Kirby has been changed to get older and die 

nothing like seeing "old" in my notifications

So let me get this straight...you're telling me that by simply staying in the line of sight of people, I will start to look younger and will de-age? Who needs the fountain of youth when you got this?

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="316">5:16</a> Grandma really just said, “You’re not just a clown. You’re the entire circus.”

I love watching fail try to explain a well put together DND story to a bunch of people who regularly scream “BEAM ATTACK” So all he does is just say “big worm, bad”

I can proudly say i was here for the live stream and 99% of the cut out parts in chat was everyone screaming “DEMENTIAAAAA~~” Edit: OMG thank you all for the support! ✨ also don’t forget “DEMENTIAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

the DND prank was absolutely GOLDEN to watch live.

I love how Alphys’s theme plays whenever Fail talks about his DND campaign-

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="699">11:39</a> that voice would make a great dnd villain :3

the idea is simple, you slowly decay by the march of time, getting an existential crisis.

Failboat is just devolving into single word sentences and I’m here for it

Kirby's health bar is referred to as "Stamina", this implies it is Kirby's motivation rather than durability. So Kirby's has only taken damage in mainline games from what could be considered absolute sharpness from Dark Meta Knight's Galaxia blade, only splitting him and arguably making him stronger.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="944">15:44</a> pausing to realize that hayden, jaymoji, lightlazer, and vulpixie are in the same dnd group chat lmao

DEMENTIA! YOU’LL SUFFER SHORT MEMORY LOSS AS YOU’RE GETTING OLDER!

'The idea is simple. I have a crippling fear of growing old, so I got a guy to modify Kirby as a coping mechanism' I love how really simple these ideas get nowadays

i did not expect multiple references to a DND campaign in a Failboat video titled "old" of all things, but here we are

This just reminds me that we need to see more DND content from you. Besides, all your DND characters we’ve seen so far have been STELLAR and I love them and knowing your Miitopia playthrough was too inspired by your DND antics makes this all the more intriguing. So please, get more chat members into the hyperfixation. (This comes from someone who knows what DND is and did only one campaign (that got very much shut down after a couple months) REGARDLESS, it’d be so funny.

I like how the title is just "Old" One word can explain a whole video

"The idea is simple ", no it's not. It never has been and never will be.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1050">17:30</a> what a thing to hear out of context

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1051">17:31</a> “I’ve killed myself, woooo” is not something I expected to hear from failboat

“What is a pipe but a hard hose” -failboat, April 28th, 2024

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="562">9:22</a> failboat is gonna be even madder when he realizes how old sonic the hedgehog is grandma is far too accurate with that insult

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="430">7:10</a> grandma really broke character to insult our homeboy-

This video is part of the video's challenge, as you viewing it has restored its relevancy, and once you stop watching it, it will slowly lose relevancy until it becomes old and forgotten

I mean Kirby is technically 32 now so by Failboat standards he could use a wheelchair now I guess

Kirby has got old

I love how this implies that dougdoug is basically dead

I was not expecting D&D lore from a campaign with Dan and some of his friends in my Kirby content, and frankly, from the care that went into referencing stuff that's close to Dan's heart on top of the massive confusion from chat about what the hell the context is, all this just warms my heart.

Surprising when Failboat actually MEANS his idea is simple. (Edit: Props to the editor for choosing Penny’s Big Breakaway music!)

Dan might be the only 78/98/whatever year-old who attends gatherings of glasses adjusting and nerdy fantasy nonsense.

Now I really wanna see a video where it's just a "normal" Failboat video but Dan just roleplays as Melody through the whole thing

Seeing “Old” just. pop up while I’m playing Persona 5 scared me

I turned 18 today, seeing "old" made me feel great 😎

Its funny how at the end failboat was like "one character i haven't mentioned is my character, and their name is..." completely forgetting that he did say their name when explaining the Cadence coincidence

more kirby mods should include hyperspecific lore from your D&D campaigns

This is just: Kirby is hungry and dies, but he also feasts on others presence 👁👄👁

Granma bounces between: AI barely understanding the task and Sapient being capable of making her own conclusions and teasing Failboat for the amusement of her great grandchild and chaotic hive-mind, *_Chat._*

My favorite Kirby and the forgotten land song. (DEMENTIA, YOU WILL SUFFER SHORT TER MEMORY LOSS AS YOU GET OLDER)

As a fellow DnD nerd I need a summary of Failboat’s year-long DnD campaign in precise detail

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="680">11:20</a> Don’t give me an existential crisis at 19 That ain’t cool

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="949">15:49</a> Y I P P E E

Despite the thumbnail saying otherwise, i am absolutely certain Grandma will make a surprise appearance

“You’ll suffer short memory loss as you’re getting older” yeah that’s me in my early 20s

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="670">11:10</a> 😭 i was procrastinating on math homework and this genuinely crept me out so much i actually started doing it for the remainder or the video no fuckin way. Thank you mister Daniel Failboat, i shall forever be haunted by your words

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Those "Death by old age" predictions get more likely with every passing video.

Imagine having notifications on for this guy and the first thing you see is *old*

*Idea: Have your DND characters be part of the Failboat cast (Failboat cast as in Eyea, Your Miis, Little Chaty, ETC)*

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="141">2:21</a> this whole segment was absolute fire

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1050">17:30</a> HEY HEY HEY!!! DON’T SAY THAT!!! SAY SOMETHING ELSE, FAILBOAT!!

“Dementia,” the hit song made by none other than Failboat, master comedian, is a true banger and teaches everyone about dementia.

Watching this part of the stream was so funny and I absolutely love DnD.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="185">3:05</a> oh yes dementia

"Hear me out..." "Go on..." "Old."

i think my notifications are trying to tell me something "Old" "Run" "Gamble"

I have a feeling this was made because Kirby's Birthday/Anniversary was yesterday. But I love this XD

"He could be anyone of us" <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="740">12:20</a>

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="733">12:13</a> you cannot drop this art on us and then explain nothing are you kidding me

Gonna be honest I always say "What's the idea failboat before clicking" it never gets old

“The idea is simple.” -Failboat, a fool who has no idea what awaits him

I’m honestly so interested in Daniel’s D&D campaign now/gen

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="765">12:45</a> me knowing what d&d is... I get what he did... This is the most biggest prank he ever brainstormed. And all I can say to him is: "You brilliant bastard, you did it, you totally did it!!!"

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="955">15:55</a> why does he sound almost exactly like the scout from tf2?

this video has made me age 70 years within the span of 17 minutes & 53 seconds, great job failboat 👍

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="661">11:01</a> Kirby right back at ya theme song lol

i love just seeing “old” in my notifications just a little bit after my birthday

POV you stubbed your toe on a rock <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="607">10:07</a>

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="635">10:35</a> She says "I think this is a wooden doll", and you know what character is a wooden doll? Geno. She was clearly saying "Gee, no"

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="601">10:01</a> I heard that. You can’t hide the theme of liberty and managed democracy from me, failboat.

Daniel comes to terms with his mortality as a decrepit 28 year old through kirby and DnD

in the "how will i die" challenge a joke answer was "old age", truly we've come full circle

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="129">2:09</a> "My arthritis is cured!"

Petition to get a full version of dementiaaa

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1005">16:45</a> OOOOOOOOH it all makes sense now! The entire lore is so much more understandable now!

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="734">12:14</a> Kane is holding a clock so I assume that is the reason why this change is themed around time

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="847">14:07</a> yes, yes he is. wish he was better but orisa is far to strong rn

The *-idea-* title is simple <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="173">2:53</a> Sorry, what'd you say? I forgot.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="997">16:37</a> I busted a gut so hard, I'm crying! X'D Chat's reaction was PERFECT! (Watching it for the 5th time now, and still busting a gut laughing loudly!) X'D

The shock of hearing the opening talking about birthdays and specifically turning 28 TODAY, on my 28th birthday had me do a double take.

i feel like my youtube recommendations are trying to tell me something with iconic videos like "old"

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="169">2:49</a> I made One comment during the livestream of this adding my own song lyrics to whatever Dan was spouting, & in the process I think I may have created a new bit what have I done.

I adore getting to hear snippits of other DND games; based on my own games as reference, I can almost guarantee Melody has broken the Geneva convention at least once

I love how these titles are getting shorter and shorter and yet conveying more and more information and emotion

In an alternate universe, the idea is no longer simple

"I think this is a Circus" I watched this after going to the circus 🤣

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="544">9:04</a> did grandma just stutter? Dear lord

I wonder if the "stay in the line of sight of enemies" thing is another reference to Dan's D&D campaign or if it's a reference to Dan "obtaining immortality" by being watched by millions of strangers on the internet.

The timing is immaculate. I was just watching a VOD of the first grandma stream and the notification of an unhinged name was right on time

i joined the stream at the point where <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="705">11:45</a> takes place and im happy to see what else i missed ironically i only managed to fall asleep listening to dan

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="232">3:52</a> ...damn!

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="661">11:01</a> Boy, I sure love listening to happy music while Failboat smiles like a psychopath and shoots me with a toy gun.

finally a video title that matches what failboat truly is

Took a break from watching dnd videos to enjoy some failboat playing kirby... Nope. Nevermind

Schrodinger's Kirby: He is both old and young until seen by an enemy.

(I'm sorry, it had to be done.) Lyrics to Failboat's song: You are old You are SO old You are old And you are ever closer to death Every new horizon Is an opportunity to take your last breath You see those ducks? They're going to die soon That fox over there Will never see their mom Dementia~ You'll suffer short memory loss as you're getting older Dementia~ You'll suffer short memory loss as you're getting older Dementia~ You'll suffer short memory loss as you're getting older Dementia~ You'll suffer short memory loss as you're getting older

Life expectancy in medieval times be like: <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="596">9:56</a>

Damn...your DnD Campaign sounds actually very interesting and cool. Also DEMENTIIAAA~~....or something.

"the idea is simple" is the modern "the problem: [insert thing here] the solution: we make it ourselves!"

Failboat STILL somehow finding a way to misspell “dementia” even after searching it up is the mist hilarious thing ive seen all month