TOO fast 

Happy Mothers Day \o/

I am never giving Failboat power again

Kirby: why won't you die? Meta knight: I'm in blockstun. I'm in blockstun. I'm in blockstun. I'm in blockstun. I'm in blockstun.

Finally. A two word title. I have been saved from the nickels.

The idea is simple Kirby drank a little too much coffee

Waddle doo: *just chilling* Kirby: your day of reckoning has arrived

"SUPER LASER PISS" - Kirby, probably

8:08 finally, an accurate depiction of Dark Meta Knight in Triple Deluxe, that blocking son of a nice lady

8:09 STANDING HERE, I REALIZE

0:06 OH GOD WADDLE DOO GET AS FAR AWAY FROM THAT BUTTERFLY AS POSSIBLE

People think they can outsmart me. Maybe... But I've yet to meet a man who can outsmart macro arrows.

THE PROBLEM: kirby is feeling tired THE SOLUTION: dump 3 gallons of coffee into his body

0:21 "By my mom?" "My mom made this!"

9:25 FAILBOAT, ARE YOU SURE THIS WILL WORK?! “I have (a complete) idea (of what will happen)!”

"Nothing's changed, you say?" *"Kirby. Obliterate."*

Funny thing is, Archer is already a very good ability for TTA, the invincibility + fully charged arrow shot melts bosses. Dan just found a way to abuse the already good ability

5:09 you can see the lightbulb flicker on.

5:20 poor whispy he needs a break from the slaughter

4:40 ive heard of being piss easy but this is ridiculous 😂

3:20 for this attack, he makes your computer run 100 times *SLOWER*

4:47 sniping is a good job mate

0:14 phew- *DUN*

7:15 sectonia’s having’ REAL fun💀💀

Kirby after the “dust” in his tea kicks in:

0:09 YOU HAVE beamed YOUR LAST attack

You’ve heard of super laser piss how get ready for 5:25

3:46 Kirby: Back to the Dream Fields

POV Huntsman sniper: 5:14

I too love it when the 100x speed macro arrow firing gives me the ultimate power trip

I recognize that Sonic Rush Adventure music 1:50

0:24 undercover player's (me) wildest dreams

man i love sonic Rush Adventure

3:03 '''Beef cakes bob bop tin' as they say". Failboat is Aigis. Incredible.

A poem by Failboat: No Green! 1:47 At 100 times speed! 1:49 This attack just feels mean. 1:50

4:09, Well, that would explain that line from Kirby's Epic Yarn.

It’s always terrifying to see Failboat appear in my notifications

( 4:04 ) The bell is now the only thing I hear when my alarm goes off. Thank you for making my morning much more pleasant, Daniel/Father.

"P1ss based combat" cyberpunk music starts playing and sniper from TF2 appears

8:44 the limbo Keys moment but meta knight

kirb is speed. when you see him, then you dont. Goodbye people who see him, the only defense is give him a fruit and *RUN* .

3:04 The mod used Sonic Rush & Sonic Rush Adventure music!!

2:00 is that the sonic rush adventure bossfight theme?

*Somewhere in an alternate universe:* "The concept is complicated" _- Winship_

Man, the amount of fun poked at Sonic Rush Adventure.. it's a great game.

Whisppy: uh... guys? can someone please tell me that isnt Kirby Kirby, looking like a pink blur in the distance: Dedede: thaaaaats... not hi- Kirby, suddenly in front of them: this is your last second alive

kirby on caffeine you dont want to see him at your door

"WADDLE DOO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND BUT THIS GLUE SMELLS FREAKING AMAZING!!!!"

5:40 POV: Posion/Fire damage in RPG games 😂😂

0:42 why did they kill the guy

I think we need to get Kirby some help. We keeps peeing out stuff he shouldn’t have.

Behold Kirby’s SUPER LASER PISS!!!

3:58 Y A A A A A A A A A A A A A Y

the idea is simple Kirby chugged 5 hour energy for 5 hours straight

1:11 FINAL FLASH

Happy Mommy Day to Queen Sectionia DX, who barely got an screentime due to Failboat's arrow piss barrage

Failboat woke up and said "Time to take a piss."

1:04 HELP I STARTED CACKLING😭

If there was a Kirby movie Failboat would be waddle doo

AIR PISS!!! 4:32

The idea is simple, kirby drink Red Bull with coffee and lost his mind

6:37 bfdi in chat?????

is that Kirby, or is that SONIC?

plot twist: kirby isnt doing these attack as fast as it seems, truly hes been stopping time and then rapidly doing the attacks, resuming time, and getting away with it. the reason fror timestop is because of the illusion that kirby is the only self-aware one, meaning that once resuming time, the bursts seem as if he truly was doing this but the conclusion is that kirby stops time so it seems that he is truly this fast to the naked eye.

Hey Great vid. I've been watching your video's ever since 180k and been watching all of them as soon as they come out. you're part of the reason I'm fluent in English. You make me laugh every time. I was there for the 1m stream. You've had a positive impact on my life. Have a good day good night or good afternoon depending on your time zone. :)

“Beep takes the beep takes the bop and” - Sonic Rush because he drank coffee with Kirby

6:50 not mcdonalds only golden bows

Love the sonic music as the background. Fits well

The song for the fight at 2:00 brings back memories its from sonic rush adventure for the ds the first sonic game i ever played

Failboat whole plan was ‘you can’t miss when you’re using the piss’

“Hell are you? Some variety of snake… SEND HIM INTO THE BLENDER!” -Failboat, 2024

my favourite part of any kirby changes video is when everything breaks and Daniel genuinely isnt sure if it was intentional or not

The idea is simple: Kirby’s addicted to pink bull

Cutter trying to not screw over Daniel every 0.2 seconds:

i got Kirby's rampage flashbacks when he pulled out the macro

4:24 I love p*ss based combat Who else thought about tf2 sniper

0:09 point of contact

3:53 Failboat literally became a dismissing Bell🤣🤣🤣

2:41 The 10 year old iPad kids: SKIBITI TOILET?!

Me: *minding my business* Failboat: "Is the music different?" Me: "Hm? Lemme hear" *Sonic Rush Adventure jumpscare* I'll be honest, Failboat on a Sonic game would be interesting

0:06 morpho knight: ah a nice victim- OH GREAT HEAVENS

The music is from sonic rush adventure for the ds 1:56 :)

Least threatening Failboat title:

Love these animations and videos you show us

This is the exact gift my mother wanted for mother’s day.

“You instantly charge the ball” 🤨 I think he’s in his sussy arc.

Got here like the flash

Failboat uploading is the light of my day

the archer strat was hilarious to witness

4:54. Me with your girl.

5:47 Isn't that guy in Mario 3D Land?

This video validates my choice of ranger as the best ability. Thank you, Daniel Failure.

Failboat: Nothing's changed with flowered sectonia! Failboat: Gets grabbed and his ability falls off the map Me: Nothing's changed with flowered sectonia.

My favorite part was when Failboat railgunned everyone

9:39 and you never will

Fun fact: the music heard in the bosses is from Sonic Rush Adventure

4:41 I was playing fallout new Vegas with this on and just as I activate the ARCHIMEDES (big space laser) this is said. Perfectly timed. Thank you señor boatman

Sonic Rush adventure music In the fights cool

8:16 dan, your american is showing

These videos spark joy.

We go hard with the sonic rush music