Ok Fine, I'll Watch Classically Abby 

Cas Oh my god u right

I hate and love how correct this is

Omg, that totally happened to me before and you're completely right!!!

Blast those knee caps, so fucking accurate.

Every time I go to Tia's comment section, I end up learning smth I was utterly oblivious to in my closeted high school days lmfao. 😅 This explains so much!!

@@alexr2172 *"Be yourself but the way I want you to be"

"So can I wear flannel shirts and sweatpants" "Lol nope"

Be yourself, but in the inside. On the outside you gotta follow these rules...

But... but... the shorts are the masculine twist!

express yourself so we can judge you more efficiently

I'm neither of those. Does that make me nb?

Here I am, nonbinary again

@@nownow3089 maybe non-trinary

and cryptids and scp's

thats me. AOT fan....

God bless the janitors.

The janitors and bus drivers are unsung heroes

That man could whistle like a god 😙🎶

The janitor is the only reason I didn't die of exposure when waiting for my parents after school events. He'd unlock the doors to let me wait in the warm building. That man was a legend.

@@kartana16 what a great guy

abdkhskabakaba

Their cousin Mara Wilson is really cool though. She hates that part of her family

@@hellformichelle I genuinely forgot that Mara Wilson is unfortunately related to them.

lmfao ikr what is even coming out as a conservative

@@ela5058 I guess until then, they were afraid to admit that they can't handle change?

I don't understand how anyone could be mad about that. I mean Harry killed it. They're all just hiding how much they want him to do it again .

@@tarot1361 I don't think it looked especially _good,_ but I still can't get how some people are so upset about it either. A magazine had a man in a dress on the cover?? It's not an existential threat to Society my pals, it's publicity.

And neither do I it's just an opinoin lmao

@@quietopinion9637 yeah thats cool. If I'm being honest I was kinda being a bit overdramatic when I said that. But I still think he looked great.

Honestly, I think she's just jealous because Harry pulled it off better than she ever could.

JUST ONE OMG U TREND SETTER

@@ella3764 i kNoW riGhT

@@red_bean5816 yess 😌

Oh my god! Are you sure you’re not a guy??

OmG yOu'Re nOt Like otHeR gIrLs sO EmPowErIng

Gay Apocalyptic pirate is also a look.

i admire your style

I want chlothes like yours

I am dressed like the vengeful spirt of a young girl who was murdered in a 80s family resterant, who keeps her killer in his own personal hell, a neverending nighmare of his regrets and mistakes while he rots in hospital unable to die.

You know what they say, “dress for the job you want”

Yeah, right? Or clothes that you can actually sit down in, or not super tight, to do some outregous stuff, like work on a computer.

omg! scandalous! but nothing like my clothes with ~zippers~

@@angelagaviria6448 😱😱 woah dude that took it way yyyyy to far woah

@@angelagaviria6448 whoa. I’m sorry, we’re a *buttons only* clan here

The zipper and button demons are arising!

Woah woah woah, lets not get carried away here

DESTROYING lack of style with CLOTHES and ACCESSORIES

@@Jocaolinita you made me wheeze

That blouse better not have buttons. They add too much of a 😤masculine twist😤

...there's a button on those jeans. T o o m a s c u l i n e f o r y o u.

Underrated comment

If being you ain’t illegal in at least 15 countries, are you really living

I mean I'm pretty right leaning tho

Well in this country you are praised and admired for being gay. They throw parades for being gay. If you tell people your conservative in America you get called a bigoted, racist, horrible person 🙄

@@anc13ntoblivion64 nah, you get called those of you are, or if you support people that are. Parades are pretty and all but it’s just a coat of paint to avoid fixing real issues. I don’t think you’ve ever been stabbed for being conservative.

Right?! When I think of feminine with a masculine twist I think Villanelle from Killing Eve.

Ben Shapiro sounds like you sped up his voice times five because of the speed and the pitch

Does he do that himself or is it just how he is? Because I'd believe if he literally made it part of his personality for debate, it's part of the socratic method... talk so fast and say so much that your opponent gets flustered or whatever.

@@Nickodemo1st no he speaks so fast so that it makes him sound smart

@@emma-di5ly Ben shapiro sounds like a 1920s detective mAh, see

@@Nickodemo1st Undoubtedly it's purposeful, when he isn't doing that his arguments are literally like "Climate change causes your house to flood? Just sell it bro 4Head problem solved" (that actually was a point he made once) so when he talks fast and throws 15 arguments like that out it doesn't matter if they're good, his audience will think he won because the other person can only, at best, respond to 1 or 2, if any at all. It's gish galloping; throw as many arguments as you can at the opponent as quickly as possible so that, regardless of quality, it looks like they can't even respond or don't have a counter-argument. It only really "works" (in the sense that it lets you act like you won, not that it's actually a logical, good-faith debate tactic) on young, unprepared college students, which is why that's the only demographic Ben Shapiro is willing to "debate."

Velvet, that’s all that’s necessary :P

why did i read that as gay mexican 😭

I have three modes of dressing. 1 where I get mistaken for the manager in a place I don't work at. 2 average t/jeans everyday 3 absolute goblin. I live in the treees and cuddle the moss with my handful of beeees. There is no in between.

Gay magician.....HISOKA??!!

The oversized hoodie is the supreme clothing choice! It doesn't embarrass me, it doesn't get me bullies, and it doesn't make me dysphoric. It's a win-win-win!

you're a G LMAOO

How did it Go?

HAHDBSBD

i think they died....

HEY TELL US WHAT HAPPENED

I once knew someone who uploaded a video on national coming out day. They “came out” as the reincarnation of some biblical figure or smth (I am very not Christian lol). That was the most insulting thing I’ve ever seen a straight person do, ESPECIALLY on national coming out day. Some people are just insane. This isn’t a dig at straight people, just a dig at a bad person in general.

The sassy way she came out in the video reminded me of a millennial musical 😭. I was half expecting her to burst into song and dance 💃😭

because swag doesn’t care about your feelings

*gay wizard

*with facts and logic

I agree except for the word "lesbian". I would instead use "gay magician".

found the tumblr user

That´s ... true....

That’s exactly it

Cry more

@@quietopinion9637 I think I will thank you very much

Wow ya

THAT ISN'T EVEN CLOSE TO TRUE??? Buttons on the right are for left-handed people and oj the left are for right-handed people????

​@@adelefurness4021 It's actually an interesting and baffling history. Nobody is exactly sure why it happened, but the phenomenon became common in the 1800s Europe. Most scholars seem to think it was a combination of A) making sure clothing was visually distinct between men and women, whose dress was becoming closer in style than previous generations, and B) being inefficient and unproductive was a way for the wealthy to flex on the poors, and having elaborate dress that required assistance from servants/maids is a way to visually flex your wealth. In other words, a bunch of bougie bullshit that we gotta throw in the trash.

@@NinjaDoilyn Eat the rich and their bougie button-ups

@@adelefurness4021 Nooo! I like my button ups :( eat the rich but keep their clothes, that shit is nice sometimes.

@@NinjaDoilyn okay fine we can keep their clothes. But only because you asked nicely

I love that Greece has one of the gayest histories.

@@nikkidevitz Back after Greece FINALLY legalised same-sex marriage (about damn time)

@@Random-sk6hm damn right!

Yesn't is the only thing that confuses me more than Abby

this is the most accurate comment I've seen so far

She even LOOKS like the word “yesn’t” somehow

Emma Isabelle SHE DOES THO

THIS IS SOOOOO TRUE 🤣🤣🤣

I just had flashbacks.... God fuck middle school and high school elective teachers Self absorbed, non funded, con artists.

PERIODTT

very much accurate

Both are hypocrites

i love your name/profile pic haha

A lot of her things are "You only had to say the first half of your sentence and people would be on your side".

My masculine twist is ✨💫theft💫✨

Don't forget the buttoned shirt

leather jacket

I've worn a skirt, as mostly the recent months, cause I can dress warmer underneath and my jeans don't fit anymore -too much chocolate probably... Anyway, my humorless full-on conservative female colleague says today: "Oh you're wearing a skirt?! Good for you!" excited. As this is something she truly cares about.

Your profile picture goes incredibly good with this 😂 but like, jimin goes good with everything, so...

Update: she also mentioned that it's hard to ride a bicycle wearing skirts and she CAN NOT wear trousers so that's a big problem. For the curious: she's not Hasidic/ orthodox/ fundementalist or anything 'cause she's divorced.

Basically it's better to have gay as a personality than Trump 2020 in any situation

Conservatives seem to have difficulty in understanding that being gay is a sexual orientation, not an identity. Sometimes stupid can't be helped, right?

As a right winged ftm AND pansexual person,, this comment is kinda right,, but not all right winged peopl are like this :)

@@queer-ios3155 imagine having a personality

@@Mutantcy1992 couldn't be me

pssst, pssst, some Jewish outside don't wanna claim her.

Cons think they have it so hard 🤡

Honestly be a conservative or a left leaning person, doesn't matter Just don't be extreme and radical in your beliefs because then it becomes a problem Also don't make politics a part of your personality?? That's what's wrong with ben Shapiro and classical Benjamin 2.0

@@Jay-bp1eh I don't think politics mattering enough to them to incorporate them into their presentation nor them being "too radical" on an imaginary scale of how extreme your beliefs can be before they become ridiculous is quite what's wrong with either of them... It's moreso the actual content of their beliefs (which'd be dispicable even if they only defended it "moderately", which honestly both of them mostly do) and the way in which their insistence on them is heavily carried by monetary interests, as well as a variety of other details.

The sassy way she came out in the video reminded me of a millennial musical . I was half expecting her to burst into song and dance

It is

very true

I wish i knew where she got it. I wsnt one for myself so bad !! 😤

i wholeheartedly agree. that’s why i clicked on the video

And the shirt is cool too

And, hypothetically, Ben Shapiro is actually a very talented drag queen

I mean she’s Ben’s sister soooooooooo

@@JOfnT Oh really? Have you ever seen Ben Shapiro and his supposed “sister” in the same room together? I think not. Checkmate

@@nbv6975 Well, I'm stumped!

Omg I'm scared

powermove.

A Properly accessorised ballgown I hope. Dramatic gloves and a matching mask are simply a must for this time of year. The fan is optional however.

Wouldn't be the first time I saw that at the tesco ngl

@Natasha With a tasteful amount of pearls or a Royal amount of pearls? They do symbolise one's superiority but can be seen as tacky if you wear them wrong.

Can you do the accent Queen Elizabeth has?

666 likes so i can't like

Tradwife thanos tradnos

Im wearing socks that look like im wearing sandals *I AM GOD*

Perfect way to describe her lmao

Just look at furry Hatsune Miku binder Thomas Jefferson

@@gliscorpropagandaaccount1764 why would you remind us of that tragedy

@@killanelle they gave me the opportunity

We all know the furries actually carry the world on their back

@@gliscorpropagandaaccount1764 should i look this up

Oh I thought it was going to be "he realized he wasn't appealing to his female fanbase so he made an Extremely Real Woman sockpuppet to sell his talking points"

@@cam4636 That too is very believable

FALSEHOOD! it’s all prerecorded before Ben Shapiro transitioned

Yeah and I'd say that Ben Shapiro is a younger clone of Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro seriously he looks alot like him!

As a gay trans woman, this is a bad joke. Like what's the punchline, "haha Ben is trans!" Like, please don't.

weeb or furry, doesn't matter. you drop and stop either way.

@@mr.powell8817 PLEASE I CANT

@@EthanMeatan Can't what?

smh don’t we all

Lol i thought no one catched that and i was like why is no one takling about This?? Lol

i need this quote as artwork

Poetry

I never knew 😲

This hits the nail on the head!

She body snatched her brother

Ben dat you? :O

r/rareinsults

Based

When I was 12-14 I watched so many stupid teenage Netflix rom-coms, I think they gave me anxiety and comphet /hj

They don't, actually. We dragged all of the shitty things out of the fifties, so now it's just the idealization.

The vintage fashion community is way too liberal, she can't be seen with them lmao

I love this head canon!!

Lmao how far back is she going for pants to be masculine? The twenties?

@@latedala07 And even in the twenties, they had the gentlewoman trend.

Elsa definitely not. 70s probably. When baby boomers (people born in the 50s and 60s) were growing up girls were still required to wear skirts or dresses to school.

Me, a pansexual trans woman: hmm, yes abby, tell me about how oppressed you are

Me, a closeted trans gay dude living in a homophobic household: ues Abby you are such an oppressed minority you’re so strong 😔👆

As a conservative Christian man, I find that people who lean right are often accused of behaving barbarically to LGBTQ people. I can confirm that this accusation is not true. We will leave you alone. If this is how you feel you need to live your life, I’m not gonna stop you.

@@buffaloben15golf88 never implied that but ok, my comment was about how difficult it is in general to come out as LGBT+ compared to "coming out" as conservative, and comparing the two is quite ridiculous lol Conservatives don't get lynched for just existing as themselves, to name one reason

@@buffaloben15golf88 conservatism 🤢

Going to her channel to comment that now

Let's make it a plague of just this on her channel

"Existing? In the modern day? I thought you were classic, Abby. I'm disappointed." *DAB*

@floofneko Good work lad

@@nickeynouse6093 nice job mate

I think it’s spelled Teya but I’m not sure 🤔

uuhh big mood lmao

I’ve literally never even heard of Classically Abby before now

@@vampirelibrarian777 SAME

@@vampirelibrarian777 lucky

agree

“I can’t believe people tell me they don’t like my opinions and don’t want to be my friend anymore when I tell them that I don’t think they should have any humans rights. And I’m doing stuff that will directly have a negative impact on their and others lives with no real upsides and it haven’t really anything to do with me or my life. OMG I can’t believe it. What have society gone to when you can’t talk about oppressing and discriminating people without people wanting you held accountable for your actions. Look how oppressed I am, I don’t get to oppress people or do hate crimes however much I like anymore.”

I dont think oppression has anything to do with first world political parties. I mean, in some places it's still literally illegal to belong to a diffrent party than the ruling one...I guess there are diffrent levels of oppression but still...

It really is

I think that oppression is different depending on where you go

SEID IHR DAS ESSEN? - NEIN, WIR SIND DIE JÄGER!

@@Hanfgurkenhasser thank you for that XD

**holding mikasa body pillow** you called?

SASAGEYO SASAGEYO SHINZOU WO SASAGEYO

That fact I’m a furry who likes Attack on Titan doe-

Me too good buddy!

Same, I didn’t even have to WATCH those ads to know that they would waste my time.

How do you report adds?

@@jacobnoelle8428 most ads have those little dots you can click on. It gives you the option to block or report them. Those will both ask you why you're doing so.

Yeah because all we want to see is of sinful nature that gratifies our dirty and dark souls. We need to repent immediately and turn to our creator and Lord Jesus Christ. I pray that you get saved.

“Noo!! The only people who don’t like what I think are the gays and PoC’!!!!!!” “I can’t even begin to think about the existence of another like minded individual who has the same orientation and role as me and NOT supporting my beliefs! Must be brainwashed!”

What do you expect when a huge portion of the population has been told and genuinely believe that liberals hate America.

@@cynthiajohnson-eaton3187 yeah. It's sad. I'm left-leaning, but I don't hate liberals or conservatives. I don't like some of their ideas or politicians, but I don't hate them.

@@sammygecko_ pretty much.

Finally, I can now come out of the shadows with my feminist wife and into "real America" 🎆🇺🇸🎇

What a mood

That’s what made me first believe they were siblings

Lol. She means more like if u dress trashy on the outside then at that time that will reflect who you are. I mean let’s be real, if you wear a bikini to a restaurant, does that not reflect how you portray yourself? Someone who’s not embarrassed easily and probably likes to break rules and such....I mean

@@leahgross8952 Yeh i’m sure she means that TOO but she means everything. If she simply meant the “appropriateness level” of clothing she wouldn’t be talking about women only wearing women’s clothes because if anything, masculine clothes provide more modest options than women’s clothes

@@molliehubble3886 yea foresure. Totally. I think she’s generalizing cuz she’s very religious and very traditional.

@@leahgross8952 literally no one has ever worn a bikini to a restaurant. They literally would not even let you on the premises

@@a-dogjordan4161 I’ve seen it before. But maybe that’s because I live near a beach. And I’ve seen it the other day in a grocery. But that’s still no excuse to wearing a bikini. Just goes to show the level of shame someone has bcz there are bound to be onlookers

@ Ms Keesha Patric Dress how I tell you you want to dress. 😂

when did she say that in the video?

@@skyandrews2613 she didn’t I’m saying she implied it what does it matter anyway

@plantyyy Plant Jesus it was a joke chill out it’s not that deep

@plantyyy Plant lmao

Isnt that why women's clothes have buttons on the opposite way to men's? Because women got dressed by a servant a while back and men dressed themselves? Lol maybe I'm getting confused 😅

"One sec gotta unbutton my shirt-" *Snap* "Damnit, I broke my delicate fragile fingers again!"

i couldn’t operate buttons until i was like 10..

@@rozziw5695 Nobody really knows how it started, but that's one of the more popular theories.

@@Anthropomorphic good to know I didn't completely misremember then!

Where did you read/learn that pants were used at all by the old Greeks?? Just curious

@@chocolatbownie35 They were not, they were barbarian clothes used by non-Greeks. If you couldn't tell, my comment was a playful rag on the people who like to adore "Western Civilization", "Traditional Values" and "Judeo-Christian Culture".

Didn't Greeks also accept homosexuality as long as you weren't the bottom? Cause being the bottom was effeminate?

Hannah Schmalfuss ya I’m pretty sure

The fun thing about western civilization is that it didn't exist. There was Celtic civilization, Greek civilization. Not much else.

"stay true to yourself as long as who you are is someone i personally approve of based on my nonsensical moral standards!"

"Exist within my boundaries"

Wear thigh high boots, it shows less leg

My ankles are my true self

Gotta love a girl's ankles

I now have to somewhat reclaim this statement since "you came for her kneecaps, corey" is an even better quote.

@@eleanord.6315 lol

mooood

as someone who’s vibe has been described as (and I have embraced) as a ‘vampire librarian dad’, I feel this

We need this to be a T-shirt.

Underrated comment

Lol yet conservatives don’t see the issues with it because they ARE the problem

Canada isn't perfect but its better in some ways.... I hope

Canada sucks. It’s too fracking cold. I’m from Michigan and it’s basically Canada here.

lol

"That's too homosexual !!"

*Distant montero*

You’re not wrong

The Heritage foundation paid for her ads

Her brother is Ben Sharpio so that could be it.

oh, her and her brother are absolutely bankrolled by foundations and thinktanks of some kind.

??????????

h u h

*WHAT*

It feels like those Sherlock Holmes plot twists that you go "WAIT WHAT?WHAT THE-- Actually it makes a lot of sense, I should have seen that coming"

W U T

Conservatives want a trad marriage, with all of those connotations. Liberals want a healthier marriage, with all of the connotations(?) with that

Liberals: consenting adults? Go for it! Conservatives: One man, one women, and you'd better be the same color just in case!

This is a take I have never considered before. Thank you for writing this!

They are afraid we steal there god awful "HAHA hate the wife" Boomer jokes, calling it now.

I think it’s the difference of the progressive ideal of marriage being good but not a necessity while the conservative views of marriage being a very important thing especially for women an stuff

Gay screeeeing

me: *mildly chaotic pansexual undertale character* Classically Abby: *THAT'S NOT HOW YOU PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY*

me: *decided when I was eight that I hate dresses with a passion and will wear jeans and baggy T-shirts for the rest of time* Classically Abby: tHaT's ToO mAsCuLiNe

I FELT THIS ONE

I wonder if she would approve of my style or not. One the one hand, it’s rather eccentric, but in the other, extremely modest. I dress like an actual Edwardian, with the high neck blouses and skirts to my ankles. But again, that might still just be a bit too eccentric for all that I cover my skin.

POOR GAY KATHRYNS UNITE

I'm so sorry, Kathryn. I feel kinda lucky, I've never heard of this Abby, but I keep getting Air Force ads which is really irritating.

if you block her channel the ads stop

@@wbitj not for me...

@@dirtyjamsgot1795 rip

Yeah but for some reason most of those channels don't count because they aren't preachy enough and they aren't making soap and candles exclusively in the shape of Jesus and crosses lol

In starting to think me thinking “yes I’ve always wanted to get gay married” prob means I’m not as straight as I thought I was

i think ppl like abby believe that every woman in america is trying to be like cardi b

Dawn i could see that, but the thing is like.. who cares if they do? Big whoop, ppl like abby can mind their own business for once

kyiecutie yeah!! like, if it truly is a conservative believe that you shouldnt be offended by the rest of the world and their standards, why is she looking for reasons to be offended? im a christian woman from a conservative household but none of that stuff offends me because i am ~actually~ confident in myself. the victim blaming 🙄

Hisoka part 2

No lie, I actually dig the style big time.

it took me out

Ishik Kayabas same, I’ve been quietly pondering where to get a shirt like that for the entirety of this video so far

@@katiedavis512 I found one on Depop and am thinking about buying it😅

I'm cackling because she sounds so much more like Jordan Peterson when she talks than her brother. Says something relatively reasonable and then veers off into selectively applied logic. Wheeeeeeee!

Shes not hateful-gross like super successful conservative talking fems are - think Tomi Loren or the Poo-pants Gun-Girl... so she’ll never get that big.

Also, I’m not a music professional in any way, but her singing voice sounds like someone not trained. I listen to a decent amount of opera and she doesn’t sound like anything grand or enjoyable... just big. Like what people who make fun of opera think it sounds like.

@Hans Hanzo Not necessarily use her, but he helped her with the gig. He gets the same fracking billionaires money as Dennis Prager, so why not?

Regardless, she was targeted with antisemitic remarks, but has now sold her soul to those who have no problems with that type of treatment of people (the Wilks brothers).

I have that music clip stuck in my head now “real women.. VOTE for TRUMP” ahhhhhhh curse you villaaaaiiiinnnnnnnn

Bill Clinton and Harvey Weinstein are liberal Democrats

@@Super165i what does that have to do anything?

UwU Baby because I hear people on the right get called misogynistic

@@Super165i being on the right doesn't make you misogynistic. supporting trump does. and that doesn't mean because on the left can't be either

True that

no but shes allowed bc shes telling you not to and helping u become a classic woman so the rules are different (sarcasm)

Ooooooo wooooow. What a nuanced take. What are you like a genius or something?

Rules for thee but not for me.

She identifies as a "conservative social media influencer" so where is her point?

Oh shit 😂😂😂

frying pan universe Oh wow, that’s really accurate 😂

This is actually pretty accurate.

😂 😂 😂

But like my second grade teacher actually broke down during class.

This comment single-handedly gave me the strength to pull through 2020

iM wHeEzing!

This is the only conspiracy theory I've ever read that is sensible and logical.

I mean, her face is strangely similar to Ben's. Like, I have only seen siblings that similar once in my life and for some time I did believe they're actually the same person lol

OH MY GODDDD

i went from a girl to a classic ???

go from a girl to a classic person

I’ve seen a photo of them together. But with all the technology these days you have to be skeptical. It could have just been photoshopped to throw off suspicion

I- uh- i mean- well- umm- ugh *YES*

@@user-hy5jy7sf9j she actually ben, she just got neck extension

Aren’t Ben and her siblings??

facts and logic would suggest they’re the same person

💧👁👄👁⭐️

it really is

@@pinkluigienjoyer is that a hisoka reference?

@@greenkiwi5423 ....tragically yes.

agreed