My niece, Jenna, made a $5 bill one day in school. She went up to the teacher’s desk, slid the bill across, and murmured, “Let’s just say I don’t have homework tonight.” 🤣💀
My girlfriend and I do that "I love you" "I love you more" but instead of probably I say "I love you most" that is one of my favorite things. I'm sure my response will change as we get older though😅🤣
Hilarious the whole way through!!! I can totally relate to the part about the card he bought for his wife. I gave my mom a lovely Mother's Day card I thought said "I Love My Mom" But it actually said "I Love My Man" 🤣
My husband would buy me cards. After years of marriage counseling, the therapist told him: These are not cards, this is a "report card." Today, after 37 years of marriage 💑,, we don't buy cards. Sometimes we just stand in front of the card aisle and pick one for each other, give it to each other to read. Then save the money and use it toward a dinner.
That's a good way to spend money... I never understood the card business. No one sends them to me because I warned them I'll feed them immediately to the trash can.
I can vividly remember my mom insisting on writing out a check for $3 at SAFEWAY for cat food. First she couldn't find her checkbook, then she couldnt6 find her pen, then she couldn't find her glasses. I begged her to let me use my debit card but no go....the line kept getting longer and longer and it was FOREVER for her to write it out...by the time we left, the people behind us were ready with torches and pitchforks!!!
I'm an artist and am compelled to comment once again on the dry bar comedy set designs. Whomever does the sets for these does a great job. It looks like such a fun "job"! In Jr. High, in Florida, I got special permission to keep up a display case. In H.S., in Oregon, I worked after school in a women's clothing store and got to do their display windows. I loved it. As an adult, I enjoyed being able to do some displays as well.
1:40 malwart, when there's more than three people in line, they close all but one register. 2:10 married for 42. we're in our 70's; when i worked emergency crew, breakdowns, first responder, wrecks with cars going past at 70+ mph, i got into the habit of telling her every day i loved her--it might my last chance. i still do.
I don’t normally make it through comedians’ routines because I don’t find most that funny. However, this guy made me laugh throughout the entire 27 minutes.
@@nervotica7991 and @Kathy Keller == same here; would LOVE to see him in person or more Dry Bar!! His one-liners and delivery are spot on! Very entertaining guy. Y'all Be Safe!
A laugh riot from beginning to end!!! Hilariously clever quick witted sarcasm was non-stop. Great material relatable timing & delivery impeccable!!! Snarky but, tactful thank you for sharing your time & talents enjoyed your performance. Blessings 😅💯😂😊👌
Our first anniversary I gave an iron to my wife. The second was a vacuum cleaner. Third was dead flowers delivered to her mother's house in her name (small town). Married 42 years 02/14/21.
Years ago, another life,a Woman bragged to me how she never lost a fight cuz she would sweep opponents legs behind them, then put her foot, weight on their throat. Months later we had a tussle. Yep she swept my legs behind me, put her foot, weight on my throat. At the time I did 100 sit-ups every morning. While I was on my back with her foot/weight on my throat I reached up, grabbed a handful of hair and SAT UP. The look on her face was priceless! End of fight.
So you say, I'm 63 now, this happened in my 30's, not gonna try to convince you, stay safe, wash hands often, don't shake hands, use the paper towel you dry hands with in public rest room to open the door to leave public rest room, take Vitamin C, D3 and Zinc, if you can breathe, smell through a mask I'm sure a virus that is so small it can't be seen in a usual power microscope it can get through a cotton mask and where are all the bio-hazard bins for uses gloves and masks?
I’m gonna need a couple extra ones for lunch today! Yeah, hot lunch! Let’s welcome Bobby’s Mom to the flag pole! 😀 Definitely has an interesting take on life around him! 😄
@Wayne Smith Oh no!!! Is someone butthurt because the, now 213 people, that didn't laugh at something you found funny? Must be tough being a butthurt clown!
So are "do unto others as you would have them do unto you" and "love your enemies" and those are equally difficult, the latter is perhaps the most difficult. 😉
