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Step inside the pitch meeting that led to OLD!
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After the success of The Sixth Sense, M. Night Shyamalan was being called “the next Spielberg.” Now, a few decades into his career and a few movies like “The Last Airbender” and “The Happening” under his belt-- he hasn’t really delivered the same level of classics as Spielberg. But, twenty years later, he’s still making films. And Old is one of them. So here we are.
OLD definitely raises some questions. Like how has nobody looked into the resort where hundreds of people disappear? Why did they use a famous rapper as a test subject if they’re trying to lay low? If dead cells aren’t affected by the beach, why did Mid-Sized Sedan’s girlfriend decompose so quicky? Why is there a character named Mid-Sized Sedan? What’s up with that baby thing? Why didn’t anyone attempt the most reasonable plan that was suggested?
To answer all these questions and more, step inside the Pitch Meeting that led to OLD! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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@ScreenRant
@ScreenRant 2 года назад
Producer guy really went all out on this one! Let us know what your favorite line from this Pitch Meeting was
@chanurar1494
@chanurar1494 2 года назад
That "I could have been a doctor " line was the best. Extremely emotional.
@KainoaB4
@KainoaB4 2 года назад
My favorite line was “S***”
@Stg9900
@Stg9900 2 года назад
This 7:25 "don't worry about that"
@levilamontagne9837
@levilamontagne9837 2 года назад
Super easy barely an inconvenience, as always
@IndomitableAde
@IndomitableAde 2 года назад
The sadness and regret on Producer Guy's face as he rethinks his life choices was laugh-inducing all on its own.
@raydunakin
@raydunakin 2 года назад
Screenwriter Guy finally broke Studio Guy!
@yopedraza
@yopedraza 2 года назад
Watch the Twilight pitch meetings lol producer guy was like "what are we doing, man?" Lmao
@booshmcfadden7638
@booshmcfadden7638 2 года назад
The last Twilight movie pitch meeting. It's pretty severe.
@PlaneShaper2
@PlaneShaper2 2 года назад
Twilight did similar for...similar reasons.
@bellabean7
@bellabean7 2 года назад
This was a very convincing existential crisis - to the point where I want to ask Ryan if he's okay hahaha. Also, I should have guessed that the Shyamalan was behind this.
@jairopalencia8026
@jairopalencia8026 2 года назад
Wow wow wow.... wow
@hoboonahelo5346
@hoboonahelo5346 2 года назад
“Being dead is sometimes fatal” something Marvel takes to heart.
@exodustimes4266
@exodustimes4266 2 года назад
And Star Wars
@LegionIscariot
@LegionIscariot 2 года назад
Thats kinda a comic books thing in general.
@phillewis2630
@phillewis2630 2 года назад
@@LegionIscariot Or video games, unless dying deletes your save file.
@MJAYZ007
@MJAYZ007 2 года назад
Super natural would like to join the chat
@Retrovorious
@Retrovorious 2 года назад
People die when they’re killed - said by a anime protagonist who hates himself
@theeternalsearchforintelli8939
@theeternalsearchforintelli8939 2 года назад
The fact that Old was based on a graphic novel called "Sandcastle" and M. Night chose to call it "Old" kinda tells you a lot about how M. Night writes dialog.
@Macrochenia
@Macrochenia 2 года назад
In crayon?
@michaeljohnson6905
@michaeljohnson6905 2 года назад
And how he had to force in a twist, while the novel was an exploration on the gripping horror of time
@somewhat1007
@somewhat1007 2 года назад
@@michaeljohnson6905 is the novel good?
@michaeljohnson6905
@michaeljohnson6905 2 года назад
@@somewhat1007 I'd say so. I liked it
@Sasaroly
@Sasaroly 2 года назад
@@Macrochenia he can't use crayons anymore because he ate all the ones he had. Now he uses chalk or charcoal
@alexandergannon7058
@alexandergannon7058 Год назад
The "can't wait to hear you when you're older" and "enjoy the moment while you can" speech in the first 2 minutes of the movie had me rolling my eyes so hard
@nvr2late666
@nvr2late666 Год назад
Made me uncomfortable tbh. Especially with the prolonged shot of a grown man wrestling with two half-naked kids.
@whitedragoness23
@whitedragoness23 Год назад
You rolled your eyes so hard? You ok?
@monicarenee7949
@monicarenee7949 Год назад
I know right?! The dialogue explicitly spelling out the “lessons” of the movie was a big part of what made this unbearable to watch
@simona_sigmund1001
@simona_sigmund1001 Год назад
I knew in that moment I was watching a comedy rather than a horror
@jordanzinser8248
@jordanzinser8248 10 месяцев назад
It's just so damn weird. It's like it was written by an alien who likes our movies but they're not good at taking notes or understanding syntax.
@rarmas17
@rarmas17 2 года назад
Imagine producer guy as a doctor "So, you have a patient for me?"
@sadhnasharma1948
@sadhnasharma1948 2 года назад
I would really really like that
@HyperLuminal
@HyperLuminal 2 года назад
Yes sir I do!
@vijaythamizh7096
@vijaythamizh7096 2 года назад
@@HyperLuminal immediately getting patient after changing profession is TIGHT!!!
@IbkAdelekan
@IbkAdelekan 2 года назад
@@HyperLuminal Screenwriter guy - So I have this patient see. And he came into the hospital with blood spewing everywhere. And we've been trying to close the wound, but we can't cause the cut mysteriously doesn't heal...
@fabiandurr6865
@fabiandurr6865 2 года назад
I would travel to Canada just to get an appointment with him.
@TheHockeyGuy
@TheHockeyGuy 2 года назад
"I could have been a doctor" Great quote.
@heedmywarning2792
@heedmywarning2792 2 года назад
Doctor Manhattan Doctor Doom Doctor Detroit
@pitywoman4017
@pitywoman4017 2 года назад
Hi
@anemone3694
@anemone3694 2 года назад
Producer Guy becomes a doctor at the end of the Unbreakable Pitch Meeting!
@heybartender24
@heybartender24 2 года назад
Seeing The Hockey Guy comment on a Pitch Meeting is TIGHT
@benabramowitz18
@benabramowitz18 2 года назад
How does "Old" impact the Tampa Bay Lightning's chances of a 3-peat?
@DavidtanBBO19
@DavidtanBBO19 2 года назад
Wait, so Mid-sized Sedan was on the beach significantly earlier than the main characters and didn’t age or die?
@Mr_Bones.
@Mr_Bones. 2 года назад
I’m pretty sure they say in the movie black doesn’t crack. And no, that’s not a joke 🤦🏽‍♂️
@Teague92
@Teague92 2 года назад
That's what we're going with sir! Oh you're not even following your own rules
@franohmsford7548
@franohmsford7548 2 года назад
Well he did die
@thezoid.withfreaky6204
@thezoid.withfreaky6204 2 года назад
He also got cut and healed pretty quickly but got stabbed and didn’t heal at all. The insane plot just did whatever tf it wanted with that dude 💔
@asheeshsinha2631
@asheeshsinha2631 2 года назад
Well, I need you to get all the way off my back about Mid-sized sedan not growing old.
@NolanTheTugboat
@NolanTheTugboat Год назад
3:26 This is Producer Guy’s most realistic reaction to any project that he and Screenwriter Guy have ever worked on together.
@afoolishmortal5265
@afoolishmortal5265 2 года назад
I think that the pregnant 6 year old thing is the most depressed we have ever seen executive guy across this whole series
@AlbertoFolres
@AlbertoFolres 2 года назад
I remember one time that he was like "man, what are we even doing". But yeah, this is the most depressed and regretful he has ever been
@earlsmith7428
@earlsmith7428 2 года назад
It's hard when Hollywood's nadir finally hits. It's a painful ephiphany. Hope producer guy recovers.
@TAG152gaming
@TAG152gaming 2 года назад
@@AlbertoFolres Yea the last Twilight pitch meeting
@thesilliestgoose5990
@thesilliestgoose5990 2 года назад
The only other time I’ve ever seen him that *done* was during the Twilight Pitch Meeting.
@earlsmith7428
@earlsmith7428 2 года назад
@@thesilliestgoose5990 Which Twilight film was it? The first, second, or third?
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 года назад
You know a movie has serious plot holes when Ryan has to rethink his career choice that he could've been a doctor, instead of dismantling this mess.
@Ikamara21
@Ikamara21 2 года назад
This comment is going to get a lot of likes.
@adrianszostek830
@adrianszostek830 2 года назад
It is not about plotholes, but how morally doubtful that was
@PikaLink91
@PikaLink91 2 года назад
@@Ikamara21 Okay?
@Raximus3000
@Raximus3000 2 года назад
I think that was mostly because of the creepy part, you know which one.
@benyaminsaki2686
@benyaminsaki2686 2 года назад
Omg 😶😶😶 u watch smite tooooo u are everywhere
@seaninflorida9741
@seaninflorida9741 2 года назад
"I can't be expected to apply the rules that I wrote to the rest of the movie I also wrote." M. Night Shyamalan in a nutshell.
@Julia-lk8jn
@Julia-lk8jn Год назад
Yep. I think in a way he's like a clever but impatient kid doing homework: at some point, the end is in sight, and that kid just sprints forward, making every possible mistake on the way. That's kind of M.K.Shyamalan when the Amazing Mindshattering Twist is in sight.
@chrisjones5949
@chrisjones5949 2 года назад
I really sympathize with Producer's reaction to "6 year old girl gets pregnant, has a baby in 20 minutes, and it dies." That was one of the most fucked-up and depressing things I've ever seen.
@lucasmarinho6816
@lucasmarinho6816 3 месяца назад
It's sounds way more depressing than any movie produced in east Europe
@cradiculous
@cradiculous 2 года назад
It's a good thing Mid-Size Sedan didn't survive, because he would have left the beach an Oldsmobile.
@RobertMcClure
@RobertMcClure 2 года назад
Why does this comment not have more thumbs up!? LOL
@Neon002121
@Neon002121 2 года назад
Hahaha! Nice. Definitely had the humour materia mastered.
@cradiculous
@cradiculous 2 года назад
@@RobertMcClure Probably because I got to the video pretty late and the comment was mostly buried.
@cradiculous
@cradiculous 2 года назад
@@Neon002121 It's just another one of my carefully honed skills.
@PlutoniumBoss
@PlutoniumBoss 2 года назад
Begin slow clap to initiate standing ovation.
@np8252
@np8252 2 года назад
"Oh yeah getting real close to that human sounding dialogue" This quote can be used for SO MANY MOVIES.
@TheHigherFury
@TheHigherFury 2 года назад
In every single M. Night movie
@ShadeSlayer1911
@ShadeSlayer1911 2 года назад
@@TheHigherFury It's like he doesn't actually know how humans really talk to each other.
@schattentaenzerin
@schattentaenzerin 2 года назад
@@TheHigherFury "Whaaat? Noooooo!"
@IndigoIndustrial
@IndigoIndustrial 2 года назад
A movie with almost human sounding dialog, to be sure, but a welcome one!
@raybrown9543
@raybrown9543 2 года назад
@@schattentaenzerin “we can’t just stand here as uninformed observers” damn that movie was hilariously bad
@poslednisoud
@poslednisoud 2 года назад
This whole movie is a masterclass on how to not write a dialogue. Everybody is just expositing what's happening in the most artificial manner possible.
@Entity-of-Justice
@Entity-of-Justice 2 года назад
"So, what do you think?" "Whelp..." *Pained expression and silence*
@planetofthegapes
@planetofthegapes 2 года назад
"They eat enough to... TRIPLE THEIR MASS... in a few hours?" -- you gotta love when the Producer really starts taking it apart.
@jinxatocious
@jinxatocious 2 года назад
On an island... LOL. No supermarkets or farms.
@alisaurus4224
@alisaurus4224 2 года назад
The resort does send a large amount of food to the beach with them, bur not THAT much. Not years’ worth
@scorp77snake
@scorp77snake 2 года назад
@@alisaurus4224 i guess the food not going off rather quickly shows its not the beach causing the aging
@JarOfGibbons
@JarOfGibbons 2 года назад
Also this might be gross, but if we have to accept that they're digesting the food that quickly then we must assume they're also producing waste that quickly. I think producer guy should have started picking THAT apart too lol.
@dingfeldersmurfalot4560
@dingfeldersmurfalot4560 2 года назад
@@JarOfGibbons Good point. I was thinking of sweating and expectorating and such, creating a disgusting tidal wave of sludge.. But pooping, too.
@brotheraugustine
@brotheraugustine 2 года назад
“Yeah, sure, I don’t care” is my favorite thing Ryan says in these. It just so accurately captures Hollywood’s attitude towards their “art.”
@VinceLyle2161
@VinceLyle2161 2 года назад
I'm becoming a big fan of, "Sure, that might as well happen!"
@amazingperson9604
@amazingperson9604 2 года назад
I really like the “It was actually super easy, barely an inconvenience”
@riougenkaku6069
@riougenkaku6069 2 года назад
I like the way he said "I don't know"
@michaeljeacock
@michaeljeacock 2 года назад
“Yeah, sure, I don’t care” is actually a spot on m night shamalamadingdong impression.
@lorrie9462
@lorrie9462 2 года назад
“Because”
@adamgilles5853
@adamgilles5853 2 года назад
I love how their bathing suits grew along with them
@abraham2172
@abraham2172 Год назад
When putting logic against american prudery, the latter always wins.
@devmin_dot_exe6551
@devmin_dot_exe6551 Год назад
@@abraham2172 It was grow with the children or naked children I'd choose the former too
@miriamrobarts
@miriamrobarts Год назад
@@devmin_dot_exe6551 Yeah, this one just got worse & worse!
@miriamrobarts
@miriamrobarts Год назад
This one actually would be super easy to fix: Why didn't they have them wrap up in their beach towels? But it sounds like nothing in this movie was remotely logical.
@williamfreeman6935
@williamfreeman6935 Год назад
The Incredible Hulk has entered the chat.
@rome8180
@rome8180 11 месяцев назад
You can tell by Producer Guy's reaction that Ryan really hated this one.
@beaneater2152
@beaneater2152 8 месяцев назад
I agree. I think this is the single most savage Pitch Meeting of them all. Just pure sarcastic contempt for every aspect of the film.
@Julia-lk8jn
@Julia-lk8jn 4 месяца назад
And understandably so. N.Shyamalan is _sometimes_ good at creating stories which pay off for the 1.4 zillion plot holes, but this one sounds just icky and silly. (Was he maybe aiming for creating the next Sin City?)
@criticalbil1
@criticalbil1 2 года назад
I've come to rely on Ryan to tell me about the films I don't intend to watch while also entertaining me far more than the films themselves would.
@ghostinthecraig
@ghostinthecraig 2 года назад
agreed 🍷
@Emmanuel_Rocha
@Emmanuel_Rocha 2 года назад
I think that reading the name M. Night Shyamalan should be enough to know I'm not watching this.
@SimunSansa
@SimunSansa 2 года назад
Very succinct. Well said
@soldatdaniels8738
@soldatdaniels8738 2 года назад
Aye
@tommymarco
@tommymarco 2 года назад
I was gonna write something similar ... I really come here first to see what the film was about that i'm not gonna watch, and watch afterwards on the ones I did see.
@mratkovich
@mratkovich 2 года назад
When Writer Guy says “Yeah whatever I don’t care” to his own plots it kills me 😂
@Elzzaw
@Elzzaw 2 года назад
Reminds me of the cinema trailers that are in Southpark, god I love them. "Rated Arg for pirates, F&$^ you!"
@dylanlewis4949
@dylanlewis4949 2 года назад
@@Elzzaw "the president of the united states is a duck?? A duck is president and the whole country is going to the dogs. Or whatever, the president is a dog, who cares. Coming June something"
@OriginalJetForMe
@OriginalJetForMe 2 года назад
This was my favorite line.
@michaeljeacock
@michaeljeacock 2 года назад
this was the line where i thought, he really is channeling m night shamalamadingdong.
@kellnola
@kellnola 2 года назад
watch the Super Mario PM!
@reguret2976
@reguret2976 2 года назад
also Mid-size Sedan was already on that beach hours ago and he didn't age. barely an inconvenience
@Keizerin
@Keizerin 2 года назад
“I could have been a doctor” was my first favourite 😂
@Vagus32000
@Vagus32000 2 года назад
“Yeah but I can’t be expected to apply the rule I wrote to the rest of the movie that I also wrote.” So true for so many movies.
@LavendarGoose
@LavendarGoose 2 года назад
And the entire "Vampire Diaries" TV series.
@AlejoConejo-vb8ln
@AlejoConejo-vb8ln 2 года назад
Kinda like how Ant-Man would have been a perfect film if it hadn't specifically said that shrinked objects retain their mass and then immediately broke that rule by having Scott run on top of a pistol and Hank carrying a literal TANK on his pocket. Either obey the rule or just don't introduce it!
@MasterAnakinSkyWalker
@MasterAnakinSkyWalker 2 года назад
Seems to be the logic for all of M. Night Shyamalan's movies
@RictusHolloweye
@RictusHolloweye 2 года назад
@@AlejoConejo-vb8ln - or the second Terminator movie where liquid metal can time travel without having to be encased in living tissue.
@rubber_band_man_2013
@rubber_band_man_2013 2 года назад
@@AlejoConejo-vb8ln Thats the first thing i thought of when he said that
@tvftw1
@tvftw1 2 года назад
"I could've been a doctor" "What?" At this point I was so ready for Producer to just move on like he hadn't said anything but actually lingering on the thought hit so much harder
@booshmcfadden7638
@booshmcfadden7638 2 года назад
Writer Guy's face is great, too. Just completely ok with everything he said.
@Acromion11
@Acromion11 2 года назад
"Yup, that's going to be in the movie. We're going to spend money, hire actors and camerman and the whole crew. And we are going to shoot it and put into theaters. And people will hopefully spend money to see it."
@centerfield6339
@centerfield6339 2 года назад
The dead eyes at 3:56? Probably some of the best acting I've seen all year. Haunting.
@c.m.9613
@c.m.9613 2 года назад
“Sure, I don’t care,” is my new favorite recurring line.
@fire15aidenspencer72
@fire15aidenspencer72 2 года назад
"Wow! wOw! woW! WOW!" "Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!" "Woops!" "Woopsie!" "So you've got a movie for me?" "Yes sir, I do." "What!?" "OH MY GOD!" "______ is/are tight!" "Super easy, barely an inconvenience!" "I'm gonna need you to Get alllllllllllllll the way off my back about that" "OK lemme get offa that thang!" *and* "Well Ok then!" *Weren't good enough for ya huh?*
@indubio1
@indubio1 2 года назад
@@fire15aidenspencer72 "Sure, that might as well happen"
@coco2.2
@coco2.2 2 года назад
@@indubio1 😂🙏🏻
@coco2.2
@coco2.2 2 года назад
samesies
@babufits1584
@babufits1584 2 года назад
I'm still partial to: "I don't knooow!" "Fair enough!"
@brucesimmons5517
@brucesimmons5517 2 года назад
"The six-year-old boy gets the six-year-old girl pregnant and she has a baby 20 minutes later and the baby dies..." Oh, Shyamalan, what have you done again?
@Memelord2020
@Memelord2020 2 года назад
I can’t believe I read that with my own two eyeballs
@MelvinC3
@MelvinC3 2 года назад
My question for M.Night is um WHY?!
@Kentrc11
@Kentrc11 2 года назад
The whole scenario sounds so chilling that I feel compelled to watch it in a theatre
@brucesimmons5517
@brucesimmons5517 2 года назад
@@Kentrc11 Yes, I understand. That's how I felt. I wish it was made by a different director. Or good Shyamalan instead of bad Shyamalan...
@Kentrc11
@Kentrc11 2 года назад
@@brucesimmons5517 The movie maker to me is inconsequential. The scenario is just ballsy to me, something that I have never seen on film or thought I would see on film.
@beardedgreek9069
@beardedgreek9069 2 года назад
7:10 that caught me so off guard 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@booshmcfadden7638
@booshmcfadden7638 2 года назад
I passed on this one. It seems like a movie that constantly screams at the audience "Don't think, just go with it."
@michaelanderson6394
@michaelanderson6394 2 года назад
The “I could have been a doctor” line just outright broke me. You are just a comedic genius, Ryan. Please, keep up the amazing work. I never get tired of these.
@Silicoln
@Silicoln 2 года назад
I was honestly not ready for that line!
@backalleycqc4790
@backalleycqc4790 2 года назад
It was very well acted, I watched that scene over and over again, it's really well done!
@michaelspringer5639
@michaelspringer5639 2 года назад
@@Silicoln same
@rikcoflores5588
@rikcoflores5588 2 года назад
Lmao I died alittle
@zaretaTarot
@zaretaTarot 2 года назад
M Night could actually have been a doctor too
@aguywithalotofopinions412
@aguywithalotofopinions412 2 года назад
Producer guy’s existencial crisis are always a treat
@Ozymandias1
@Ozymandias1 2 года назад
They are TIGHT!
@noviammapping8226
@noviammapping8226 2 года назад
But you know... money!
@adoge1175
@adoge1175 2 года назад
oh very crisis like crisis!
@buzzbartholomew3714
@buzzbartholomew3714 7 месяцев назад
Just re-watched this. Still absolutely one of the very best Pitch Meetings. Comedy gold.
@Baysidemom2
@Baysidemom2 2 года назад
"Oh no, being dead is sometimes fatal!" this line was 100% fatal 😂
@stormtempterf8058
@stormtempterf8058 2 года назад
Its like the anime sub "People die if they are killed!"
@HowToChangeName
@HowToChangeName 3 месяца назад
Wow wow wow wow wow... wow
@curtbalch2321
@curtbalch2321 2 года назад
"I can't be expected to apply the rule I wrote to the rest of the movie that I wrote." I wish this weren't the basic operating principle of most Hollywood writers.
@sleepysera
@sleepysera 2 года назад
Well he summed it up later "Yeah sure, I don't care".
@mr.stuffdoer8483
@mr.stuffdoer8483 2 года назад
Or perhaps it’s hard to make a coherent story without making rules that are very easy for a writer to forget later in the script or after like 97 edits.
@_Stormfather
@_Stormfather 2 года назад
@@mr.stuffdoer8483 it being hard doesn't excuse it
@verdanthyborian2322
@verdanthyborian2322 2 года назад
@@mr.stuffdoer8483 you... You do realize they get paid millions of dollars for this......
@TokyoBlue587
@TokyoBlue587 2 года назад
@@mr.stuffdoer8483 That’s exactly what editing is for
@hunterkiller1440
@hunterkiller1440 2 года назад
Clutching on safety IP blankets is tight.
@xenxander
@xenxander 2 года назад
it would have to be.
@JoeSnodgrassworks
@JoeSnodgrassworks 2 года назад
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
@martandaditya6940
@martandaditya6940 2 года назад
Clutching tight on safety IP blankets is
@sbsnate2312
@sbsnate2312 2 года назад
I would've upvoted but i won't ruin this perfect score you have rn
@JachAnen
@JachAnen 2 года назад
@Robert Monroe How so?? They have almost nothing in common
@TKA001
@TKA001 2 года назад
I think even Writer Guy was kinda losing it a little at 3:47, you can hear it in his voice.
@monsterguyx6322
@monsterguyx6322 2 года назад
The producer got dangerously close to genuine soul-searching introspection for a second there...
@MarsMellow84
@MarsMellow84 2 года назад
"Getting real close to that human sounding dialog " That killed me! 😆🤣
@gosforthlad
@gosforthlad 2 года назад
Me too - and script writer guy responds " almost " . Brilliant !
@bharathp9248
@bharathp9248 2 года назад
What does that mean..i didn't get that joke....care to explain
@regwilliam5691
@regwilliam5691 2 года назад
​@@bharathp9248 m night shyamalan is well know for making bad dialogue in his films that never sounds like what a actual person would say in a given situation
@bharathp9248
@bharathp9248 2 года назад
@@regwilliam5691 thank you....
@dunerider88
@dunerider88 2 года назад
And it's so true! I watched this last night.... such a cool premise but very poorly pulled off. The actors felt light junior high theater club kids.
@adriank4721
@adriank4721 2 года назад
I have to say, Mid-sized Sedan is an awesome name for a rapper. You can really tell he's from the streets.
@juanpaoloignacio5251
@juanpaoloignacio5251 2 года назад
good one
@RobMedellin
@RobMedellin 2 года назад
I love this things that are a joke and at the same time are true
@clairkaranja2918
@clairkaranja2918 2 года назад
😂😂😂good one
@commandercaptain4664
@commandercaptain4664 2 года назад
Initially, he went with Moped, but it didn't have the same cred.
@phdonme1
@phdonme1 2 года назад
You can really tell M Night Shyamalan was not trying to be offensive. But don't worry, they murder all the minorities first, to make up for that.
@imjustabloke
@imjustabloke 2 года назад
I love how Ryan just breaks character and you can hear the backgrounds
@abhijiths7637
@abhijiths7637 2 года назад
Mid-size seden must have been a very very small child and super anti aging body He came way earlier than all and he was the only one who doesn't seem to get old in the entire film
@mentlinc
@mentlinc 2 года назад
Exactly! He never got old. Then let an actual old ass guy murder him! And nobody did anything about it!🤣
@edd868
@edd868 2 года назад
His girlfriend was his mom 🤣
@HowToChangeName
@HowToChangeName 3 месяца назад
Im not even surprised if he is a child with growth spurs at this point
@Grasslander
@Grasslander 2 года назад
PLOT DUNGEON HOLE: The sperms would age and die long before reaching the egg, which takes 30-45 minutes.
@Redcell6A
@Redcell6A 2 года назад
Great point. There's a joke in there about dungeon holes but I'll keep it above the gutter.
@warriorscholar41
@warriorscholar41 2 года назад
Ugh, those poor women. I just did the math, and they would hit their monthly period every 2 to 3 minutes.
@steventhompson9672
@steventhompson9672 2 года назад
But remember: you can't expect the writer to apply the rules he made up to another part of the movie he made up.
@sarahno4748
@sarahno4748 2 года назад
@@warriorscholar41 They would just die of blood loss...
@WooliteMammoth
@WooliteMammoth 2 года назад
@@sarahno4748 they'd be making new blood cells just as fast. This whole thing is vastly impossible because metabolism would speed up so much that they woudln't be able to take in enough calories to survive the new tissue growth.
@MT-zj2dq
@MT-zj2dq 2 года назад
"This vacationing cop has jurisdiction on this mystery island?" "Sure, I don't care"
@yamanibryant-mccray2243
@yamanibryant-mccray2243 2 года назад
lol
@Balitorn
@Balitorn 2 года назад
'Being dead is sometimes fatal!" Broke me lmao
@dregrant8262
@dregrant8262 2 года назад
"Being dead is sometimes fatal" - Producer Guy My god, this man is wise beyond belief
@jktejik
@jktejik 2 года назад
Ryan is a great actor. The timing. When he looks at the script and says nothing. Twice. Gold. Acting gold.
@yamanibryant-mccray2243
@yamanibryant-mccray2243 2 года назад
Hilarious lol
@ashmitbajpai390
@ashmitbajpai390 2 года назад
Yeah, we have reached the pinnacle of acting. He looked at the script and said nothing. Not once, no no no, TWICE.
@paulweston8408
@paulweston8408 2 года назад
Far better than anyone in the movie!
@katevgrady
@katevgrady 2 года назад
And he's acting with himself, so the interpersonal timing is all editing, which is another skill entirely, so whoever does that deserves props too!
@dtznyc1
@dtznyc1 2 года назад
Acting Gold. Lol Yes. Yes!
@jasonsieffert7394
@jasonsieffert7394 2 года назад
So to recap: In the Twilight pitch meeting, producer guy simply didn’t like the concept of Jacob romantically imprinting on a baby or the fake intense battle. THIS pitch meeting actually makes producer guy realize what he could’ve done instead of producing movies. Way to go, M night!
@ChrisCrossAplsauce
@ChrisCrossAplsauce 2 года назад
Arguably the best moment from any pitch meeting: “Sigh. What are we doin?” 😂 Old and Twilight wrecked him!
@rockleesmile
@rockleesmile 2 года назад
@@ChrisCrossAplsauce I love the slow and steady characterization. Much better written than either of those movies! XD
@lk-ur8xf
@lk-ur8xf 2 года назад
M night Shyamalan had nothing to do with twilight
@estefanolivares9199
@estefanolivares9199 2 года назад
@@lk-ur8xf they're congratulating m night for breaking him further than twilight did. They didn't say m night made it
@mnomadvfx
@mnomadvfx 2 года назад
tbf he had acclimated to how terrible Twilight is by that point - he was born in the darkness lol.
@Dadofer1970
@Dadofer1970 2 года назад
"I'm going to need you to get all the way off of my back about how this was kept a secret so the movie can happen, ok?" There needs to be a pitch meeting for The Village with this EXACT SAME line.
@bac-up6758
@bac-up6758 2 года назад
Movies are starting to seem increasingly insane. And Ryan George seems more and more like a pillar of sanity, the more he makes videos such as this one. Bravo sir.
@Julia-lk8jn
@Julia-lk8jn Год назад
I think all M.Night Shyamalan movies sound completely nuts when you recount the plot. Just sometimes he manages to create a really cool mood or story or so much suspense that you just buy all the nonsense. And then sometimes it just bombs. Lady in the Water was okay until Shyamalan had to drop that ham-fisted dig at film critics in there.
@ajmalsafi13
@ajmalsafi13 2 года назад
"Being dead is sometime fatal" - producer guy.
@carbanski
@carbanski 2 года назад
marvel has taught us that
@carbanski
@carbanski 2 года назад
only sometimes
@FizzySplash217
@FizzySplash217 2 года назад
I had to think for a second but that's technically true. People who's heart has stopped have been brought back to life so dying doesn't kill you 100% of the time
@CosyBee
@CosyBee 2 года назад
It's usually fatal, unless you're a character in a comic book that people somewhat remember
@RorikH
@RorikH 2 года назад
How would he know?, he didn't become a doctor.
@ShiKageMaru
@ShiKageMaru 2 года назад
I'm sorry, but Mid-Sized Sedan is probably the best name of any character ever
@lockwoodthexton
@lockwoodthexton 2 года назад
Right up there with Mid-Strength Beer.
@TR-cp1fo
@TR-cp1fo 2 года назад
Nah, I think UPGRAYEDD from Idiocracy is the greatest movie character name of all time.
@rgnyc
@rgnyc 2 года назад
Maybe it was a tip of the hat to Douglas Adams' "Hitchhiker's Guide" character, Ford Prefect?
@GCEXTREMEMN
@GCEXTREMEMN 2 года назад
For some reason i thought the name was Midsize Dan...
@alexm2889
@alexm2889 2 года назад
@@TR-cp1fo I haven't said the word upgrade without thinking about that since 2004
@Booksaplenty1
@Booksaplenty1 Год назад
I love how these two different guys can have some pretty serious disagreements and pretty quickly move on from them to work together on an idea. Gives me hope.
@mkapadia917
@mkapadia917 2 года назад
"Being dead is sometimes fatal!" Brutal honesty there!
@MyBiPolarBearMax
@MyBiPolarBearMax 2 года назад
“And every half hour there a year passes! Which is appropriate because that’s how long watching every half hour of this movie will feel”
@timopper5488
@timopper5488 2 года назад
🏆🏆🏆🏆 Take all the prizes. You deserve them.
@seppdereinzigwahre3482
@seppdereinzigwahre3482 2 года назад
The girl was 6, so did they spend 22h on the island? Because she was 50 when they swam away.
@timopper5488
@timopper5488 2 года назад
@@seppdereinzigwahre3482 Maybe. It was certainly the next day when they left.
@seppdereinzigwahre3482
@seppdereinzigwahre3482 2 года назад
@@timopper5488 Ok, thanks. Didn’t watch the movie.
@MegaGandalf12
@MegaGandalf12 2 года назад
Wow wow wow wow!
@bambinocinefilo9702
@bambinocinefilo9702 2 года назад
Pitch Meetings are never getting OLD.
@adem316
@adem316 2 года назад
That was…good.
@trinaq
@trinaq 2 года назад
Rim shot moment! 🥁
@thatscarycat1679
@thatscarycat1679 2 года назад
Nice xD
@brucke8044
@brucke8044 2 года назад
good one
@jordanbiffle27
@jordanbiffle27 2 года назад
Wait, that’s the name of the movie!
@CoriLane3060
@CoriLane3060 2 года назад
I can never get enough of this guy 😂 “Being dead is sometimes fatal”
@grapplerhk
@grapplerhk 2 года назад
Wonderful again !! Just saw Old today and was hoping you did one of these for it!!
@naomihodgson8177
@naomihodgson8177 2 года назад
“Being dead is sometimes fatal!” The only time it isn’t is when you die laughing from these movie pitches.
@randyjax09
@randyjax09 2 года назад
Or when you’re dead inside. Like me. 😐
@Luap3486
@Luap3486 2 года назад
Or you're a superhero
@minarik01
@minarik01 2 года назад
not in marvel movie
@firepuppies4086
@firepuppies4086 2 года назад
Shirou Emiya sighs in annoyance
@Ghost7065
@Ghost7065 2 года назад
Or Avengers.
@throatwobblermangrove8510
@throatwobblermangrove8510 2 года назад
I'd never heard of this movie before, but when you revealed that it was a Shyamalan film, the absurdity of the plot finally made sense.
@Devilke
@Devilke 2 года назад
No no no it’s not Shyamalans’ fault it’s the books fault. You know it’s based on a book. 😂
@throatwobblermangrove8510
@throatwobblermangrove8510 2 года назад
@@Devilke No, any problems with the book are the author's fault. The movie's faults belong to the director, because he determines how the story goes. That's like saying Dune was a shitty movie because Frank Herbert wrote a shitty book, which is completely untrue. Any flaws with the book's story could have been fixed by the director, just as the director can add flaws that aren't in the book (good example: Millennium by John Varley). If the book's flaws are so great they cause the movie to be bad, there shouldn't have been a movie to begin with. In any case, Shyamalan has a well-earned reputation now for making movies with terrible plot twists and plot holes you could drive a Mack truck through.
@throatwobblermangrove8510
@throatwobblermangrove8510 2 года назад
@@MiguelLoya23 Got plenty of it in stock. But if you want anyone to see sarcasm in your text you have to give contextual clues. You might want to look into that, um, kind of like... /s
@enrapturedgoose5317
@enrapturedgoose5317 2 года назад
@@throatwobblermangrove8510 you're the man!
@otony5219
@otony5219 2 года назад
@@throatwobblermangrove8510 please dont tell me you got the /s from where you think you got it from
@davidmarek535
@davidmarek535 2 года назад
1:20 I love how he says it’s sometimes fatal, as if he was setting up for the screenwriter guy to say that she comes back. That’s some underrated joke right there
@gtg305h
@gtg305h Год назад
Whenever I'm sad, I watch this episode...
@PippiOnePointOh
@PippiOnePointOh 2 года назад
“Oh, man, yeah, getting real close to that human-sounding dialogue!”
@bioticjedi3864
@bioticjedi3864 2 года назад
I was convinced that Shamalan has never spoked to another human so that's why his dialogue is always awful, but then it seems the extra isolation of the pandemic has rotted his brain even more
@thepubknight6144
@thepubknight6144 2 года назад
@@bioticjedi3864 based on his old fashioned Indian upbringing (My ex was Indian and they're very strict and her parents knew I was black but I have wavey curly natural hair so I can pass as eastern Indian) they're very robotic and stoic I mean Hindi is evolved now but this was the late 90s and his parents were immigrants so he might just think that's how Americans speak due to his sheltered upbringing He writes all the authoritative people like strict Indian parents
@bioticjedi3864
@bioticjedi3864 2 года назад
@@thepubknight6144 ooo that's really interesting, you'd think after interacting with people in his adult life he'd pick up that we don't sound like robots lmao
@Trias805
@Trias805 2 года назад
Kinda like "don't take my daughter's hand unless you mean it" in "The Happening".
@SuperFlawless2010
@SuperFlawless2010 2 года назад
"What? Noooo!"
@magicalme7237
@magicalme7237 2 года назад
Producer guy goes on to become a doctor: “So you have an undiagnosed ailment for me?” “Yes sir I do!”
@Wonder_Woman80sBaby
@Wonder_Woman80sBaby 2 года назад
👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
@potatopatato2516
@potatopatato2516 2 года назад
that would be a good skit he should do on his own channel
@pikeyMcBarkin
@pikeyMcBarkin 2 года назад
OMG Hahahahahaha! So funny!!
@HRUP04
@HRUP04 2 года назад
You mean House?
@stunt94u
@stunt94u 2 года назад
IT'S LUPUS!
@mnsnerd
@mnsnerd Год назад
I watched this last night, and all day long - including at my desk at work - I broke into chuckles thinking about him saying 'I could have been a doctor' and the faces he was making, as Writer Guy looked at his notes. God, I love these videos. If you wanted to do more TV shows, I'd love to see the Pitch Meeting for Hogan's Heroes. While you're at it, give Gilligan's Island a shot. You are truly doing God's work, Ryan, bringing hours of joy to strangers!
@robertdonovan3986
@robertdonovan3986 11 дней назад
Oh my God, the moment of introspection was perhaps the best thing I’ve ever seen on RU-vid, certainly the best thing this year. Introspection is Tight!!
@androssteague
@androssteague 2 года назад
His reaction to the 6-year-old pregnancy reminds me of his reaction to the Jacob and baby romance in Twilight. 🤣😂😆
@__TruongTriNguyen
@__TruongTriNguyen 2 года назад
...what are we doing here, man...
@prettykittycakes
@prettykittycakes 2 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@doughnutdave6432
@doughnutdave6432 2 года назад
What
@ThreeRunHomer
@ThreeRunHomer 2 года назад
“M Night? Didn’t he make a good movie once?” “That depends who you ask.” “Wow wow wow. Wow.”
@Shuizid
@Shuizid 2 года назад
I mean, depends on what you mean with "good" - he once dreamt of a couple of interesting twists and managed to turn them into movies which only work if you focus really hard on the twist without asking how much it makes sense.
@southpark645
@southpark645 2 года назад
He’s made several
@john2g1
@john2g1 2 года назад
@@southpark645 Several what is the minimum number for several 3? List them please...
@southpark645
@southpark645 2 года назад
@@john2g1 The Sixth Sense, Signs, Unbreakable, The Village, Split, and although I haven’t seen it yet, I’m willing to bet that The Visit is good as well. Also, I actually really liked Old
@sheolcodemonkey4027
@sheolcodemonkey4027 2 года назад
@@southpark645 I've seen The Visit and yeah, I thought it was pretty good
@MrShortM
@MrShortM 2 года назад
I don't have any more words to write than "Ryan, you're a comedic genius and this is gold!" 😂🤣
@Direwolf0702
@Direwolf0702 2 года назад
Every time he starts with “Yep, that’s gonna be in a movie” I lose it with tears streaming down my face.
@Menanddragons
@Menanddragons 2 года назад
for so many of these I'm just glad I don't have to watch the actual movie.
@PikaLink91
@PikaLink91 2 года назад
Same. Watching a 5 min pitch video about what I'm not missing is 10 billion times better.
@michaelmaier8133
@michaelmaier8133 2 года назад
that is, why we come here
@CleverFrenchName
@CleverFrenchName 2 года назад
You should actually watch this movie it’s really good, maybe, I haven’t actually seen it either
@matthewtaylor3308
@matthewtaylor3308 2 года назад
Amen. I’m never watching this garbage.
@gilbertmillers4865
@gilbertmillers4865 2 года назад
@@matthewtaylor3308 good idea
@ShadeNinja2990
@ShadeNinja2990 2 года назад
“So glad I didn’t fork over money for this.” How’s that for human sounding dialogue?
@PikaLink91
@PikaLink91 2 года назад
Same, what a shitty plottwist.
@calliph
@calliph 2 года назад
IDK how people are still giving this guy millions of dollars to keep making bad movies.
@xtremeskyman
@xtremeskyman 2 года назад
You have to pay money for movies?
@jobymanuel1353
@jobymanuel1353 2 года назад
Do you like hot dogs?
@meyerpeterson7856
@meyerpeterson7856 2 года назад
I actually really liked the movie
@RogueWolfArtist
@RogueWolfArtist 2 года назад
The entire baby bit, Ryan nailed every moment how that should have been delivered. Instincts and skill were on point, man.
@DOC_951
@DOC_951 Год назад
The best thing about these is that it is an excellent plot summary for movies you’ve seen or don’t want to see
@ceilinh6004
@ceilinh6004 2 года назад
"Oh! A very expository child!" So true, and such a funny way to put it.
@lydiafromsemaphora
@lydiafromsemaphora Год назад
yeah, that almost sounds like something a human would say
@lenaplays0124
@lenaplays0124 2 года назад
"Oh no, being dead is sometimes fatal" This line cracked me up so much XD
@froggybug
@froggybug 2 года назад
🤣🤣🤣
@Jose04537
@Jose04537 2 года назад
Marvel: And I take that personally.
@SorowFame
@SorowFame 2 года назад
Only sometimes though
@hafirenggayuda
@hafirenggayuda 2 года назад
Got same energy as "people die if they killed"
@bena2591
@bena2591 2 года назад
Not in the Marvel universe
@j.vonhogen9650
@j.vonhogen9650 2 года назад
1:20 - "Being dead is sometimes fatal!" - Sounds like a Ryan George Pitch Meeting of the Bible: "And then Jesus wants to go outside again with his twelve buddies, but his worried mom Mary warns him that it's dangerous outside and that being dead is sometimes fatal. But then he's like: well, let's see about that."
@holahola-ym1xv
@holahola-ym1xv 4 месяца назад
"Will spreading the word of god, getting crucified, and then rising from the dead be hard?"
@j.vonhogen9650
@j.vonhogen9650 4 месяца назад
@@holahola-ym1xv- LOL I see what you did there! :-) Let's see how long it takes before someone posts the answer in this thread. ;-)
@thepool3974
@thepool3974 2 года назад
Best pitch meeting yet. That M Night is just feeding it to you 😂
@lonjohnson5161
@lonjohnson5161 2 года назад
I want to hear: "I need you to get all the way off of my back." "No. Not this time. No way."
@theunknownreturns
@theunknownreturns 2 года назад
YES!
@Momon143
@Momon143 2 года назад
If there's another movie like Show Dogs that is changed post-release due to some controversy, that could work.
@kenneth465
@kenneth465 2 года назад
Maybe they can have a one and one physical fight after the heated argument! 😂
@calebsyswerda
@calebsyswerda 2 года назад
The producer has listened to hundreds of pitches, for some highly questionable movies, yet I don’t remember him ever experiencing the palpable self-disgust he displays here. Ryan George’s well runs deep.
@johnnytee911
@johnnytee911 2 года назад
Twilight 4...or 5. Whatever one has the weird baby
@hansnorleaf
@hansnorleaf 2 года назад
I don't think any of the 80-100 pitch meetings I have watched have been about a movie this horrible. I think if pitch meetings also gave a review score this one would get 0/10.
@Imnoonewhoareyou
@Imnoonewhoareyou 2 года назад
@@johnnytee911 yep 😂 was reminded of that one as well
@TheGamesNexus
@TheGamesNexus 2 года назад
Yeah, poor guy
@DiglettsOtherHalf
@DiglettsOtherHalf 2 года назад
I'll be honest, the whole children having a baby thing didn't really hit home with me at first. Then I took a moment to process that reality and my whole body shuddered. Why, Shamallan, why
@HalfOunceToadFace
@HalfOunceToadFace 10 месяцев назад
This is still my favorite pitch meeting
@danielvandersall6756
@danielvandersall6756 Год назад
M Night... The gift that keeps on giving.
@MightyRob1
@MightyRob1 2 года назад
Studio Executive suddenly realizes his humanity… for a moment.
@jackd6881
@jackd6881 2 года назад
right up until money was mentioned and then he snaps back.. brilliant.
@Zanmakenninotachii
@Zanmakenninotachii 2 года назад
when the thing in the movie is so outrageous that gives Producer Guy an existential crisis
@dethlokprime8655
@dethlokprime8655 2 года назад
Existential crises are tight!
@stephanholmes5522
@stephanholmes5522 2 года назад
"So did the baby have anything to do with the plot?" "No. It does not." "So we're just doing that just do it. Ok."
@Appoduece
@Appoduece 2 года назад
It's getting to the point where I just skip the movie and watch the meeting instead. Feels like reading the tv guide instead of paying for cable.
@mr.b.9969
@mr.b.9969 2 года назад
Ryan's face when talking about the 6 year old girl getting pregnant by the 6 year old boy and the baby dying is priceless
@vt_sandman3392
@vt_sandman3392 2 года назад
Anyone else watch Pitch Meetings for movies they're on the fence about and realize they didn't miss anything and Ryan George is a Saint and saved them 1 1/2 to 2 hours of their life countless times over?!? Can't just be me...
@patwaters3486
@patwaters3486 2 года назад
I wish he had done one for Greenland. Wow, just wow. The dude's accent was sliding on and off like border radio. The movie had plot holes big enough to fly a big jet through. It ended and I still don't understand how any of these random people made it.
@Keruso
@Keruso 2 года назад
CinemaSins does the same thing for me
@lockwoodthexton
@lockwoodthexton 2 года назад
That and HISHE dubs have saved me hundreds of dollars too.
@16shogunelitegreen
@16shogunelitegreen 2 года назад
@@Keruso Except CinemaSins sound like assholes
@kraigchandler4695
@kraigchandler4695 2 года назад
Absolutely
@politefan8141
@politefan8141 2 месяца назад
Out of the hundreds of pitch meetings I've watched, I don't know why, but I keep coming to this one the most. Pure hilarity from start to finish.
@BlightCosmos
@BlightCosmos 2 года назад
I watched the trailer of this movie and thought I would never watch the movie but still cant wait to watch the pitch meeting
@TheArchangel911
@TheArchangel911 2 года назад
Can we get a Highlander pitch meeting please?
@Chipiliro613
@Chipiliro613 2 года назад
Even better/worse...Highlander 2.
@christholen7451
@christholen7451 2 года назад
Absolutely please the whole series and all the movies.
@Ethan-lq4nt
@Ethan-lq4nt 2 года назад
Yeah
@leroylowe5921
@leroylowe5921 2 года назад
But there can be only one.
@scottposey755
@scottposey755 2 года назад
Yes!
@henrynewgate1775
@henrynewgate1775 2 года назад
"I could've been a doctor" That made me cry of laughter And you are responsible for my tears
@agoldenage9918
@agoldenage9918 2 года назад
M Night Ding Dong almost ended the pitch meetings!
@planetofthegapes
@planetofthegapes 2 года назад
@@agoldenage9918 lmao
@heidiwills4259
@heidiwills4259 2 года назад
"Oh, no, being dead is sometimes fatal." I love this show.
@bones9001
@bones9001 Год назад
Omg that look after Producer Guy says "well" at the end...
@taco2215
@taco2215 2 года назад
"The rust is poisoning your blood stream" is the most anime sounding way to kill someone
@whitwaltman5137
@whitwaltman5137 2 года назад
Producer Guy's realization that he could've been a doctor was so great, and made even better by Screenwriter Guy reassuring him that the movie's based on an existing graphic novel so everything will be fine. "I thought this was like an original idea, but it's based on intellectual property, and I'm gonna clutch onto that like a safety blanket!" "You always do, sir. So anyway, moving on...."
@Lohanujuan
@Lohanujuan 2 года назад
Jesus this is one of the best pitch meetings I’ve ever seen, by far
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Просмотров 3,6 млн
Ultimate Twilight Saga Pitch Meeting Compilation
23:46
Cocaine Bear Pitch Meeting
6:11
Просмотров 2,4 млн
TENET Pitch Meeting
8:25
Просмотров 3,8 млн
Ultimate X-Men Pitch Meeting Compilation
48:23
Просмотров 3 млн
Cruella Pitch Meeting
6:57
Просмотров 2,4 млн
Moonfall Pitch Meeting
6:18
Просмотров 1,7 млн
Day Shift Pitch Meeting
6:15
Просмотров 1,5 млн
CATS Pitch Meeting
6:38
Просмотров 4,6 млн
Uncharted Pitch Meeting
7:49
Просмотров 2,1 млн
Sharknado Pitch Meeting
6:00
Просмотров 3,4 млн