Omigosh it's you!!!! 

Oml the way he says "Don't be scared, it's fine."

What I wanna know is How many times did we ask for meat loaf

1:20 CHARLIE IS SECRETLY DUOLINGO BIRD: CONFIRMED

I WAS RIGHT!! CHARLIE GREEN IS AN EVIL VERSION OF CG5

I LOVE THIS PLEASE PLEASE DO MORE

Plot twist: *_Charlie was talking to CG5._*

Charlie: "If you ask for meatloaf one more time... I'm gonna have to devour your family." 50 shades of purple just flashed before my eyes

There is so much going on here. The location, charlies welcoming yet decietful tone, MEATLOAF. I just dont understand

Okay um... but pot roast sounds good too-

IM CRYINGG at the end I whispered "meatlooooooaaaaf" then he immediatly turned around XDD

Add this to the "Evidence Charlie is insane" list

My friend: the tik tok pov’s aren’t that weird!! The TikTok POVs:

"One day there over there....and the next there uh over there..." as he casually points at the sky lmao

Gimme the Meatloaf Charlie...

*How are the kids* Me: Charlie do you want to tell us something? Edit: when he was coming down I thought he was going to fall down the stairs

“Oh my gosh let me come right down” He sounded like a Karen 😂😂

Me: I don't understand English Charlie: *speaks English so fast* Me: 🥺

Why does this give off SO much "A heist with markiplier" energy?

I don’t know how to feel about having kids with this man

"don't be scared it's fine...it's fine.." Charlie.

Charlie: *Heavy breathing intensifies intensely*

That’s what Audie says to me basically...

GIVE ME THE MEATLOAF

When u dont know what's happening but u still smile from ear to ear😂😂

This sounds like a stalker fan meeting their favorite creator

Between this and the “” normal” conversation I feel like we’ve reached a whole new level of awesomeness. Love you Charlie keep up the good work.

"One day they're over there" "The next day they're over there" Charlie....?

That turned dark near the ending

*when he hugged the camera i was happy for some reason*

Crossing “talking to CG5” off the bucket list.

'Or whatever this place is that we live in.' 10/10 script.

No meatloaf. Those were the last words that they heard. Truly sad.

Y'ALL I FIGURED IT OUT!! He makes the meatloaf out of humans. We couldn't have any because he didn't have any victims or leftover human meat at the moment, so if we wanted some so bad and kept asking, he'd have to kill our family to make some.

That is an extreme reaction to meatloaf.

I lost it at the end when he shouted "NO MEATLOAF"

Actually, you're wrong sir, we are having meatloaf, my mother is making meatloaf for dinner tonight. *(But I'd rather have dino nuggets ;-;)*

I feel like I just watched a messed up episode of Blue's Clues

Charlie suit "the man behind the slaughter" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

That is me, thanks for recognizing!

Charlie: were not having meatloaf toni- Camera man: *looks down* Charlie: hey look up here -_- Viewers: O-O

THIS IS AMAZING. PURE GOLD. *clapping* ACADEMY AWARD FOR ACTING.

This went from “I’m so happy to see you!” to “NO MEATLOAF” So fast 😂😂😂❤️

When your mom finds a friend at the store

I- Why is this in my recommended

Ok when he yelled “NO MEATLOAF!!!!” My cats just burst through my door and it actually startled me XD

Charlie: “How are the kids?” Me: “I’m only 17! XD I don’t HAVE KIDS!!!”

The best thing I've had all morning

“don’t ask for meatloaf” **looks down** Me: NO NO NOT THAT KIND OF MEA--

Me: Are there meat loaves. Charlie: I am the man behind the slaughter...

Charlie: *Says no meatloaf and walks up stairs slowly* Me: *Asks for meatloaf* Charlie: *2:12*

This is like reading a fanfiction that nobody asked for. An uncomfortable masterpiece.

1:13 fAmIlY fRiEnDlY

where the flip is this place

*It's You!!*

I feel like they guy is a cannibal or something

I don’t see the point in this but it gives me really hyper energy 😂😂

when he hugged the camera i actually felt a warm presence i

"It's okay, that happened to my dog too!" "Ya know, one day they're over there *points to the side* the next they're over there-- *points up-*"

The fact that he went. "It happened to my dog; those things happen all the time!" So energetically, like he had no care whatsoever. That is the kind of man that I look up to.

Charlie, please do more skits like this where you talk to us. I absolutely love them!

Charlie: How are the kids? Me: oh umm they’ve been murdered by a robot. Their frontal lobe was taken out...

I'm dying omg 😭😭💀💀😂 NO MEATLOAF

I started dying of laughter when he was like "stop asking for meat loaf or I'm gonna kill your family." I was laughing bc it was so unexpected 😂. This skit was amazing.

This POV is waayyy too relatable

“How are the kids” Me: I’m 11 •~•

0:20 CG5: How are the kids Someone: My son died from the man behind the slaughter Edit: 2:08 CG5: No meatloaf! Me: I don’t like meatloaf

"Little TIMMY FELL DOWN THE WELL CHARLIE!!!!!!"

This should be a sitcom

Omg it’s you Charlie! I’m so happy you came at my birthday oh btw, Charlie, gIvE mE mEaTlOaF

This is literally me during quarantine

The most wholesome part of the entire video was the armpit smoosh. Period.

This is still one of my favorite videos.

I legit don’t know this guy, this video just appeared in my recommendations ;-;

Me when i see me and my friend in the FUTUREE

I have been hugged. I will never forget this day.

Damn no joke you would make a good actor, it would be funny if you did something with Will you and him doing some skits

CG5 when will you do a name and face reveal?

i asked for meatloaf and now my family is dead

I like a lot of RU-vidrs they make me happy just like you when I'm sad just each person's videos make me happy.

This actually feels like he is talk to me! 😁

**my family to me because i eat like 5 things**

Me: Meatloaf Charlie: 2:10

Charlie as a dad when his child keeps asking for grandmas meatloaf recipe: 0:58

This was so random, but it was the best thing I've seen all week.

Omigosh hi!!! *_iT'S bEeN SO lONG-_* Sorry i had to make a fnaf reference-

2:07 “I just want Meatloaf” 2:12 Charlie: “No meatloaf!!!”

“i made some dinner do you want some dinner?” *flashbacks from exciting dinner*

I love these videos, they make me smile

Me: Whispers I really want some meatloaf Charlie:yells no MEATLOAF!

“NO MEATLOAF!!!” IS MY FAVORITE LINE! LOVE YOU CHARLIE!🤣🤣🤣💙💙💙

I thought he was just gonna fall down the stairs I thought he would say, “it’s you!” Then start running down the stairs, and fall down

The true man behind the slaughter.

Charlie Green's power is high screeching noises from his speakers. So he can blast the eardrums of the family.

Charlie: How are the kids? Me: well... Little Timmy fell down the well

Charlie is such a good actor.

This is literally every couple after quarantine.

0:15 CG5: give me a hug! me: LEAVE ME ALOOONE

Just made my day! This is hilarious!

props to you for painting the inside of your house so nicely