemon 3 года назад

@@everettmcclung2063 cult .-.

@KingJavv_editz 3 года назад

2:53 Michael: Okay....so you went to a cult That made me laugh so hard

@kyleking3839 3 года назад

I like how they casually just brushed it off

@KingJavv_editz 3 года назад

@@kyleking3839 I know right

@ifukedurmomlul7712 3 года назад

I can't laugh bc it literally 5:04 am

@KingJavv_editz 3 года назад

@@ifukedurmomlul7712 it’s 7:06 a.m where I live

@cursedemperor9600 3 года назад

@@KingJavv_editz 11:06 didn’t sleep 😖 (i want to die 😒)

@saintrexhardt8950 3 года назад

Scarra: There are gun laws here. Micheal: I DON'T CONCEAL, JUST CARRY!

@thefilipinogamertfg 3 года назад

America in a nutshell

@cwmd7651 2 года назад

4:06 Michael used programming syntax lol

@Csyafuso 3 года назад

Michael's ad was the only one I've listened through completely.

@ingifreisson1546 3 года назад

Damnnn truth

@omarwhiteman4151 3 года назад

True

@kaysai5319 3 года назад

s a m e

@qsoup4371 3 года назад

How tf did they allow OTV to use that as their ad tho

@x0uls 3 года назад

@@qsoup4371 cuz some companies doesn't want them to sound like a complete sellout and instead make it entertaining for them and for the viewers

@_mdrzky 3 года назад

Michael: "Idiot, Malaysia is not a country" Me: [sad Malaysian noises]

@MyCroWo 3 года назад

:3 Me Too~

@adamrafiq9602 3 года назад

sedih nat

@nemensis4776 3 года назад

@gabestewart8225 3 года назад

You cant make malaysian noises if it doesn't exsist

@ariefariefshamsuddin350 3 года назад

Kinda sad but i already knew michael was goin to say something toxic knowing him 😂😂

@laxmansaravanakumar8480 2 года назад

Scarra really meant it when he said, "I'm gonna fucking be a liar now". He got first in the most recent video, which was another Two Truths, One lie video.

@MackAttack-mu5co 2 года назад

7:00 you guys have no clue of how many weirdos out their you just fueled with that one sentence

@SgtIronbeak 3 года назад

"This is a shock pen!" *HOW THE TURN TABLES, REEVES.*

@lolypopytasty8387 3 года назад

Mesadeath C Cube English 100

@RiptideUrBadLol 3 года назад

@@lolypopytasty8387 have you not heard the "how the turn tables" meme? You reverse them for comedic effect. So he was flawless in his grammar however you are the one to be in the wrong.

@njemergencychaser5508 3 года назад

How the turns have tabled

@woodvick8780 3 года назад

“It’s obviously racially motivated we know that it’s obviously wearing you down the sex crimes division is gonna get you” -Michael Reeves

@germanfan6481 3 года назад

Okay Tom hanks

@falconloverlover9729 3 года назад

Temmie looked so sad doe

@justsomeplantcrusader1663 3 года назад

Falcon Lover Lover she’s regretting her crimes

@justaguy1304 3 года назад

Falcon Lover Lover she was thinking of where to hide their bodies

@arkraith4148 2 года назад

"I almost died traveling to an event in Ukraine" ... That did NOT age well

@Hanarchy23 2 года назад

I love that Michael feels human while doing an ad read

@theolerazzledazzle250 3 года назад

Michaels random outbursts are hilarious. “I don’t conceal, I just carry,” as he blasts away. I wish I could think of things like that on the fly.

@kabobawsome 3 года назад

You can! Comedy like that is a social skill, not a personality trait. I learnt to do it because it helped break tension in serious moment. And, as a skill, it requires practice. Whenever you see the opportunity, blurt something out. Whatever comes to mind. Gauge reaction, evaluate how you can improve, and move on. Keep doing that and it eventually just becomes second nature.

@Brofain 3 года назад

I left that pen on the table hoping someone would use it. I died of euphoria when fate brought me Michael.

@irfanhassan3783 3 года назад

Yoooo

@revemb4653 3 года назад

Lol he was drawn to its power

@zaphenathgarcia 3 года назад

Super Robot Mab pun intended? 😏

@AbdElWadoudIkhlef 3 года назад

really enjoying the new content! keep up the amazing work!

@AbdElWadoudIkhlef 3 года назад

the edit, the lighting, the cold intro! amazing!

@doge932 3 года назад

8:03 me: YES

@inchiga4466 3 года назад

Michael: I have kissed someone of the same gender Everyone: Understandable, have a great day

@galacticpotata8192 2 года назад

I mean there was literally multiple videos of Michael kissing fed

@inchiga4466 2 года назад

@@galacticpotata8192 didnt see them sadly

@galacticpotata8192 2 года назад

@@inchiga4466 the video with the pocky challenge you didn't see?

@stephenwitwick3926 2 года назад

"I was born in Taiwan." -100 Social Credit

@poojabharti2304 3 года назад

I literally choked hearing Toast narrating about Michael's parents. LMAO

@reignrevival2689 3 года назад

I love how they didn't even talk about Micheal kissing a dude 😂😂

@robertparsons2560 3 года назад

Let’s be real it’s Michael we can’t put anything past him 😂😂😂

@jamemhm 3 года назад

Most guys have kissed a dude

@theaverageman644 3 года назад

@@jamemhm *Said By James*

@Seamustreacy27 3 года назад

He accidentally kissed fed on stream

@gabrielistrash3510 3 года назад

True hahaha

@the86372 3 года назад

True to his name, William "Honest" Li has lost in a games of lies and deceit.

@GoldenMusashi 3 года назад

Did you think of that or is it already a thing, cause its briliant xD

@acraind7014 3 года назад

I see what you did there Honestly, that was a good one

@kiro_ciganina4225 3 года назад

@@GoldenMusashi its a thing cus he says honestly a lot

@GoldenMusashi 3 года назад

Kiro_Ciganina I know the honestly thing, but do people actually call him william “honest” li, as in william honestly?

@yessirskiii290 3 года назад

"Michael you know her" Michael: 6:29

@finalskater 2 года назад

11:20 you can see how much more comfortable toast feels after talking about himself with these guys. :)

@ChazFoulstone 3 года назад

"Why do you have a Malaysian Citizenship" Toast, visibly betrayed: 12 YEARS GUYS WTF

@Dendoi_ 3 года назад

But remember, Malaysa doesn't exist

@Fe-desu 3 года назад

Woah

@Fe-desu 3 года назад

I'm from malaysia

@AshAk88 3 года назад

@@Fe-desu no you're not

@brandonpersaud5634 3 года назад

@@Fe-desu imposter

@bingbop4982 3 года назад

Michael: "Malaysia is not real" Me: "Who am I, why do I exist, why am I here"

@ahhdee1115 3 года назад

same

@rel1129 3 года назад

Just to suffer

@bass2713 3 года назад

Guess my existential crisis comes early then

@frigid01 3 года назад

Australia also does not exist.

@vroom9393 3 года назад

Wyoming doesn't exist either

@masonadams9289 2 года назад

When they were interrogating the dog I was surprised Micheal didn’t slam the table and shout “28 STAB WOUNDS!”

@p3dr0_95 2 года назад

2:04 oh that one did not age so well

@johnathonreppert1243 2 года назад

No it did not

@xiaossimp6210 3 года назад

michael: idiot malaysia is not real! me who's living in malaysia: where am i- why am i here....where exactly is here. what is this place? am i real? 👁👄👁

@maximalsakerhet7930 3 года назад

I was like wtf is he saying lol Malaysia is real

@Surreal232 3 года назад

I live in Malaysia too

@xiaossimp6210 3 года назад

@@Surreal232 omg stay safe! the covid 19 cases are rising back up-

@the11thhour44 3 года назад

@@maximalsakerhet7930 did you just get r/whoosh-ed?

@yourbabushka3750 3 года назад

@@maximalsakerhet7930 no it isn't and neither are you

@diegoflores9267 3 года назад

"I pay $800 a month to be inside tour head." Ah Yes, those tier 3 member perks

@NekoWinters 3 года назад

Most underrated comment ever xD GG Diego!!!

@wayneyam1262 3 года назад

wait I don't get it.

@that1kid835 3 года назад

Lmao

@hec_3549 3 года назад

So their relationship contract is worth 9600$

@tiamovanrijsdam 3 года назад

his Patreon pays him enough, ur contributing for his robot dog lmao

@zekeybear5323 25 дней назад

I dont know how I came back to this video after 3 years but Lily's Dragon Nest story tickled my long term memory. She voiced "Lily" the little girl in the first cutscene of the game! "Help Me!" Lol.

@TheWigglerKing 11 месяцев назад

I absolutely love how they refer to Michael as “the final boss”

@personperson3022 3 года назад

“I DONT CONCEAL I JUST CARRY” Michael really does seem like the type of person to openly let there gun shine in front of everyone Edit: holy shit was I not expecting this to gain hundreds of likes thnx a lot

@idk_what_im_doing_please_ 3 года назад

Your not wrong

@hooptron9 3 года назад

@@idk_what_im_doing_please_ you're

@shroast6990 3 года назад

hoopin hmmm

@mazorizk 3 года назад

I dont get it. HALP, explain someone

@shroast6990 3 года назад

jackfrost777 in america, you have the right to carry a firearm, as long as you have it concealed. When he says he just carries, he means he shows his firearm in the light of day for everyone to see